Pass through passers-by, blast the protagonist and villain
Chapter 103 The prickly head who doesn't dig the ground well!
In the secret realm of the common people, more than 200 angry Tianjiao are digging the wasteland in full swing.
The eunuch singer Tang Youliang, holding a microphone, sang the song adapted by Jiang Li over and over again, "I offer fertile land to the landlord".
“Splendid Secret Realm is picturesque~~”
"Jiang Landlord straddles a steed~~~"
"It's an honor to be a digger~~"
"Carrying a hoe to the end of the world~~~"
"The sky is not afraid, the earth is not afraid..."
The heroic lyrics, the melody of howling ghosts and howling wolves, and the singing like pigs echoed in the sky above the secret realm, constantly destroying the will and ears of the proud.
The Tianjiao are all burning with anger.
The temporarily increased assessment made them unacceptable.
This is simply abusing people.
They are arrogance, not ordinary students, let alone farmers, what kind of land is digging?
What is the relationship between cultivating the land and sharpening the Dao heart?
What can be practiced?
How does it help to improve cultivation?
The Tianjiao were getting more and more angry, and their lungs were about to explode.
Soon the dirt stained their shoes, stained their clothes, and stained their faces.
"Oops, I've had enough!"
A Tianjiao dropped the hoe in his hand and shouted loudly: "I am a martial artist, not a farmer, why do you let me do such a dirty and lowly thing?"
"I won't plan anymore!"
"Is there anyone with me to find the academy theory?"
Not far away, Jiang Li looked at the provocative student, squeezed his throat and said, "Boy, if you don't pick up the hoe within ten seconds, this examiner will rule you out, and you will not be included in the final assessment of the Secret Realm of Heaven."
I won't say whether he has this right, but his attitude must be tough.
"10, 9, 8...6...."
As soon as the Tianjiao heard that he was going to be judged out and lost the chance of the final competition, he immediately calmed down, bent down to pick up the hoe, and digging the ground with a bang bang, spreading all his anger on the wasteland. "
Jiang Li glanced at him, then turned to the Tianjiao and said.
"The first step in the evolution of human civilization is to dig the ground."
"Orangutan monkeys don't know how to cultivate land so far, so they stay in the beast stage, they haven't evolved into humans, and they don't have their own civilization."
"Cultivating land is such a great and noble act, but this kid called it lowly. If the examiner didn't wear a little too much today, he would have to slap him."
Everyone looked up at him.
She is indeed wearing a lot of clothes, and her whole body is covered with high-level spiritual weapons, looking like a wealthy landlord.
At this time, Jiang Li was wearing the thunder battle suit, the madness gloves, and the wind blade hanging from his waist.
He held the Tianluo umbrella in his left hand, held the thermos cup of the veteran cadre who was a contract item in his right hand, and held a magic weapon, a golden pottery, on his finger.
In his chest pocket, half of the prom invitation letter and two character cards were exposed.
An eagle perched on his shoulder, and a dog crouched beside him.
It can be said that all the life-saving guy styles on him are on the front and armed to the teeth.
Tianjiao is no better than ordinary students.
Once the number increases, the destructive power is very hurtful.
Especially the later batch of Tianjiao did not hold the handle in their hands and did not make sufficient preparations in advance. If the Tianjiao rioted, they would definitely hang the landlord Jiang as a street lamp.
Therefore, Jiang Li showed off these high-level equipment, for protection, it can also deter those Xiaoxiao who are active in mind.
After the training, Jiang Li held an umbrella and wandered around, pointing out the digging postures of the Tianjiao.
This Tianluo umbrella was given by Dean Yun Cangkong.
It is favored by Jiang Da landlords.
This umbrella has a very perverted ability, which is to cause visual dislocation.
The principle is similar to that of fish in water.
In the eyes of Tianjiao, Jiang Li is just an illusion refracted by light, and his real body is one meter away from the illusion.
