【Yang? Crunches】Walter Yang: 〈......〉
The purple title appeared above Walter's name, standing out from the crowd with twinkling.
"Next, congratulations to Comrade Fu Hua for winning the title of Shenzhou Tablet!"
[Shenzhou Tablet] Fu Hua: <......> I knew I couldn't escape......
"Finally, congratulations to Bishop Otto for mentioning the title of Mrs. Green Lily!"
【Mrs. Green Lily】Otto: 〈Oh my friend, there is no need for me......〉
"We think it's necessary." Fu Ming and Herrscher of Knowledge said in unison with their hands on their hips.
Ao Tuo, Fu Hua, and Yang seem to be looking at each other through the screen at this moment, and they are sure: they are the same people who have fallen in the end of the world...
"As compensation for appearing on the screen, I will give Ms. Fu Hua a parenting book!"
Fu Ming said seriously: "I want to emphasize that, I hope that Ms. Fu Hua can read it carefully, it will be of great help to your future."
Herrscher of Knowledge: What do you mean...
"Give Mr. Yang a gym membership card."
Fu Hua and Yang:......
Otto: "What about mine?" >
Fu Ming: "...a piece of nun clothing for Otto!"
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Otto slapped his mouth and shed tears of regret: let you talk more, let you talk more!
"Time flies so fast, this episode of live broadcast is about to say goodbye, thank you viewers and friends, we will see you in the next episode~"
Kiyana asked: "Wait!When is the next broadcast? >
Hearing Qiyana's question, Fu Ming and the Herrscher of Consciousness looked at each other and understood what the other meant.
"The next live broadcast will be three days later if there are no accidents. If there is an accident, it will be postponed!" Fu Ming and the Herrscher of Knowledge said in unison.
Everyone: <........>
"It's nothing, we'll just download it, see you next time."
Fu Ming snapped his fingers, and the screen of the live broadcast room went black immediately, and a line of small words appeared in the center of the screen: This live broadcast is over.
"Ming, what good things do you think Teresa and the others can offer?" Herrscher of Knowledge asked curiously.
"Emmm, Kiyana will definitely be able to order something good, but Teresa's words... I don't know."
"Forget it, it has nothing to do with us anyway, let's see how many live broadcast points we have earned from this live broadcast!" The Herrscher of Knowledge patted Fu Ming on the back and said expectantly.
"Hi~"
Fu Ming skillfully turned on the system screen, looked at the information displayed on it, and instantly became furious, with national essence in his mouth, and greeted the eighteen generations of the system's ancestors.
[This live broadcast is over, congratulations for getting 18435 live broadcast points, helping you make up the whole, a total of 18000 live broadcast points. 】
"I ***** you******, you tm******** me******!" (◣д◢) Fu Ming looked at the system and said it all , it's really tm rounded up.
([-] words omitted here)
10 minutes later.......
"Come on, continue cursing after drinking this glass of water." The Herrscher of Knowledge brought a water glass and handed it to Fu Ming and said.
Fu Ming took the water glass and looked at the Herrscher of Knowledge speechlessly. He didn't know how to scold him for a while, and then looked at the upper left corner of the screen from the corner of his eye.
【Customer Service Complaint】
"Hey! There's also a complaint system, it's really user-friendly~" After Fu Ming finished speaking, he clicked on Complaint, wanting to rebate the live broadcast point.
[beep beep beep~]
[beep beep beep beep~]
[Darling, I am your exclusive system customer service, is there anything I can do for you? 】
"I want to complain, and your system will deduct my hard-earned live streaming points!"
[Please contact your own system awareness for this kind of thing, you don’t need to call customer service, dear~]
"You mean the system consciousness that left when it was first bound to follow the drama?" Fu Ming asked cautiously.
【……】
【Okay, please wait a moment, we are checking the background for you...】
【……】
[Darling, I didn't find any information about you being deducted from live streaming. 】
Fu Ming sent the information just now to the customer service, but unfortunately, it was all in vain.
