Naruto: I used illusion to play with the ninja world

Orochimaru clenched his teeth, and even though his butt was sore from being slapped, he did not beg for mercy or cry out at all.

Before, whether in the orphanage or in school, he had only received the admiration and yearning gazes of others. Being dubbed a genius since he was a child, he naturally developed a arrogant temperament.

This aura of genius did not allow him to scream at this moment, even if his butt really hurt.

puff~

Strange noises came from behind, and Orochimaru turned his head to look with difficulty. He saw Tsunade and Jiraiya covering their mouths hard, their faces long and red, like balloons that had been blown to the limit and might explode at any time. open.

He was so angry that he clenched his fists. He was really embarrassed today!

He could already imagine the scene after they returned to Konoha and spread his embarrassment. The scene was too beautiful for him to imagine.

He even had the idea of ​​never returning to Konoha and finding a secluded place to live out his remaining days!

In the end, Jiraiya couldn't hold it back anymore and burst out laughing.

Immediately afterwards, Tsunade next to her was also infected and laughed similarly, and there was a happy atmosphere in the air.

Orochimaru gritted his teeth, how did these two guys learn in the ninja school?

Ninjas have to hide their emotions at all times. It's disgusting that these two guys have such poor judgment!

After hitting him dozens of times, Nobuhiko threw away the ruler in his hand, then picked up Orochimaru and put it back on the ground.

Looking at Orochimaru, whose legs and feet were a little weak, Nobuhiko felt a little bit resentful, but at the same time he felt a little sympathetic.

Although this kid deserves a beating when he grows up, at least he is still a cute little young lady now. Isn't it a little cruel for him to do this?

Orochimaru didn't care whether he was cruel or not. At this time, Orochimaru's pale face was already red.

He subconsciously reached out to rub his butt, but he was afraid that this action would be too embarrassing, so he stopped his hand.

Jiraiya and Tsunade, who had laughed enough, also noticed the strangeness of the scene. Nobuhiko's spanking of Orochimaru just now was quite big. It stands to reason that the people around him should gather around to watch (it is human nature to like to watch the excitement).

But the surrounding passers-by seemed to be unable to see the situation here, and they ignored the noisy people and regarded them as nothing.

At this time, Nobuhiko clapped his hands and said to the three little kids: "Let's go, I'll treat you to dinner."

After saying that, he was going to take the three of them to have a feast. Unexpectedly, the three of them didn't move at all, but looked at him warily.

Orochimaru asked with a cold face: "Why did you hit me? I have no grudges with you. What do you mean by those words you just said?"

Orochimaru was very sure that Nobuhiko didn't hit him because he peeped at his fight last time, otherwise he wouldn't have only hit himself without hitting the other two.

Jiraiya and Tsunade were also curious. They always felt that Nobuhiko's mind was a little abnormal, but after thinking about it, they were relieved. Which person with a normal mind would create a hundred thousand Uchiha Madaras?

Nobuhiko said expressionlessly: "Because you cheated me, I will take revenge on you."

Orochimaru asked in confusion: "Where have I ever tricked you?"

"Not yet, but in about 40 years you will trick me!"

Orochimaru:……

Confirmed, this guy is a psycho!

This is not a dumb person like Jiraiya, but a guy who is completely mentally disturbed and talking nonsense.

How abominable!How did this guy with mental problems become so strong?

Could it be that it is a kind of ninjutsu practiced in which the more mental problems there are, the stronger the strength becomes?

To a certain extent, Orochimaru's ideas fit the nature of the ninja world. In this world, people with brain problems are indeed stronger.

Look at Naruto who can even forgive the murderer of his parents, Obito who wants to destroy the world after his girlfriend dies, and Madara Uchiha who thinks the ninja world is too chaotic and wants the entire ninja world to dream together.

How can any of these people be normal?

Moreover, the more serious their illness is, the stronger they become, and the more mentally ill they are, the stronger they become!

From this aspect, even if Nobuhiko doesn't have a golden finger, he is still a unique and strong person in the ninja world.

Because he complies with the first theorem of the ninja world: My thinking is different, I am invincible!

In a private room of a luxuriously decorated Japanese restaurant, Nobuhiko and the small Sannin were sitting at a square dining table waiting for the waiter to serve their food.

The style here is very island country, everyone has a cushion, which is used to cushion the legs when kneeling.

Nobuhiko simply threw away the cushion. Kneeling was too uncomfortable, so he made a small stool to sit on under his buttocks.

Orochimaru felt very ashamed of Nobuhiko's behavior. He didn't even know how to sit down in a standard way. It was so rude!

Then he tried to sit down on his lap, but ended up thrusting forward in pain.

He had no choice but to feel the burning pain in his butt so that he didn't dare to do it too seriously. In the end, he had to keep a little distance from his legs. It seemed that he was sitting on it but actually he wasn't.

Tsunade, on the other hand, sat in the standard kneeling position. As a little princess of the Senju clan, although she hated this kind of ritual, she was forced to learn some.

After all, they are facing a strong man who can create [-] Uchiha Madaras, and they have seen Nobuhiko's power with their own eyes. Even if the other party does not create [-] Uchiha Madaras, they still have basic respect for such a strong man. .

Jiraiya, on the other hand, didn't have as many rules as the two of them. Seeing Nobuhiko casually making a small bench, he also shamelessly asked Nobuhiko for one.

This small bench was really comfortable to sit on. As soon as he sat on it, he didn't want to get off. He even twisted his buttocks and said to the two people next to him: "You should get one too. It's so uncomfortable to sit on your knees!"

The two of them ignored this guy. Do they really think that everyone else is as heartless as him?

Not long after, the waiter brought sumptuous dishes to the table one after another.

Seeing the food being served, Nobuhiko laughed at the three of them and said, "Come on, come on, you're welcome! Stop talking nonsense like 'I'm going to start' and just put on the chopsticks and start!"

Then he broke open his chopsticks and started to devour the food.

The three little ones prayed over the food before starting to eat. The food was basically seafood. After all, Rainbow Country is an island country and cannot engage in animal husbandry. The most seafood products are of course seafood.

In just half an hour, the sumptuous dishes on the table were all wiped out. Nobuhiko even admired the fighting power of these three little ones!

Not to mention Jiraiya and Tsunade, these two guys didn't eat like hungry tigers pouncing on their food. They were just as respectful as they were praying.

Even Orochimaru, a handsome guy, eats slowly, but Nobuhiko eats the slowest in comparison.

After filling his stomach, Orochimaru asked Nobuhiko again why he hit him. Seeing that the other party was so persistent, Nobuhiko also told the other party about his grudges with the other party 40 years later.