The elves I picked up all have the appearance of a great emperor!
Chapter 3 Why is there no one who can fight?
Xia Qiu's class is Class 1, Grade [-].
when he got to the classroom.
The second period of math class has already begun.
The Chinese teacher did not look at Xia Qiu, but continued to copy the text from the textbook, and said, "Your class teacher asked you to go to her office. What's going on? I remember that you have never been late in the past two years."
Xia Qiu said with a smile: "Something happened on the way."
"thing?"
The Chinese teacher turned around and took a look, noticing the big-mouthed baby in Xia Qiu's arms, and said thoughtfully: "Your mother is angry. It's best to wait until the anger subsides before leaving."
"It's okay, it doesn't matter if you die early or late."
Xia Qiu waved her hand and came to the office.
"Bang da!"
The big-mouthed baby was overjoyed when he saw the beauty who looked similar to Xia Qiu correcting her homework in front of her. She subconsciously wanted to run over. In her previous life, Xiao Qiu's mother was very gentle and would often take her to play.
She was about to jump down, but she suddenly reacted.
This is the first meeting.
They are not familiar with each other yet, so they need to be reserved.
"Why are you late today? This has never happened before." Li Yan said in a cold voice and continued to correct her homework without raising her head.
"Click. ⊙﹏⊙"
Xiaoqiu's mother's tone was so cold that the big-mouthed baby trembled all over. Why... was it different from the Xiaoqiu's mother she was familiar with?
Xia Qiu did not panic, told what happened, and asked: "Mom, can I conquer her and become my first elf?"
"No, I told you it's not that time yet. Send him to the Xianghu Training Center."
"No."
Li Yan paused, raised her head in surprise, and asked, "What are you talking about?"
"I said no."
Xia Qiu's mother narrowed her eyes and asked, "I'll ask again, should I send it back?"
"No. Mom, if you ask me a few more times, my answer will always be no!" Xia Qiu looked firm.
Xia Qiu's mother stared at her son.
It was as if she was meeting Xia Qiu for the first time.
After 2 minutes.
Xia Qiu's expression remained unchanged.
The corners of Xia Qiu's mother's mouth raised, and she said softly: "Come, bring this child over and show it to mother."
"Mom, what do you want to do?"
Xia Qiu took a step back.
This change of tone is wrong!
Although at home, Li Yan is a super gentle mother and the food she cooks is delicious. It can be said that she is simply a model representative of contemporary mothers.
But... this is school!
Li Yan in school...is a super, invincible, explosive and terrifying stern teacher!The kind that scares all the students!
"I won't eat you anymore. I'm your mother. Come here." Li Yan waved her hand.
"Click."
The big-mouthed kid blinked.
This tone... was finally that of Xia Qiu's mother that she was familiar with.
She once thought she was reborn in the wrong place.
But Xia Qiu still didn't dare to step forward.
Li Yan narrowed her eyes and said sternly: "Come here."
Xia Qiu shuddered and went over obediently.
"Big mouth baby?"
Li Yan rubbed the big-mouthed baby's cheek, then raised the child's arm and squeezed it, then turned it over, opened the big-mouthed baby, and looked at the situation inside, then pinched the big-mouthed baby's shoulder and frowned. , and started massaging him.
"Looking at the physical condition, it's just fully developed. Is this a child that's been born for two or three months? The muscles are a little stiff, but other parts are well developed. Doesn't this look like an elf in the wild at all?"
"Mom...are you not angry anymore?"
Li Yan glared at him: "If I were angry, would you send this child to a training center?"
Xia Qiu shook his head: "No."
Li Yan smiled angrily: "That's alright. Where did you meet this?" She carefully observed the big-mouthed baby's body.
Xia Qiu answered honestly: "I picked it up on the roadside... just over at Uncle Huang's stall."
Li Yan thoughtfully said: "Okay, in that case, your two-week elf exam has been settled. I hope you can get good results."
Xia Qiu blinked: "If I am No. 1, is there any reward?"
Li Yan looked at him and said with a smile: "What kind of reward do you want, five years of college entrance examination and three years of simulation?"
Xia Qiu lowered his head and looked at Da Zui Wa.
"Thinking about choosing a good Poké Ball for this little guy."
Li Yan nodded and said: "Okay, if you get first place in the elf test this time, then I will meet your three requirements, okay?"
