Pass through passers-by, blast the protagonist and villain

Taking separate actions is Jiang Li's plan after careful consideration.

After all, the three of them have different styles. Together, they look too much like a scam gang, which is not conducive to preaching.

Furthermore, they act independently at the same time, and the efficiency can also be improved.

In addition, the way the three of them spread their beliefs is also very different.

Yang Ying leaned on her mouth.

Fatty Tang relies on action.

But Jiang Li relies on ability.

In the middle of Sand Sculpture Village.

In the bazaar, the warding off evil ways, Changjiang Li, set up a fortune-telling booth.

Measuring characters, fortune-telling and looking at Fengshui is the unique skill of the ancient Taoist school. It is the basic skills of Taoism to understand yin and yang, understand gossip, understand Qimen, and know Dunjia.

Of course, Jiang Li doesn't know any of these things.

His stall was very simple, and he bought a small mazza for 15 yuan and a red marker pen for [-] yuan. He found a wooden board next to the trash can and wrote "free, polygraph, disease calculation, and identification" in nine large characters.

Next to the big characters, there is a line of small characters; "Rejuvenate the ancient Taoist gate, hang the pot to help the world, and save the common people!" '

Jiang Li's pupil of God.

Switch to the see-through mode, and you can see other people's hearts, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys.

In this mode, darkness, illusion, chaos, and lies can all be seen through, and the ability to see other people's identities is also added.

Jiang Li has also studied it himself. The pupil of the gods, the eyes of the gods, should be stronger, including the immortal golden heart, which should be invincible.

How did it come to him, but he didn't show too much ability.

After ten days and ten nights of thinking, he finally thought of the reason.

The reason is that the rest of the body parts are too useless, dragging his feet, and the gods and spirits are on him, like a small horse-drawn cart, which cannot be carried.

For example, the heart of gold, when he turned on the triple speed, his body has already reached the limit, if forced to increase the quadruple speed, Jiang Lihao has no doubt that he will explode on the spot.

Jiang Li had already made plans.

If one day he can't get along, relying on this pair of divine pupils, he can find a class.

Go to Lingwu Police Station to do a lie detector and engage in criminal investigation work.

If the salary is not enough, you can also go to the hospital to work part-time as a B-ultrasound machine.

At this time.

A coquettishly dressed woman came straight to Jiang Li's stall with hips twisted and hips swung.

The woman is wearing red high-heeled shoes, long black silk legs, and a skirt that wraps around her hips.

The appearance is also good, the kind of grade that starts at [-] for a night package.

"Yo~ What a handsome fairy teacher!"

Women are deeply influenced by Xianxia movies and TV dramas. They only know immortal masters, but don't know how to grow. When they see people wearing Taoist robes, they all call them immortal masters. They feel that this is more fanciful.

Jiang Li flicked his whisk, held Sanqing's handprint with one hand, and announced: "Infinite Heavenly Venerable!"

"Hehehe..." The woman covered her mouth and smiled, "It's quite decent."

"Is it really free?" the woman asked him.

Jiang Li raised his eyebrows: "Taoists don't tell lies, and they don't take any money!"

The woman asked: "Okay, then do the math for me. When can I get married? Does my husband have money?"

How the hell did I know, I'm not a true immortal teacher... Jiang Li cursed secretly, then swept the signboard with his whisk: "Look carefully!"

The woman bent down and looked at the simple signboard again.

She made a mistake for a long time. She was in the distance before, but she looked at fortune-telling and geomantic omen.

"Polygraph test, disease calculation, identification..."

"Are you... a new type of deception?" The woman asked puzzled.

Jiang Li squinted his eyes: "The benefactor, keep the virtues in your mouth, and the poor don't get a penny, how can you call it a fraud?"

At this time, around the stall of the evil spirit master, many pedestrians have gathered to watch the excitement.

People are often full of curiosity about new things.

This young man looks young, but his thinking is very flexible.

Traditional techniques such as measuring characters, fortune-telling, and Fengshui have made bold, breakthrough innovations that keep pace with the times.

"Okay, since it's all here, you can do the math for me."

The woman took out a thin cigarette from her pink bag, lit it and asked at the same time, "Do the math, what do I do for work?"

Jiang Li frowned, thinking that you have no clue at all.

What kind of occupation do you have? You can count it as a poor man, and the pork seller next door can see it.

In order not to smash the signboard, Jiang Li pretended to count.

"You...are a laborer!"

"Ha ha...."

The surrounding crowd roared with laughter.

The woman glanced at him contemptuously, and said in a disdainful tone: "Everyone is a laborer, so it's up to you?"

Jiang Li smiled slightly and said, "The nature of your job as a laborer is a bit special. The working place is limited, with a lot of exercise, strong stimulation, and fast pace. The risk is relatively high, and there is no five social insurance and one housing fund.”

"Work does not distinguish between high and low, laborers do not distinguish between high and low, as long as they are self-sufficient, they are equally glorious and great!

This is the end of the talk, so far.

Jiang Li stood up and stretched out his hand to the woman.

"During countless working nights, do you feel lonely and cold? If your soul needs a harbor, I have exactly one thing here that can fill the emptiness in your heart."

"Faith, find out!"

"Snapped!"

The woman opened his hand, cursed something wrong, and then walked away.

"Infinite Heavenly Venerate!"

Jiang Li pinched his three clear fingers and said to the people around him: "There are too many sufferings in the world, don't be confused by the karmic obstacles in front of you, the poor Taoist has been enlightened by the gods, and has opened the eyes of the sky. Today, I am here to pass on the faith and teach the method of opening the eyes of the sky."

The onlookers saw that he had an extraordinary bearing and a brilliant tongue, so they all had the idea of ​​trying it out.

"Can you really lie detector?" someone asked.

Jiang Li stared at him: "If you don't believe me, you're lying!"

"Okay." The man said, "My sow gave birth to eight puppies yesterday."

Jiang Li pointed at his nose and shouted, "You're lying!"

Onlookers: "...Is this idiot a trustee?"

At this time, someone shouted again: "Hey, Taoist priest, calculate my illness."

Jiang Li glanced at him, sneered and said, "I think you have a serious brain problem!"

The man became angry on the spot: "How do you talk, your brain is seriously ill."

Jiang Li walked up to him and pointed at his stomach with his fly whisk.

"The brain is not seriously ill, why are you eating toilet paper, can you pull it out?"

"Fuck!"

The man was shocked on the spot.

"This... amazing, you can figure this out... I like to eat toilet paper, I eat it often, and I can pull it out."

"What a quirk!"

Jiang Li spat, then turned to look at a passerby beside him.

This man was sallow and emaciated, with a stooped body, and was already seriously ill.

Jiang Li kindly reminded: "Your appendix is ​​a little inflamed, you have nodules in your lungs, you have problems with your stomach, spleen, liver, gallbladder, and heart, as well as bone hyperplasia, rheumatism, and arthritis..."

He mentioned forty or fifty kinds of diseases in one breath.

Following his words, the man's expression changed from astonishment to fear, and finally to despair.

"Master, save me!"

The patient grabbed Jiang Li's hand and knelt down slowly: "Master, I just came back from the hospital for a physical examination. I was diagnosed with these symptoms. The examination fee alone cost tens of thousands. I didn't expect that you could see it at a glance."

"Master, don't you want to pass on faith? I need faith, and I need God's healing."

Jiang Li bent down to help him up, and said softly: "I'm sorry, faith is useless to you, I suggest you... go to the hospital!"