Pass through passers-by, blast the protagonist and villain
Chapter 257 The Clever Lu Yu
The wind stopped.
The yellow sand all over the sky returns to the sand sea, and the sky is still clear, with birds hovering under the white clouds.
Looking at the distance, the sky and the earth seem to be separated by a line, and the two colors of yellow and blue are distinct. It makes people feel in a trance that if they walk to the end of the desert, they can touch the blue sky.
The Shadam Highway under Lu Yu's feet is like a sharp sword piercing the sky. The dark sword is straight and far away, dividing the vast sand sea into two.
"What a white cloud, it looks like cotton candy!"
Lu Yu gnawed the last bite of sugar cane, thinking of marshmallows in his mind.
He looked left and right, and finally saw the shadow of the car.
It was a vehicle coming from the direction of Shacheng. It was too far away to see what kind of vehicle it was.
"It's finally here!"
Lu Yu suppressed his excitement, and before the vehicles approached, he finally reviewed the tips of blocking vehicles.
Actually, Jiang Li had always underestimated Lu Yu's IQ.
Although he looked silly.
But he is not stupid.
They are just a little ignorant, they don't know many things, they don't understand the common sense of human culture, and they don't have the experience of being a human being.
In addition, everyone ignored Lu Yu's age.
It's been less than a month since he's gone from perch to human form.
Calculated by human age, he is not yet full moon.
A little Beibei who is not full moon is already very good without pulling his trouser pockets, what more can he ask for?
Lu Yu knew that others were not optimistic about his IQ.
He himself is very confident, and feels that his wisdom is on par with his teacher Jiang Li.
For example now.
Jiang Li taught him a trick to stop a car.
And he managed to draw inferences from one instance and integrate all other cases into a comprehensive understanding, bringing the scenes and lines in the movie to reality, and perfecting the skills of blocking cars.
He imitated the robbers in the movie, staring at his big eyes and yelling: "I drove this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to cross this road, save fuel!"
He changed 'leave to buy road money' to 'leave fuel to come'.
This small change made him very proud, and he thought it was the finishing touch. It came up immediately with great momentum, and the topic was clear. After all, they only wanted to rob....to borrow fuel, not to rob money.
After a moment of satisfaction, he continued to practice his lines.
"200 meters ahead, enter the oil receiving station, please slow down!"
"Please collect the card, please prepare the fuel, please put away your empty fuel barrels!"
"very good!"
"Very proficient!"
Lu Yu praised himself as a genius. Teacher Jiang Li only taught him waving and lying down, but not speaking skills. He figured this out by himself.
The so-called fear of thinking about everything, as long as you are willing to think about it, there is no car that you can't stop.
After Lu Yu figured out his experience, he began to question the little tricks taught by the teacher.
He thinks that waving is not very effective. People don't need to stop, just push the accelerator and drive over, which gives the passing vehicles a lot of choice.
If you want to stop the vehicle, you have to block the road and leave no choice for the driver.
Lying down is a good idea.
In addition, the teacher specially reminded you to choose the right time to lie down, and don't let the wheels of the car run over you.
If the car is approaching, lie down again.
In case the driver is too late to stop.
There is a high chance of being run over by the wheels of a car, and Lu Yu doesn't want to become a road sign.
He set up an awning and looked south, visually predicting that the car would arrive in 2 minutes, if he lay down now, the timing would be just right.
Thinking of this, Lu Yu stroked his smooth long blond hair, and then slowly lay down in the middle of the road. In order to occupy the road as much as possible, he straightened his body, like a corpse that unfortunately died in a traffic accident.
Lu Yu didn't just lie down, he mechanically chanted the traffic stop technique...
"100 meters ahead, enter the oil receiving station, please slow down!"
"I opened this road, I planted this tree, if you want to cross this road..."
......
There is no speed limit on Shadam Highway.
Because there are not many vehicles passing through, the whole journey is unimpeded.
According to statistics, the probability of a traffic accident on this road is far lower than the probability of encountering bandits.
Most of those who have the guts to take this path are speeding gangsters.
Speeding gangs firmly believe that as long as the speed of the car is fast enough, the sand bandits will have to eat ashes behind the car's buttocks. If the engine has 108 cylinders, the god of death will not be able to catch up. Gotta wave to you too.
however.
The Speedster engine does not have 108 cylinders.
There is also no booster that sprays blue fire.
Therefore, after encountering sand bandits, they are often ruthlessly anal blasted, which is extremely miserable.
Even so, it can't stop those speeding enthusiasts who come to experience the speed and passion.
at this time.
A white Hummer came speeding from far to near.
With an ultra-high speed of 220 kilometers per hour, this white steel behemoth, looking like a thunder running close to the ground, whizzed past all the way, and the tires flew away on the road, rolling up bursts of yellow sand.
The Hummer doesn't have 108 cylinders.
There are only 8.
But it has a lot of horsepower and excellent off-road performance. You can hear its powerful power from the roar of the engine.
With a weight of nearly four tons, the car body does not shake at high speeds, and it is as stable as a fast-moving armored car.