"Yeah! Thanks mom."
"How many times have I told you to call Teacher Li at school? Go back to class. Leave the big-mouthed baby here with me."
"Ok!"
Xia Qiu placed Big Mouth Baby next to Li Yan and said, "Big Mouth Baby, be good here. I will come to see you at noon."
"Click."
The big-mouthed baby nodded obediently.
Just when Xia Qiu was about to go out.
"Wait a moment."
Li Yan stopped her son: "What time is it now?"
Xia Qiu was confused for a moment and answered truthfully: "9 o'clock, what's wrong?"
"Okay, you are late for two classes, and you will be punished by copying the necklace three times."
Xia Qiu:? ? ? ?
After Xia Qiu leaves.
The big-mouthed boy looked out the window at the small park where the student elves were stocked, and rolled his eyes. Although his strength had improved by leaps and bounds in the past two months through the experience of his previous life, he had no actual combat experience.
Do you want to... give it a try?
Let’s see where our strength lies.
"Click."
The big-mouthed boy shook Li Yan and pointed to the small park outside the window.
Li Yan rubbed her head: "Do you want to go there to make friends? Be careful, some elves are very fierce there."
"Click."
Big Mouth Baby obediently agreed.
"Okay, I'll take you there."
Li Yan took the big-mouthed baby to the elf park and pointed to the right. Most of the elves there were very fierce elves, such as Arbor snakes, monkey monsters, coyote dogs, etc.
On the left are some very well-behaved baby elves, such as Baoding, Lulili, Pichu, etc.
Li Yan said: "It's very dangerous there. It's not suitable for you and you can't go there."
"Bang da..."
The big-mouthed baby nodded pretending to be ignorant.
"Okay, you play here now, I'll pick you up later."
After saying goodbye to Xiaoqiu’s mother.
The big-mouthed kid standing on the left turned to the right and walked slowly over.
"Abbe~"
"Hoohoho!"
"Wow!"
The elves headed by the ones on the right stared at the new little guy with ferocious expressions.
Hey, newborn calves are not afraid of tigers.
How dare you come here alone.
"Click."
Compared with how well-behaved she was just now, she looked very cold now. She glanced around and frowned.
Why...they're all baby elves.
None can beat.
The elves noticed the disdain and contempt in this little guy's eyes and became furious.
How could such a young guy look down on us? !
Still showing this expression? !
"Woooo!"
The coyote was the first to resist and rushed forward.
The big-mouthed boy shook his head and sighed, really slowly.
She turned around and easily dodged the coyote's "pounce", then jumped on top of it and punched it down.
"Ugh..."
The coyote dog felt a sharp pain in its back, then lost consciousness and lay on the ground.
Spike!
And he hasn’t used any moves yet!
If Li Yan were still present, she would be so surprised that she couldn't open her mouth from ear to ear.
"Click."
solve!
The big-mouthed boy clapped his little hands, jumped off the coyote dog's back, and looked at Abo and the others with a smile on his face.
Next... who's next?
Abo snake and monkey monster looked at each other, stared at the little guy, and attacked together.
After ten seconds.
The big-mouthed baby stood on the bodies of Arbo Snake and Monkey Monster, looking at the group of ferocious-looking elves, tilting his head and showing a cute smile.
As if asking.
Who else will be there?
But in the eyes of the evil elf, this cute smile with a big mouth is like a devil's smile.
Terrible!
I don’t know where the arrogance just now went, and the vicious elves retreated one after another.
"Bang da~"
The big-mouthed kid stepped forward slowly.
Since you don't come, I will take the initiative to come to you.
Evil Elf: Don’t come over! !
Baobao Ding and the others looked at the big-mouthed baby who looked like a god of war with admiration on their faces.
So strong.
You must worship her as your eldest sister!
After 45 minutes.
The vicious elves were all defeated by Big Mouth Baby.
The three elves headed by him knelt in front of Big Mouth Baby.
It is terrible!
Just a little female elf has defeated this group of elves. If word spreads, where will the reputation go...
So, they surrendered.
Moreover, she is considered the eldest sister!
"Abbe~"
"Hooho..."
"Ugh..."
The big-mouth boy sat on the horizontal bar, looked down at the group of elves, and shook his head. He was too weak and still couldn't tell what stage his strength was.
