It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle

Song Jiahe, who was sitting on Duan Xiaobai's back, couldn't help asking: "Hey, are you okay? No, I'll come down."

Just kidding, just now there was a guy who lost his hand and fell to the ground, but the girl was still sitting on his back!

Under such a weight, sometimes a man may break his ribs.

Song Jiahe wasn't bad enough to ask Duan Xiaobai to break his ribs.

She moved slightly to get down, Duan Xiaobai made a sound immediately.

"Okay! Why not! I want everyone to know today that you are a man, and you are an underrated seed player!"

Just kidding, for 8 yuan, he has to work hard.

Song Jiahe rolled his eyes, but "playing" his female partner, is it really good?

However, she still added a few more words: "Is it really possible? Don't force it... I am much heavier than them..."

Duan Xiaobai interrupted him before he finished speaking.

"What kind of heavy are you! You are tall and have long legs. This is called a good body proportion. The proportion of a model must be that of an international supermodel."

It was rare for Song Jiahe to be exuberantly praised.

She is tall and has a big frame. In middle school, boys often laughed at her for being thick and thick, just like men.

It has to be said that Duan Xiaobai's words were a compliment to her heart.

Five minutes passed, and the speed of the three men's push-ups began to slow down.

Lin Qingyu couldn't help but asked Lu Xun, "Honey, can you do it?"

"Okay. Men can't say no." Lu Xun's sweat fell from his forehead to the ground, and he glanced sideways at Yuan Shen, "I'm afraid you have to ask others if it's okay."

"Jiangli is very light." Yuan Shen chuckled, "If there is no accident, I should be the one who persevered to the end."

The three men refused to give in to each other, panting louder and louder.

Sweat flowed more and more.

Duan Xiaobai began to feel overwhelmed.

He thought about it, and he had to outsmart him.

At this moment, Lu Xun also began to use his brains.

He said seriously: "I still have to remind the next two ladies. I just saw a little cockroach running towards Liu."

When the voice fell, a scream was heard.

Jiang Li "fallen off the horse".

Yuan Shenhei stood up sullenly and helped Jiangli up.

Jiang Li was a little embarrassed and lowered her head: "Sixth Master, I... I didn't mean it. A little moth flew onto my leg just now..."

Just like that, it passed by all at once, and just when Lu Xun said that again, it reminded her of cockroaches.

Black, flying cockroaches, she is most afraid of.

"It's okay." Yuan Shen calmly opened his lips to comfort.

Duan Xiaobai was a warm man, and he comforted him: "Sister Jiang, don't worry. This guy has a lot of money. 5 yuan is nothing."

It's okay not to say this, but Jiang Li lowered her head even more.

Yuan Shen felt a little unhappy.

His original intention was not to make Jiang Li feel indebted, feel pressured and distanced.

At this time, Lu Xun glanced at Yuan Shen: "If there is no accident, it should be you who persevered to the end?"

When Yuan Shen heard this, his complexion became even darker, and he made a secret note in his heart.

Duan Xiaobai was doing push-ups with difficulty, panting and said to Song Jiahe: "Remember, Lu San's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys are all black. Don't believe anything he says!"

"Don't worry, I'm not afraid of cockroaches, bugs, moths." Song Jiahe said lightly, "I used to catch all the cockroaches in the dormitory by myself."

Duan Xiaobai: ...

Lu Xun: ...

Lu Xun, who was full of bad things, began to think about what Song Jiahe's weakness was.

At this time, Duan Xiaobai spoke first: "Sister-in-law, let me tell you a few jokes."

Lin Qingyu was taken aback for a moment, and then responded, "Okay."

Sitting on my husband, eating snacks and listening to jokes, how enjoyable it is!

So, Duan Xiaobai told several jokes in succession.

"When I was young, my dad didn't allow me to go home and play on the computer, so I secretly went to the Internet cafe. Later, my dad went to the Internet cafe to arrest me. I had an idea and immediately said, Uncle, you have mistaken me. I am not Duan Xiaobai. I am the child of Old Wang next door to your house. Thinking about it now, I was really tough at the time."

Song Jiahe: ...

"Sister-in-law, I saw a piece of news yesterday, saying that the girls' dormitory stayed up late and played with mobile phones and caused blindness in both eyes. After reading this news, I secretly rejoiced, oh, fortunately, I am a man."

"Sister-in-law, let me tell you an embarrassing thing about San. When I was in the second grade of elementary school, San and I were at the same table. At that time, the teacher dictated that we were in a mess. I couldn't write that character, so I wanted to peek at San's answer. But you Guess, what did I see? I saw three characters of embarrassment written as passive quilt, and Wei written as encircled in a circle, wolves were besieged."

"Hahahaha..." Lin Qingyu laughed so hard that her stomach hurts from laughing.

As soon as she smiled, she moved around, which undoubtedly made it more difficult for Lu Xun.

When Lin Qingyu almost fell to the ground when she heard "the wolf is besieged", it was Lu Xun who was quick to support her.

But he himself withdrew from the game because he landed on one knee.

In the end, Duan Xiaobai won the final.

When Yuan Shen transferred the money to Duan Xiaobai, he glanced at Lu Xun lightly: "You are not very good."

Lu Xun transferred the money to Duan Xiaobai with a serious face.

Duan Xiaobai got the small money and immediately transferred [-] to Song Jiahe.

"Here you are, I'll give you all, and buy more nutritious food for our children!"