[Darling, I have received your message. This is a friendly function set by the system manufacturer. It helps the host to round up with one click according to the rounded conversion (?w?)]
"...Then I request to cancel this function." Fu Ming was left speechless, is it his own fault for co-authoring?
【Darling, I have received your request, and I will record it verbally with the card... Dudu~】
[Whether you are satisfied with this customer service complaint, if you are satisfied, please give a five-star praise, thank you~]
【Thank you for your five-star praise. 】
"I'm satisfied with you**************, which black-hearted manufacturer invented this system, it's a scam, this is it." Fu Ming clicked on one star, but the system automatically gave five-star praise, and the whole person It's all (really) petrified.
"Eighty! Eighty! Eighty! Isn't that the live broadcast point~" the Herrscher of Knowledge looked at the petrified Fu Ming, clenched his fists to help Fu Ming smash the outer stone that wrapped Fu Ming, and comforted him.
"..." Fu Ming covered his forehead, who is this!It seems that Zhibao has also been brought down by himself, and it is true that one-year-old children cannot be exposed to the Internet.
Everyone in Qiyana at this time......
"I can't wait." Kiyana picked up two homu boxes and put them in front of everyone, one from Theresa and one from herself.
"Auntie, should you drive first or should I drive first?" Kiyana said confidently, she was not afraid of luck.
"I must have started first." Teresa said, crossing her hands over her chest, before coming to the Homu box.
Looking at the Humu box in front of her, Teresa closed her eyes and prayed silently, then reached out to open the Humu box, but the light was so bright that they covered their eyes and no one could see what was inside.
The light gradually dissipated, and everyone looked at the box in unison, but didn't see anything appearing in the box for a while.
"Auntie, you didn't come out with nothing!" Qiyana and Teresa said with wide-eyed eyes.
"How is it possible... Could it be that my luck is so bad?" Teresa looked at the box in disbelief, her whole body was in a bad mood.
"No, something is still out." Bronya took out several magnifying glasses from nowhere and handed them to everyone.
Everyone looked into the box with a magnifying glass, and saw a small reddish-brown pill the size of an ant appearing in the box, which was in stark contrast to the box.
"........."
Everyone didn't know what to say.
Teresa picked up the pill with her fingernails, and the function automatically appeared in front of everyone.
[Height-increasing pills: Increase height by one centimeter after use. 】
"Hahaha, auntie, this pill is very suitable for you~" Qiyana smiled while clutching her stomach.
"...Hmm~" Jizi and Mei covered their mouths with one hand, and pinched their thighs with the other, trying not to laugh.
Bronya and Fu Hua looked at Teresa with a gloomy face, praying in their hearts that Qiyana could walk out of the office intact.
"What are you laughing at~~ Qi! Ya! Na!" Teresa came to Kiyana, raised her head and said with a smile.
If you don't pay attention to the tone of voice, you can't tell that Teresa is angry at this time, she is indeed Otto's granddaughter.
"Hahahaha...hahaha...ha...big aunt?!!"
Only then did Kiyana come to her senses, and looked to the people beside her for help, but Jizi and the others turned their heads to look elsewhere, pretending not to see it.
ps: Fanwai small theater———
"Boom boom boom! Boom boom boom!
The consciousness of the system who is watching the drama: Who is it!
High-level: check the water meter.
System awareness: I don’t have a water meter at home, so don’t interfere with my watching dramas.
Paji! (breaks in)
High-level: After being reported by the system customer service, you are suspected of fishing at work and not doing business, so you will be imprisoned in a small black room for reform, and you will be reorganized!
System Awareness: Butterfly!Ya butterfly!
ten years later......
System Awareness: I have fully realized my mistakes, I will re-do the system, and lead the host to become bigger and stronger!
Senior: Very good!You can get out of prison, remember, don't be infected with the Barbatos virus.