Really annoying.
Is it necessary to go further outside and fight with other elves? But how to get there...
"Big Mouth Baby."
Hear Xia Qiu’s call.
The big-mouthed boy immediately jumped down from the high horizontal bar, holding his two little hands, blinking his eyes, and looked at Xia Qiu running over.
It's get out of class time.
So many students will take advantage of the 10 minutes between classes to visit their elves.
Xia Qiu knelt down and rubbed Big Mouth Baby's head. After seeing some minor injuries on her body, she wondered: "What's wrong, Big Mouth Baby? Why is she injured?"
"Bang...bang..."
The big-mouthed kid is still thinking of excuses.
As a result, other students shouted.
"Huh? Strange, why is my Arbor snake injured?!"
"So does my monkey monster."
"And my coyote."
Arbo Snake and other elves secretly looked at Big Mouth Baby.
The latter stared slightly.
Arbo Snake and other elves collectively trembled, looked at each other, and pointed to a certain place as if they had made a firm decision.
The trainers of these elves had shocked expressions on their faces when they saw the culprit. It was actually a green caterpillar?
Could it be that this green caterpillar is the kind that hides its secrets... No, it's impossible, right? !
The trainer of the green caterpillar was also stunned for a moment, looking at his green caterpillar with surprise on his face: "Really?!"
The green caterpillar originally wanted to reply with no word, but after seeing the look in Abai Snake's eyes, he nodded sharply: "Woo... woo!" (That's me!)
The trainer of the green caterpillar immediately puffed up his chest, walked towards the trainers of the injured elves, and said: "I will pay for the medical expenses of your elves! But... can you publicize this matter?"
Arbo Snake and other elf trainers looked at each other.
Very puzzled.
Normally, this guy's green caterpillar wouldn't dare to fart in front of their elves, so why today...
Was it all installed before?
"Big Mouth Boy, are you too? Why are you fighting? Do you want to go to treatment?"
Xia Qiu looked at Da Zui Wa and asked three questions in a row.
The latter hesitated for a moment and shook his head: "Bah~" (I was just injured from a fall.)
If you admit this is true.
Where should she put her reborn face?
However, as long as you can deceive Xiaoqiu.
After all, it was too high-profile and had a bad impact on him.
when he got to the classroom.
The second period of math class has already begun.
The Chinese teacher did not look at Xia Qiu, but continued to copy the text from the textbook, and said, "Your class teacher asked you to go to her office. What's going on? I remember that you have never been late in the past two years."
Xia Qiu said with a smile: "Something happened on the way."
"thing?"
The Chinese teacher turned around and took a look, noticing the big-mouthed baby in Xia Qiu's arms, and said thoughtfully: "Your mother is angry. It's best to wait until the anger subsides before leaving."
"It's okay, it doesn't matter if you die early or late."
Xia Qiu waved her hand and came to the office.
"Bang da!"
The big-mouthed baby was overjoyed when he saw the beauty who looked similar to Xia Qiu correcting her homework in front of her. She subconsciously wanted to run over. In her previous life, Xiao Qiu's mother was very gentle and would often take her to play.
She was about to jump down, but she suddenly reacted.
This is the first meeting.
They are not familiar with each other yet, so they need to be reserved.
"Why are you late today? This has never happened before." Li Yan said in a cold voice and continued to correct her homework without raising her head.
"Click. ⊙﹏⊙"
Xiaoqiu's mother's tone was so cold that the big-mouthed baby trembled all over. Why... was it different from the Xiaoqiu's mother she was familiar with?
Xia Qiu did not panic, told what happened, and asked: "Mom, can I conquer her and become my first elf?"
"No, I told you it's not that time yet. Send him to the Xianghu Training Center."
"No."
Li Yan paused, raised her head in surprise, and asked, "What are you talking about?"
"I said no."
Xia Qiu's mother narrowed her eyes and asked, "I'll ask again, should I send it back?"
"No. Mom, if you ask me a few more times, my answer will always be no!" Xia Qiu looked firm.
Xia Qiu's mother stared at her son.
It was as if she was meeting Xia Qiu for the first time.
After 2 minutes.
Xia Qiu's expression remained unchanged.
The corners of Xia Qiu's mother's mouth raised, and she said softly: "Come, bring this child over and show it to mother."
"Mom, what do you want to do?"
