It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle
Chapter 367 Must poke! 3 master hahahahahaha
"No." Lin Qingyu refused, and whispered, "It's not good for prenatal education."
"What do they know!" Lu Xun was annoyed.
Lin Qingyu glared at him: "From now on, you are not allowed to swear in front of your children."
Lu Xun was bored for a while, and when he saw that he couldn't hold his breath anymore, he softened, and the tea in the tea was grinding Lin Qingyu.
"Honey, help me. Just thank me for saving you back then."
"Oh?" Lin Qingyu raised his eyelids and looked at him, "Didn't you say that you can't repay favors?"
"That's different. Because I'm Mr. Lu." Lu Xun said calmly.
Lin Qingyu poked him: "Do you know that you are so double-standard?"
"Understood, my wife, help me. I'm about to choke." After speaking, Lu Xun gagged Lin Qingyu's mouth again, and took her little hand to probe down.
Lin Qingyu's face was flushed, and she always felt in her mind that if the baby was conscious, he would definitely say "ah, I'm dirty."
After tossing for a long time, Lin Qingyu became a little impatient.
"Lu Xun, hurry up."
"It won't be soon." Lu Xun said vaguely while gnawing, "I'm sick from holding back in Zhou's house."
Lin Qingyu: ...
Suddenly, the phone rang.
Lu Xun: "Don't worry about it, continue."
Lin Qingyu continued with the movements.
The ringtone of the newly replaced mobile phone is getting louder and louder.
"Pull the radish, pull the radish, hey yo hey yo can't pull it out, hey yo hey yo can't pull it out..."
Lu Xun was shocked.
Lin Qingyu: ...
"Because I was just pregnant, I changed the phone ringtone to a nursery rhyme."
Lu Xun: ...
Lu Xun wanted to strangle the two little bastards again.
The matter was finally settled hastily.
He hugged Lin Qingyu to sleep in a muffled voice.
The two slept for hours.
When Lin Qingyu woke up, Lu Xun fed her porridge and took her to have a check-up.
"No need. Chairman Zhou's wife took me to check it not long ago."
Lu Xun's face remained calm, but he still had a little luck in his heart: "I'd better check it out, it's more reassuring. The equipment here is the most advanced in Jiangcheng."
When Lin Qingyu heard it, she also felt that it made sense, so she agreed.
Along the way, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise, and she glanced down at her belly: "Baby, your father still cares about you very much."
Lu Xun curled his lips, did not refute, and said to himself: "I don't even know why."
"Lu Xun!" Lin Qingyu glared at him angrily, "How did it come about? I am androgynous, sow pollen by myself? How did it come about, don't you have any idea!"
Knowing that his wife was angry, Lu Xun coaxed her in a low voice.
"Blame me, blame me, can't speak.
How could the wife be androgynous!
I know it!
It's just that I think I did a pretty good job with... the measures. "
Speaking of this, Lin Qingyu was quite grateful to someone: "Did you forget about Li Menglan? She replaced your contraceptive pill with vitamin B."
Lu Xun's eyes were shocked, and he immediately ground his teeth and said, "Then I really want to thank her!"
Lin Qingyu chuckled, and had already reached the examination room while speaking.
Lu Xun carefully carried the man onto the examination bed, and watched the doctor do the B-ultrasound.
Lin Qingyu also explained a little about the inspection he had done before.
The doctor pointed at the screen and nodded: "Yes, they are indeed twins."
Lu Xun frowned tightly, and his eyes were fixed on the screen: "Doctor, how can you tell that it is twins? Is it possible that it is actually a single child? Are you mistaken?"
"Impossible. Look here." The doctor zoomed in on the B-ultrasound image and pointed to two small black dots, "Look, here are two embryos, fraternal twins. This... this... add up to two small Baby."
Lu Xun stared at the screen, looked at a relatively small point, and put forward his professional opinion.
