It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle
Chapter 429 Yang Shi'an revealed the secret of sending Ye Yunshang away?
"Ah? You're bleeding!" Lin Qingyu pointed to Yang Shi'an's hand and said with concern.
"Why do I bleed, don't you have any idea?"
"I have." Lin Qingyu showed a little embarrassment, "I told you, my grandma said that this kind of dingy one is a male mouse. Male mice don't bite women, they only bite men. Yes. You don't believe it yourself."
Yang Shi'an was stunned for a moment: "Aren't all mice just ashamed?"
"That's different! Anyway, we have experience, and we can tell whether it's a male or a female at a glance. If you don't believe me, you can find a female one and try it to see if it bites me." Lin Qingyu tried her best to show a sincere smile .
"You think I'm stupid!" Yang Shi'an clenched his fists and was about to beat Lin Qingyu.
"Wait!" Lin Qingyu shouted, "You can't get excited now, and you can't make big moves!"
"Why?" Yang Shi'an was taken aback.
"Because you were bitten by a rat! All male rats have rat germs!"
"Rat germs?"
"Yes! We used to live in the country, and we have seen a lot. Some people were bitten by this kind of male mouse, and they started chirping a few days later. This is the same as that rabies." Lin Qingyu looked very serious. , "The more you move now, especially exercise, it will speed up your metabolism and promote the spread of toxins throughout your body!"
Yang Shi'an felt a little uncomfortable in his body at the moment, and asked nervously, "Then what should I do?"
"Suck the poison out."
After the voice fell, Yang Shi'an immediately put his fingers in front of Lin Qingyu: "Then suck it!"
Lin Qingyu: ...
"This is up to you to suck."
"Why?" Yang Shi'an's voice was a little higher.
"Fight poison with poison! You haven't even heard of this, have you? Then you must have grown up abroad!" Lin Qingyu looked extremely serious.
Yang Shi'an was stunned for a moment: "How do you know that I grew up abroad?"
Lin Qingyu twitched her lips, thinking that you are covered with foreign brands all over your body, and you are dressed in abc, so it's hard not to guess.
But on the face, she sighed regretfully: "Because everyone on our side understands this truth.
This is the rivers and lakes culture that has been passed down in China for thousands of years.When you encounter poisoning, you must fight poison with poison.
As long as you grew up in Huaguo, it is unlikely that you are not self-absorbed now.Because the longer the time, the more likely the virus will attack. "
Hearing this, Yang Shi'an immediately sucked the blood from his hand.
Thinking about the mouse biting just now, I feel sick.
How come there is a feeling of kissing a mouse.
Yang Shi'an's brows were tightly knit for a while, and a disgusted expression appeared on his face for a while, even Lin Qingyu felt sick when he saw it.
Yang Shi'an sucked a few mouthfuls, but couldn't suck any more blood, so he couldn't help but look at Lin Qingyu: "You are not lying to me, are you?"
"How is this possible!" Lin Qingyu said very seriously, "I am a teacher! I used to be an excellent teacher in the city's key experimental primary school. As a people's teacher who always sets an example for students, how could I lie! If I lie, how will I face it?" To my students?"
Yang Shi'an looked at Lin Qingyu suspiciously: "But you are Lu Xun's woman. Lu Xun is cunning and vicious, you must have learned a trick or two."
Lin Qingyu smiled coldly: "Believe it or not. Feel it yourself. Is your heart beating faster than usual?"
Yang Shi'an nodded.
"Do you faintly feel a little worried and a little cold?"
Yang Shi'an nodded: "Then what should we do now?"
Lin Qingyu pointed to the sofa over there: "Where are you walking slowly now. Be slow! You can't speed up your metabolism. It's better to be 10 times slower than usual."
As he spoke, Lin Qingyu went straight to the sofa and sat down, turning his back on the guest and saying, "Come here slowly, don't rush, it's slower than a snail. Then I'll give you some herbs, and you ask someone to bring them over, mash them up, and apply them until on the wound."
Yang Shi'an was dubious, but his movements slowed down a lot.
Lin Qingyu reported several grass names that are common in the countryside.
Yang Shi'an frowned: "Dog's tail grass? Are you sure it's useful? I heard from friends in China that it's for cats!"
"That's right." Lin Qingyu was so hungry that he picked up biscuits from the side, tore open the bag, and ate them, "Who are the natural enemies of mice?"
"Cat."
"Why are mice afraid of cats?"
Yang Shi'an: ... I really don't know.
Lin Qingyu explained seriously: "Scientists have studied cats and found that because cats have been eating dogtail grass for a long time, their breath has a strong smell of dogtail grass. Rats are particularly afraid of this smell, and they will run away when they smell it."
"You'd better not lie to me." As he spoke, Yang Shi'an called his assistant, gave out several grass names, and glared at Lin Qingyu fiercely, "If you let me know that you lied to me, I will kill you."
"No." Lin Qingyu ate the biscuits leisurely, "You won't kill me. Because you are a gentleman, and you are not a heinous person."
Yang Shi'an was stunned.
Lin Qingyu said slowly: "Tell me. Let's talk about how that bastard Lu Xun bullied you. I was arrested because of him, so I must know the reason."
Lin Qingyu was a little dry after eating the biscuits, opened the Coke on the side, and drank it.
I heard that this kind of sealed bubble water will not be injected into the pinhole if there is a loud bubble sound when it is opened.
Hearing Lin Qingyu's words, Yang Shian remembered the past, and his teeth itch with anger.