Xia Qiu took a step back.
This change of tone is wrong!
Although at home, Li Yan is a super gentle mother and the food she cooks is delicious. It can be said that she is simply a model representative of contemporary mothers.
But... this is school!
Li Yan in school...is a super, invincible, explosive and terrifying stern teacher!The kind that scares all the students!
"I won't eat you anymore. I'm your mother. Come here." Li Yan waved her hand.
"Click."
The big-mouthed kid blinked.
This tone... was finally that of Xia Qiu's mother that she was familiar with.
She once thought she was reborn in the wrong place.
But Xia Qiu still didn't dare to step forward.
Li Yan narrowed her eyes and said sternly: "Come here."
Xia Qiu shuddered and went over obediently.
"Big mouth baby?"
Li Yan rubbed the big-mouthed baby's cheek, then raised the child's arm and squeezed it, then turned it over, opened the big-mouthed baby, and looked at the situation inside, then pinched the big-mouthed baby's shoulder and frowned. , and started massaging him.
"Looking at the physical condition, it's just fully developed. Is this a child that's been born for two or three months? The muscles are a little stiff, but other parts are well developed. Doesn't this look like an elf in the wild at all?"
"Mom...are you not angry anymore?"
Li Yan glared at him: "If I were angry, would you send this child to a training center?"
Xia Qiu shook his head: "No."
Li Yan smiled angrily: "That's alright. Where did you meet this?" She carefully observed the big-mouthed baby's body.
Xia Qiu answered honestly: "I picked it up on the roadside... just over at Uncle Huang's stall."
Li Yan thoughtfully said: "Okay, in that case, your two-week elf exam has been settled. I hope you can get good results."
Xia Qiu blinked: "If I am No. 1, is there any reward?"
Li Yan looked at him and said with a smile: "What kind of reward do you want, five years of college entrance examination and three years of simulation?"
Xia Qiu lowered his head and looked at Da Zui Wa.
"Thinking about choosing a good Poké Ball for this little guy."
Li Yan nodded and said: "Okay, if you get first place in the elf test this time, then I will meet your three requirements, okay?"
"Yeah! Thanks mom."
"How many times have I told you to call Teacher Li at school? Go back to class. Leave the big-mouthed baby here with me."
"Ok!"
Xia Qiu placed Big Mouth Baby next to Li Yan and said, "Big Mouth Baby, be good here. I will come to see you at noon."
"Click."
The big-mouthed baby nodded obediently.
Just when Xia Qiu was about to go out.
"Wait a moment."
Li Yan stopped her son: "What time is it now?"
Xia Qiu was confused for a moment and answered truthfully: "9 o'clock, what's wrong?"
"Okay, you are late for two classes, and you will be punished by copying the necklace three times."
Xia Qiu:? ? ? ?
After Xia Qiu leaves.
The big-mouthed boy looked out the window at the small park where the student elves were stocked, and rolled his eyes. Although his strength had improved by leaps and bounds in the past two months through the experience of his previous life, he had no actual combat experience.
Do you want to... give it a try?
Let’s see where our strength lies.
"Click."
The big-mouthed boy shook Li Yan and pointed to the small park outside the window.
Li Yan rubbed her head: "Do you want to go there to make friends? Be careful, some elves are very fierce there."
"Click."
Big Mouth Baby obediently agreed.
"Okay, I'll take you there."
Li Yan took the big-mouthed baby to the elf park and pointed to the right. Most of the elves there were very fierce elves, such as Arbor snakes, monkey monsters, coyote dogs, etc.
On the left are some very well-behaved baby elves, such as Baoding, Lulili, Pichu, etc.
Li Yan said: "It's very dangerous there. It's not suitable for you and you can't go there."
"Bang da..."
The big-mouthed baby nodded pretending to be ignorant.
"Okay, you play here now, I'll pick you up later."
After saying goodbye to Xiaoqiu’s mother.
The big-mouthed kid standing on the left turned to the right and walked slowly over.
"Abbe~"
"Hoohoho!"
"Wow!"
The elves headed by the ones on the right stared at the new little guy with ferocious expressions.
Hey, newborn calves are not afraid of tigers.
How dare you come here alone.
"Click."
Compared with how well-behaved she was just now, she looked very cold now. She glanced around and frowned.
Why...they're all baby elves.