"Doctor, look at this point is relatively small, is it possible that it is actually the baby's excrement, such as poop balls..."
Doctor:……
After ten years of medical practice, it was the first time that I heard such strange words from the father-to-be during the pregnancy test.
Lin Qingyu: ...
What about the IQ of the third master of Jiangcheng?
Medical knowledge scum?
After repeated confirmation, Lu Xun was dead.
Sure enough, it's twins, not shit.
Heartbroken.
The female doctor has a wealth of experience, and she can tell at a glance that Mr. Lu has a baby phobia.
She clicked a button: "Master, why don't you listen to the child's heartbeat. The child's heartbeat is the most healing sound in the world, just like the sound of dolphins."
Lin Qingyu's eyes are also open.
The last time I went to that friend's private clinic with President Zhou's wife for an examination, the speaker happened to be broken, and the baby's voice could not be heard.
Lin Qingyu has always been very sorry.
The next moment, the sound of a small train running in the room sounded.
dong dong dong, dong dong dong.
Cheerful and powerful.
It was the first time Lin Qingyu felt the connection with the child in her stomach, and her eyes instantly became wet.
"Baby, hello!"
With that said, Lin Qingyu looked at Lu Xun with wet eyes: "It sounds good, doesn't it?"
"Yeah." Lu Xun responded blankly.
I said in my heart: What a fart!
Noisy!
Lin Qingyu asked the doctor, "Can I save this audio?"
"Okay. We will burn a copy for you." The doctor responded with a smile.
Lu Xun: ... "What is there to save?"
As soon as the two walked out of the examination room, Zhou's family came over.
Chairman Zhou's wife was nervously concerned about Lin Qingyu's body, accompanied her back to the ward, and helped her to lie down.
Lu Xun went to the supermarket downstairs to buy cherries. As soon as he entered the ward, his cell phone rang.
The other party didn't know what to say, Lu Xun frowned.
"You said... Lu Minghua went to the ward to kill Li Menglan, and then surrendered to the police?"
The sound fell, and the whole ward fell silent.
"What do they know!" Lu Xun was annoyed.
Lin Qingyu glared at him: "From now on, you are not allowed to swear in front of your children."
Lu Xun was bored for a while, and when he saw that he couldn't hold his breath anymore, he softened, and the tea in the tea was grinding Lin Qingyu.
"Honey, help me. Just thank me for saving you back then."
"Oh?" Lin Qingyu raised his eyelids and looked at him, "Didn't you say that you can't repay favors?"
"That's different. Because I'm Mr. Lu." Lu Xun said calmly.
Lin Qingyu poked him: "Do you know that you are so double-standard?"
"Understood, my wife, help me. I'm about to choke." After speaking, Lu Xun gagged Lin Qingyu's mouth again, and took her little hand to probe down.
Lin Qingyu's face was flushed, and she always felt in her mind that if the baby was conscious, he would definitely say "ah, I'm dirty."
After tossing for a long time, Lin Qingyu became a little impatient.
"Lu Xun, hurry up."
"It won't be soon." Lu Xun said vaguely while gnawing, "I'm sick from holding back in Zhou's house."
Lin Qingyu: ...
Suddenly, the phone rang.
Lu Xun: "Don't worry about it, continue."
Lin Qingyu continued with the movements.
The ringtone of the newly replaced mobile phone is getting louder and louder.
"Pull the radish, pull the radish, hey yo hey yo can't pull it out, hey yo hey yo can't pull it out..."
Lu Xun was shocked.
Lin Qingyu: ...
"Because I was just pregnant, I changed the phone ringtone to a nursery rhyme."
Lu Xun: ...
Lu Xun wanted to strangle the two little bastards again.
The matter was finally settled hastily.
He hugged Lin Qingyu to sleep in a muffled voice.
The two slept for hours.
When Lin Qingyu woke up, Lu Xun fed her porridge and took her to have a check-up.
