Naruto: I used illusion to play with the ninja world
Chapter 68: Fly standing up or lying down?
Naruto's smile shot into Nobuhiko's body and mind like a ray of light.
At that moment Nobuhiko felt like he was healed.
The whole world suddenly became bright and beautiful, and the gloom in his heart was swept away.
Just when he was about to agree to Naruto's request and become good friends with him, he suddenly shuddered and the hairs all over his body stood up.
Holy shit!I almost got CPUed by this guy!
He truly deserves to be a strong man with his mouth. As a time traveler, I almost fell into this guy's way.
The clone opened Naruto's hand with a snap, and then said to the two of them under Naruto's resentful eyes: "Okay, you also know about Uchiha Sasuke's situation.
If there's nothing else, just leave! "
Seeing Nobuhiko driving him away, Naruto asked doubtfully: "Aren't you going to come with us?
I heard Neji tell you about your situation. You are definitely not the kind of person who would kill his companions.
There must be some misunderstanding. Don't you plan to go back to the village to make it clear? "
Hearing this, Jiraiya also cast a curious look at Nobuhiko.
The bodies of the three members of Okawa's team have been found by ANBU, and it was determined that they died of poisoning.
Jiraiya felt that this matter was very strange. With Araki Nobuhiko's strength, it should be easy to kill those three people. There was no need to use poisoning.
Naruto and Jiraiya looked at Nobuhiko's clone waiting for his answer.
Nobuhiko's clone yawned and said, "There is no need to explain to Konoha.
Even if I explain it clearly to you, Konoha has also investigated it clearly.
The result is nothing more than reducing big things to small things and turning small things into small things.
After all, Konoha would not punish the advisory elder of his village for a mere rebellious nin.
And I don’t want to work for Konoha anymore, life here is pretty good.
You don’t need to go back to Konoha to explain anything to me, just think that I killed Captain Okawa and the others. "
Jiraiya sighed helplessly, knowing that what Nobuhiko said was true.
Although both he and Tsunade knew that Shimura Danzo was not a good person.
But the limit they could do to Danzo Shimura was to imprison him, and it was simply impossible to kill him.
And to put it bluntly, it was impossible for them to sacrifice their own strength to deal with their own advisors and elders just for a few civilian ninjas.
Naruto and Jiraiya left the Kingdom of Teeth. They still had to practice controlling the Nine-Tails Chakra, so they did not stay in the Kingdom of Teeth for too long.
And from beginning to end, they didn't realize that Nobuhiko in front of them was just a clone.
Nobuhiko's clone also returned to the life of lying in bed and being a salty fish.
At the same time, Nobuhiko himself was stumped by something.
Now he is above the Land of Grass, but his current posture is very strange.
He lay in the air for a while, then stood up again.
Finally he descended from the sky to the ground, folded his arms and fell into deep thought.
He was thinking about a question that had puzzled him for a long time.
When people fly, do they fly standing up or lying down?
When the gods in heaven fly, they always fly standing up.
Nobuhiko also flew this way at first.
But not long after flying, he felt that the resistance of the wind was a bit strong.
Later, he remembered Superman's way of flying on his stomach, so he gave it a try.
This method does reduce wind resistance, but it is not cool at all when flying.
Moreover, he always felt a little ashamed of leaking his harmless belly to the melon-eating crowd below.
After all, there's no "s" written on his chest, just a b.
In comparison, it looks better when flying while standing. When flying, you put your hands in your trouser pockets and look very domineering.
But flying like this is very unaerodynamic. Under the influence of nine years of compulsory education, Nobuhiko naturally despised this kind of waste of energy to show off.
After thinking for a long time, he came up with an idea.
In addition to flying by themselves, the gods of the Celestial Dynasty sometimes ride mounts.
Each of these mounts is more popular than the other, and all of them are ruthless characters who can be considered tough on the road to the west.
If I get a mount, wouldn't it solve the problem of whether to fly standing up or lying down?
Nobuhiko patted his thigh and gave himself a thumbs up.
Such a clever way, perhaps only I can think of it in this world.
But then he had trouble finding a mount.
There are many popular psychic beasts in the ninja world, such as toads, snakes, slugs and the like.
But these psychic beasts are too low-level, so your mount must be made taller.
Otherwise, it would be so embarrassing to "collide" with someone else just after riding out.
He thought again of Tachibana Maru who was still dozing in the Cat God Continent, and then he shook his head and gave up the idea.
Cats are meant to be raised, how can they be taken out and ridden?
What about the tailed beast?
It would be very cool to ride a tailed beast around the human world!
