The Sand Sculpture Daughter of Crazy Criticism of the Villain

It was already seven o'clock in the evening, and it was time for the surrounding residents to go home. The entire villa area was brightly lit. The hemp scene.

Because the owner of the villa is playing with a very new thing - the boa constrictor and the cat! ! !

It has the flavor of "Pen Fairy vs. Kayako", because the scenes are equally shocking.

The stunning beauty with a snake's tail had a ferocious expression at this time, sitting cross-legged on the sofa and carefully stroking the little white puppet in her arms.Those who didn't know thought she was threatening weak animals.

Just playing Liaozhai, are you trying to scare someone to death?

Isn't it the first time to stroke a cat? Does it need to be so exaggerated?

My mother told us since I was a child, don't let her touch you when you encounter a boa constrictor... What a fart!

It's totally unreasonable for this kind of thing to happen in the human world, god damn it! ! !

Can you talk about science.

able!No!able!

Whether humans can accept Shen Wenqi is not known, anyway, he is really drunk.

Tsk, he's going to cook.

After Shen Wenqi prepared the meal and served them on the table, Shen Shiqing broke away from the immersive cat masturbation.

Shen Shiqing: "Phew~ life is very satisfying!"

Shen Wenjiao: "..." You are satisfied, she feels almost bald.

woo woo woo (╥w╥`)

Poor thing, the little puppet already looks like its body has been hollowed out lying on the sofa.

If I insist on describing the current picture, it should be the panda head expression pack that I really don't have a drop.

But Shen Wenqi was so distressed that he hurried forward to hug her.When did his beautiful and noble elder sister get caught and fucked like this!

Finally lying in the warm embrace, Shen Wenjiao sighed weakly to Shen Wenqi: "Meow meow meow~~~" Qi Qi said that the woman on the mountain is a tiger.But the woman from the Shen family is a boa constrictor! ! !

"Pfft." The picture was a bit funny, Shen Wenqi laughed out accidentally, before the ancestor in his arms found out, he hurriedly redeemed: "Yes, yes, next time, don't change your original shape with the eldest sister, we can't beat it. Can't you just hide?"

"I made you your favorite stir-fried chicken drumsticks, sorry to see you, this is hurting your vitality!"

Hearing what he wanted to hear, the kitten in his arms regained his vitality in an instant, and his forehead was full of energy: "Meow, meow!" Yes, I want to eat a whole big plate!

"I've done a lot, enough!"

Shen Shiqing, who has already served the table but is still looking at this side, said: "..." The person involved is still there, so is it really okay to discuss so loudly?

and……

After listening to Shen Wenqi's coaxing words, the corners of her mouth twitched, as if sitting here was like listening to a heavenly book.

God damn hurt.

It's thanks to her biological brother and sister, otherwise she would have thought that someone sent them here to touch porcelain!

"Stop playing tricks, come and eat." The way she stroked Shen Wenjiao was gentle, she was still meowing comfortably in her arms just now.Now she is lying in Shen Wenqi's arms and acting like a baby, it is not an exaggeration to say that she turned her face and refused to recognize the snake!

Really, the heart of a kitten, don't try to understand it.

Well, it's her true biography, as expected of our Shen family's blood!

"Ah, I almost forgot. My brother created a group chat, and he will tell you about the progress of the task in the group. He originally wanted to pull you into the group, but later found out that you two didn't add him on WeChat at all." This plastic The brother-sister relationship is also gone. For more than ten years, they don't even have a WeChat account!

The Shen Wenjiao siblings still used the original owner's account, but Zhongtong changed their screen name once.The original owners were too well-behaved, and it didn't match their temperament.

Group Name: [Family Love Each Other]

Shen Wenjiao and Shen Wenqi: "..." Are you playing so sarcastically?

You still love each other as a family, what kind of friendly relationship does everyone have, don't you, as the eldest brother, have no compulsion in your heart?

Arrogant, domineering, cute and charming Xiao Qingqing: "Brother, Xiaoqi and Xiaojiu have joined the group."

Ninth brother social person: "."

Your appearance will blow you away: "[Laugh? jpg?]"

At this time, number one had just finished training, and when he heard the vibration of the phone, he took it out reflexively and clicked on the message bar.

No. [-]: "..." The aura of social hooligans coming to the face popped out from the screen name in the dialog box in the group.

"Oh? Number one, is there any news from Xiaojiu?"

Shen Chumo, who was passing by, was a little curious when he saw No. [-] froze in place holding his mobile phone.The footsteps that were going back to the room also turned a corner and walked in front of him.

Number one: "!!!" Startled, reflexively wanted to put the phone away.

Such a screen name, such a screen name! ! !

How can it be seen by outsiders?It's shameful.

Before he could withdraw his hand, Shen Chumo snatched the phone before him.

"Brother, why don't you bring me and No. [-] into the group?" Shen Chumo looked at the group name [Family Love each other] with some surprise.

Hey... Are you playing so ironically?

It has to be said that Shen Chumo and Shen Wenjiao's brain circuits were synchronized at this time.

I also don't know what kind of filter No. [-] put on them.

Number one: "...oh" He is also a family, so it's fine.

Shen Yi is so handsome that he can be eaten as a meal, so cool that he doesn't speak and pulls him into the group chat.

Handsome can be eaten as a meal: "Xiaoqi, Xiaojiu, I am the fourth brother~"

Too cool to say: "?"

Ninth brother social person: "Fourth brother, good evening."

You will be killed by the explosion of appearance: "[Good evening · jpg ·]"

"Hahahahaha, the two kids are so boring, they are comparable to my online name!" Shen Chumo took No. [-] and sat in the living room chatting in the group. Seeing the family's online name, it was almost astonishing. Laugh until your stomach hurts.

Too cool to say anything: "Number ten."

Shen Yi: "..."

Ok?

So in fact, he is the only normal person in this family?

What is this inferiority complex emanating from the inside out?

Arrogant, domineering, cute and charming Xiao Qingqing: "Hey, big brother, your screen name is as ordinary as you are, and I despise you."

Also Shen Yi, it's better to just use my own name.

"Hahahahahahaha (?w?) hiahiahia." Seeing No. [-] being teased in the group, Shen Chumo laughed wantonly.

Shen Yi: "Let's get down to business!" He couldn't expect Shen Shiqing to become a normal person.

Arrogant and domineering, cute and charming Xiao Qingqing: "Oh."

"I found out that Lin Ze is going to participate in an outdoor reality show, and he is also a resident guest. I also have Xiao Jiu and Xiao Qi who will participate together at that time and will also be resident. The time is completely enough, and I also I sent someone to watch over that Zhao Manman in advance. Everything is ready, I only owe the show."

Shen Yi: "Who is Zhao Manman? Don't waste time on people whose tasks are not important."

Your appearance will kill you: "I am also a guest participating in this variety show."

Brother Nine, a member of society: "She has evidence that the mission target has done bad things."

Shen Yi: "Oh."

Oh?

Oh! ! !

Shen Shiqing was furious, it was rare for her to arrange things in such a comprehensive way, the big brother's dissuasion and encouragement were ignored, after all he was a dead-faced man.

but!

He just replied coldly! ! !

She can't accept it.

Arrogant, domineering, cute and charming Xiao Qingqing: "Shouldn't you praise me for being smart, witty and brave, and then say that classic saying, (Watson, you discovered your blind spot!)?"

Shen Yi: "..." You should wash up and sleep, there are so many shits.