The Sand Sculpture Daughter of Crazy Criticism of the Villain

During the months of Shen Wenjiao's pregnancy, because her father was always taking care of her body, she felt a little uncomfortable and was treated by Jiang Han's supernatural powers.

On the contrary, she didn't feel much about pregnancy, she just took a long vacation for herself, only eating and drinking every day, and then playing around happily.

When you really realize that you are really different from usual, it is already time to give birth.

Shen Wenjiao touched her belly curiously, and the smooth and delicate little belly now seemed to be blown up, and it swelled up.

The little baby inside has been very active recently, moving from time to time, as if looking for a sense of presence.

Opening her mouth to catch the fruit Jiang Han fed, Master Jiaojiao thought: "The baby must be very outgoing."

As soon as she finished speaking, the baby in her belly kicked again.

Shen Wenjiao: "..."

Pouted and complained: "He keeps kicking me!"

Jiang Han didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and coaxed with a low smile: "Then he is really too bad, how can he still bully Jiaojiao!"

The big pervert really united with her, Shen Wenjiao nodded in satisfaction, then lowered her head and began to stroke the cat in peace of mind: "Qiqi, your hair is shiny and shiny, and its quality is excellent."

Shen Wenqi was carefully lying on her stomach, with his cat ears on his side, feeling the baby's movements.Hearing sister's words, she raised her head speechlessly: "Meow..." Am I your doll, please?

Recently, I always start masturbation when I catch him, which is called, practice hands in advance, to show the brilliance of motherhood.

What else can he do?I can only pet it.

Shen Wenjiao: "What are you talking about?! You are my dearest brother!" What a doll, talking nonsense!

Shen Wenqi: "..." Turned over, revealing the soft belly for her to caress.

Don't talk, touch!

The big cat delivered to the door, Master Jiaojiao was not polite: "Qiqi, even if I have a baby, you are more important than him."

Shen Wenqi suddenly smoked from the top of his head, fortunately, he had a fluffy face, and he couldn't see whether he was blushing at all: "Meow, meow!" Who, who is worried about this!

Shen Wenjiao raised the corners of her mouth, squinted her eyes, and said, "Small, how can I not know you?" 'The depressing expression.

Deser's gaze turned, and he was almost frightened to death by the handsome face next to him.

Jiang Han: Stare at...

He just hates that he can't be a cat!

Shen Wenjiao quickly freed one hand, stepped forward and stroked the man's hair: "It's all important, all of it!"

What a vinegar king!

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It has been more than half a year since Jiang Xun's child turned three years old.

Clenching his fists with some pride, he is no longer the three-year-old kid at the beginning, he is now—three and a half years old! ! !

Back then, when he was three years old, he mistakenly believed that there were only two types of people in the world.One is beastmen like mothers, uncles, and aunts.The other is the supernatural beings like Dad and Uncle Gu.

And as a combination of the two great abilities, the great Jiang Xun combined all the advantages of his parents. He can not only become a pure white and cute little puppet, but also possess all the abilities inherited from his father.

However, after knowing that he was finally cruelly sent to kindergarten at this age, he realized that there is a third type of human being in this world, and that is——ordinary people!

The moment he learned the truth, he even imagined that he might not be a savior born in human society!

Invincible, invincible!

Until he understood what kind of family his own family was, he...

Then he must be the super villain who rules the world! ! !

Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie...

However, this ultimate goal and dream, when he wanted to control the power of the family in advance and kill the male protagonist who can compete with him in the cradle, was discovered by the vicious man, his father.

The sentence "This kid has watched too many TV shows, confiscated all electronic products, and no one is allowed to show them!", actually killed the source of inspiration in his life from the source!

Damn it, he's only three and a half years old, but God...why did he let him experience this heart-wrenching pain in advance? !

In the huge living room, a group of people desperately suppressed the laughter that was about to burst out, looking at the center, a small dumpling was walking around in circles with a pair of soft chubby hands behind his back.

I don't know who couldn't hold back, burst out laughing, causing Xiaotuanzi to stare over dissatisfied.

However, he is really delicate and cute, glaring at him like a frightened animal, he looks even cuter.

Under the two thick eyebrows, there is a pair of big watery eyes, like two black pearls.With a small and exquisite nose and a chubby mouth, whenever he smiles, the dimples on both sides of his cheeks will be revealed, it's so cute that people's hearts melt.

This arrogant little appearance is like the Jiaojiao when she was a child, and also very much like Xiaohan back then.Before it grows, you can already see the superb appearance in the future.