System Awareness: Received!Hey~
The high-level people looked at each other: Shut it back for me and continue to transform it! "
The purple title appeared above Walter's name, standing out from the crowd with twinkling.
"Next, congratulations to Comrade Fu Hua for winning the title of Shenzhou Tablet!"
[Shenzhou Tablet] Fu Hua: <......> I knew I couldn't escape......
"Finally, congratulations to Bishop Otto for mentioning the title of Mrs. Green Lily!"
【Mrs. Green Lily】Otto: 〈Oh my friend, there is no need for me......〉
"We think it's necessary." Fu Ming and Herrscher of Knowledge said in unison with their hands on their hips.
Ao Tuo, Fu Hua, and Yang seem to be looking at each other through the screen at this moment, and they are sure: they are the same people who have fallen in the end of the world...
"As compensation for appearing on the screen, I will give Ms. Fu Hua a parenting book!"
Fu Ming said seriously: "I want to emphasize that, I hope that Ms. Fu Hua can read it carefully, it will be of great help to your future."
Herrscher of Knowledge: What do you mean...
"Give Mr. Yang a gym membership card."
Fu Hua and Yang:......
Otto: "What about mine?" >
Fu Ming: "...a piece of nun clothing for Otto!"
picture.jpg
Otto slapped his mouth and shed tears of regret: let you talk more, let you talk more!
"Time flies so fast, this episode of live broadcast is about to say goodbye, thank you viewers and friends, we will see you in the next episode~"
Kiyana asked: "Wait!When is the next broadcast? >
Hearing Qiyana's question, Fu Ming and the Herrscher of Consciousness looked at each other and understood what the other meant.
"The next live broadcast will be three days later if there are no accidents. If there is an accident, it will be postponed!" Fu Ming and the Herrscher of Knowledge said in unison.
Everyone: <........>
"It's nothing, we'll just download it, see you next time."
Fu Ming snapped his fingers, and the screen of the live broadcast room went black immediately, and a line of small words appeared in the center of the screen: This live broadcast is over.
"Ming, what good things do you think Teresa and the others can offer?" Herrscher of Knowledge asked curiously.
"Emmm, Kiyana will definitely be able to order something good, but Teresa's words... I don't know."
"Forget it, it has nothing to do with us anyway, let's see how many live broadcast points we have earned from this live broadcast!" The Herrscher of Knowledge patted Fu Ming on the back and said expectantly.
"Hi~"
Fu Ming skillfully turned on the system screen, looked at the information displayed on it, and instantly became furious, with national essence in his mouth, and greeted the eighteen generations of the system's ancestors.
[This live broadcast is over, congratulations for getting 18435 live broadcast points, helping you make up the whole, a total of 18000 live broadcast points. 】
"I ***** you******, you tm******** me******!" (◣д◢) Fu Ming looked at the system and said it all , it's really tm rounded up.
([-] words omitted here)
10 minutes later.......
"Come on, continue cursing after drinking this glass of water." The Herrscher of Knowledge brought a water glass and handed it to Fu Ming and said.
Fu Ming took the water glass and looked at the Herrscher of Knowledge speechlessly. He didn't know how to scold him for a while, and then looked at the upper left corner of the screen from the corner of his eye.
【Customer Service Complaint】
"Hey! There's also a complaint system, it's really user-friendly~" After Fu Ming finished speaking, he clicked on Complaint, wanting to rebate the live broadcast point.
[beep beep beep~]
[beep beep beep beep~]
[Darling, I am your exclusive system customer service, is there anything I can do for you? 】
"I want to complain, and your system will deduct my hard-earned live streaming points!"
[Please contact your own system awareness for this kind of thing, you don’t need to call customer service, dear~]
"You mean the system consciousness that left when it was first bound to follow the drama?" Fu Ming asked cautiously.
【……】
【Okay, please wait a moment, we are checking the background for you...】
【……】
[Darling, I didn't find any information about you being deducted from live streaming. 】
Fu Ming sent the information just now to the customer service, but unfortunately, it was all in vain.
