Naruto God of Cookery, Cry All Ninja World

"Why are you here?"

"Aren't you and Kisame supposed to be on a mission in Earth Country?"

As the so-called enemies meet, they are particularly jealous.

The history of Deidara joining the Akatsuki organization and being tortured by Itachi using the Sharingan illusion...

It completely became his inner demon.

So much so that Deidara gritted his teeth every time he saw Itachi.

Itachi said calmly:

"The mission of the Earth Kingdom has been completed."

"So Kisame and I came to the Land of Fire to take a rest."

Kisame behind him stuffed octopus balls into his mouth and said:

"Mr. Scorpion and Xiao Di, are you here for vacation too?"

Deidara glanced at Itachi and said disdainfully:

"We don't have as much time as some people."

"Brother Scorpion and I came to Konoha to verify some important information!"

Kisame swallowed a big mouthful of meatballs and said:

"Don't worry about so much now. Now that we have met, come and try this meatball!"

“It’s really delicious!”

Deidara moved his fingers wildly, but unfortunately in front of Itachi, he still showed great restraint.

So he suppressed his greed, his eyes fell on the [three-color dumpling] in Itachi's hand, and then mocked:

"Oh?"

"I didn't expect that under your cold appearance, you would actually like to eat such sweets that only children eat! Hahaha..."

"In the final analysis, aren't we still just like these people who come and go, a common man who pursues his appetite?"

Itachi: "..."

He walked quietly to Deidara, leaned into his ear and said:

"First of all, I didn't provoke you."

"Secondly, you don't have the strength to challenge me."

"Finally, I suggest you try the food here for yourself, and just charge all expenses to my account."

Deidara took two steps back to distance himself from Itachi, and said forcefully:

"cut!"

“What an amazing friend!”

"I would be interested in the food here!?"

"I am determined to pursue the art of explosion!"

"I have long given up these worldly hobbies!"

"Isn't it just some delicious food? How could it possibly shake my heart to pursue art?"

Seeing Deidara being so arrogant, Itachi shook his head without saying anything and silently walked out of the store.

After Itachi left, Kisame stuffed all the uneaten [Takoyaki] into his mouth, and then said to Deidara vaguely:

"Xiao Di, I suggest you listen to the advice of Dozen Qisang."

“The food here is really something you will regret for the rest of your life if you miss it!”

"The boss here is a friend of a dozen Qisang. If you mention his name, you can get special delicacies that ordinary people can't buy~"

"One dozen Qisang, wait for me~!"

After saying that, Kisame ran after Itachi in the direction he left. At the end, he did not forget to look back and remind Deidara:

"By the way, Xiaodi, you are not 18 years old yet, children should not drink alcohol~!"

After Itachi and Kisame left, Deidara had already shown off his strength and said:

"Cut~!"

"What do you mean if you miss it and regret it for the rest of your life!?"

"I, Deidara, will starve to death today! Die outside! Jump from here! I will never eat anything from you!"

He turned around angrily and said to Scorpion:

"Brother Scorpion, let's go!"

But Xie didn't even move his eyes. He looked intently at a blue and white porcelain vase displayed in the hall and said coldly:

"If you want to leave, you can leave by yourself..."

Deidara said speechlessly:

"Brother Scorpion, don't you need to eat?"

"What are we still doing here?"

"Do you want to continue watching that guy Itachi act cool?"

scorpion:"……"

He turned his head stiffly and said to Deidara: "If you want to leave, you should leave alone."

Deidara: "..."

He stood there, neither leaving nor staying, extremely embarrassed...

At this time, Uchiha Mikoto, who stayed in the store to take care of the new store, naturally noticed Scorpion and Deidara, two people dressed exactly the same as Itachi.

She asked Eimi Mikami, who was working in the lobby, "Have you seen those two children?"

Mikami Eimi nodded and said, "Well, does the store manager have any instructions?"

Mikoto said: "They are Itachi's friends. You should go and receive them. As long as their demands are not excessive, try to satisfy them."

"Okay store manager, please feel free to leave it to me!"

Mikami Eimi patted her tall chest and said happily.

Then he walked up to Scorpion and Deidara and asked very politely:

"Two guests, what kind of food would you like to order?"

“We have a gourmet menu on the wall here~”

Scorpio is immersed in the world of art and says nothing.

Deidara was the only one left and could only say in embarrassment:

"Let's take a look first and see..."

Mikami Eimi continued:

"You must be Mr. Itachi's friends."

"Our boss has specially ordered that Mr. Itachi's friends can taste our store's special delicacies for free~"

Deidara was extremely annoyed when he heard Itachi's name.

He was about to get angry and drive away Mikami Yua...

However, at this time, Yuya Mikami took out an atlas and introduced him to a delicacy:

"Sir, look at this delicious dish in the picture."

"Its name is - [Explosive Pussy Pissing Beef Ball]!"

“These are hand-made beef balls made by our boss. Not only do they taste extremely chewy and chewy, but also the most important thing is to enjoy the ultimate experience like an explosion!”

“I recommend you to try it!”

Deidara: "..."

To be honest, the first time he saw [Explosive Pussy Pissing Beef Balls], he was completely attracted.

I couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva...

And after he heard Mikami Eimi's introduction, especially the key words:

"explode!"

His stomach was completely churning and he couldn't hold it in any longer.

He glanced around guiltily and saw Itachi and Kisame had already gone to the private room, while Xia was still immersed in the world of art.

He swallowed, lowered his voice and said to Mikami Eimi:

"Um... open a private room for me."

"Then... that... that... give me a taste of this exploding meatball..."

"I want to see how delicious the meatballs recommended by that person can be!?"

Mikami Eimi looked at Deidara's coy look and thought to herself:

"This blond boy looks so cute~"

However, her good professionalism did not reveal her inner voice.

After giving Deidara a very professional smile, she said:

"Okay~!"

"Guests, please take a seat upstairs!"

"[Explosive Pussy Pissing Beef Balls] It'll be ready soon!"

"Also, do guests have any other delicacies that they would like to try?"

Deidara repeated his actions just now to make sure no one else was peeking.

He gritted his teeth and said:

"Anyway, I have a treat. Give me all the dishes on your menu!"

"I want to try it today..."

"What kind of delicious food can make a proud Uchiha stay in this shop for vacation."

Mikami Eimi said happily: "Big deal! Today's commission is indispensable~~~!"

So she smiled more sincerely at Deidara and said:

"Okay, guest!"

"please wait."

"I will take you to the private room and serve you personally!"

Deidara felt a little relieved and walked up to Mikami Eimi proudly.

Striding up the stairs...

My heart suddenly enlightened and said:

"It feels so good to have sex for free~!"