Naruto: Tsunade's strong confession at the beginning
Chapter 3 Harm, it turns out it’s just a brain disease
"Separation technique!"
in a small alley.
Jiang Yuan formed a seal with his hands, and a figure exactly like him appeared beside him.
Jiang Yuan controlled the shadow clone and continued to escape, while he jumped to the roof nearby.
Watching Tsunade chase her shadow clone away.
Jiang Yuan was on the roof and let out a sigh of relief.
"call......"
"Finally escaped."
There is no need to go to school.
God knows if Tsunade will come back to school to hunt her down after finding out she is a shadow clone.
Going back to school now is no different than throwing yourself into a trap.
Besides, the classrooms are gone.
What class to take.
I skipped the rest of class and went home to avoid the limelight.
No matter how crazy Tsunade is, she won't come to her door.
Putting his arms behind his head, Jiang Yuan hummed a little tune and walked home.
"The secular world always requires men to be fearless and to be calm in everything they do..."
"Her aunt (I'm back)!"
Pushing open the door of the small courtyard, his father Ehara Shikawa was lying on the porch to rest.
He raised his head and glanced at the sun in the sky, and couldn't help but asked in surprise: "Why are you back so early today?"
"I skipped class."
Jiang Yuan sat down next to his father.
"Oh, I'll go talk to your teacher tomorrow and tell you that you're sick."
The father looked indifferent.
"Dad, I'm a teacher."
Jiang Yuan said helplessly.
"That's all right."
Father Jiang said calmly.
Continue to enjoy the scenery outside.
Jiang Yuan's father was just an ordinary genin.
When I don’t have any tasks, I like to lie on the porch and rest.
Jiang Yuan didn't continue talking and sat on the edge.
Daze with my father.
"Son, I heard rumors in the village that Princess Tsunade likes you."
"Just clarified by Tsunade."
"Ah, what a pity."
"Tsunade clarified that it was not a rumor!"
"what???"
"what......"
"So, our family is going to be in trouble?"
"I refused!"
"what!!!"
"what......"
"why?"
"I'm sick."
The topic ended, and the father and son remained silent.
After a while, the father said cautiously: "Son, if it doesn't work, go to the hospital."
"Man...it can't be done there..."
"Besides, you're still young."
Looking at his father's heartbroken expression.
Jiang Yuan quickly explained: "Dad, I can't do it there..."
"Son, it doesn't matter if it doesn't work. Dad understands you."
"When performing tasks, people often get injured. It's normal."
My father secretly wiped the tears from his eyes.
"Dad, I really can't do it there."
"My son, my name is Juji and my courtesy name is Genshuo."
Jiang Yuan rolled his eyes.
Take it out and it might be bigger than you.
"Really?"
"Not really!"
"Then why did you reject Princess Tsunade?"
"Because I'm mentally ill."
"Harm, it turns out it's just a brain disease. I didn't think it was a big deal."
"..."
"Princess Tsunade must be very angry."
"She demolished the classroom I was teaching."
"Tsk tsk, she is indeed the granddaughter of the First Hokage."
"You almost tore me apart. If I die, what will you, the second elder, do?"
"I... I'm going to eat at the widow's table... You don't know, the widow in our village looks so good..."
"..."
"Dad, am I really your biological child?"
"I also doubt that you are from Edogawa next door."
"..."
Jiang Yuan's mother finally discovered Jiang Yuan.
"Son, don't you have to teach the children this morning?"
Mother said in surprise.
"Something happened, so I came back early."
Jiang Yuan said casually.
The father beside him hesitated to speak.
"Then you should have a good rest. It must be very tiring to take care of those monkey children."
"Fortunately."
Jiang Yuan's first day as Minato's class teacher.
Minato was appointed squad leader.
The euphemistic name is cultivating Minato's leadership skills, but in reality it means being a hands-off boss.
It turns out that Minato is indeed the father of the protagonist...
Although he is only five years old, his abilities are truly extraordinary.
Keep the class in order.
This is why Jiang Yuan can be so leisurely that he sleeps in class.
My father and I spent another hour thinking about life on the porch.
Soon it was lunch time.
The lunch was very sumptuous. Jiang Yuan's mother was a ninja before marriage.
After marriage, she became a full-time housewife.
Of course there is no need to mention the craftsmanship.
"Son, give me a piece of the bone in front of you."
Father Ehara Shikawa greeted.
