I am the anchor in Douluo Dalu through time travel

Sometimes it is impossible to reason with female creatures. Only snacks and gifts can express sincerity.

While Qian Renxue was eating spicy strips and drinking AD calcium milk, she finally reluctantly accepted Yun Ling's statement.

Yun Ling sat on the floor, supporting her chin with one hand, admiring Qian Renxue's beautiful face.

Qian Renxue felt a little unnaturally stared at by Yun Ling, and subconsciously kept some distance away from Yun Ling.

Yun Ling really wanted to start a live broadcast so that netizens could appreciate the cute and delicate face of Qian Renxue, who was still a lolita.

But then I thought about it, once the live broadcast started.

It’s time for the shameless netizens to start their “wife” barrage offensive again.

He would also make all kinds of rude requests. Although he was upright and selfless, he couldn't stand up to the money offensive of the big brother on the list.

Over the years, relying on various secret ingredients from Sha Diao netizens, Yun Ling was able to prosper in business in Douluo Continent.

In just ten years, a restaurant group spanning two empires was built.

If you offend these troll netizens, what should you do if you need product updates in the future?

Is it possible?Going to be a copywriter?Carrying the major masterpieces of Blue Star?

Yun Ling had this idea before and really wanted to bring Journey to the West.

It's a pity that Journey to the West, a storybook full of resistance against injustice, was released in just one day.

He was denied by Yu Xiaogang.

Yu Xiaogang's comment was: "Obscene words and clichés, dog meat cannot be put on the stage, and it is not suitable for literature in today's mainstream society."

When Yun Ling asked Yu Xiaogang, what is the general situation of mainstream literary creation today?

Yu Xiaogang's reply was extremely perfunctory: "Enjoyment! Enjoyment is the first factor, and it is best to be mindless and enjoy it from beginning to end!"

Yun Ling touched his chin, thought for three days, and finally gave up on writing Shuangwen.

Shuangwen means lust, if you live in Douluo Continent and lust for some powerful female Douluo...

It's easy for someone to come to your door and beat you!

Compared with literature, life is still the most important.

However, Journey to the West has spread on a small scale. Every child in Shenghun Village has a dream that Erlang will become the true king, so that dogs of different skin colors in the village all have a unified name: "Howling Dog!" "

As for why it’s not Monkey King, the Monkey King?

That was Fat Heng's exclusive title. No one else dared to call himself that. Even Tang San just called himself, Marshal Tianpeng!

Because Marshal Tianpeng is Sun Wukong's junior brother, just like he is Fat Heng's brother.

As for Xiao Wu, she is very interested in Chang'e's Jade Rabbit. She often shouts that she wants to catch the Jade Rabbit from the moon and use it as a soul ring.

In this regard, Yun Ling said: "We are born from the same roots, so why be too hasty!"

……

Qian Renxue looked at Yun Ling who was distracted, licked her lips and asked in confusion: "Why don't you speak?"

Only then did Yun Ling react and made an excuse at random: "A literary work suddenly appeared in my mind. Do you want to listen to it?"

Probably every girl has a dream of being a literary girl!

Qian Renxue nodded, with curiosity on her delicate face: "Well, I want to hear it."

So, Yun Ling started the magic transformation mode.

"A long time ago, there was a powerful soul beast on the mainland that was 10 years old. It did all kinds of evil, and its favorite thing to do was to kidnap the princess of the empire."

"Naturally, the king of the empire couldn't watch the soul beasts wreak havoc, so he issued a summons from the martial arts world. Regardless of whether he is a soul master, a soul saint, or a titled Douluo, as long as he can rescue the princess, he will hand over the inheritance of the empire to him."

"Faced with the powerful temptation, everyone in the world, major academies, and the imperial army became agitated, and they all took up arms and embarked on a journey to save the princess."

Yun Ling spitted foam and talked about the magically modified version of the Dragon Quest story with great joy.

"After a long journey, the brave Yun Ling finally found the hiding place of the soul beast. When the two sides met, they were as jealous as enemies meeting each other."

"Yun Ling revealed his martial spirit, and with the help of the martial spirit, he fought fiercely with the 10-year-old spirit beast for three days and three nights."

"In the end, under the disbelieving gaze of the 10-year-old soul beast, Yun Ling was knocked to the ground by a set of Awei's eighteen moves."

"The 10-year-old soul beast struggled to reveal a shocking secret. It turned out that all of this was a trap set by the king of the empire to send his adopted son to the throne. The princess was just a pawn."

When Yun Ling said this, her mouth felt a little dry, so she picked up the remaining ad calcium milk from Qian Renxue and drank it all in one gulp.

After drinking it, I smashed it in my mouth and felt something was wrong with the taste.

Qian Renxue's face suddenly turned red, and she lowered her head and did not dare to look at Yun Ling.

Yun Ling didn't think much about it, and he continued to talk in high spirits: "Just when Yun Ling was about to rescue the princess, Tang San, who had been lurking in secret for a long time, jumped out and stabbed Yun Ling with a hidden weapon without any sense of martial ethics. Chest.”

"Yun Ling's eyes widened and he looked at Tang San in disbelief. He didn't expect that the adopted son of the king of the empire was actually his good brother."

"Tang San smiled calmly, you didn't expect it! I am the mastermind behind the scenes. If you want to blame, blame yourself. A commoner actually wants to inherit the throne. You don't show yourself by peeing. Do you think you can be a king? ?”

When Qian Renxue heard this, she felt a little anxious. The story had some ups and downs. When she heard that the hero was injured by a cunning servant, she couldn't help but ask: "What happened next?"

With the reader's urging, Yun Ling naturally didn't dare to titillate people's appetites.

"At the critical moment, the princess took action. The sacred seraph spirit burst out with blazing light and killed Tang San into powder with one blow."

"Finally, as the sun set in the west, in the afterglow of the setting sun, the princess hugged the hero and slowly walked away."

"The princess returned to the empire, summoned her loyal subordinates, launched a palace coup, put the king under house arrest, worked hard to govern, and finally succeeded in unifying the continent decades later. Let the people live a happy and beautiful life."

"In order to commemorate the princess's achievements, the people specially gave her an unprecedented name: Wu Zetian!"

……

The story of several hundred words made Yun Ling's mouth dry and out of breath. She took out a drink from the pendant and drank it in big gulps.

Of course, Qian Renxue will not be forgotten, and a bottle of the newly developed Nutritional Express is thrown over.

"Try it, this is a newly developed drink by Pang Heng Milk Tea Shop. It contains milk and juice. It is especially suitable for girls. In order to take care of women, we have also teamed up with Medical Douluo to specially develop the flavor of red dates, brown sugar and milk. It is most suitable for drinking in Women drink it on those days of the month when they feel uncomfortable.”

Qian Renxue, who was still a little confused at first, understood instantly when she heard about those days of drinking. She took the red date brown sugar-flavored Nutritional Express with a red face and rushed out of the Papal Palace and ran towards her bedroom.

Yun Ling was a little confused, rubbed his chin and said, "What's so embarrassing about this? If it weren't for your youth and beauty, I wouldn't have tasted it for you. If it were Bibi Dong, I wouldn't even give it to you."

"By the way, Bibi Dong is already fifty, right? I don't know if Juejing is there?"

"Have you already been banned from Douluo? You shouldn't be troubled for a few days every month, right?"