Shen Chumo, who couldn't help laughing out loud, propped his chin and said amusedly: "Baby Zhou Zhou, have you figured out who to sleep with tonight? Even the emperor is not as slow as you in choosing a concubine."

Yes, Jiang Xun currently has two names. It is said that his father was able to find his own fairy mother. It is really lucky for Sansheng to choose this name.

His nickname is Zhou Zhou, because he was born a full week ahead of the expected date of delivery.

"Zhou Zhou just doesn't want to hurt the hearts of every uncle and aunt, so think carefully!"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Zhouzhou looked at the fourth uncle who was wearing glasses and dressed casually and elegantly with some distress, and then turned to look at his mother who was clinging to his father.

Damn it, if it wasn't for the existence of this man, how could he be forced to leave his beloved mother? (?‵dish′)?

Da da da took small steps and ran straight in one direction, pouted a small mouth, and said aggrievedly: "Mom~"

Seeing that victory was just around the corner, his mother, who was like a little fairy, stretched out her hand to catch him.

As a result, in the next second, Da Da Da's chubby legs flew into the air, and flew into Dad's arms uncontrollably.

Jiang Han put his arm around the little boy, and held his sweet and soft wife's little hand in his place with the other hand, smiling a little complacently: "You said that you want the rain and dew to be even, and fourth uncle invited you like this, but you turned a blind eye."

Shen, Fourth Uncle Chu Mo, who was cueed, laughed and remained silent.

Little Zhou Zhou protested and shouted: "Four, uncle four fell asleep yesterday!"

"It's been a week, everyone is asleep! Dad is bad!"

"Hahahahahahaha what the hell." Shen Shiqing laughed so hard that she was about to shed tears, God damn everyone fell asleep.

After finally slowing down the hilarious laughter, he sighed again: "Zhou Zhou really has the demeanor of the boss back then, not bad, not bad."

Xiao Chengjing who was beside her: "..." She died laughing, she just slept with him, what kind of demeanor does she have?

My aunt would burst out laughing from time to time, and Xiao Zhouzhou had already seen the strangeness, she pouted and acted like a baby, trying to arouse her father's pity: "I want to sleep with my mother, so that my father can also hug Zhou Zhou~" Like just now It wouldn't be sweet to force him to hug him!

Jiang Han said with a smile: "You think beautifully. Boys only know how to cling to their mothers, so they should be called Ma Baonan. Are you ashamed?"

"Yes, but Zhou Zhou is still a baby, and the baby is not afraid of being shy." Little Zhou Zhou perfectly inherited his dad's thick skin, and he didn't show any hypocrisy about it at all, "But dad is clinging to mom, this is called a wife's treasure." Man, I'm so big, I'm ashamed!"

Jiang Han: "..." He is not shy either!

Shen Wenjiao laughed so hard that she almost burst into tears, God damn his wife Baonan.

If the father and son were allowed to continue arguing, a lot of jokes would be made. Shen Wenjiao kept laughing as she hugged the little one out of Jiang Han's arms.

He poked his soft little face, which made the baby in his arms giggle happily: "Don't listen to your father's nonsense, mother likes to sleep with Zhou Zhou the most."

Zhou Zhou covered his mouth a little shyly, and glanced at his father quietly, his eyes were sly, and he said in a childish voice: "Mom loves Zhou Zhou so much, dad won't be jealous, right?"

"Zhou Zhou is just too young to sleep alone. Dad shouldn't be so stingy, right?"

"If Zhou Zhou was my father, I would definitely not let my mother separate from Zhou Zhou~"

After some teasing and teasing, he successfully blocked the mouth of a certain pervert, but his face turned even darker.

Everyone couldn't help looking to the side, staring at Shen Wenqi's back molars that were beaming happily, and silently retreated.

Shen Wenqi laughed a little awkwardly: Well, although he didn't speak here, everyone has already silently recited his name in their hearts.

If he said that he was just taught by stealing and didn't deliberately teach him, would anyone believe it?

Everyone: Do you think we believe it or not? 【Smile·jpg·】

Little Zhou Zhou, who was taken back to his room, still hadn't enjoyed a complete childhood.

Almost as soon as he entered the room, the clever Zhou Zhou changed back to his original shape.A small ball stumbling around on the carpet, unable to even walk steadily, who would have the heart to do anything to such a cute little puppet?

Hee hee hee?.?.?(?︶`?)?.?.?

"Meow~" Hey, oops!The baby is so weak and needs to be hugged to get up~

Jiang Han: "..."

