I was rejected by the school belle, and I was proposed by the stunning president

After drinking and eating, the old woman leaned back on the chair and hiccupped in satisfaction.

Rubbing his stuffed belly, he said to Shen Jun,

"Oh dear granddaughter-in-law, this lobster is a bit small today, and it's gone after I just picked up two pieces. Why don't you order the big one next to it? Look, the children just took a bite and it's gone."

Two and a half catties is not too small, this thing is meant to be eaten fresh, so is it possible that you still want to be full?

Lu's grandma was obviously a little unhappy, but it was not easy to show it on her face. The wrinkles on her face were piled up together, and it was uglier to laugh than to cry.

Patted Shen Jun on the shoulder and said with a smile,

"Good granddaughter-in-law, let's remember to order the big one next time, the kind is more comfortable to eat."

You feel comfortable eating.

Shen Jun looked at his wallet and his heart was bleeding.

Hearing this, his eyes almost popped out.

"This? Grandma, do you know how much this lobster costs?"

"5 hundred one catty, two and a half catties!"

"One is more than 1."

This is still called small?

Shen Jun was almost fainted by the old woman's anger.

After ordering a table of delicious dishes, she didn't even take a few bites before the old woman gave her all of them to her grandchildren.

He still said cheerfully, "Oh, good granddaughter-in-law, we are full from this meal, why don't you take a few children for a stroll, and your grandpa and I will go back to the hotel first."

After finishing speaking, the old woman spread her palms in front of Shen Jun.

The meaning could not be more obvious.

Shen Jun was a little confused, "Grandma, what are you doing?"

The old woman bulged her eyes and stared at Shen Jun's wallet, her intentions couldn't be more obvious.

"Look, your grandfather and I have bad legs and feet. It will take at least ten minutes from here to where we live. I reckon I'll take a taxi there."

If it was in the village, she could run half a slope with a hoe on her shoulders.

Deliberately pretending to be weak here.

Shen Jun blinked and didn't know that the old woman was plotting, so she agreed, "If you have bad legs, you should take a taxi."

"Then get me some change, we are in a hurry and only have travel expenses with us."

"Just now I saw that you have more than 1 in your wallet, and you can get 500 for me and your grandpa."

Shen Jun was so angry that he almost didn't recover.

What did I provoke myself?

Helplessly, "Grandma, my money is for my mother's living expenses."

As soon as this matter was mentioned, Lu's grandma became very excited, "That's right, we should also visit our in-laws and mothers when we come to the city, so we can eat and drink and buy something tomorrow."

"Anyway, it's for your mother. Give me an extra two hundred and bring some gifts for your mother."

"Don't worry about Lu Ming, grandma will decide for you!"

As the saying goes, if you don't want to let your child catch up with a wolf.

As soon as Shen Jun gritted his teeth, he really took 200 more for the old woman.

It was really a struggle to divide the property.

It cost her ten thousand yuan after one operation.

I have to say that this family is too good at making things.

After finally returning home, taking a shower and getting ready for bed, the old lady called again and asked Shen Jun to bring them food the next day.

Shen Jun held back his anger and tried to calm his tone, "There is a free meal on the first floor of the hotel, you can eat whatever you want, and then shut down the phone."

She never dreamed that Grandma Lu's family would be the best.

When I woke up early the next morning, I heard someone downstairs shouting with a loudspeaker, "Shen Jun, good granddaughter-in-law, I am grandma."

It happened that her family lived near the gate.

The sound of the horn can be heard clearly.

This wave of coquettish operations made Shen Jun dumbfounded.

Seeing that there was no response after calling for a long time, Lu Sen couldn't help asking,

"Grandma, do you think the sister-in-law in the lobby can hear it?"

"The sound is so loud that the deaf can hear it. Why do you think this girl turned off the phone?"

Shen Jun dazedly picked up his phone and checked that it was only 6 o'clock in the morning.

This damn old woman got up so early to steal cows?

After muttering a few words, he turned over and pressed a pillow to his ears and continued to sleep soundly.

Suddenly she sat up suddenly, because she didn't tell the old woman how she found her place at all.

I feel scared when I think about it.

The old woman downstairs kept shouting with a horn.

She doesn't care if she disturbs the people or not.

"Shen Jun, my good daughter-in-law is up, grandma is here to see you."

At this moment, a basin of water was poured down from some floor, and there was a smell of rancidity after a careful smell.

Immediately afterwards, there was a voice of cursing from upstairs.

"Do you want to let people sleep? They have to go to work, and they are howling here all morning. Do you have any sense of public morality?"

The old woman and her two grandchildren were so angry that they were splashed with dirty water.

Hold the horn and greet the man upstairs, from his parents to his ancestors.

Swish!

This time it wasn't water.

A pot of liquid with feces fell from the sky, and several people were caught off guard.

It is clear that their actions have aroused public outrage.

Neighbors who were closer poked their heads out of the windows and yelled, "Do you have a sense of public morality! It's only 6 o'clock and you still keep people from sleeping. It's so noisy. If you don't leave, I will report to you for disturbing the people." gone."

The outrage was hard to appease, and the old woman had no choice but to take her two grandchildren back to the hotel tactfully.

On the way back, he said to his two grandsons, "You guys have done a good job. Now that we know where your sister-in-law lives, we are not afraid of her running away. It's a rare trip to the city. You can steal as much as you can, do you know?"

The two grandchildren also nodded tacitly, and then frowned when they smelled the stench on their bodies, "Grandma, will you come after we change our clothes?"

"Why are you here? I'm not coming. Send your lobby sister-in-law a message and ask her to take us to your second cousin later. No matter what, trick her out."

"Since I'm here, I will definitely stay here for 10 days and half a month. If you can find a job here and marry a daughter-in-law and grandma in the city, you will be happier."

The old woman laughed from ear to ear, but when she smelled her two grandsons and herself, she couldn't help feeling sick.

"These people in the city are so unqualified. They even pour dung on people. In the village, only your grandma dares to do that."

"Grandma, I remembered the person who threw the dung just now."

The old man stretched out his smelly hand and patted Lu Sen's head, "I'm still smart."

Lu Sen is younger than Lu Chen, because he has been exposed to the bad habit of being lazy and arrogant all year round, and he dropped out of school early. Under the pampering of the Lu family, he has already become a cancer in the society.

"Grandma, are we going to find the second cousin today?"

The old woman's eyes gouged out, "What are you looking for? We'll talk about it in a few days. It's rare for you to come to the city. If you don't get something famous from your sister-in-law, we'll make a trip in vain."

"Besides, it's still a question of whether brothers Lu Chen and Lu Ming recognize us regarding his father."

The old woman analyzed it so well that she was almost awarded a Sherlock Holmes Award.

"Remember to keep an eye on you, the lobby sister-in-law, as much fat as we can get."