Jiang Yuan was about to take action.
Three options suddenly appeared in my mind.
[Option 3: Tell your father that you want to eat shit.Reward: [-] free attribute points. 】
[Option 3: Be kind and get a big bone for your father.Reward: [-] free attribute points. 】
[Option 5: "Reasonable" allocation.Reward: [-] free attribute points. 】
If he chose the first one, his father would probably slap Jiang Yuan on the spot.
There's nothing wrong with choosing the second one, but it's a pity that there are a few free attribute points.
The most generous reward is of course the third one.
The only question is, makes sense.
What is reasonable?
Jiang Yuan's brain was running rapidly, and he actually thought of something.
He stood up with a smile and said, "Let me divide this big pelvic bone."
"Mom has one piece, and I have one piece."
"One piece for dad and one piece for me."
"Mom, give me another piece, and I'll take one."
"Dad, have another piece, and I'll have one..."
"In the end, I'm on my own."
Jiang Yuan's own bowl was piled high.
There were only a few pieces in the bowls of father and mother.
【Successful selection!Get rewards, 5 free attribute points! 】
"Is this how you divide things?"
My father raised his voice a few decibels.
"A very scientific and reasonable distribution method."
Jiang Yuan said confidently.
"you......"
The father was furious.
As a middle-aged carnivore, how can you do it with only these few pieces?
I was about to review the importance of "father's love" to Pi's son.
Jiang Yuan's mother spoke.
"I think it's very reasonable."
"Look at your belly. You can be pregnant in ten months."
"Still eating meat?"
"My son is growing, what's wrong with eating more meat?"
"As for you, you'd better eat more rehmannia glutinosa."
Jiang's mother directly scooped up the half-sized piece of rehmannia glutinosa into her father's bowl.
Jiang Yuan immediately said with a playful smile: "Dad, if it doesn't work, go to the hospital."
Rehmannia glutinosa is a favorite kidney-tonifying product among island residents.
Its status is equivalent to Chinese yams and leeks.
"Shut your mouth!"
Father scolded Jiang Yuandao angrily.
"Urgent, urgent..."
Father:"......"
The lunch of a loving father and a filial son was over, and Jiang Yuan returned to his room.
Although I just got the reward.
But he still doesn't know, what is the use of free attribute points?
in a small alley.
Jiang Yuan formed a seal with his hands, and a figure exactly like him appeared beside him.
Jiang Yuan controlled the shadow clone and continued to escape, while he jumped to the roof nearby.
Watching Tsunade chase her shadow clone away.
Jiang Yuan was on the roof and let out a sigh of relief.
"call......"
"Finally escaped."
There is no need to go to school.
God knows if Tsunade will come back to school to hunt her down after finding out she is a shadow clone.
Going back to school now is no different than throwing yourself into a trap.
Besides, the classrooms are gone.
What class to take.
I skipped the rest of class and went home to avoid the limelight.
No matter how crazy Tsunade is, she won't come to her door.
Putting his arms behind his head, Jiang Yuan hummed a little tune and walked home.
"The secular world always requires men to be fearless and to be calm in everything they do..."
"Her aunt (I'm back)!"
Pushing open the door of the small courtyard, his father Ehara Shikawa was lying on the porch to rest.
He raised his head and glanced at the sun in the sky, and couldn't help but asked in surprise: "Why are you back so early today?"
"I skipped class."
Jiang Yuan sat down next to his father.
"Oh, I'll go talk to your teacher tomorrow and tell you that you're sick."
The father looked indifferent.
"Dad, I'm a teacher."
Jiang Yuan said helplessly.
"That's all right."
Father Jiang said calmly.
Continue to enjoy the scenery outside.
Jiang Yuan's father was just an ordinary genin.
When I don’t have any tasks, I like to lie on the porch and rest.
Jiang Yuan didn't continue talking and sat on the edge.
Daze with my father.
"Son, I heard rumors in the village that Princess Tsunade likes you."
"Just clarified by Tsunade."
"Ah, what a pity."
"Tsunade clarified that it was not a rumor!"
"what???"
"what......"
"So, our family is going to be in trouble?"
"I refused!"
"what!!!"
"what......"
"why?"
"I'm sick."
The topic ended, and the father and son remained silent.
After a while, the father said cautiously: "Son, if it doesn't work, go to the hospital."
"Man...it can't be done there..."
"Besides, you're still young."