The driver was a 24-year-old woman.
A very beautiful woman.
Her hair is very short, and she looks neat and capable. Without the cover of her long hair, her delicate facial features and face shape make people have a panoramic view.
Her eyes were extraordinarily beautiful, but they shone with a sharp light, with a hint of coldness, and a bit of inhumanity that rejected people thousands of miles away.
She was wearing a black tights, and the close-fitting design outlined her perfect figure. Black clothes would make people feel mysterious, but they looked very dangerous when worn on her body.
The co-pilot sat a man dozing with his eyes closed.
The man is in his 30s, with a very muscular body, and his skin is a bronze color with a metallic texture. His physique is extremely masculine, but he has long black hair with a shawl, which adds a bit of femininity to the masculinity.
His face is very tough, with thick sword eyebrows and a high bridge of nose. Judging by his facial features alone, he has a handsome face, but his eyes are tattooed with a pair of blue and black eyeliner, which makes this handsome look more sinister. Coupled with that long hair, the overall temperament becomes yang with yin, evil with charm.
"Boss Tianjiu, I saw the gas station."
As the woman spoke, she turned her head and glanced behind the car.
At the rear of the Hummer, a white Land Rover was towed.
They picked it up on the road, and it looks very similar to the one Wu Ming and Chang Er stole.
"Pfft!"
The high-speed Hummer jolted violently, as if it had crushed something.
The female driver held the steering wheel tightly, stabilized the shaking car body, and then looked back again. The Land Rover behind the tow also bumped, but fortunately, it stabilized and did not throw out.
Then, the woman looked at the passing road through the side-view mirror.
There was a crushed corpse lying in the middle of the road, the shoes were all crushed, and the person must not survive.
"Boss Tianjiu, I killed someone!"
When the woman said this, she didn't show any panic, her tone was calm as if she had killed a kitten or puppy.
Instead, she slammed on the accelerator, with fierce anger in her eyes.
"Damn!"
"Another deal for nothing!"
She was angry.
very angry.
As a killer, he killed someone but couldn't find his employer to ask for money. Is there anything more unlucky than this in the world?
The man sitting in the co-pilot seat slowly opened his eyes and asked, "Mu Ning, do you always encounter employers evading orders?"
The woman suddenly realized that she seemed to have missed something, and hurriedly explained: "No...just once or twice."
The man squinted his eyes and said, "You didn't hit this man to death. He was a dead man. Before the car ran over him, I already felt his existence. He has no life, just a corpse!"
The woman felt much better after hearing what he said, and then yanked the steering wheel, and the Hummer drifted into the old gas station.
The yellow sand all over the sky returns to the sand sea, and the sky is still clear, with birds hovering under the white clouds.
Looking at the distance, the sky and the earth seem to be separated by a line, and the two colors of yellow and blue are distinct. It makes people feel in a trance that if they walk to the end of the desert, they can touch the blue sky.
The Shadam Highway under Lu Yu's feet is like a sharp sword piercing the sky. The dark sword is straight and far away, dividing the vast sand sea into two.
"What a white cloud, it looks like cotton candy!"
Lu Yu gnawed the last bite of sugar cane, thinking of marshmallows in his mind.
He looked left and right, and finally saw the shadow of the car.
It was a vehicle coming from the direction of Shacheng. It was too far away to see what kind of vehicle it was.
"It's finally here!"
Lu Yu suppressed his excitement, and before the vehicles approached, he finally reviewed the tips of blocking vehicles.
Actually, Jiang Li had always underestimated Lu Yu's IQ.
Although he looked silly.
But he is not stupid.
They are just a little ignorant, they don't know many things, they don't understand the common sense of human culture, and they don't have the experience of being a human being.
In addition, everyone ignored Lu Yu's age.
It's been less than a month since he's gone from perch to human form.
Calculated by human age, he is not yet full moon.
A little Beibei who is not full moon is already very good without pulling his trouser pockets, what more can he ask for?
Lu Yu knew that others were not optimistic about his IQ.
He himself is very confident, and feels that his wisdom is on par with his teacher Jiang Li.
For example now.
Jiang Li taught him a trick to stop a car.
And he managed to draw inferences from one instance and integrate all other cases into a comprehensive understanding, bringing the scenes and lines in the movie to reality, and perfecting the skills of blocking cars.
He imitated the robbers in the movie, staring at his big eyes and yelling: "I drove this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to cross this road, save fuel!"
He changed 'leave to buy road money' to 'leave fuel to come'.
This small change made him very proud, and he thought it was the finishing touch. It came up immediately with great momentum, and the topic was clear. After all, they only wanted to rob....to borrow fuel, not to rob money.
After a moment of satisfaction, he continued to practice his lines.
"200 meters ahead, enter the oil receiving station, please slow down!"
"Please collect the card, please prepare the fuel, please put away your empty fuel barrels!"
"very good!"
"Very proficient!"
Lu Yu praised himself as a genius. Teacher Jiang Li only taught him waving and lying down, but not speaking skills. He figured this out by himself.