If someone wanted to beat him, because of the deceptive position of the illusion, the attacker would definitely miss out, and he would have enough time to fight back.
After Jiang Li wandered around, he saw a few thorns that didn't dig the ground well.
"Li Mengmeng, I asked you to dig the ground, but didn't ask you to dig a hole. What are you digging in one place?"
"Zhao Yingluo, your posture is wrong, change your posture."
"Xia Zhiyu, why are you still lying down?"
Xia Zhiyu dug a hole just now, and now she is lying in the hole and moaning: "Oh, I'm so tired, you devil, I'm hiding, how can you still see me?"
The co-author Li Mengmeng was inspired by her to dig a hole and hide it.
"Jiang Papi!" Li Mengmeng, one of the eighteen purples, cursed, and continued digging without giving up.
Jiang Li walked to Xia Zhiyu's pit, squatted down and smiled, "I didn't realize that, you are very good-looking, and you are also a master at being lazy and slippery."
Xia Zhiyu lay in the pit, closed her eyes tightly and didn't look at Jiang Li, muttering in her small mouth: "You can't see me, you can't see me..."
"Come out!" Jiang Li picked up a small clod and threw it at her: "Do you think you are a seed?"
Xia Zhiyu still lay still: "I am a seed...I am a seed..."
Jiang Li had a black thread: "Okay, then you can plant it here and give you some water."
Saying that, Jiang Li took out a series of ad calcium milk from Najie, threw it into the pit, then got up and walked away, and within a few steps, he heard the creaking sound of sucking milk from the pit.
"The Dao heart is very stable."
After Jiang Li's observation, these Tianjiao are worthy of being the elite who were killed out of tens of thousands of students. Their Dao Xin is extremely stable, and just digging the ground is not enough to make them collapse.
As a last resort, Jiang Li could only use strong medicine.
He summoned the salted fish turnaround team and arranged a new round of plans.
Jiang Li shrank in the secret realm of gathering spirits.
In order to humiliate him, Shibazi brought thousands of viewers to invite him out of the urn.
At that time, if he hadn't reached the peak of the Formless Realm, he really couldn't break the poisonous plan of greeting his face.
Now he is imitating the example, asking the crowd to watch, increasing the humiliation of the Tianjiao.
Under Jiang Li's arrangement, a post quickly popped up on the college intranet.
The title is 'The 250 Arrogant Heavens, crazily planed to destroy the farmer's fields, whether it is moral depravity or human nature distortion, please come to the secret realm of common people to find out! "
At the entrance to the secret realm of the common people, a banner was hung, which read, "Tianjiao's crazy planing scene, tickets are one hundred yuan each!" '
"Charge?" Some students who came to see the fun retreated after they found out that they had to spend money to buy tickets.
At this time, Bingding, a passer-by in the crowd, yelled loudly: "Tianjiao digging the ground is really an anecdote. I don't know what kind of enmity they have with the peasants. 100 yuan is not expensive. Go in and have a look. I'll buy a ticket."
Passer-by Ding said: "Give me one too, isn't it just the money for a bowl of Malatang?"
Passer-by B who sold the ticket said: "That's right, if you eat less than a bowl of Malatang, you can watch the Tianjiao dig the ground. It's worth the money!"
Driven by Tuozi, students who didn't want to spend money to watch the fun also paid for tickets.
Passer-by B smiled and sold the tickets, but he was soft-hearted when he took the money.
At this time, a little girl with yellow hair came over and whispered to passer-by B: "Jiang Li did it again?"
Passerby B recognized this sweet-looking girl, Jiang Li and Tang Youliang's tablemate, Hua Meimei.
"Sister Hua, you don't need to buy a ticket, just go in." Passer-by B said.
Hua Meimei smiled sweetly, waved her hand and ran into the secret realm.
"Hey, why doesn't she need to buy a ticket?" someone questioned.
Passer-by B scolded angrily: "He is at the same table as the farmer who was raped, and he came to care and condolences, of course there is no need to buy a ticket."