None can beat.
The elves noticed the disdain and contempt in this little guy's eyes and became furious.
How could such a young guy look down on us? !
Still showing this expression? !
"Woooo!"
The coyote was the first to resist and rushed forward.
The big-mouthed boy shook his head and sighed, really slowly.
She turned around and easily dodged the coyote's "pounce", then jumped on top of it and punched it down.
"Ugh..."
The coyote dog felt a sharp pain in its back, then lost consciousness and lay on the ground.
Spike!
And he hasn’t used any moves yet!
If Li Yan were still present, she would be so surprised that she couldn't open her mouth from ear to ear.
"Click."
solve!
The big-mouthed boy clapped his little hands, jumped off the coyote dog's back, and looked at Abo and the others with a smile on his face.
Next... who's next?
Abo snake and monkey monster looked at each other, stared at the little guy, and attacked together.
After ten seconds.
The big-mouthed baby stood on the bodies of Arbo Snake and Monkey Monster, looking at the group of ferocious-looking elves, tilting his head and showing a cute smile.
As if asking.
Who else will be there?
But in the eyes of the evil elf, this cute smile with a big mouth is like a devil's smile.
Terrible!
I don’t know where the arrogance just now went, and the vicious elves retreated one after another.
"Bang da~"
The big-mouthed kid stepped forward slowly.
Since you don't come, I will take the initiative to come to you.
Evil Elf: Don’t come over! !
Baobao Ding and the others looked at the big-mouthed baby who looked like a god of war with admiration on their faces.
So strong.
You must worship her as your eldest sister!
After 45 minutes.
The vicious elves were all defeated by Big Mouth Baby.
The three elves headed by him knelt in front of Big Mouth Baby.
It is terrible!
Just a little female elf has defeated this group of elves. If word spreads, where will the reputation go...
So, they surrendered.
Moreover, she is considered the eldest sister!
"Abbe~"
"Hooho..."
"Ugh..."
The big-mouth boy sat on the horizontal bar, looked down at the group of elves, and shook his head. He was too weak and still couldn't tell what stage his strength was.
Really annoying.
Is it necessary to go further outside and fight with other elves? But how to get there...
"Big Mouth Baby."
Hear Xia Qiu’s call.
The big-mouthed boy immediately jumped down from the high horizontal bar, holding his two little hands, blinking his eyes, and looked at Xia Qiu running over.
It's get out of class time.
So many students will take advantage of the 10 minutes between classes to visit their elves.
Xia Qiu knelt down and rubbed Big Mouth Baby's head. After seeing some minor injuries on her body, she wondered: "What's wrong, Big Mouth Baby? Why is she injured?"
"Bang...bang..."
The big-mouthed kid is still thinking of excuses.
As a result, other students shouted.
"Huh? Strange, why is my Arbor snake injured?!"
"So does my monkey monster."
"And my coyote."
Arbo Snake and other elves secretly looked at Big Mouth Baby.
The latter stared slightly.
Arbo Snake and other elves collectively trembled, looked at each other, and pointed to a certain place as if they had made a firm decision.
The trainers of these elves had shocked expressions on their faces when they saw the culprit. It was actually a green caterpillar?
Could it be that this green caterpillar is the kind that hides its secrets... No, it's impossible, right? !
The trainer of the green caterpillar was also stunned for a moment, looking at his green caterpillar with surprise on his face: "Really?!"
The green caterpillar originally wanted to reply with no word, but after seeing the look in Abai Snake's eyes, he nodded sharply: "Woo... woo!" (That's me!)
The trainer of the green caterpillar immediately puffed up his chest, walked towards the trainers of the injured elves, and said: "I will pay for the medical expenses of your elves! But... can you publicize this matter?"
Arbo Snake and other elf trainers looked at each other.
Very puzzled.
Normally, this guy's green caterpillar wouldn't dare to fart in front of their elves, so why today...
Was it all installed before?
"Big Mouth Boy, are you too? Why are you fighting? Do you want to go to treatment?"
Xia Qiu looked at Da Zui Wa and asked three questions in a row.
The latter hesitated for a moment and shook his head: "Bah~" (I was just injured from a fall.)
If you admit this is true.
Where should she put her reborn face?
However, as long as you can deceive Xiaoqiu.
After all, it was too high-profile and had a bad impact on him.
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