The so-called fear of thinking about everything, as long as you are willing to think about it, there is no car that you can't stop.
After Lu Yu figured out his experience, he began to question the little tricks taught by the teacher.
He thinks that waving is not very effective. People don't need to stop, just push the accelerator and drive over, which gives the passing vehicles a lot of choice.
If you want to stop the vehicle, you have to block the road and leave no choice for the driver.
Lying down is a good idea.
In addition, the teacher specially reminded you to choose the right time to lie down, and don't let the wheels of the car run over you.
If the car is approaching, lie down again.
In case the driver is too late to stop.
There is a high chance of being run over by the wheels of a car, and Lu Yu doesn't want to become a road sign.
He set up an awning and looked south, visually predicting that the car would arrive in 2 minutes, if he lay down now, the timing would be just right.
Thinking of this, Lu Yu stroked his smooth long blond hair, and then slowly lay down in the middle of the road. In order to occupy the road as much as possible, he straightened his body, like a corpse that unfortunately died in a traffic accident.
Lu Yu didn't just lie down, he mechanically chanted the traffic stop technique...
"100 meters ahead, enter the oil receiving station, please slow down!"
"I opened this road, I planted this tree, if you want to cross this road..."
......
There is no speed limit on Shadam Highway.
Because there are not many vehicles passing through, the whole journey is unimpeded.
According to statistics, the probability of a traffic accident on this road is far lower than the probability of encountering bandits.
Most of those who have the guts to take this path are speeding gangsters.
Speeding gangs firmly believe that as long as the speed of the car is fast enough, the sand bandits will have to eat ashes behind the car's buttocks. If the engine has 108 cylinders, the god of death will not be able to catch up. Gotta wave to you too.
however.
The Speedster engine does not have 108 cylinders.
There is also no booster that sprays blue fire.
Therefore, after encountering sand bandits, they are often ruthlessly anal blasted, which is extremely miserable.
Even so, it can't stop those speeding enthusiasts who come to experience the speed and passion.
at this time.
A white Hummer came speeding from far to near.
With an ultra-high speed of 220 kilometers per hour, this white steel behemoth, looking like a thunder running close to the ground, whizzed past all the way, and the tires flew away on the road, rolling up bursts of yellow sand.
The Hummer doesn't have 108 cylinders.
There are only 8.
But it has a lot of horsepower and excellent off-road performance. You can hear its powerful power from the roar of the engine.
With a weight of nearly four tons, the car body does not shake at high speeds, and it is as stable as a fast-moving armored car.
The driver was a 24-year-old woman.
A very beautiful woman.
Her hair is very short, and she looks neat and capable. Without the cover of her long hair, her delicate facial features and face shape make people have a panoramic view.
Her eyes were extraordinarily beautiful, but they shone with a sharp light, with a hint of coldness, and a bit of inhumanity that rejected people thousands of miles away.
She was wearing a black tights, and the close-fitting design outlined her perfect figure. Black clothes would make people feel mysterious, but they looked very dangerous when worn on her body.
The co-pilot sat a man dozing with his eyes closed.
The man is in his 30s, with a very muscular body, and his skin is a bronze color with a metallic texture. His physique is extremely masculine, but he has long black hair with a shawl, which adds a bit of femininity to the masculinity.
His face is very tough, with thick sword eyebrows and a high bridge of nose. Judging by his facial features alone, he has a handsome face, but his eyes are tattooed with a pair of blue and black eyeliner, which makes this handsome look more sinister. Coupled with that long hair, the overall temperament becomes yang with yin, evil with charm.
"Boss Tianjiu, I saw the gas station."
As the woman spoke, she turned her head and glanced behind the car.
At the rear of the Hummer, a white Land Rover was towed.
They picked it up on the road, and it looks very similar to the one Wu Ming and Chang Er stole.
"Pfft!"
The high-speed Hummer jolted violently, as if it had crushed something.
The female driver held the steering wheel tightly, stabilized the shaking car body, and then looked back again. The Land Rover behind the tow also bumped, but fortunately, it stabilized and did not throw out.
Then, the woman looked at the passing road through the side-view mirror.
There was a crushed corpse lying in the middle of the road, the shoes were all crushed, and the person must not survive.
"Boss Tianjiu, I killed someone!"
When the woman said this, she didn't show any panic, her tone was calm as if she had killed a kitten or puppy.
Instead, she slammed on the accelerator, with fierce anger in her eyes.
"Damn!"
"Another deal for nothing!"
She was angry.
very angry.
As a killer, he killed someone but couldn't find his employer to ask for money. Is there anything more unlucky than this in the world?
The man sitting in the co-pilot seat slowly opened his eyes and asked, "Mu Ning, do you always encounter employers evading orders?"
The woman suddenly realized that she seemed to have missed something, and hurriedly explained: "No...just once or twice."
The man squinted his eyes and said, "You didn't hit this man to death. He was a dead man. Before the car ran over him, I already felt his existence. He has no life, just a corpse!"
The woman felt much better after hearing what he said, and then yanked the steering wheel, and the Hummer drifted into the old gas station.
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