Amused by the way he touches porcelain, he crouches down desperately to pick up the little brat, the light touch makes his heart soften.

Shen Wenjiao, who stepped into the bathroom first, came out after washing her body fragrantly. Seeing this scene of fatherly kindness and filial piety, she greeted in a funny way, "Aren't you going to wash up?"

Jiang Han looked at his wife, who was covered in pink, and his heart was itching so badly, he strode forward and leaned over to kiss her.

Master Jiaojiao dodged extremely, and her whole body was buried under the quilt, forming a lump together: "Oh, oh, I just washed it so fragrant, so don't give it to me!"

Because the war ended, Zhou Zhou, who had already changed back into a human form, imitated the example, with a pair of small hands almost covering his whole head: "I, I won't give a kiss either!"

Jiang Han: "..." Who wants to kiss you?

He laughed angrily at his reaction: "Dad thinks you just rolled on the ground."

But my little boy is really a confident kid, he let go of his hands like a thief, and smiled with a crooked mouth, mixed with a little villainy, with a look of "even though you say so, but still hug him tightly and love him?" expression.

Seeing that Jiang Han just wanted to whip his ass with a stick.

"Dad~" Entering the bathroom, Zhou Zhou asked in a mysterious whisper while pinching the little yellow duck floating on the fish tank, "Did you catch up with your mother by relying on your supernatural power?"

Jiang Han carefully grabbed the cub and washed it, and said explosive words without changing his face: "Father relies on his face and strong body."

Zhou Zhou gave a small exclamation, his eyes widened: "Is that so? Then Zhou Zhou can also chase after his mother, Zhou Zhou looks good!"

Jiang Han paused, and looked down at this daring brat: "Are you crazy?" I treat you like my son, but you actually want to be my rival in love!

Little Zhou Zhou was not afraid at all, she bared her teeth and smiled like a little angel: "Mom likes to touch Zhou Zhou's belly, but Dad doesn't have a belly, Zhou Zhou's body is more pleasing to Mom than Dad .”

Jiang Han breathed a sigh of relief, and sneered disdainfully: "Really? Then I hope you can keep your little belly from now on."

"I will~" Zhou Zhou rubbed his chubby belly and vowed secretly in his heart.

When I grow up in the future, I must not be like my father, with a hard stomach and a few pieces!

Zhou Zhou, Zhou Zhou has one piece is enough!

When Zhou Zhou grows up in the future, after knowing the true aesthetics of the world, he is almost about to be fooled by his father, and he sheds tears of remorse for the hurt one.

Fortunately, fortunately, because of the daily training, he didn't really succeed in keeping his chubby belly.

Otherwise, he would really cry.

Coming out with the smelly baby, Jiang Han finally hugged his sweet and soft wife.

He let his son lie on his chest, held down his son's head, not allowing him to look at him, while he turned slightly sideways, wanting to kiss the obedient and soft baby beside him.

However, just when he was about to succeed, a small hand rose into the air and precisely blocked Jiang Han's mouth, successfully stopping his movements.

Xiao Zhouzhou: "Father, storytelling~"

Jiang Han: "..." You boy must have been sent by the heavens to torture him!

Shen Wenjiao hurriedly hid back, almost dying of laughter.

In order to prevent his little one from being hung up and pumped, he quickly reached out and snatched Zhou Zhou away from Jiang Han.

Looking up, he blinked at the man beside him: "Jiang Han, I want to listen to the story~"

Xiao Zhouzhou was not to be outdone, and was not very good at blinking, so he closed and opened his eyes vigorously: "Dad~"

The mother and son looked up with delicate little faces, smiling and acting like a baby at you, no one can resist such an attack, let alone Jiang Han himself wants to tell a story to them.

Still couldn't help it, he leaned forward and kissed Shen Wenjiao and Xiao Zhouzhou's cheek incidentally, then cleared his throat and started his today's story.

"This is an abusive article."

"Once upon a time, there was a man who accidentally fell into the lake and drifted for three days and three nights."

"Ah? Then why hasn't he washed it yet?" Xiao Zhouzhou was the first to not understand.

Jiang Han squeezed his small mouth into a duck's beak shape, and closed his mouth manually.

【Okay, don’t say any more·jpg·】

After the sound was successfully silenced, Jiang Han continued: "After drifting for three days and three nights, a rich lady who read a lot of romance books was finally salvaged by the lake, looking forward to it every day."

Shen Wenjiao: "Miss fell in love with a man at first sight, then she misunderstood, got back together, abused her body and heart, and finally forced him?"