"Then let's go in and express our condolences."
"Condolences, you guys are here to watch the fun, buy tickets quickly!"
The eunuch singer Tang Youliang, holding a microphone, sang the song adapted by Jiang Li over and over again, "I offer fertile land to the landlord".
“Splendid Secret Realm is picturesque~~”
"Jiang Landlord straddles a steed~~~"
"It's an honor to be a digger~~"
"Carrying a hoe to the end of the world~~~"
"The sky is not afraid, the earth is not afraid..."
The heroic lyrics, the melody of howling ghosts and howling wolves, and the singing like pigs echoed in the sky above the secret realm, constantly destroying the will and ears of the proud.
The Tianjiao are all burning with anger.
The temporarily increased assessment made them unacceptable.
This is simply abusing people.
They are arrogance, not ordinary students, let alone farmers, what kind of land is digging?
What is the relationship between cultivating the land and sharpening the Dao heart?
What can be practiced?
How does it help to improve cultivation?
The Tianjiao were getting more and more angry, and their lungs were about to explode.
Soon the dirt stained their shoes, stained their clothes, and stained their faces.
"Oops, I've had enough!"
A Tianjiao dropped the hoe in his hand and shouted loudly: "I am a martial artist, not a farmer, why do you let me do such a dirty and lowly thing?"
"I won't plan anymore!"
"Is there anyone with me to find the academy theory?"
Not far away, Jiang Li looked at the provocative student, squeezed his throat and said, "Boy, if you don't pick up the hoe within ten seconds, this examiner will rule you out, and you will not be included in the final assessment of the Secret Realm of Heaven."
I won't say whether he has this right, but his attitude must be tough.
"10, 9, 8...6...."
As soon as the Tianjiao heard that he was going to be judged out and lost the chance of the final competition, he immediately calmed down, bent down to pick up the hoe, and digging the ground with a bang bang, spreading all his anger on the wasteland. "
Jiang Li glanced at him, then turned to the Tianjiao and said.
"The first step in the evolution of human civilization is to dig the ground."
"Orangutan monkeys don't know how to cultivate land so far, so they stay in the beast stage, they haven't evolved into humans, and they don't have their own civilization."
"Cultivating land is such a great and noble act, but this kid called it lowly. If the examiner didn't wear a little too much today, he would have to slap him."
Everyone looked up at him.
She is indeed wearing a lot of clothes, and her whole body is covered with high-level spiritual weapons, looking like a wealthy landlord.
At this time, Jiang Li was wearing the thunder battle suit, the madness gloves, and the wind blade hanging from his waist.
He held the Tianluo umbrella in his left hand, held the thermos cup of the veteran cadre who was a contract item in his right hand, and held a magic weapon, a golden pottery, on his finger.
In his chest pocket, half of the prom invitation letter and two character cards were exposed.
An eagle perched on his shoulder, and a dog crouched beside him.
It can be said that all the life-saving guy styles on him are on the front and armed to the teeth.
Tianjiao is no better than ordinary students.
Once the number increases, the destructive power is very hurtful.
Especially the later batch of Tianjiao did not hold the handle in their hands and did not make sufficient preparations in advance. If the Tianjiao rioted, they would definitely hang the landlord Jiang as a street lamp.
Therefore, Jiang Li showed off these high-level equipment, for protection, it can also deter those Xiaoxiao who are active in mind.
After the training, Jiang Li held an umbrella and wandered around, pointing out the digging postures of the Tianjiao.
This Tianluo umbrella was given by Dean Yun Cangkong.
It is favored by Jiang Da landlords.
This umbrella has a very perverted ability, which is to cause visual dislocation.
The principle is similar to that of fish in water.
In the eyes of Tianjiao, Jiang Li is just an illusion refracted by light, and his real body is one meter away from the illusion.
If someone wanted to beat him, because of the deceptive position of the illusion, the attacker would definitely miss out, and he would have enough time to fight back.
