Pass through passers-by, blast the protagonist and villain

"no!"

Feng Hai lazily explained to them.

"No, believe it or not."

Dean Wucheng stood up and said, "I'm the youngest here, so I'll say anything unpleasant."

The 81-year-old young dean Gu Teng walked up to Feng Hai and said: "The five cities of wind, cloud, thunder, fog, and sand are cities of brothers who have been allied for a hundred years. For a hundred years, they have worked together to resist foreign enemies and learn from each other. , and jointly open the door to the spirit world.”

"It can be said that we are a family in five cities!"

As he said that, Dean Guteng changed the topic.

"Brother Feng Hai, it's your fault this time. How can you hide your secrets? Everyone has never seen a legendary spiritual pet, and they all want to watch it, and they don't want to steal it from you. Why are you hiding it?"

"Hand it over, our five cities have a tacit understanding, and we will never stab the matter of the super god's favor in the Daxia court."

Feng Hai put down the tea mug, stood up and said, "Young man, sit down, let me say a few words!"

He knew that such a day would come, so he prepared evidence for himself in advance.

Feng Hai took out his smartphone for the elderly, and showed them the video of the opening ceremony.

The four deans looked at it in turn, and then fell silent.

"How about it, you guys also watched the crime scene, what else can you say?" Feng Hai asked.

"What can you say?" Yun Cangkong said: "The way you beat your chest and stomp your feet doesn't seem like a fake!"

Feng Hai: "..."

Dean Leicheng watched the video again, and the red light group did fly to the south... Wait, he found something unreasonable.

"Look!"

Lei Ming freezes the picture at the starting point of the light group flying south.

"Look carefully, the red light falls and turns, the angle is 90 degrees."

The other three deans nodded: "It's a right-angle turn."

"Golden ninety degrees, perfect right-angle bend, reality does not exist at all, obviously, this is a special effect added in the later stage!"

"Oh~~~"

The eyes of the deans were full of understanding.

"Five cents special effects, no wonder it looks so rough!"

"Well, that makes sense."

Feng Haiqi rolled his eyes, it makes sense, what the hell, isn't the screen of the old phone so rough?

"You four, get the hell out of here and go back to the hotel to sleep, don't be mad at me anymore!" Feng Hai angrily issued the eviction order.

Dean Guteng smiled and said, "Let's talk again, why go to bed so early?"

"Get out!" Feng Hai picked up the old men and pushed them to the door: "Hurry up, be careful I'll throw you at the North Pole to eat ice cubes!"

Dean Lei Ming was pushed out of the door and shouted: "Eating ice cubes, I also want to say, paper can't wrap fire, and the existence of super god pets can't be hidden by anyone. Sooner or later, it will appear in this world."

"If you say no, there will be no."

Feng Hai felt that he was [-] times more wronged than Dou E. Dou E's grievances could snow in July, and his old man's grievances could make the earth cry out.

Feng Hai yelled: "Old Ghost Lei, you are right. Super gods can't hide their pets, and they will be born sooner or later. When the time comes, it depends on whether they come out in Leicheng or Shacheng. If they come out in Shacheng, I will live broadcast live Feng Hai swallowing dung upside down! "

"A word is settled!"

Lei Ming and the other three deans remembered Feng Hai's words.

When several old men were making noise, Jiang Li stood at the side of the corridor to make way for them.

"Swallowing dung live? These veteran cadres are playing really well."

Jiang Li scratched his head because he didn't know, and walked to the door of Feng Hai's office. Feng Hai saw him and left the door open for him.

"Master, why are you swallowing dung, and you are doing it upside down, it's quite difficult." Jiang Li entered the room and closed the door.

Feng Hai was getting angry, so he didn't look at him well.

"You just swallow dung, brat, do you want to be beaten?"

Jiang Li chuckled, and said, "Before you beat me up, let's dance for a while?"

Feng Hai had black lines on his face, there was really nothing he could do with this brat.

When Jiang Li came to visit his master this time, he did not come empty-handed, and brought a generous gift for the first time.

One king crab, five abalones, two salted fish.

The old man is used to being frugal on weekdays. Except for social activities, the food is extremely simple and simple.

A dish of side dishes, a bowl of porridge, and a salted duck egg is a meal, which can be described as extremely frugal. With his status and status, not to mention rare ingredients, caviar sold by the gram can be eaten by the catty .

"Stinky boy, why buy such expensive crab roe, don't spend money on buying things for the old man in the future!"

Feng Hai said so, but his heart is still very warm. It is very rare for the disciple who locks the door that he does not take seriously to have this kind of filial piety. He is much better than that bastard Li Bangyan, who only knows how to give salted duck eggs. Lin Fan and Xia Zhiyu, the two little bastards, didn't even send salted duck eggs.

Jiang Li found a big tea mug, brewed a cup of Gao Sui, and asked while dripping the foam from the tea leaves.

"Master, you asked me to come at night, do you want to secretly give me something good?"

The shred of goodwill that had just risen in Feng Hai's heart suddenly disappeared.

Brat, are you a bandit?

Feng Hai smoked his pipe and said, "I called you here to tell you that Shuangjiao and Shibazi are going to leave the customs, you'd better find a place to hide!"

"They will beat you for sure."

Before Jiang Li could speak, the old man continued: "As a teacher, I also support them to beat you up. If you don't beat you hard, the dignity lost by Shibazi and Shuangjiao will never be regained. They want to be famous and want to get To be worshiped by others, one must first find back the lost space.”

Jiang Li was holding the big tea mug and froze on the spot.

Listen, is this what the mentor can say?

Is your old man an islander? You have a partiality!

After thinking for a while, Jiang Li said: "Master, if you are so biased, you will die. You should know in your heart what kind of virtues you love and follow me."

Feng Hai sighed, and said: "The old man is afraid of killing people, so he let you hide. You said that you were beaten to death by eighteen of their partners. As a teacher, should I avenge you, or not?"

Jiang Li: "..."

"Old man, it seems that you have forgotten the fear of being dominated by the Dragon Sha Dance King. I think it is necessary for you to recall the memories!"

"Oh, you should rest." Feng Hai threw him a salted duck egg: "Your companion spirit weapon is abnormal, the old man admits, but what can I do, one person dances with you, and the other 17 people beat you. Can you live?"

Jiang Li thought about it, he really couldn't stand it, as expected of the dean, he pointed out the shortcomings of that contract item right in one sentence.

That's right, prom invitations can only be invited one-on-one.

Within the time limit, both parties can show off and dance, and they can't stop halfway.

If singled out, it can be said to be invincible.

Group battle... is a suicide weapon!

Feng Hai said: "The news from the Great Wilderness Secret Realm shows that Eighteen Purple and Shuangjiao have greatly increased their ranks, their spiritual pets have already hatched, and their strength is improving every moment. You can't be their opponent."

"Jiang Li, it's not that the master is biased. The students in the entire academy are my children. Who can I turn to and favor?"

"As a teacher, I will send you to Leicheng to study abroad for a while, so as to avoid the limelight!"

Study abroad?

Jiang Li almost laughed out loud.

What kind of bullshit is studying abroad, the distance between the two cities is less than [-] kilometers, and the place of shit and urine should be moved to learn from their advanced power generation experience?

"No, I heard that the group of muscular guys in Leicheng likes pretty faces. I'm so skinny and tender, what should I do if they take their turn?"

Feng Hai: "...you don't speak seriously!"