But the tailed beast looks a little weak!
Either he has been sealed, or he is on the road to being sealed.
After being so miserable, he even captured them as mounts. To be honest, he was a bit of a bully.
At this moment, he suddenly had an idea and a lewd smile appeared on his face.
As soon as Nobuhiko thought, a powerful spiritual force flew out of his palm.
Then the mental power continued to twist and change, and finally turned into the appearance of a human being.
This man wore red plate armor and had long hair that hung behind him like a hedgehog.
The man's face was sharp and angular, his expression was aloof, his expression was cold, and he was unsmiling.
If it were some elderly ninjas, their jaws would be dropped.
Because the person summoned by Nobuhiko was none other than Uchiha Madara, who had ended the Warring States Period with the ninja god Senju Hashirama decades ago.
At this moment, he has a rosy complexion and no wrinkles on his face. He looks like he is only in his 40s or [-]s and is in the best condition of a ninja.
That aura of calmness and self-power will make those with weak minds feel fear in their souls.
Looking at Uchiha Madara in front of him, Nobuhiko was very satisfied.
Such a domineering mount fits his personality.
He just snapped his fingers. After hearing the order, Uchiha Madara knelt on the ground like a loyal dog and put his hands on the ground.
Looking at Uchiha Madara's broad back, Nobuhiko smiled.
Just as I was about to sit down on it, I suddenly remembered something.
He reached out and touched Uchiha Madara's thick hair, feeling a little envious in his heart.
Nobuhiko also tried growing his hair long in his previous life, but it was cut off before it reached his shoulders.
To be honest, having long hair is so uncomfortable.
He really didn't understand how women could grow their hair so long, how hot it was!
Now seeing Uchiha Madara's long and thick hair, Nobuhiko was filled with envy.
But envy is envy, and you still have to sit.
I saw Nobuhiko gathering Uchiha Madara's hair, and then smoothly laid it on Madara's back. Such a good natural cushion cannot be wasted.
After doing all this, Nobuhiko sat directly on Uchiha Madara's back.
The back is so spacious and it’s so comfortable to ride on.
He pulled Uchiha Madara's hair, then pointed forward and shouted: "Soldiers, follow me and fight the enemy bravely!"
Then he took the lead and rushed out on Uchiha Madara.
Uchiha Madara's speed was as fast as lightning. He landed on all fours and turned into a stream of light, disappearing at the end of the sky.
At that moment Nobuhiko felt like he was healed.
The whole world suddenly became bright and beautiful, and the gloom in his heart was swept away.
Just when he was about to agree to Naruto's request and become good friends with him, he suddenly shuddered and the hairs all over his body stood up.
Holy shit!I almost got CPUed by this guy!
He truly deserves to be a strong man with his mouth. As a time traveler, I almost fell into this guy's way.
The clone opened Naruto's hand with a snap, and then said to the two of them under Naruto's resentful eyes: "Okay, you also know about Uchiha Sasuke's situation.
If there's nothing else, just leave! "
Seeing Nobuhiko driving him away, Naruto asked doubtfully: "Aren't you going to come with us?
I heard Neji tell you about your situation. You are definitely not the kind of person who would kill his companions.
There must be some misunderstanding. Don't you plan to go back to the village to make it clear? "
Hearing this, Jiraiya also cast a curious look at Nobuhiko.
The bodies of the three members of Okawa's team have been found by ANBU, and it was determined that they died of poisoning.
Jiraiya felt that this matter was very strange. With Araki Nobuhiko's strength, it should be easy to kill those three people. There was no need to use poisoning.
Naruto and Jiraiya looked at Nobuhiko's clone waiting for his answer.
Nobuhiko's clone yawned and said, "There is no need to explain to Konoha.
Even if I explain it clearly to you, Konoha has also investigated it clearly.
The result is nothing more than reducing big things to small things and turning small things into small things.
After all, Konoha would not punish the advisory elder of his village for a mere rebellious nin.
And I don’t want to work for Konoha anymore, life here is pretty good.
You don’t need to go back to Konoha to explain anything to me, just think that I killed Captain Okawa and the others. "
Jiraiya sighed helplessly, knowing that what Nobuhiko said was true.
Although both he and Tsunade knew that Shimura Danzo was not a good person.
But the limit they could do to Danzo Shimura was to imprison him, and it was simply impossible to kill him.
And to put it bluntly, it was impossible for them to sacrifice their own strength to deal with their own advisors and elders just for a few civilian ninjas.
Naruto and Jiraiya left the Kingdom of Teeth. They still had to practice controlling the Nine-Tails Chakra, so they did not stay in the Kingdom of Teeth for too long.
