Siheyuan: The start of the game is bound to the self-killing system
Chapter 14: A Set of Radio Gymnastics
He Zhiqiang glanced at him, nodded, and let go of his hand.
Jia Dongxu watched him rubbed his hands, looked at him angrily, and pushed the bicycle resignedly.
The workers around looked at the two for no reason, thinking they could see the two fighting, but they didn't expect it to be resolved peacefully.
"Are you limping? Pushing so slowly, hurry up."
He Zhiqiang watched him push the bicycle behind him at a snail's pace, and turned to him.
"Whoever is lame, who does he look down on? I'll let you see my speed."
Jia Dongxu didn't want to push the bicycle for him at first, but he had to prove himself after hearing what he said, and he had to push his wheel so that it looked like sparks!
"Okay, I'll take a look."
He Zhiqiang watched him suddenly speed up and ran ahead, and shouted at him.
Whether he deflated the tire or punctured it, he couldn't run anyway.
After all, there are still tasks to be done. He Zhiqiang looked at the panel, and then at Jia Dongxu who was running ahead. What should he do?
After a while, when I arrived at the car repair shop, the car repairer checked the tire and found that it was flat, so he pumped up the bicycle, and He Zhiqiang gave him 5 cents.
"The car is fixed, I can go now."
Jia Dongxu looked at him and asked.
The car was repaired, and He Zhiqiang couldn't take him back to the courtyard, so he still knew himself.
"Why are you going home so early? Let's go. There is still a place for you to come with me. Hurry up and get in the car."
He Zhiqiang sat on the car seat and turned to look at him and said.
"Where are you going? It's so dark today."
Xia Dongxu raised his head and glanced at the pitch-black sky, what the fuck is that early?
"If you don't want to be beaten, sit on it quickly and go!"
He Zhiqiang looked at him, then at the back seat of the car.
It was really late, so I quickly found a place to finish the task, and went home to eat and sleep.
Xia Dongxu looked at him as if he wasn't joking, so he could only sit in the back seat, and the two of them didn't talk to each other along the way.
He Zhiqiang looked around the street while riding his bicycle. Did he find an alley or an alley to get off and do the task?
He Zhiqiang saw a place and quickly stopped the car, only to see the words "public toilet" written on the ground
"Si Qiang, you took me here just to go to the bathroom? Why don't you go back to the courtyard?"
Jia Dongxu got off the station and looked at the four big characters on the ground. He could already smell the smell when he was standing here.
"Isn't this close? Go in quickly."
He Zhiqiang directly grabbed his clothes and walked step by step towards the male character door of the public toilet.
As soon as he entered, the smell felt a little spicy and he almost couldn't open his eyes. Jia Dongxu covered his nose and slapped his face a few times to get out.
As soon as Jia Dongxu took a step, he suddenly felt a pain in his neck and fell down limply. Fortunately, He Zhiqiang hugged him quickly.
"I can only stay here. No one will come today."
He Zhiqiang put him in the innermost pit, quickly took off his clothes, and wanted to dance, but he didn't seem to know how to do it!
[1% of the self-defeating system is loading...]
He Zhiqiang saw the words on the blue panel in front of him, as long as this system had any entity, he smashed it!
Grass!
This broken system is broken at a critical time, let him watch this when he takes off his clothes?
[20% of the self-killing system is loading]
[99% of the self-killing system is loading]
He Zhiqiang hugged his big cotton coat and looked at the panel in front of him. He was so cold that he almost wanted to tap dance.
【Mission: Chiguo dances in front of Jia Dongxu 0%】
[Rewards are as follows:]
【Ten Big Black Picks】
【100 ducks】
[Turn on the function of automatically collecting eggs in the storage space]
[Enable the one-key cleanup function of the storage space]
He Zhiqiang looked at the page that was finally loaded, and started to do radio gymnastics. He can't dance, but radio gymnastics is still possible.
"One two three four, two two three four, three two three four..."
He Zhiqiang jumped and watched the task progress bar on the panel in front of him continue to increase, and happily read out the rhythm of the silent recitation.
【Mission: Chiguo dances in front of Jia Dongxu 90%】
He Zhiqiang jumped more and more vigorously, shaking the big bird with nowhere to place it, and his whole body began to feel cold. The smell of this toilet is indescribable.
Outside the public restroom, a young man passed by and heard one two three four, two two three four in the public restroom, scratching his head in bewilderment, and shouting slogans in this restroom?