After Jiang Li wandered around, he saw a few thorns that didn't dig the ground well.
"Li Mengmeng, I asked you to dig the ground, but didn't ask you to dig a hole. What are you digging in one place?"
"Zhao Yingluo, your posture is wrong, change your posture."
"Xia Zhiyu, why are you still lying down?"
Xia Zhiyu dug a hole just now, and now she is lying in the hole and moaning: "Oh, I'm so tired, you devil, I'm hiding, how can you still see me?"
The co-author Li Mengmeng was inspired by her to dig a hole and hide it.
"Jiang Papi!" Li Mengmeng, one of the eighteen purples, cursed, and continued digging without giving up.
Jiang Li walked to Xia Zhiyu's pit, squatted down and smiled, "I didn't realize that, you are very good-looking, and you are also a master at being lazy and slippery."
Xia Zhiyu lay in the pit, closed her eyes tightly and didn't look at Jiang Li, muttering in her small mouth: "You can't see me, you can't see me..."
"Come out!" Jiang Li picked up a small clod and threw it at her: "Do you think you are a seed?"
Xia Zhiyu still lay still: "I am a seed...I am a seed..."
Jiang Li had a black thread: "Okay, then you can plant it here and give you some water."
Saying that, Jiang Li took out a series of ad calcium milk from Najie, threw it into the pit, then got up and walked away, and within a few steps, he heard the creaking sound of sucking milk from the pit.
"The Dao heart is very stable."
After Jiang Li's observation, these Tianjiao are worthy of being the elite who were killed out of tens of thousands of students. Their Dao Xin is extremely stable, and just digging the ground is not enough to make them collapse.
As a last resort, Jiang Li could only use strong medicine.
He summoned the salted fish turnaround team and arranged a new round of plans.
Jiang Li shrank in the secret realm of gathering spirits.
In order to humiliate him, Shibazi brought thousands of viewers to invite him out of the urn.
At that time, if he hadn't reached the peak of the Formless Realm, he really couldn't break the poisonous plan of greeting his face.
Now he is imitating the example, asking the crowd to watch, increasing the humiliation of the Tianjiao.
Under Jiang Li's arrangement, a post quickly popped up on the college intranet.
The title is 'The 250 Arrogant Heavens, crazily planed to destroy the farmer's fields, whether it is moral depravity or human nature distortion, please come to the secret realm of common people to find out! "
At the entrance to the secret realm of the common people, a banner was hung, which read, "Tianjiao's crazy planing scene, tickets are one hundred yuan each!" '
"Charge?" Some students who came to see the fun retreated after they found out that they had to spend money to buy tickets.
At this time, Bingding, a passer-by in the crowd, yelled loudly: "Tianjiao digging the ground is really an anecdote. I don't know what kind of enmity they have with the peasants. 100 yuan is not expensive. Go in and have a look. I'll buy a ticket."
Passer-by Ding said: "Give me one too, isn't it just the money for a bowl of Malatang?"
Passer-by B who sold the ticket said: "That's right, if you eat less than a bowl of Malatang, you can watch the Tianjiao dig the ground. It's worth the money!"
Driven by Tuozi, students who didn't want to spend money to watch the fun also paid for tickets.
Passer-by B smiled and sold the tickets, but he was soft-hearted when he took the money.
At this time, a little girl with yellow hair came over and whispered to passer-by B: "Jiang Li did it again?"
Passerby B recognized this sweet-looking girl, Jiang Li and Tang Youliang's tablemate, Hua Meimei.
"Sister Hua, you don't need to buy a ticket, just go in." Passer-by B said.
Hua Meimei smiled sweetly, waved her hand and ran into the secret realm.
"Hey, why doesn't she need to buy a ticket?" someone questioned.
Passer-by B scolded angrily: "He is at the same table as the farmer who was raped, and he came to care and condolences, of course there is no need to buy a ticket."
"Then let's go in and express our condolences."
"Condolences, you guys are here to watch the fun, buy tickets quickly!"
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