And from beginning to end, they didn't realize that Nobuhiko in front of them was just a clone.
Nobuhiko's clone also returned to the life of lying in bed and being a salty fish.
At the same time, Nobuhiko himself was stumped by something.
Now he is above the Land of Grass, but his current posture is very strange.
He lay in the air for a while, then stood up again.
Finally he descended from the sky to the ground, folded his arms and fell into deep thought.
He was thinking about a question that had puzzled him for a long time.
When people fly, do they fly standing up or lying down?
When the gods in heaven fly, they always fly standing up.
Nobuhiko also flew this way at first.
But not long after flying, he felt that the resistance of the wind was a bit strong.
Later, he remembered Superman's way of flying on his stomach, so he gave it a try.
This method does reduce wind resistance, but it is not cool at all when flying.
Moreover, he always felt a little ashamed of leaking his harmless belly to the melon-eating crowd below.
After all, there's no "s" written on his chest, just a b.
In comparison, it looks better when flying while standing. When flying, you put your hands in your trouser pockets and look very domineering.
But flying like this is very unaerodynamic. Under the influence of nine years of compulsory education, Nobuhiko naturally despised this kind of waste of energy to show off.
After thinking for a long time, he came up with an idea.
In addition to flying by themselves, the gods of the Celestial Dynasty sometimes ride mounts.
Each of these mounts is more popular than the other, and all of them are ruthless characters who can be considered tough on the road to the west.
If I get a mount, wouldn't it solve the problem of whether to fly standing up or lying down?
Nobuhiko patted his thigh and gave himself a thumbs up.
Such a clever way, perhaps only I can think of it in this world.
But then he had trouble finding a mount.
There are many popular psychic beasts in the ninja world, such as toads, snakes, slugs and the like.
But these psychic beasts are too low-level, so your mount must be made taller.
Otherwise, it would be so embarrassing to "collide" with someone else just after riding out.
He thought again of Tachibana Maru who was still dozing in the Cat God Continent, and then he shook his head and gave up the idea.
Cats are meant to be raised, how can they be taken out and ridden?
What about the tailed beast?
It would be very cool to ride a tailed beast around the human world!
But the tailed beast looks a little weak!
Either he has been sealed, or he is on the road to being sealed.
After being so miserable, he even captured them as mounts. To be honest, he was a bit of a bully.
At this moment, he suddenly had an idea and a lewd smile appeared on his face.
As soon as Nobuhiko thought, a powerful spiritual force flew out of his palm.
Then the mental power continued to twist and change, and finally turned into the appearance of a human being.
This man wore red plate armor and had long hair that hung behind him like a hedgehog.
The man's face was sharp and angular, his expression was aloof, his expression was cold, and he was unsmiling.
If it were some elderly ninjas, their jaws would be dropped.
Because the person summoned by Nobuhiko was none other than Uchiha Madara, who had ended the Warring States Period with the ninja god Senju Hashirama decades ago.
At this moment, he has a rosy complexion and no wrinkles on his face. He looks like he is only in his 40s or [-]s and is in the best condition of a ninja.
That aura of calmness and self-power will make those with weak minds feel fear in their souls.
Looking at Uchiha Madara in front of him, Nobuhiko was very satisfied.
Such a domineering mount fits his personality.
He just snapped his fingers. After hearing the order, Uchiha Madara knelt on the ground like a loyal dog and put his hands on the ground.
Looking at Uchiha Madara's broad back, Nobuhiko smiled.
Just as I was about to sit down on it, I suddenly remembered something.
He reached out and touched Uchiha Madara's thick hair, feeling a little envious in his heart.
Nobuhiko also tried growing his hair long in his previous life, but it was cut off before it reached his shoulders.
To be honest, having long hair is so uncomfortable.
He really didn't understand how women could grow their hair so long, how hot it was!
Now seeing Uchiha Madara's long and thick hair, Nobuhiko was filled with envy.
But envy is envy, and you still have to sit.
I saw Nobuhiko gathering Uchiha Madara's hair, and then smoothly laid it on Madara's back. Such a good natural cushion cannot be wasted.
After doing all this, Nobuhiko sat directly on Uchiha Madara's back.
The back is so spacious and it’s so comfortable to ride on.
He pulled Uchiha Madara's hair, then pointed forward and shouted: "Soldiers, follow me and fight the enemy bravely!"
Then he took the lead and rushed out on Uchiha Madara.
Uchiha Madara's speed was as fast as lightning. He landed on all fours and turned into a stream of light, disappearing at the end of the sky.
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