The young man thought about it, looked at the bicycle, touched it, and left reluctantly. He wanted to buy this bicycle in his dreams, but he just couldn't afford it.
In the public toilet, He Zhiqiang looked at the [-]% task progress bar on the panel, and quickly began to put on his clothes.
"Ding! The system task has been completed, remember to check the reward."
He Zhiqiang put on his clothes a little faster when he heard the voice. After he got dressed, he felt a little headache looking at Jia Dongxu.
How could Jia Dongxu send him back to the courtyard, He Zhiqiang squatted in front of him and rubbed his chin thinking.
"Shhhhhh..."
A middle-aged man walked in, wearing old cotton clothes with a big belly, whistling.
When he saw a man squatting on the edge of the pit, he didn't know what to look at, a bold idea flashed through his mind, he bent down and retched immediately.
"You... vomit, vomit..."
He Zhiqiang turned his head to look at the middle-aged man when he heard the whistle, pointed at him and began to retch.
He looked at the middle-aged man with a strange expression, and then at Jia Dongxu in the pit. Is this toilet so stinky?
Make everyone retch?
"Brother, is this toilet so smelly?"
He Zhiqiang stood up and looked at him, wanting to go over and help him smooth.
"You, vomit, don't come here, it doesn't stink, you eat what you eat..."
The middle-aged man retched after saying a few words, tears streaming down his face.
He watched He Zhiqiang approaching, so frightened that he quickly raised his hand and waved at him, and took a step or two back.
"Brother, what are you thinking? What to eat?"
When He Zhiqiang heard this, and looked at his appearance, he could guess it all.
Does he really look like Zasha?
"Ah? Are you eating? I misunderstood."
The middle-aged man glanced at him, then listened to his explanation, stopped retching and smiled awkwardly at him.
The middle-aged man stood in the third pit, began to untie his belt for convenience, and began to whistle again.
After he finished his convenience, he lifted his trousers and tied his trouser belt, and suddenly saw a shoe in the innermost hole, and looked over the shoe to see that it was trousers, which were not human legs!
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man, I killed someone!"
The middle-aged man mechanically turned his head to look at He Zhiqiang, only to see He Zhiqiang smiled at him, so scared that he didn't even fasten his trouser belt, and shouted while running.
"Brother, don't run away, this is a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!"
When He Zhiqiang saw his elder brother who had already run away, and then heard the shouts from outside the public toilet, he thought badly.
Jia Dongxu watched him rubbed his hands, looked at him angrily, and pushed the bicycle resignedly.
The workers around looked at the two for no reason, thinking they could see the two fighting, but they didn't expect it to be resolved peacefully.
"Are you limping? Pushing so slowly, hurry up."
He Zhiqiang watched him push the bicycle behind him at a snail's pace, and turned to him.
"Whoever is lame, who does he look down on? I'll let you see my speed."
Jia Dongxu didn't want to push the bicycle for him at first, but he had to prove himself after hearing what he said, and he had to push his wheel so that it looked like sparks!
"Okay, I'll take a look."
He Zhiqiang watched him suddenly speed up and ran ahead, and shouted at him.
Whether he deflated the tire or punctured it, he couldn't run anyway.
After all, there are still tasks to be done. He Zhiqiang looked at the panel, and then at Jia Dongxu who was running ahead. What should he do?
After a while, when I arrived at the car repair shop, the car repairer checked the tire and found that it was flat, so he pumped up the bicycle, and He Zhiqiang gave him 5 cents.
"The car is fixed, I can go now."
Jia Dongxu looked at him and asked.
The car was repaired, and He Zhiqiang couldn't take him back to the courtyard, so he still knew himself.
"Why are you going home so early? Let's go. There is still a place for you to come with me. Hurry up and get in the car."
He Zhiqiang sat on the car seat and turned to look at him and said.
"Where are you going? It's so dark today."
Xia Dongxu raised his head and glanced at the pitch-black sky, what the fuck is that early?
"If you don't want to be beaten, sit on it quickly and go!"
He Zhiqiang looked at him, then at the back seat of the car.
It was really late, so I quickly found a place to finish the task, and went home to eat and sleep.
Xia Dongxu looked at him as if he wasn't joking, so he could only sit in the back seat, and the two of them didn't talk to each other along the way.
He Zhiqiang looked around the street while riding his bicycle. Did he find an alley or an alley to get off and do the task?
He Zhiqiang saw a place and quickly stopped the car, only to see the words "public toilet" written on the ground
"Si Qiang, you took me here just to go to the bathroom? Why don't you go back to the courtyard?"
