Pass through passers-by, blast the protagonist and villain

The basement of the small theater.

Jiang Li sat down on the hard concrete steps.

Just had an exciting narrow escape.

Now the tense nerves were relaxed, and his whole body collapsed.

"Your fate is really great!"

he said to himself.

"I almost died, it was only a short trip!"

Jiang Li lamented that it was thanks to his resourcefulness and skillful use of the curse on his body that he was able to resolve the crisis of mortal danger in a desperate situation. This ingenuity really envied others.

Speaking of which, that push-up silence spell is indeed a good thing.

Not only can self-help hang up practice.

At the critical moment, there is an unexpected life-saving effect.

What kind of curse is this?

Thanks to the night watchman, and to Fang Xiaoting, if she hadn't cursed me, I would have been unable to escape this barbecue. Lin Fan, that dog thief picked up such a big pile of firewood... In order to express his gratitude, Jiang Li decided that the next time he sees Fang Xiaoting, he must treat her to a special snack from his hometown - Big Ear Leizi!

Yoshi~~

It was such a happy decision.

Lin Fan killed the chicken this time, and the loss was worth the rice.

But it's not too bad.

Although he lost the secret realm of the common people, Jiang Li also gave him a rare old grandmother.

Grandma's love is kind and great.

Carrying old grandpas and so on have long been flooded and outdated, and they can't be taken out. How good it is now, the nine wives make a domineering appearance, which will surely amaze the entire Lingwu world, and retreat with one move!retreat!retreat!Just ask if you are afraid.

at this time.

The Mystery of Common Life is in Jiang Li's mind.

He can see everything in the secret realm as soon as he closes his eyes.

But the common life pearl was gone.

I don't know if Lin Fan used the wrong treasure.

Or maybe he did it unintentionally, causing a change by mistake.

Who knows, Jiang Li has always been too lazy to think about such a cumbersome question.

Well known.

According to the size and ability, the secret realm is divided into different levels.

The Spirit Gathering Secret Realm where Jiang Li lived for a month is the lowest level of ordinary secret realm, which only has the effect of gathering spiritual energy, and it is still a static secret realm, with a relatively fragile interior.

And the common life secret realm is a high-level secret realm.

Although the internal area of ​​the secret realm is not large, its function is very evil - to speed up the growth of plants.

If Jiang Li guessed correctly.

This should be a cave and blessed land opened up by an ancient power who is good at farming.

So cool~~ Jiang Li slapped his thigh excitedly.

With this secret realm, the rations for the sixth child can be self-sufficient.

"It is said that Long Zi Ba Xia has the ability to turn rivers and seas, but I don't know how capable he is."

"When Lao Liu wakes up, let him try."

After making up his mind, Jiang Li stood up, took out his white stockings, put them on his head, and opened the door to enter the underground equipment room.

At this time, Jin Yaying brought passers-by Bingding, and was still exchanging thoughts with the beautiful man Zhang Wan.

Their way of communicating is peculiar.

Zhang Wan's shoes and socks were taken off, and passer-by B took a chicken feather and teased the soles of his feet.

Fengcheng's handsome face, Zhang Wan, a handsome man, laughed happily and burst into tears.

He can perfectly blend crying and laughing, these two completely different expressions, into one face. He really is a very handsome man.

"Say, where is Jiang Daqiang?"

The red-threaded bandit Jin Yaying, like a spy chief, asked harshly.

Zhang Wan was about to collapse, he really didn't know who Jiang Daqiang was.

"Good boy, don't say yes, put two chicken feathers on!"

Passer-by Ding Heihe smirked, squatted down and teased the sole of Zhang Wan's other foot.

"Hahaha~~ woo woo woo~~~"

The two chicken feathers touched his left and right feet at the same time, and the soles of his feet were so itchy that Zhang Wan was about to laugh out of lack of oxygen.

At this time, Yang Ying saw Jiang Li pushing the door and entering.

"Damn, you've been peeing for a long time, more than an hour.

Jiang Libai glanced at him, thinking that this piss-soaker almost killed himself, and it would be good if I came back alive.

"How's the Dao Heart of the handsome man?" Jiang Li asked.

Yang Ying gave a thumbs up, and Fu whispered in Jiang Li's ear, "As expected of a Sparta who broke out from an army of ten thousand people, her Dao heart is as firm as a rock!"