[Darling, I have received your message. This is a friendly function set by the system manufacturer. It helps the host to round up with one click according to the rounded conversion (?w?)]
"...Then I request to cancel this function." Fu Ming was left speechless, is it his own fault for co-authoring?
【Darling, I have received your request, and I will record it verbally with the card... Dudu~】
[Whether you are satisfied with this customer service complaint, if you are satisfied, please give a five-star praise, thank you~]
【Thank you for your five-star praise. 】
"I'm satisfied with you**************, which black-hearted manufacturer invented this system, it's a scam, this is it." Fu Ming clicked on one star, but the system automatically gave five-star praise, and the whole person It's all (really) petrified.
"Eighty! Eighty! Eighty! Isn't that the live broadcast point~" the Herrscher of Knowledge looked at the petrified Fu Ming, clenched his fists to help Fu Ming smash the outer stone that wrapped Fu Ming, and comforted him.
"..." Fu Ming covered his forehead, who is this!It seems that Zhibao has also been brought down by himself, and it is true that one-year-old children cannot be exposed to the Internet.
Everyone in Qiyana at this time......
"I can't wait." Kiyana picked up two homu boxes and put them in front of everyone, one from Theresa and one from herself.
"Auntie, should you drive first or should I drive first?" Kiyana said confidently, she was not afraid of luck.
"I must have started first." Teresa said, crossing her hands over her chest, before coming to the Homu box.
Looking at the Humu box in front of her, Teresa closed her eyes and prayed silently, then reached out to open the Humu box, but the light was so bright that they covered their eyes and no one could see what was inside.
The light gradually dissipated, and everyone looked at the box in unison, but didn't see anything appearing in the box for a while.
"Auntie, you didn't come out with nothing!" Qiyana and Teresa said with wide-eyed eyes.
"How is it possible... Could it be that my luck is so bad?" Teresa looked at the box in disbelief, her whole body was in a bad mood.
"No, something is still out." Bronya took out several magnifying glasses from nowhere and handed them to everyone.
Everyone looked into the box with a magnifying glass, and saw a small reddish-brown pill the size of an ant appearing in the box, which was in stark contrast to the box.
"........."
Everyone didn't know what to say.
Teresa picked up the pill with her fingernails, and the function automatically appeared in front of everyone.
[Height-increasing pills: Increase height by one centimeter after use. 】
"Hahaha, auntie, this pill is very suitable for you~" Qiyana smiled while clutching her stomach.
"...Hmm~" Jizi and Mei covered their mouths with one hand, and pinched their thighs with the other, trying not to laugh.
Bronya and Fu Hua looked at Teresa with a gloomy face, praying in their hearts that Qiyana could walk out of the office intact.
"What are you laughing at~~ Qi! Ya! Na!" Teresa came to Kiyana, raised her head and said with a smile.
If you don't pay attention to the tone of voice, you can't tell that Teresa is angry at this time, she is indeed Otto's granddaughter.
"Hahahaha...hahaha...ha...big aunt?!!"
Only then did Kiyana come to her senses, and looked to the people beside her for help, but Jizi and the others turned their heads to look elsewhere, pretending not to see it.
ps: Fanwai small theater———
"Boom boom boom! Boom boom boom!
The consciousness of the system who is watching the drama: Who is it!
High-level: check the water meter.
System awareness: I don’t have a water meter at home, so don’t interfere with my watching dramas.
Paji! (breaks in)
High-level: After being reported by the system customer service, you are suspected of fishing at work and not doing business, so you will be imprisoned in a small black room for reform, and you will be reorganized!
System Awareness: Butterfly!Ya butterfly!
ten years later......
System Awareness: I have fully realized my mistakes, I will re-do the system, and lead the host to become bigger and stronger!
Senior: Very good!You can get out of prison, remember, don't be infected with the Barbatos virus.
System Awareness: Received!Hey~
The high-level people looked at each other: Shut it back for me and continue to transform it! "
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