The Sand Sculpture Daughter of Crazy Criticism of the Villain

[Fuck!Jiang Han is so big (?)? Д? (ヽ) Can my sister take it? ! 】

[Upstairs, put on your pants, the shit is falling off my head! 】

[You just throw it away, I don’t need pants today! 】

[A little too excited, ran to the toilet and washed his face.Fuck, that perverted girl in the mirror with her aunt's smile turned out to be me? ! 】

[Can the live broadcast be paused for a while?I wanted to wipe my nosebleed, but I was stimulated by my own brain hole. 】

【oh?Nosebleed like Jiang Han?I actually kind of knew what he saw.Tsk tsk tsk... This is not a variety show, this is Jiang Han's ultimate benefit! 】

[The live broadcast cannot be paused, it will just go black. 】

[My heart is pierced, old iron, alas, I have a hunch that my sister's live broadcast may only be intermittent. 】

【oh?Always! (Take a sip of your saliva and come directly to a shasha!)]

[I just want to know how exciting this must be, I have a nosebleed. 】

【Oh, you and I are destined to miss seeing each other. 】

[By the way, this is the plan of Empress Shen Ying, Jiang Han is going to be blown up hahahahahaha. 】

[What a plan, what a plan!I agree, this strategy can be a little more. 】

……

Shen Wenjiao wanted to go closer to see the situation, but she only moved a little, and Jiang Han became more tense all over.

So came to such a conclusion.

"Jiang Han, are you going to die?"

Jiang·Blood loss is about to die·Han: He is indeed about to die, in a sense...

Excessively angry, he stopped the little girl from breaking free from the quilt, and if he was stimulated again, he could turn into a beast now.

But it's not far away, I actually gave up resistance just now, and ended up with a nosebleed... It's too embarrassing...

In front of Xiaoguai's first human form, he actually let her remember it in this form.

Too embarrassing...and too impatient...

"Xiaoguai...wait a moment...be obedient and don't move, I'll clean up and come over..."

After finishing speaking, he covered the lower half of his face and walked quickly to the bathroom, his hurried back was really in a state of embarrassment.

"Eh……"

Shen Wenjiao moved, but was caught by the quilt wrapped around her body.When he looked up again, he had already locked himself in the bathroom.

Amused by Jiang Han's reaction, he giggled, fell back on the bed, loosened the quilt a little, and rolled freely.

Hmph, I know how powerful I am, I can run really fast.

and……

He patted the pillow, as if he was hitting Jiang Han: "I'm not called Xiaoguai... I have a name."

Eh!

But what the eldest sister said, after being frightened by her, you must treat her as well as before to be considered qualified...

Looking at the closed bathroom door, Master Jiaojiao felt sad for the first time.

The shit shovel officer is not good at all...???

He was also scared away by her.

Angrily, she wrapped herself in her little quilt, stood up, and was about to run out.

He even yelled super loudly at the bathroom door: "I'm going to live with my eldest sister!"

[Hey, hey, Mr. Jiang, if you don't come out yet, your wife is going to run away! 】

[Hahahahaha I remembered, Shen Shiqing seemed to have said that if she reacted wrongly after being frightened, her younger sister would live with her from now on. 】

[I'm dying of laughter, this shit is bleeding from the nose, how could it be that I don't like it?It's just too damaging to the image, I just went to the bathroom to tidy up, my sister seems to have misunderstood hahahahahaha. 】

[That's right, a certain pervert is a famous peacock, and he always uses masculinity to attract his sister.

No matter what you lose, you can't lose face. This is the guarantee for him to attract his wife. 】

Here, Jiang Han rushed into the bathroom in a panic.

In order not to keep the little girl outside waiting, he even stopped the nosebleed by directly using the healing ability.

Rinse off the contaminated blood with clean water, Jiang Han looked at his current appearance in the mirror, and let out a muffled laugh.

The ghost knows that one of his wonderfully possessed supernatural powers was actually used in such unscrupulous things as treating nosebleeds.

From the very beginning, he knew that his kitten was very energetic, but he didn't expect that it was really a kitten monster... Apart from the excitement and surprise at the beginning, there was only joy in his heart.

That's great...whether it's a kitten or a human...as long as it's a little boy, he likes it.

A little girl's furry sound came from outside the door, and Jiang Han rushed out before he could wipe off the water stains on his face.

I saw his little boy wrapped in a quilt, looking like he was about to run away from home.

Where did Jiang Han have the time to pay attention to other things, he quickly stepped forward, picked up the little girl, and led her to the bed.

Hugging her tightly together with the quilt, kissed the little guy on the cheek, and coaxed in a low voice: "What's the matter? Little boy, why are you unhappy?"

It's okay not to say it, but Shen Wenjiao felt wronged again when she said it.Pushing away the man's approaching face, she lowered her eyes, but didn't look at him.

Following her movements, her long eyelashes trembled: "You don't like me."

Hearing this, Jiang Han's heart that was so tense that he pulled it up relaxed at least.

With a low laugh, he raised the little girl's chin, leaned forward and took a sip of her unhappy pouty mouth, and looked at her with burning eyes.

"How could I not like you, just say impossible things."

Shen Wenjiao blushed when she was kissed: "Sister said, your reaction is wrong, you just don't like me!"

When Jiang Han hears the words Shen Shiqing now, his brain hurts, especially the little girl almost ran away from home and went to her house just now, obviously you were instigated by that guy.

"Don't listen to her nonsense, it will ruin you."

The little girl in her arms puffed her cheeks, she was very dissatisfied: "But, but I turned into a human to scare you, that's what my elder sister said."

Jiang Han: "..."

The Adam's apple rolled, and he hugged the little girl in his arms in embarrassment, his attitude softened instantly, and he said in a hoarse voice: "That's something you can listen to occasionally..."

Master Jiaojiao raised her head arrogantly: Humph, man, I feel guilty, what Eldest Sister said is indeed right.

The scary plan she had thought up hadn't been implemented yet, so she could just take advantage of this man's guilt and start over again.

Thinking of this, Shen Wenjiao did the same.Breaking free from the shackles of the shit-shoveling officer, he stretched out Bai Shengsheng's arm from under the quilt, wrapping him around.

Leaning close to his ear, he whispered, "That just doesn't count, let's do it all over again, shall we?"

"Also, you have to call me Lord Jiaojiao from now on!"

do it all over again...

Hearing these words, Jiang Han only felt his stomach tighten.

Being seduced by the little girl's delicate and pretty look made his heart itch. His kitten, Zaizai, is indeed a fairy who has only cultivated into an adult, and he will lose his soul if he is seduced by it.

Catching up to her red lips, he gave Yun lightly, then let go, panting heavily in her ear: "Okay... baby... I'll listen to you."

"You have to call me Master Jiaojiao!"

Jiang Han held the little girl in his arms and laughed until his whole chest trembled, but at the moment he was very obedient: "Yes, my Lord Jiaojiao..."