Jiang Han smiled softly: "Why, I know Jiaojiao doesn't like this."

Xiao Zhouzhou: "..." Why didn't mom shut up manually?

So is this plan just for him?

Bad dad!

Jiang Han ignored Xiao Zhouzhou's resentful eyes, and continued his story: "The rich lady turned the man upside down with full expectation, and finally saw his face soaked into a pig's head, one couldn't help it, and vomited all over him .

The huge direct impact of the water, as well as a wonderful sour smell, stimulated the unconscious man to wake up. "

Shen Wenjiao: "..."

Little Zhou Zhou: "..."

emm... This is still a flavorful story.

"Seeing the man showing signs of waking up, the rich lady saw that the situation was not good, so she ran away. She thought to herself, no matter how much she yearns for love, she can't be attracted by a pig."

"In just such a short time, the rich lady ran away without a trace. Even the little wild horse that I rode over didn't have time to ride back."

"A man only knows that there is a beautiful female voice that wakes him up gently. When Yoyo woke up, he happened to meet the little wild horse's eyes."

"'You ... saved me?' he said."

"Little Mustang couldn't help but sneezed when he smelled the sour smell on his body, the man only thought he was responding to himself.

He mistakenly thought that he had met the legendary horse demon, and happily stood on the spot, twisted, twitched, and crawled. "

"'I didn't expect you to spend all your demon power to save me. I will definitely treat you well!' he said."

"One person and one horse, that's how they fell in love."

"In the days that followed, men could be said to spoil the little wild horse to the sky, and when they were in love, they would even give a wild horse kiss.

The man's swollen face finally returned to its original state, and his handsome face allowed him to find a good job. "

Wild...wild horse kiss?

Shen Wen's petite Zhou Zhou: "..." This story is quite explosive in the entire monster world.

Jiang Han: "And the job the man found happened to be that rich lady's bodyguard. Occasionally, when he heard the rich lady's voice, he would feel a little dazed.

This voice is really too similar to his beloved horse. "

"The seeds of doubt were buried in his heart, and the man finally couldn't help testing his beloved horse, asking if he could call him again, just like when he woke him up."

"However, his beloved horse doesn't understand. He only knows this human being, and he licks its horse's mouth passionately every day, it stinks!"

"After a long time, the man was finally disappointed. He wanted to take the little wild horse to confront the rich lady. Who saved him back then!"

"The final result can be imagined. The man finally knew that he loved the wrong horse. The moment he learned the truth, he vomited in place."

"The rich lady saw the wild horse led by the man, how could she not understand. She was about to shout, arrest, you horse thief, but was frightened away by this despicable man with the technique of vomiting."

"However, seeing the back of the rich lady running away, the man fell in love with her deeply."

"'So you ... saved me?' he said."

"He abandoned his beloved horse, and beat and kicked it. It was useless even if the beloved horse put the horse's mouth close to his predecessor's kiss. Because he saw the horse's mouth, he beat him harder."

Xiao Zhouzhou was genuinely angry: "Then he is too bad! He cheated Little Mustang's feelings!"

Shen Wenjiao: "..." She said she didn't want to talk.

"That's right, so the wild horse has turned black. When the man secretly followed the rich lady and came to the lake where she was waiting for rabbits before, the little wild horse rushed out from behind, a flying horseshoe."

"Kicked the man from the dark to the bright, and kicked him to death."

"Pata, fell into the lake water before, and returned to his original place. I don't know if he will wander for a few more days and nights, and who will fall in love with the person who rescued him? Horse? A living species ?”

Jiang Han accepted it as soon as he saw it: "Okay, today's story is over, let's go to bed."

Shen Wenjiao: "...Zhou Zhou, can you still sleep?"

Xiao Zhouzhou: "..." He will be haunted while he sleeps.

"Dad, are you taking revenge on society?"

Jiang Han raised his eyebrows: "How come? Dad is telling you the truth through a short story."

Zhou Zhou sincerely asked: "Then what is the truth of this abuse article?"

Jiang Han: "Because a man doesn't love himself, he's like a rotten cabbage. He loves whoever saves him. Doesn't that mean he doesn't love himself?"

"Zhou Zhou, if someone saves you or loves you in the future, you will end up like this too."

What's the end?Will it be licked by wild horses?

Little Zhou Zhou turned pale with fright, and instantly hid in her mother's arms in fright.

No, he doesn't want to be licked by wild horses! ! !

Shen Wenjiao: "..." Just rely on the fact that the child is young, you can try to create fallacies!