Siheyuan: The start of the game is bound to the self-killing system

"Oh, oh, it hurts me to death, you animals, I'm going to beat you to death!"

Jia Zhang tore the stray dog ​​on his arm with one hand, and grabbed Yi Zhonghai's broom with the other.

She waved it wildly, but the stray dog ​​was not cowardly at all. When they came to guerrilla warfare with her, she would fight and run, and if she didn't fight, she would bite.

Seeing her like this, He Zhiqiang couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear.

The small horse that the people in the courtyard had just moved was put on the ground and moved back a few steps, a little farther away from Jia Zhang's.

"Why did these stray dogs suddenly bite Jia Zhang?"

"I remember these stray dogs are very docile! I even fed them a few years ago."

"Yes, I have also fed these stray dogs, especially the white dog. Although it is dirty now, it has a good temper!"

"Did Jia Zhang hit them? Is this why they formed a group to retaliate?"

All the people in the yard were discussing and watching the group of dogs biting Jia Zhang in puzzlement.

This is really strange, these dogs only bite Jia Zhang's if they don't bite them, it must be Jia Zhang's beating the dog.

"Mr. Jia Zhang, look at yourself, how dare this dog bite you. I guess you have done too many immoral things."

He Zhiqiang, grinning almost to the ears, walked up to her and said.

At this time, Jiazhang's clothes had been torn by the dogs long ago, and the fast clothes were completely naked, and only the red bellyband was looming.

"He Zhiqiang, is it your fault? You let these dogs bite me?"

Jiazhang remembered that she saw this group of first-class stray dogs when she came in just now, but these stray dogs didn't respond to her, why is it like this now?

"Big fellow, take a look. This is Jia Zhang. If someone beat you, it can be said that I let him beat you. How can you say that I let the dog bite you when the dog bit you?"

He Zhiqiang looked at her embarrassed face and finished speaking, turned around and walked into the house, moved a bench over, and sat at the door to watch.

The simple and clear explanation of the animal language card is that he can talk to animals, and one hour is enough.

This time, Mrs. Jia and Zhang suffered a lot. He Zhiqiang looked at him and she was bleeding in some places.

Tsk tsk tsk, these stray dogs are really ruthless, it seems that they have really spent their money to eat chicken.

The condition that He Zhiqiang negotiated with them was that he would give Jia Zhang a chicken as long as he took a bite.

If it weren't for so many chickens in his space, it would be a bit of a loss.

The people in the courtyard sat on the ponytail and watched as Jia Zhang was bitten and lay on the ground. Yi Zhonghai picked up a broom from the ground to help Jia Zhang drive away the stray dogs.

But who knows, a stray dog ​​saw the timing and bit him on the hand.

"Hey, you little bastards, see if I don't beat you to death!"

Yi Zhonghai suddenly felt a pain on the back of his hand, turned his head and saw a dog bit his hand.

What if he bites his hand badly?

Isn't there no way to finish his fitter work?

The aunts in the yard looked at Yi Zhonghai in disbelief.

"Aunt Wang, did you hear my uncle swearing just now? It's not my hallucination, right?"

"I heard it too. It's definitely not an illusion. This uncle didn't expect one of them to be able to swear."

"I just didn't expect Grandpa to say dirty words."

"They're all human, don't you all say dirty words? He will definitely do it too."

While shaking the dog in his hand, Yi Zhonghai's expression slowly sank as he listened to what the aunts said about him.

He usually doesn't swear, but he didn't expect this...

This time it was an unexpected situation, and he had no psychological expectations.

"Wang Wang Wang Wang..."

A white stray dog ​​looked at He Zhiqiang and barked a few times.

The people in the courtyard must not understand, but He Zhiqiang used the animal language card.

"Can this old man bite? Can he give him a chicken?"

The white stray dog ​​looked at He Zhiqiang and waited for his reply.

He Zhiqiang touched his nose and nodded his head lightly. If he could talk now, he would definitely say bite hard!

How did he forget Yi Zhonghai, a hypocrite?

After the white stray dog ​​saw He Zhiqiang nodding, he barked at the other dogs.

There were seven dogs in total, four dogs bit Jia Zhang and three dogs started biting Yi Zhonghai.

The people in the yard looked at these dogs, and none of them dared to go forward. If they were bitten by accident, they would have to go to the hospital to spend money, which is not worth it.

"You animals, I will kill you!"

Jiazhang was bitten and rolled over on the ground, still swearing.

Maybe this is because people can't do it, but their mouths can do it!

Yi Zhonghai watched several young people sitting in the front row happily watching him being bitten by a dog.

"What are you still doing in a daze? Don't hurry up and help me!"

He pointed at the young guys angrily and yelled sharply.

He is still a grandpa now, yet no one in this yard takes him seriously.

Those young guys pointed out by him, you look at me, I look at you, no one wants to move?

But because Yi Zhonghai is the master of this courtyard, they stood up slowly.

"Master, they still have to go to work, you can find someone else!"

He Zhiqiang saw that those young guys were unwilling, how could this be willing?

"Yes, yes, yes, I'm going to work and I'm going to be late."

One of the tall and thin guys said quickly.

"Yes, I forgot. I'm going to work, sir. I'm so sorry."

Another guy who looked honest and honest also said.

The other boys nodded and walked towards the entrance of the middle courtyard without looking back.

Better go to work, it's better than being bitten by a dog.

These young guys were grateful to He Zhiqiang, otherwise they would really have fought with the vicious dog.

No.

It should be said that they were really going to be bitten by vicious dogs.

He Zhiqiang pushed his bicycle past Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang's, and the dogs just bit Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang's as if they hadn't seen He Zhiqiang.

"Grandpa, Mrs. Jia Zhang, did you beat the dog?

That's why I bite you this dog, look at us, it doesn't bite! "

When he pushed the cart to the central entrance, he stopped and turned to face the one who had been bitten badly, and the two spread their hands and said innocently.

The people in the middle courtyard who went to work all lifted up their ponytails, got up and got ready to go to work, and most of the aunts who were fine were still sitting on the ground watching the two of them being bitten by dogs.

"He Zhiqiang, what you said is correct. It is possible that this uncle beat the dog with Jia Zhang and offended the dog."

"Isn't what you're talking about just nonsense? Didn't the uncle and Mrs. Jia beat dogs just now?"

"It is indeed nonsense. It seems that these dogs really only bit them two. You see, He Zhiqiang was not bitten when he passed by just now."

"Then should we help? Forget it, I'll go home and clean up!"

"..."

The first mother who just opened the door heard what they said, and looked into the yard to see that her old man was being bitten by a dog.