Jiang Li looked at Zhang Wan who was being tortured by chicken feathers.

Passers-by Bingding, these two bad guys, squatted there laughing and scratching people's feet.

Jiang Li could see it.

This group of martial arts practitioners have solidified their minds during martial arts training, and their brains have been trained into muscles, so they can't play any tricks at all.

And he had just fought again, so he was in no mood to show off his unique skills again.

He decided to try Zhang Wan's Taoist heart with a trick, and if he couldn't find anything, he let him go.

"Two technicians, all right."

Jiang Li said to the passer-by Bing Ding: "Let's go and rest."

He clapped his hands and shouted loudly: "Attention all departments, prepare lights and cameras, let's take care of Fengcheng's appearance, Xiao Pan'an of Yatou Mountain will take a set of photos."

"The theme of this set of photos is called Zhang Wan in the nude!"

"Show your professional standards, take better shots, have an artistic sense, highlight the masculinity of men, clear and delicate facial expressions, try to keep the shooting angles as tricky as possible, and focus on post-modern candid shots."

"Did you hear clearly?"

"It's clear!" Jin Yaying and the passer-by Yi Bingding responded loudly, and the four of them thought, you have to be the one who bumped into Dao Xin.

At this moment, Zhang Wan's face turned green!

Jiang Li continued: "Master Jinya, please inform the brothers in Fengcheng to prepare hundreds of dispatchers. After the photo shoot is finished, it will be sent to Fengcheng, at the entrance of the shopping malls in the streets and alleys, and send a message to places with many people. hair."

"Find some trolls on the Internet, push the popularity to the top of the hot list, and blossom both online and offline."

"The title of the post is 'Flower Boy in the Windy City, debuted naked, shocking the Oscars!'"

Zhang Wan's eyes widened, staring at the Baisi gangster as if he were looking at a devil.

What on earth are these gangsters from the Phenomenology sect trying to do?

Zhang Wan was about to collapse.

The followers of Wuxiangshen are notorious bastards and cruelty, abducting people and reselling organs, murdering, arson, kidnapping and extorting, it can be said that they have done all kinds of bad things.

Unfortunately, he fell into the wrong hands, but the other party didn't ask for money, life, or sex, but wanted to ruin his reputation.

How cruel!

Everyone is returning home in brocade clothes.

Fortunately, he appeared in his hometown naked...

The more Zhang Wan thought about it, the more frightened he became, his brain was buzzing like it was about to burst.

Jiang Li was watching his emotional changes, knowing that he was just a step away.

"Master Jinya, go find a makeup artist and dress up the handsome man." Jiang Li said.

Jin Yaying grinned, and said: "Dress up with a chicken feather, an extra sock, it ruins the theme of the photo..."

"Wow--"

Zhang Wan burst into tears, a red mist sprang out from the top of his head, and his Dao heart collapsed.

......

The rehearsal room of the small theater.

The main actor and director of the stage play "Fa Hai Three Beats Bai Suzhen", after staying up all night for rehearsal, was hungry, so he cooked hot pot on the spot.

Five or six people gathered around a charcoal and copper pot, and the soup in the pot was tumbling, cooking mutton, beef, fish balls, green vegetables, mushrooms, turtles...the shabu-shabu was very rich.

The actor who played Xu Xian said, "Is it Yang Ying who played the cassock?"

"Yeah, that guy has a way of playing tricks." The director said.

The actor who played Bai Suzhen said: "Has the specific date for the show to start? Has the Department of Literature and Art decided?"

"The night before opening the secret realm of the Dao of Heaven."

As the director spoke, he poked the turtle boiling in the soup pot with his chopsticks, and asked, "Where did this turtle come from? I remember I didn't ask for a turtle when I ordered the meal."

The actor who played Fahai said: "I found it in the dressing room. It was soaked in a jar. It should be a gift from an enthusiastic fan. This stuff is very nourishing, so I asked me to fish it out and cook it."

"It's very resistant to cooking, and it's not cooked after cooking for a long time."

"Have you noticed that today's hot pot is extraordinarily high!"

"Indeed, Shua is still full of energy. After eating, let's go to the rehearsal."

"Hey! Did any of you eat the hairy belly I just put in the pot?"

"Is there..."