Naruto: Tsunade's strong confession at the beginning

"Fuck, are you making fun of me?"

Kuromuchuan roared angrily and was about to chop Jiang Yuan into pieces to relieve his hatred.

But he found that his body was shaking.

My limbs are out of my control, and my brain is a bit sluggish.

However, he reacted quickly.

Jiang Yuan looked at Jiang Yuan in shock and said, "The fart... is poisonous..."

"puff!"

As soon as he said that sentence, he felt a sweetness in his throat, and a mouthful of blood spurted out of his mouth.

Immediately afterwards, blood continued to flow out of the ears, eyes, and nostrils.

In an instant, Kuromuchuan, who looked proud just now, turned into a fierce ghost from hell.

His whole face was covered in blood.

It perfectly explains what bleeding from the seven orifices is in the true sense.

Jiang Yuan looked at Kuromuchuan and said with a thick smile on his face: "You are wrong. It's not that farts are poisonous, but that poison is contained in farts."

"mean!"

Kuromuchuan said with difficulty.

Jiang Yuan shrugged indifferently: "Just say whatever you like."

"Who told me that I had nothing before and was a loser who almost failed to graduate?"

"In order to deal with the endless dangers in the ninja world, I have to take some defensive measures."

Poison was discovered by Jiang Yuan as the most effective attack method in the ninja world where talent is relatively less valued.

Even someone as strong as Madara Uchiha could be poisoned.

Although, only Hashirama's ninjutsu can do it.

The current leader of the Rain Ninja Village, Sanshouyu Hanzo relied on the poison of the psychic beast to occupy a place in the ninja world.

There is also Chiyo, who is famous in the ninja world, in addition to his superb puppet manipulation skills.

Her headache-inducing poison has also taken its place.

After Jiang Yuan wanted to understand this.

He often asked Orochimaru to help him refine poison.

Orochimaru was also interested in this and did not refuse.

After successfully refining the poison, Jiang Yuan even found someone to specially make a set of snakeskin underwear.

Pour those poisons into a dozen places in your snakeskin underwear.

With just a little guidance of chakra, the poison mechanism can be activated in an instant.

Normally, he would stay safely inside the snakeskin underwear and not accidentally injure himself.

"It was originally to guard against that old boy Danzo."

"I didn't expect you to come up to me."

"It can only be considered that you are unlucky."

Jiang Yuan looked at Kuroki River Road.

After taking care of the two ANBU ninjas, Jiang Yuan went home specially to get it.

What he was afraid of was that Danzo would do evil things to him.

Unfortunately, Danzo didn't get to enjoy it, but Kuroki River bumped into him.

"Sooner or later you will die..."

Kuromikawa vomited blood and cursed Jiang Yuandao.

"Then I'll die at noon."

"Thank you, you are such a good person."

"You still told me this kind of thing before you died."

Jiang Yuan said to Kuroki River with gratitude.

"puff......"

Another mouthful of old blood spit out from Kuromuchuan's mouth.

It wasn't because of the poison, it was because Jiang Yuan was angry.

He has been wandering in the ninja for so long, and this is the first time he has seen such a shameless person.

Did this guy grow up eating Pippi shrimp?

"By the way, do you have anything else to tell me?"

"For example, do you have a beautiful wife who is alone in your home, or a daughter who has not grown up?"

"Or maybe you have money hidden somewhere that you won't be able to spend in a lifetime or something."

"I can help you understand these unfulfilled wishes."

Jiang Yuan said warmly.

More and more blood spilled out of Kuromuchuan's seven orifices, but Jiang Yuan was still chattering.

"Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life?"

"When a person dies, he leaves behind a beautiful daughter-in-law, and the money has not been spent yet."

"If that's the case, you won't be able to survive even if you die."

"Why don't you leave it to me? I, Jiangyuan, have iron teeth that will never be exchanged for gold. My reputation as an honest and trustworthy young gentleman is not in vain."

"I'm infallible."

As he spoke, Jiang Yuan seemed to be moved by him.

Where else in the world can you find an opponent like yourself?

If the selection of the top ten people in the ninja world moved him, he was confident that he could take the first place.

There is absolutely no more warm-hearted person in this world than him.

"puff--!"

Kuromuchuan's blood surged up due to Jiang Yuan's anger.

Like a fountain, blood surged wildly.

Because, just as Jiang Yuan guessed.

In his family, he really has a lovely wife and a lot of wealth.

After his death, everyone made wedding clothes for others.

The most annoying thing is that those who get these benefits are probably the same scoundrels as Jiang Yuan.

Thinking of this, Kurokawamu felt very angry.

More and more blood spurts out.

For more than twenty seconds, Kuroki Chuan tilted his head and died.

"Hey, don't die, everything I said is true."

"If you really have a wife who stays alone in the empty boudoir, I will definitely help you take good care of her."

"Even helping you give birth to a son is not a problem."

"You can take the child's last name!"

Jiang Yuan shouted at Kuromikawa.

Unfortunately, Kuromuchuan could no longer hear it at all.

"What happened!"

The puppet toad is opened.

Jiraiya stuck his pig head in.

Seeing that Kuromuchuan was dead and Jiang Yuan was tied up by Wu Huada, the pig brain was overloaded for a while.

"How did you kill him?"

Asked inexplicably.

"I talked to him a lot and I said I could help him take care of his wife and children."

"He was very moved, and he was moved to death in the end."

Jiang Yuan looked at Jiraiya sincerely and said.

Jiraiya: "..."

"Don't look at me as a pig-headed person now, just think that I really am a pig-headed person."

Orochimaru jumped down.

After taking a look at Kuromuchuan's condition, he looked at Jiang Yuan and said, "Did you use that thing?"

Jiang Yuan nodded and said, "That's right."

It was necessary to hide it from Jiraiya, but there was no need to hide it from Orochimaru.

"What was it like when he finally died?"

Orochimaru asked with eyes shining.

He had only tested the poison contained in the snakeskin coat on animals, not on humans.

Therefore, he really wanted to know the result.

"I'm very happy and touched."

Jiang Yuan said seriously.

Orochimaru:"......"

"You also think I'm that fool Jiraiya?"

Jiang Yuan put away his playful smile and said, "The attack happened very quickly. It only took about five seconds."

Orochimaru was extremely excited when he heard this.

His eyes were shining, staring at Kuromuchuan without blinking.

Carefully, he touched Kuromuchuan's body here and looked there.

It's not like looking at a corpse, but like admiring some unique treasure.

Jiang Yuan couldn't help but tremble in his heart after looking at that perverted look.

Orochimaru, a pervert, wouldn't want to... take advantage of the heat.

As soon as this thought emerged from his mind, Orochimaru said: "I want this body!"

Jiang Yuan's eyes widened instantly.

Hey!

Orochimaru really has this idea!

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