Pass through passers-by, blast the protagonist and villain

"Why is there no car?"

Jiang Li was wearing a white turban around his head, holding a bone-chopping knife in his hand, standing in the middle of the desert road like a second-hand Dubai prince, staring at both sides of the road eagerly.

His car is out of gas.

It broke down at a section 150 kilometers away from Shacheng.

He wanted to borrow some fuel from passing vehicles.

But there was no vehicle passing by.

"This broken car burns too much gas." Jiang Li complained while spitting out the sand that he blew into his mouth, "I knew I should be driving a van."

Next to her, Yang Ying, who was wearing a pair of anti-sand stockings on her head, pointed to the front of the road and said, "Our current location is less than [-] kilometers away from the gas station. Originally, we had enough fuel to drive to the gas station ahead, but just now It went too fast, and was blocked by the white Luhu again, and the fuel consumption was increased by one-third."

"Damn!"

Mentioning that white car, Jiang Li wished he could gnash his back molars.

"I can't help it, push the cart!"

Jiang Li took off his white turban, threw it to Tang Youliang in the car, and signaled him to get out of the car for some activities.

It was too tiring to push alone, Fatty Tang sent a sincere invitation to Yang Ying: "Old man, do you want to push the cart?"

Yang Ying blinked, and said, "Then I'll push it first!"

Tang Youliang actually wanted to release Tang Fugui, but after thinking about it, it's okay. Both of their spiritual pets are not suitable for pushing carts, so they have no choice but to go to battle in person.

The strength of spirit warriors is far higher than that of oxen and horses, and the weight of the galloping big g is more than one ton. Under their terrifying strength, it seems to be a little lighter than a baby carriage.

Soon, driven by the two, the off-road vehicle reached a speed of 80 kilometers per hour.

Jiang Li, who was controlling the steering wheel, was shocked.

He never knew that these two guys could run so fast while pushing the cart.

The off-road vehicle moved forward silently.

The speed is not slow, but it is far from reaching the level of lightning.

At the current speed, it is impossible to catch up with the white car in front.

So, Jiang Li cast his evil eyes on the back seat.

In the back seat, Lu Yu was sitting there like a waste, holding a sugar cane, gnawing vigorously, completely unaware that some evil black-hearted entrepreneur was plotting against his two legs.

"Ah Yu, I taught you the Hyperactive Demon King Kungfu, how is it doing?" Jiang Li asked casually.

Lu Yu is a strange species.

The moment he changed from a fish to a human, spiritual veins appeared in his body. Not only that, he was also born with a sea of ​​consciousness, and he could breathe through his ears. There were many messy things in his body that Jiang Li couldn't understand.

"Practice very well!"

Lu Yu chewed the sugarcane and said, "I have successfully opened an acupuncture point, but it's not the spiritual acupuncture point on the spiritual vein."

"Ordinary acupuncture points?"

Jiang Li frowned.

He has been a spiritual martial artist for so long, and he has never heard of anyone who practiced kung fu and opened up ordinary acupoints.

However, this happened to Lu Yu, so he didn't think it was strange, so he asked instead, "It's not the spiritual acupoint, which acupoint is it?"

"you guess?"

"...Itching point?"

"No, it's the Pushen point on the heel!"

When he said this, Lu Yu's expression showed an inexplicable sense of superiority, and he was quite proud.

"I didn't expect it?"

Jiang Li thought why don't you just die, you can do all the things that humans can't do.

The acupuncture point on the heel, why are you rushing at it?

There is a Yongquan acupoint on the center of a person's foot, which is a spiritual acupoint for the eight meridians. Obviously, this guy missed the acupoint when he rushed to the acupoint.

"Go down!"

Jiang Li scolded the unsatisfied student: "Push the cart together with the two of them, perform the Hyperactivity Demon King Kungfu, and open the first spiritual acupoint for me!"

After Lu Yu got off the car, Jiang Li couldn't help but sigh, teaching a fish to be a human is really difficult.

After Lu Yu joined the trolley and livestock duo, their speed did not increase a bit, but slowed down.

Jiang Li looked back to check the reason, and found that Lu Yu was holding the rear-mounted spare tire, and his whole body was floating up, like a human-skin flag.

There's no way, Lu Yu's speed can't keep up with Yang Ying and the two, there is no difference between him sitting in the car and hanging outside the car.

The speed of the car slowed down because Yang Ying and Tang Youliang were tired from running.

In terms of endurance, a blood-burning person can never compare to an oil-burning machine.

but.

If you add some oil to people, the effect is another matter.

Jiang Li took out two bottles of happy water and two intermediate Qi and Blood Pills.

After supplementing with the Dawei Tianlongye and the elixir, Yang Ying and Tang Youliang pushed the cart and howled, running fast like chicken blood.

While they were running wildly, they were running the Heavenly Level Kung Fu and the Demon King Kung Fu, while absorbing the medicinal power of the elixir, they used spiritual power to impact the acupoints of the spiritual veins.

"Kang busy despicable! Run."

Jiang Li stood on the driver's seat, leaned half out of the sunroof, and then used one foot to control the steering wheel.

He held a loudspeaker and shouted slogans to the cart duo who were practicing hard.

"Hey yo hey yo... Run hard, run hard, life will become sweeter as you run..."

"Believe that as long as you work hard, no matter how heavy the car is, you can climb up the hill. Only by pushing the car with strength can you feel at ease. This is the life belief of Brother Jinya and Liangzi... Animals, push up, use your hands , Push Benchi down-to-earth, one day, with your own efforts, you will push the Porsche, push the Cayenne, Ollie! Go for the duck!"

His slogans are very annoying.

Jin Yaying and Fatty Tang rolled their eyes when they heard this.

It really complied with the phrase 'the man who is all over the body is not the person who pushes the cart'.

Following Jiang Li's slogan, a white dot appeared in front of the road.

Jiang Li took a closer look.

Yoshi~~

The Luhu off-road vehicle also turned into a manpower cart. Unfortunately, there was only one person on the other side pushing it.

"Quack quack quack..." Jiang Li felt that this was really satisfying, he ran out of gas, let's see where you go.

"Hi!"

When the two cars approached, Jiang Li saw the person pushing the cart clearly, and he shouted through the loudspeaker: "Hey, isn't this a stray chicken from Shadiao Village?"

"Wandering chicken?" Yang Ying also saw Wu Ming pushing the cart, and corrected, "It's called a wandering chicken!"

The car Wu Ming and Chang Er were driving was stolen. Not long after they got rid of the black car behind them, the fuel ran out. As a last resort, Wu Ming could only get down to push the car.

He pushed back and forth, and there was a sudden chatter behind him, which startled him.

He looked back and saw that the black car was catching up.

"Damn!"

Wu Ming cursed in his heart, the wind and sand were blowing, he didn't hear the engine of the car behind him, and the car was running too fast, it could run eighty or ninety miles against the wind, and it ran to the front as soon as it took a shadow , the one pushing the cart is simply a beast.

Wu Ming didn't know Jiang Li and his group in real life.

The wandering chicken Wu Ming that Jiang Li and the others knew was a mirror image created by the secret realm of Heavenly Dao, and had already died in the mouth of the Wraith Species.

After Wu Ming glanced at Jiang Li, he lowered his head and continued to push the cart as if there was no one else around.

"Stop it, you're called a Yoda chicken, not a Yoda cow." Jiang Li stopped the car, jumped out of the car and grabbed Wu Ming's shoulder.

The moment Wu Ming turned around, the sharp and vicious Mitsubishi Army stab came out from his left armpit, stabbing towards Jiang Li's heart...