Pass through passers-by, blast the protagonist and villain

At six o'clock in the morning, Jiang Li vaguely smelled a fishy smell from the sea.

He sat up in a daze, raised his arms and stretched vigorously.

Stretching halfway, he was surprised to see a green turtle the size of a washbasin lying on the bed...

"Fuck!"

Jiang Li straightened his body like a carp and fell under the bed.

Anyone who wakes up in the morning and sees this kind of sea beast that is not common in life will be scared to death.

what's going on?

Vegetative Jiang Daqiang is in the hospital, he is the only one who can breathe at home.

Moreover, such a poor family has never bought other seafood except kelp... Where did such a big sea turtle come from?

Property to send warmth to poor households?

Jiang Li regained his composure, picked up the mop stuck at the door, and yelled at the turtle from a long distance away.

Speaking of which, such a big one should be worth a lot of money...

"Don't fight!"

Jiang Li was poking the turtle shell with a mop stick when suddenly someone spoke.

He made sure that there was no one else in the fifty-square-meter old apartment.

I was also sure that this sentence was not said by myself, and the voice was different.

Auditory hallucinations?

He tried to slap him twice.

"Don't poke it, okay?"

I... Jiang Li subconsciously stabbed him again.

"Fucking poking, it's me, I'm the one talking, you bastard!" The turtle opened and closed its jaws, uttering words.

Jiang Li froze on the spot as if struck by lightning, grinning so hard that he could stuff it into a light bulb.

"Oh, the crown prince realizes that you are a bit stupid."

While complaining, the turtle tried to get out of bed.

slap!

It fell on the floor and fell on all fours: "Oh, pretty boy, come and help me."

Jiang Li: "..."

"Let me help you with a hammer, what the hell are you?"

The turtle pulled the grinder on the floor: "Asshole, I am your pet, we signed a life contract."

"Soul pet?"

"Sign a contract?"

"I do not know how?"

"By the way, I'm not a spirit warrior, where did the spirit come from..."

When he said this, Jiang Li saw a flame-like pattern on his right wrist.

"Spirit pattern--"

He exclaimed what the hell!

Could it be that there is a 0.0000001% chance of being hit by yourself?

He recalled the feeling of speeding on the highway last night.

It's no wonder that it was able to break the donkey's pedal, and the co-author awakened the spiritual veins.

5 minute later.

Jiang Li put the turtle on the coffee table in the living room.

Then sit down as if receiving a leader.

Sea Turtle introduced himself: "I am Ba Xia, the sixth son of the Dragon God, and I like to train with weights... You can call me the prince, or the sixth prince."

"Baxia? The one carrying the stele?"

Jiang Li was startled, but anyone who has a little understanding of Chinese mythology knows that.

Baxia is an auspicious beast in myths and legends, also known as Bixi, one of the nine sons of the dragon, ranking sixth, but the turtle in front of him...doesn't quite look like it.

"I don't just carry steles, I carry everything, such as mountains, stones, and people."

The sixth prince's tone was full of confidence: "After you say that, I want to pack something. Quickly, give me your refrigerator for a while."

...Crazy, why don't you carry someone else's refrigerator?

"So, you are my spiritual pet?"

Ba Xia: "Except for congratulations, I really can't think of any words to describe your honor. You must have saved the world in your previous life."

No, in my previous life I used an excavator to kill a black-hearted boss.

"But...you look delicious, you seem to be very good!"

There's no need to beat around the bush with a sea turtle, Jiang Li can say whatever he wants.

"Pay attention to your wording."

Long Zi Ba Xia was very dissatisfied with his attitude: "This prince thinks that it is necessary for you to see our real body!"

"real body?"

Jiang Li suddenly became interested.

The legendary Longzi Baxia is an extremely sturdy existence, carrying three mountains and five mountains on his back, stepping on all corners of the world, making waves everywhere.

Among the ancient mythical beasts, they belonged to a worthy overlord, and they were completely different species from the sea turtle in front of them.

"Alright!"

Ba Xia let out a low growl, and began to reveal his true body.