Jia Dongxu got off the station and looked at the four big characters on the ground. He could already smell the smell when he was standing here.
"Isn't this close? Go in quickly."
He Zhiqiang directly grabbed his clothes and walked step by step towards the male character door of the public toilet.
As soon as he entered, the smell felt a little spicy and he almost couldn't open his eyes. Jia Dongxu covered his nose and slapped his face a few times to get out.
As soon as Jia Dongxu took a step, he suddenly felt a pain in his neck and fell down limply. Fortunately, He Zhiqiang hugged him quickly.
"I can only stay here. No one will come today."
He Zhiqiang put him in the innermost pit, quickly took off his clothes, and wanted to dance, but he didn't seem to know how to do it!
[1% of the self-defeating system is loading...]
He Zhiqiang saw the words on the blue panel in front of him, as long as this system had any entity, he smashed it!
Grass!
This broken system is broken at a critical time, let him watch this when he takes off his clothes?
[20% of the self-killing system is loading]
[99% of the self-killing system is loading]
He Zhiqiang hugged his big cotton coat and looked at the panel in front of him. He was so cold that he almost wanted to tap dance.
【Mission: Chiguo dances in front of Jia Dongxu 0%】
[Rewards are as follows:]
【Ten Big Black Picks】
【100 ducks】
[Turn on the function of automatically collecting eggs in the storage space]
[Enable the one-key cleanup function of the storage space]
He Zhiqiang looked at the page that was finally loaded, and started to do radio gymnastics. He can't dance, but radio gymnastics is still possible.
"One two three four, two two three four, three two three four..."
He Zhiqiang jumped and watched the task progress bar on the panel in front of him continue to increase, and happily read out the rhythm of the silent recitation.
【Mission: Chiguo dances in front of Jia Dongxu 90%】
He Zhiqiang jumped more and more vigorously, shaking the big bird with nowhere to place it, and his whole body began to feel cold. The smell of this toilet is indescribable.
Outside the public restroom, a young man passed by and heard one two three four, two two three four in the public restroom, scratching his head in bewilderment, and shouting slogans in this restroom?
The young man thought about it, looked at the bicycle, touched it, and left reluctantly. He wanted to buy this bicycle in his dreams, but he just couldn't afford it.
In the public toilet, He Zhiqiang looked at the [-]% task progress bar on the panel, and quickly began to put on his clothes.
"Ding! The system task has been completed, remember to check the reward."
He Zhiqiang put on his clothes a little faster when he heard the voice. After he got dressed, he felt a little headache looking at Jia Dongxu.
How could Jia Dongxu send him back to the courtyard, He Zhiqiang squatted in front of him and rubbed his chin thinking.
"Shhhhhh..."
A middle-aged man walked in, wearing old cotton clothes with a big belly, whistling.
When he saw a man squatting on the edge of the pit, he didn't know what to look at, a bold idea flashed through his mind, he bent down and retched immediately.
"You... vomit, vomit..."
He Zhiqiang turned his head to look at the middle-aged man when he heard the whistle, pointed at him and began to retch.
He looked at the middle-aged man with a strange expression, and then at Jia Dongxu in the pit. Is this toilet so stinky?
Make everyone retch?
"Brother, is this toilet so smelly?"
He Zhiqiang stood up and looked at him, wanting to go over and help him smooth.
"You, vomit, don't come here, it doesn't stink, you eat what you eat..."
The middle-aged man retched after saying a few words, tears streaming down his face.
He watched He Zhiqiang approaching, so frightened that he quickly raised his hand and waved at him, and took a step or two back.
"Brother, what are you thinking? What to eat?"
When He Zhiqiang heard this, and looked at his appearance, he could guess it all.
Does he really look like Zasha?
"Ah? Are you eating? I misunderstood."
The middle-aged man glanced at him, then listened to his explanation, stopped retching and smiled awkwardly at him.
The middle-aged man stood in the third pit, began to untie his belt for convenience, and began to whistle again.
After he finished his convenience, he lifted his trousers and tied his trouser belt, and suddenly saw a shoe in the innermost hole, and looked over the shoe to see that it was trousers, which were not human legs!
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man, I killed someone!"
The middle-aged man mechanically turned his head to look at He Zhiqiang, only to see He Zhiqiang smiled at him, so scared that he didn't even fasten his trouser belt, and shouted while running.
"Brother, don't run away, this is a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!"
When He Zhiqiang saw his elder brother who had already run away, and then heard the shouts from outside the public toilet, he thought badly.
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