Siheyuan: The start of the game is bound to the self-killing system

There was really no need to move the bench, he stood up again before his butt warmed up.

"You fart! He Zhiqiang obviously threw away my small plate of fried peanuts.

And my wine glass was also broken by you, if not for my thick wine bottle, it would have been broken too! "

Standing in front of the bench, Liu Haizhong pointed at him and said angrily.

He Zhiqiang snorted coldly at him, the second uncle is really good at wronging people.

If it weren't for the fact that he could give him a kick with all his strength, he would have shit!

There is still the face to say that the wine bottle is not broken!

If this old man dared to say a few more words, he would smash the wine bottle now!

"How about it, He Zhiqiang, how about if this is not the case, the second uncle will clean up the dirty things in front of your door, and you don't have to apologize to him, how about paying him five dollars?"

Yi Zhonghai looked at the two of them and said.

If you don't agree with this, then there's nothing you can do.

"I disagree."

"I disagree."

He Zhiqiang and Liu Haizhong said in unison.

The most tacit understanding ever.

"Since you don't agree, why are you holding a meeting? If you don't listen to my uncle, what kind of uncle am I?"

Yi Zhonghai saw that the two were more stubborn than the other, and it didn't work that way, so it's okay for this uncle to be wrong, who likes to deal with it!

"Okay, if you don't do well as an uncle, then I will be an uncle from now on, He Zhiqiang, you have to listen to me, and lose money quickly!"

When Liu Haizhong heard that he wasn't going to be the uncle of the courtyard, he really thought about this position, if Yi Zhonghai wasn't in the right position, he just happened to be in it!

"Okay? What the fuck! Liu Haizhong paid you more than five yuan just like this. Why do you still want the position of my uncle now?"

Yi Zhonghai frowned and pointed at him angrily.

It seems that Liu Zhonghai really wants his position, and he probably has been thinking about it for a long time.

"It's not that you said that you are not the first uncle. I am the second uncle. There is no one in the position of the first uncle. Isn't it just me, the second uncle, who takes the position?"

Liu Haizhong looked at him and said to him confidently.

Well, Bai is happy, if it's because he can become a grandpa, it's not considered a profit.

He Zhiqiang almost laughed when he saw the two old brothers, this time Liu Haizhong offended Yi Zhonghai.

Although this Yi Zhonghai likes moral kidnapping and muddling, he is also very fond of this uncle's position.

If he didn't have this position, how could he preside over the righteous way, how could he get involved, and how could he kidnap people morally?

So anyone with a discerning eye knew that this was what Yi Zhonghai said, but he really didn't expect the second uncle who had no brains to believe it.

Liu Haizhong is a typical idiot who wants to be an official and discipline others.

"Have I ever said that I should not be the master of this courtyard?

But in your bangs, as the second uncle of this yard, you even harassed the residents after drinking and getting drunk.

Fortunately, it is He Zhiqiang, if this is the home of the little girl and widow, you will eat real peanuts directly! "

Yi Zhonghai pointed at him as he hated iron but steel and said.

There is a crime of hooliganism these days, if you flirt with other girls, you will eat peanuts, let alone break into the house of a girl and a widow.

"Yi Zhonghai, don't put a hat on my head indiscriminately, I don't want to take this position of uncle.

What you said just now was inappropriate, and I have never entered a girl's widow's house, so stop talking nonsense here! "

When Liu Haizhong heard the words "girl and widow", he stared at him with wide eyes in disbelief.

Unexpectedly, Yi Zhonghai would label him indiscriminately.

"That's right, what the uncle said is right, it's a good thing you broke into my house drunk, if I don't have the ability to stop you.

Maybe you can come into my house and smash things, then wouldn't my losses be more serious, and I will stop the losses in time.

You hurry up and clean those disgusting things of yours from my doorstep! "

When He Zhiqiang heard this, it seemed that Yi Zhonghai had to do it himself, and he should also learn the trick of labeling indiscriminately.

"He Zhiqiang, let me tell you that you must pay me ten yuan today, or I will go to the street office to sue you! You can figure it out yourself!"

Liu Haizhong sat on the bench and looked at him and said.

Anyway, whatever you like, the money must be paid, and it's fine if you don't become a grandpa.

He Zhiqiang looked at his posture and seemed to say that if he didn't lose money, no one would sleep tonight.

Very well, it's the same as his idea, anyway, he is young and has the blessing of the system, but he is afraid of an old man half buried in the ground.

Try to boil him away tonight, tomorrow is Liu Haizhong's funeral, and we can still eat at noon!

"Okay, second uncle, let's just sit like this and see who lives longer!"

He Zhiqiang sat on the bench with his legs crossed and looked at him indifferently and said.

"Big guy, I don't think Liu Haizhong is worthy of being the second uncle of this courtyard anymore. This wine tastes like a character. Today he can enter my house drunk.

Tomorrow, I may not know whose house he will enter, and besides, Liu Haizhong has a big temper, and the girl and widow can't beat him.

So I think the position of the second uncle in Liu Haizhong should be removed. "

He Zhiqiang felt that if he wanted to consume it, he would consume it, but it felt so boring to waste it here.

It should be fun for everyone. Of course, it would be better if the position of the second uncle in the bangs was removed.

Everyone was a little sleepy, and when they heard this, they immediately became energetic. It's okay for Liu Haizhong not to be the second uncle, but at that time, he felt that the recommendation was wrong.

"Okay, He Zhiqiang, I support your statement. This Liu Haizhong really doesn't deserve to be the second uncle. I don't feel at ease when my daughter-in-law is alone at home."

"Liu Haizhong doesn't deserve to be the second uncle of this courtyard, but he always talks about me as the second uncle and picks and chooses me!"

"That's right, Liu Haizhong said yesterday that this is not good and that is not good. Those who know you are the second uncle, but those who don't know think you are my father!"

"The position of the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, should hurry up and give up his position, I still want to be the first uncle.

How do you have face? If you become a master, wouldn't this Red Star Courtyard be turned into a mess by you? "

"..."

There is an old saying that goes well, when a wall falls, everyone pushes it down.

Everyone called him by his full name, not even the three words "Second Uncle".

"you……"

Liu Haizhong stood up and watched the people's chests heaving greatly, he covered his heart with one hand and pointed at them with the other.

"boom!"

Liu Haizhong suddenly felt his mind go blank and became dizzy, and he fell down with his face facing the ground.

"Old man!"

"Second uncle!"

When everyone saw him lying on the ground, they ran over to help Liu Haizhong in a panic.

Although they said they wouldn't let him be the second uncle, they didn't say they wanted his life either!

He Zhiqiang watched him fall and hurried over to help him, although this second uncle is more hateful.

He knew that Liu Hai was very angry, and his son's anger made him feel awkward.