"No need. Chairman Zhou's wife took me to check it not long ago."
Lu Xun's face remained calm, but he still had a little luck in his heart: "I'd better check it out, it's more reassuring. The equipment here is the most advanced in Jiangcheng."
When Lin Qingyu heard it, she also felt that it made sense, so she agreed.
Along the way, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise, and she glanced down at her belly: "Baby, your father still cares about you very much."
Lu Xun curled his lips, did not refute, and said to himself: "I don't even know why."
"Lu Xun!" Lin Qingyu glared at him angrily, "How did it come about? I am androgynous, sow pollen by myself? How did it come about, don't you have any idea!"
Knowing that his wife was angry, Lu Xun coaxed her in a low voice.
"Blame me, blame me, can't speak.
How could the wife be androgynous!
I know it!
It's just that I think I did a pretty good job with... the measures. "
Speaking of this, Lin Qingyu was quite grateful to someone: "Did you forget about Li Menglan? She replaced your contraceptive pill with vitamin B."
Lu Xun's eyes were shocked, and he immediately ground his teeth and said, "Then I really want to thank her!"
Lin Qingyu chuckled, and had already reached the examination room while speaking.
Lu Xun carefully carried the man onto the examination bed, and watched the doctor do the B-ultrasound.
Lin Qingyu also explained a little about the inspection he had done before.
The doctor pointed at the screen and nodded: "Yes, they are indeed twins."
Lu Xun frowned tightly, and his eyes were fixed on the screen: "Doctor, how can you tell that it is twins? Is it possible that it is actually a single child? Are you mistaken?"
"Impossible. Look here." The doctor zoomed in on the B-ultrasound image and pointed to two small black dots, "Look, here are two embryos, fraternal twins. This... this... add up to two small Baby."
Lu Xun stared at the screen, looked at a relatively small point, and put forward his professional opinion.
"Doctor, look at this point is relatively small, is it possible that it is actually the baby's excrement, such as poop balls..."
Doctor:……
After ten years of medical practice, it was the first time that I heard such strange words from the father-to-be during the pregnancy test.
Lin Qingyu: ...
What about the IQ of the third master of Jiangcheng?
Medical knowledge scum?
After repeated confirmation, Lu Xun was dead.
Sure enough, it's twins, not shit.
Heartbroken.
The female doctor has a wealth of experience, and she can tell at a glance that Mr. Lu has a baby phobia.
She clicked a button: "Master, why don't you listen to the child's heartbeat. The child's heartbeat is the most healing sound in the world, just like the sound of dolphins."
Lin Qingyu's eyes are also open.
The last time I went to that friend's private clinic with President Zhou's wife for an examination, the speaker happened to be broken, and the baby's voice could not be heard.
Lin Qingyu has always been very sorry.
The next moment, the sound of a small train running in the room sounded.
dong dong dong, dong dong dong.
Cheerful and powerful.
It was the first time Lin Qingyu felt the connection with the child in her stomach, and her eyes instantly became wet.
"Baby, hello!"
With that said, Lin Qingyu looked at Lu Xun with wet eyes: "It sounds good, doesn't it?"
"Yeah." Lu Xun responded blankly.
I said in my heart: What a fart!
Noisy!
Lin Qingyu asked the doctor, "Can I save this audio?"
"Okay. We will burn a copy for you." The doctor responded with a smile.
Lu Xun: ... "What is there to save?"
As soon as the two walked out of the examination room, Zhou's family came over.
Chairman Zhou's wife was nervously concerned about Lin Qingyu's body, accompanied her back to the ward, and helped her to lie down.
Lu Xun went to the supermarket downstairs to buy cherries. As soon as he entered the ward, his cell phone rang.
The other party didn't know what to say, Lu Xun frowned.
"You said... Lu Minghua went to the ward to kill Li Menglan, and then surrendered to the police?"
The sound fell, and the whole ward fell silent.
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