I tear up the scumbag man with my hands on the love affair, and the whole network is overjoyed

"Please start your show."

After Schier finished speaking, he moved a small bench and sat aside, posing as an audience.

Ji Jingcheng sighed lightly, as if there was nothing he could do with Shier, he picked up the knife and walked towards the two tied chickens.

At this time, the two chickens were already lying on the ground without any signs of struggle.

Ji Jingcheng cut open the rope binding the chicken's feet neatly with a knife, and just as he was about to operate, the chicken, which was alive and unlovable last second, suddenly kicked off and kicked Ji Jingcheng in the face!

Snapped!A right whip leg!

The other chicken also sat up straight like a carp, and kicked again.

Snapped!A left forward kick!

Then the two chickens came up with a combo, attacking at the same time on both sides of Ji Jingcheng's face, one left and one right.

Snapped!Five whips in a row!

Ji Jingcheng's head was buzzing from being kicked, his eyes froze for a few seconds, and a few chicken footprints instantly appeared on his originally fair face.

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】

【Fuck, this is really a funny variety show】

[Chicken: I didn't expect it, my lord is called lying down and tasting courage]

[This chicken has a snack machine]

[So why do you have to untie the rope to kill the chicken, can't you just kill it, I don't understand]

[You don't understand, Ji Jingcheng is polite, before killing the chicken, you have to untie the rope and say to the chicken: Hello, I'm going to start killing you]

[Hahahahaha haha, the barrage is fucking a talent]

After Ji Jingcheng was kicked into a daze, he soon realized that Shier was watching from the side. In order to maintain his image in Shier's heart, he ignored the pain on his face and went to catch the chicken in a hurry.

It's just that this chicken is extremely tough, so it's not so easy to be caught.

All of a sudden, the house was in a mess.

The two chickens seem to have discovered that Ji Jingcheng is also a weak chicken, so they start to tease Ji Jingcheng.

While dodging Ji Jingcheng's arrest, he nagged Ji Jingcheng from time to time, almost torturing Ji Jingcheng to the point where he broke his defense.

If he hadn't taken care of maintaining his image in front of the camera, Ji Jingcheng would have collapsed long ago.

Just as the two chickens were flying around in triumph, one of them accidentally flew onto Shier's head.

click-

The carrot in Shier's hand broke with a snap.

The chicken and tiger above his head shook, and the mung bean-sized corns instantly became a little frightened.

It flapped its wings slowly and wanted to leave as if nothing had happened, trying to pretend that nothing had happened.

But an evil hand snapped at the back of its fate.

chicken:? ? ! ! !

Shier grabbed the chicken off its head, gave it a [gentle] smile, and then slammed it on the neck with a backhand under the chicken's terrified eyes.

Chicken: "Gah!!!"

The chicken quacked and passed out.

[The chicken makes the sound of a duck! ! 】

【This is the real chicken killer】

【The other chicken has also become obediently visible to the naked eye】

[It turns out that animals are really spiritual, at least they can wink]

【Chicken: I don’t want to be a chicken again in my next life】

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Ji Jingcheng grabbed the dazed chicken, and snatched the chicken from Shier's hand, "Be careful, don't get hurt. There was an accident just now, just leave it to me. "

Shirr:? ? ?

No, buddy, do you have to pretend this b?

Ji Jingcheng learned his lesson this time, and quickly tied up the chickens, then threw the chickens on the chopping board, and sharpened his knife at the two chickens.

"Shi'er, the next scene is quite bloody, it's better for you to close your eyes for now." Ji Jingcheng obediently called Shi'er's full name, and said with a knife in his hand.

Shier frowned, "Don't..."

click -

Ji Jingcheng slashed at the chicken's back.

Chicken blood spurted out in an instant, making Ji Jingcheng's face slapped.

In an instant, Ji Jingcheng's pupils trembled a little, then the pupils slowly turned upwards, and his head also slowly fell backwards——

thump.

He fainted straight away.

Searle: ...

staff member:……

Barrage:…………

Don't volunteer to kill the chicken if you feel dizzy! ! !

【Is Ji Jingcheng here to be funny】

[This method of killing chickens is quite explosive anywhere]

[Help, Ji Jingcheng looks so swearing, I thought he really would]

[Cold knowledge: You can say it directly if you don’t know it, there’s no need to pretend you don’t know it]

[Is it necessary for the barrage to be so serious? Jing Cheng just didn't want the two girls to do it, so he took the initiative to undertake it. Shouldn't he be boasting? 】

[But I always feel that he is pretending]

[Upstairs is the truth hahaha]

"Forget it." Shier slapped his forehead, and walked forward helplessly, "I'll do it."

What follows is the process of killing chickens at the textbook level.

The first step is slaughter and bloodletting.

Adjust the chicken so that the ventral side of the neck faces upwards. After fixing it, pluck the small hairs on the neck of the chicken, cut off the trachea, esophagus, and blood vessels, lift the leg with the right hand, and start bleeding.

The second step, scalding.

Use a large iron pot to boil a pot of boiling water at about 90 degrees, and soak the whole chicken that has been bled.

The third step is to pluck the hair.

Put the scalded chicken body on the workbench, pull out the rough hair first, and then rub the feathers in the reverse order of the hair. After the poultry body is scalded and plucked, use the plucking pliers to reverse the hair and pliers from the neck. Clean the lint.

The last step is to take the internal organs.

With the abdomen facing down and the back facing up, a small incision was made on the left side of the right wing, the crop was taken out, and the internal organs were removed from the incision in the anus for disposal.

After a set of operations, it will flow smoothly.

But within 10 minutes, the two chickens were placed on the table cleanly, and not even a tiny fluff could be seen on the smooth and white chicken skin.

"Okay." Shier clapped his hands, and neatly brought the two killed chickens and the selected dishes to the cooking team in the kitchen.

When Chi Yinxue poured a glass of water and came in, she only saw Ji Jingcheng whose face was covered in blood and fainted on the ground.

Chi Yinxue: "...?"

A murder scene?

[Awesome! ! 】

【This family will be separated without Shier】

[So Shi Er did the work of two groups by himself, catching chickens, killing chickens, picking vegetables, choosing vegetables, all covered]

[The other group was Crane God who carried the entire kitchen by himself. Shi Xiuyun said he could cook, but in the end he could break three dishes even after washing them. It made me feel stupid because of this.]

【This family is supported by newlywed Yan Er】

When Shi Er sent the ingredients to the cooking team, Yan Heqiu had already prepared the basic spices.

And Shi Xiuyun deliberately stepped forward to open a pot of boiling water, and after being burned by the heat, let out a coquettish cry, dropped the lid of the pot and threw herself into Yan Heqiu's arms.

"Brother Heqiu, it's so hot~"

Shirr: "?"

The rape scene?

However, the so-called dog-blood drama lasted less than a second, because Yan Heqiu pushed Shi Xiuyun away within half a second.