Looking at his father's heartbroken expression.
Jiang Yuan quickly explained: "Dad, I can't do it there..."
"Son, it doesn't matter if it doesn't work. Dad understands you."
"When performing tasks, people often get injured. It's normal."
My father secretly wiped the tears from his eyes.
"Dad, I really can't do it there."
"My son, my name is Juji and my courtesy name is Genshuo."
Jiang Yuan rolled his eyes.
Take it out and it might be bigger than you.
"Really?"
"Not really!"
"Then why did you reject Princess Tsunade?"
"Because I'm mentally ill."
"Harm, it turns out it's just a brain disease. I didn't think it was a big deal."
"..."
"Princess Tsunade must be very angry."
"She demolished the classroom I was teaching."
"Tsk tsk, she is indeed the granddaughter of the First Hokage."
"You almost tore me apart. If I die, what will you, the second elder, do?"
"I... I'm going to eat at the widow's table... You don't know, the widow in our village looks so good..."
"..."
"Dad, am I really your biological child?"
"I also doubt that you are from Edogawa next door."
"..."
Jiang Yuan's mother finally discovered Jiang Yuan.
"Son, don't you have to teach the children this morning?"
Mother said in surprise.
"Something happened, so I came back early."
Jiang Yuan said casually.
The father beside him hesitated to speak.
"Then you should have a good rest. It must be very tiring to take care of those monkey children."
"Fortunately."
Jiang Yuan's first day as Minato's class teacher.
Minato was appointed squad leader.
The euphemistic name is cultivating Minato's leadership skills, but in reality it means being a hands-off boss.
It turns out that Minato is indeed the father of the protagonist...
Although he is only five years old, his abilities are truly extraordinary.
Keep the class in order.
This is why Jiang Yuan can be so leisurely that he sleeps in class.
My father and I spent another hour thinking about life on the porch.
Soon it was lunch time.
The lunch was very sumptuous. Jiang Yuan's mother was a ninja before marriage.
After marriage, she became a full-time housewife.
Of course there is no need to mention the craftsmanship.
"Son, give me a piece of the bone in front of you."
Father Ehara Shikawa greeted.
Jiang Yuan was about to take action.
Three options suddenly appeared in my mind.
[Option 3: Tell your father that you want to eat shit.Reward: [-] free attribute points. 】
[Option 3: Be kind and get a big bone for your father.Reward: [-] free attribute points. 】
[Option 5: "Reasonable" allocation.Reward: [-] free attribute points. 】
If he chose the first one, his father would probably slap Jiang Yuan on the spot.
There's nothing wrong with choosing the second one, but it's a pity that there are a few free attribute points.
The most generous reward is of course the third one.
The only question is, makes sense.
What is reasonable?
Jiang Yuan's brain was running rapidly, and he actually thought of something.
He stood up with a smile and said, "Let me divide this big pelvic bone."
"Mom has one piece, and I have one piece."
"One piece for dad and one piece for me."
"Mom, give me another piece, and I'll take one."
"Dad, have another piece, and I'll have one..."
"In the end, I'm on my own."
Jiang Yuan's own bowl was piled high.
There were only a few pieces in the bowls of father and mother.
【Successful selection!Get rewards, 5 free attribute points! 】
"Is this how you divide things?"
My father raised his voice a few decibels.
"A very scientific and reasonable distribution method."
Jiang Yuan said confidently.
"you......"
The father was furious.
As a middle-aged carnivore, how can you do it with only these few pieces?
I was about to review the importance of "father's love" to Pi's son.
Jiang Yuan's mother spoke.
"I think it's very reasonable."
"Look at your belly. You can be pregnant in ten months."
"Still eating meat?"
"My son is growing, what's wrong with eating more meat?"
"As for you, you'd better eat more rehmannia glutinosa."
Jiang's mother directly scooped up the half-sized piece of rehmannia glutinosa into her father's bowl.
Jiang Yuan immediately said with a playful smile: "Dad, if it doesn't work, go to the hospital."
Rehmannia glutinosa is a favorite kidney-tonifying product among island residents.
Its status is equivalent to Chinese yams and leeks.
"Shut your mouth!"
Father scolded Jiang Yuandao angrily.
"Urgent, urgent..."
Father:"......"
The lunch of a loving father and a filial son was over, and Jiang Yuan returned to his room.
Although I just got the reward.
But he still doesn't know, what is the use of free attribute points?
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