"Lu Xun slept with my goddess Ye Yunshang!"
puff--
The Coke in Lin Qingyu's mouth spewed out.
"Why do I bleed, don't you have any idea?"
"I have." Lin Qingyu showed a little embarrassment, "I told you, my grandma said that this kind of dingy one is a male mouse. Male mice don't bite women, they only bite men. Yes. You don't believe it yourself."
Yang Shi'an was stunned for a moment: "Aren't all mice just ashamed?"
"That's different! Anyway, we have experience, and we can tell whether it's a male or a female at a glance. If you don't believe me, you can find a female one and try it to see if it bites me." Lin Qingyu tried her best to show a sincere smile .
"You think I'm stupid!" Yang Shi'an clenched his fists and was about to beat Lin Qingyu.
"Wait!" Lin Qingyu shouted, "You can't get excited now, and you can't make big moves!"
"Why?" Yang Shi'an was taken aback.
"Because you were bitten by a rat! All male rats have rat germs!"
"Rat germs?"
"Yes! We used to live in the country, and we have seen a lot. Some people were bitten by this kind of male mouse, and they started chirping a few days later. This is the same as that rabies." Lin Qingyu looked very serious. , "The more you move now, especially exercise, it will speed up your metabolism and promote the spread of toxins throughout your body!"
Yang Shi'an felt a little uncomfortable in his body at the moment, and asked nervously, "Then what should I do?"
"Suck the poison out."
After the voice fell, Yang Shi'an immediately put his fingers in front of Lin Qingyu: "Then suck it!"
Lin Qingyu: ...
"This is up to you to suck."
"Why?" Yang Shi'an's voice was a little higher.
"Fight poison with poison! You haven't even heard of this, have you? Then you must have grown up abroad!" Lin Qingyu looked extremely serious.
Yang Shi'an was stunned for a moment: "How do you know that I grew up abroad?"
Lin Qingyu twitched her lips, thinking that you are covered with foreign brands all over your body, and you are dressed in abc, so it's hard not to guess.
But on the face, she sighed regretfully: "Because everyone on our side understands this truth.
This is the rivers and lakes culture that has been passed down in China for thousands of years.When you encounter poisoning, you must fight poison with poison.
As long as you grew up in Huaguo, it is unlikely that you are not self-absorbed now.Because the longer the time, the more likely the virus will attack. "
Hearing this, Yang Shi'an immediately sucked the blood from his hand.
Thinking about the mouse biting just now, I feel sick.
How come there is a feeling of kissing a mouse.
Yang Shi'an's brows were tightly knit for a while, and a disgusted expression appeared on his face for a while, even Lin Qingyu felt sick when he saw it.
Yang Shi'an sucked a few mouthfuls, but couldn't suck any more blood, so he couldn't help but look at Lin Qingyu: "You are not lying to me, are you?"
"How is this possible!" Lin Qingyu said very seriously, "I am a teacher! I used to be an excellent teacher in the city's key experimental primary school. As a people's teacher who always sets an example for students, how could I lie! If I lie, how will I face it?" To my students?"
Yang Shi'an looked at Lin Qingyu suspiciously: "But you are Lu Xun's woman. Lu Xun is cunning and vicious, you must have learned a trick or two."
Lin Qingyu smiled coldly: "Believe it or not. Feel it yourself. Is your heart beating faster than usual?"
Yang Shi'an nodded.
"Do you faintly feel a little worried and a little cold?"
Yang Shi'an nodded: "Then what should we do now?"
Lin Qingyu pointed to the sofa over there: "Where are you walking slowly now. Be slow! You can't speed up your metabolism. It's better to be 10 times slower than usual."
As he spoke, Lin Qingyu went straight to the sofa and sat down, turning his back on the guest and saying, "Come here slowly, don't rush, it's slower than a snail. Then I'll give you some herbs, and you ask someone to bring them over, mash them up, and apply them until on the wound."
Yang Shi'an was dubious, but his movements slowed down a lot.
Lin Qingyu reported several grass names that are common in the countryside.
Yang Shi'an frowned: "Dog's tail grass? Are you sure it's useful? I heard from friends in China that it's for cats!"
"That's right." Lin Qingyu was so hungry that he picked up biscuits from the side, tore open the bag, and ate them, "Who are the natural enemies of mice?"
"Cat."
"Why are mice afraid of cats?"
Yang Shi'an: ... I really don't know.
Lin Qingyu explained seriously: "Scientists have studied cats and found that because cats have been eating dogtail grass for a long time, their breath has a strong smell of dogtail grass. Rats are particularly afraid of this smell, and they will run away when they smell it."
"You'd better not lie to me." As he spoke, Yang Shi'an called his assistant, gave out several grass names, and glared at Lin Qingyu fiercely, "If you let me know that you lied to me, I will kill you."
"No." Lin Qingyu ate the biscuits leisurely, "You won't kill me. Because you are a gentleman, and you are not a heinous person."
Yang Shi'an was stunned.
Lin Qingyu said slowly: "Tell me. Let's talk about how that bastard Lu Xun bullied you. I was arrested because of him, so I must know the reason."
Lin Qingyu was a little dry after eating the biscuits, opened the Coke on the side, and drank it.
I heard that this kind of sealed bubble water will not be injected into the pinhole if there is a loud bubble sound when it is opened.
Hearing Lin Qingyu's words, Yang Shian remembered the past, and his teeth itch with anger.
"Lu Xun slept with my goddess Ye Yunshang!"
puff--
The Coke in Lin Qingyu's mouth spewed out.
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