I saw that its four flippers gradually turned into four sturdy tortoise feet, and the drop-shaped green tortoise shell also turned into a dark brown box-shaped shell.

And then....no then.

Jiang Li was worried at first that the house was too small to accommodate Long Zi's real body.

Ok!

Under Jiang Li's horrified gaze, Baxia changed from a turtle the size of a washbasin to a turtle the size of a washbasin!

"Look at the speed of the prince!"

The tortoise-shaped prince flew up four tortoise legs upside down and slid on the living room floor, just like a sweeping robot...

At this moment, Jiang Li wanted to throw it out of the window!

After looking at it for a while, Jiang Li got up and went to cook instant noodles.

I was frightened and frightened early in the morning, and I was very hungry.

Long Ziba crawled down to the door of the kitchen, and said, "From now on, we will be connected by fate. You need to know about the prince's eating habits."

"As for Prince Ben, he only eats two kinds of food, blue whale and bluefin tuna."

"One blue whale per day is enough, and at least one hundred bluefin tuna per meal. You don't need to cook so much trouble, just sashimi!"

Its eating habits are very regular, but Jiang Li can't accept it.

There is no bluefin tuna, nor loach.

Open your mouth to eat a blue whale, why don't you go to the sky?

Jiang Li asked: "No tuna, do you eat salted fish?"

Baxia's tone was dissatisfied: "You are insulting the prince. Except for blue whales and bluefin tuna, the prince would rather starve to death than eat other foods. This is the pride of being a dragon!"

After a few minutes.

Baxia leaned on the dining table and ate a bowl of Laotan sauerkraut noodles.

“I didn’t expect instant noodles to be so delicious!”

It's more delicious to use your soup...Jiang Li thought maliciously.

What he ate was stewed chicken with mushrooms. This bag of sauerkraut from the old altar has been dusty in the drawer since it was exposed that he was advertising with his heart and making sauerkraut with his feet.

Baxia ate deliciously and was greatly moved.

After breakfast, Jiang Li checked the information on the Internet.

Inexplicably became a spirit warrior, he wanted to know the relevant information.

If a spiritual warrior wants to become stronger, he needs to open up eight spiritual veins.

And on each spiritual vein, there are hundreds of acupuncture points, which must be guided systematically by a professional teacher.

Don't do it blindly at home, otherwise you will become paralyzed if you are not careful.

"Trick me into paying tuition?"

"Don't even think about it!"

Jiang Li doesn't believe in evil, and thinks that with his own intelligence, he can definitely teach himself.

After making up his mind, Jiang Li went to the hospital and charged some money to Jiang Daqiang's account to prevent him from getting disconnected.

......

Next to the green belt of the community, there is a bluestone path.

Jiang Li stood on the turtle shell under Long Ziba with his hands behind his back.

He found himself underestimating the prince.

A person who weighs more than 100 kilograms can still crawl fast on the washbasin-sized turtle shell, as if there is nothing on its back.

It is unscientific that such a small body has such strength.

Moreover, the prince's back seemed to have some kind of magical power. When Jiang Li stood up, he was shocked to find that his body was as stiff as a stone tablet, standing motionless on the turtle's back.

"Lao Liu...let me down."

Jiang Li was worried about being seen gossiping.

The big guy didn't go on the waves, but stepped on the bastard, is it plausible?

The prince is addicted to carrying heavy loads, and he hasn't had enough time to carry it for a few minutes, so how can he let it go, and the newly repaired concrete road is very slippery, and he plans to ride for a while.

At this time, Uncle Wang, who was walking the bird, saw Jiang Li through the bushes.

"Yo, Jiang Li, did you buy an electric balance bike?" the uncle asked with great interest.

"...Hmm!" Jiang Li bared his teeth and smiled.

"Where did you buy it? It's a turtle model." Uncle Wang's eyes were not very good.

"Online!" Jiang Li shouted.

"Very good, very good, does it cost electricity?"

"No charge for electricity... fee for fish!"

"what?"

Uncle Wang felt inexplicable, what kind of fish is the cost of the electric balance car, he wanted to ask clearly, but Jiang Li had already taxied far away.

"The speed is quite fast." Uncle Wang muttered.