Hokage: It doesn't matter, I won't make a move

It was a quiet night that day. Lezi was sleeping at home when he suddenly felt like the earth was shaking.

"Ahhhh? What happened? Was there an earthquake?" Lezi sat up while still dazed.

Boom~ Another shock, "Little Taozi, get up quickly! Come on, come on! There's an earthquake, there's an earthquake, let's run!" Lezi kept shaking Little Taozi.

And Xiao Taozi was woken up by him, "What, what's the earthquake, brother?"

There was another loud bang, which suddenly scared the soul of the half-asleep Xiao Taozi away.

Xiao Taozi hugged Lezi's arm tightly, "Uuuuuuuuah~ What's going on, brother?"

"Quick, quick, let's run out, the house is going to collapse."

When they just ran out, they saw a huge blue figure.

Lezi was startled, "woc, blue Susanoo?!"

Opposite Susanoo is a sea of ​​trees, and in the sea of ​​trees is a huge wooden man.

"Hashi hot mom!"

"Motor!"

Lezi held his forehead and said, "It's starting again, it's starting again."

He really couldn't figure out how long these two people were going to fight, fall in love and kill each other, kill each other and love each other.

However, the two people were making too much noise this time, and he had to intervene. He appeared directly in the middle of the two people.

"Blue and white striped clothes? They are the gods of water and waste!" Senju Hashirama stopped.

And Uchiha Madara also recognized him, "You are the god of idleness!"

Lezi yawned, "You recognized me, please give me some respect. Can you go to a farther place to fight? It affects my sleep."

I saw those scarlet eternal kaleidoscope sharingan eyes staring at Lezi, "Why?"

Lezi was confused, "Why?"

"Why are you so powerful but do nothing and watch wars happen again and again?"

"Since you are so powerful, you can end the war long ago, right?" Uchiha Madara asked.

This suddenly confused Lezi. He stayed for a while and said, "No, why should I prevent the war from happening?"

"As a god, shouldn't you save humanity instead of watching everything happen from above!" Uchiha Madara roared.

Lezi shook his head and sighed, "Oh, that won't work."

"Why not?" Uchiha Madara was confused.

"If you don't fight, where will I go to have fun? What will I watch?" Lezi said without any guilt.

I saw Uchiha Madara's Sharingan staring at Lezi, as if he wanted to kill Lezi, "You don't deserve to be called a god! You have no right to stop me from avenging my brother!" Uchiha Madara said through gritted teeth. .

"Yeah, yeah, I'm not qualified, but it's enough that I have the strength, hehe." Lezi smiled mischievously.

His words completely angered Madara Uchiha, who saw Susanoo holding his sword high and about to slash at him.

And pink light appeared around Rakuzi, and a pink Susanoo who was much taller than Uchiha Madara's Susanoo appeared in place.

"What! Susanoo!" Uchiha Madara's sword was easily blocked.

Senju Hashirama also knitted his brows together, "Susanohu! The god is a member of the Uchiha clan!"

Tobirama, on the other hand, suddenly felt a sense of despair. If this god was a member of the Uchiha clan, then there was no way they could defeat him.

At the same time, all the Senju and Uchiha tribesmen on the battlefield looked here.

The members of the Senju clan were filled with despair, "Such a big Susanoo! Who is that!"

"Ding dong! Therefore, people's eyes are attracted to the host. Please immediately spread the teachings of the Lezi Cult."

"All eyes! Look at me!" Lezi's roar was so loud that everyone's attention was focused.

"I want to announce something here!" Lezi shouted, "I am Otsutsuki Rakuko, the leader of the Lezi Cult!"

Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara both looked at him blankly, "He is actually from the Otsutsuki clan!" Senju Hashirama scratched his head and said.

Everyone was confused. What on earth was the Otsutsuki clan? They had never heard of it.

"Brother, what is the Otsutsuki clan?" Senju Tobirama asked, because only the clan leaders of the two clans knew about this kind of thing.

Senju Hashirama explained: "The Otsutsuki clan was the founder of the Ninja Sect in ancient times. They can be said to be the strongest people in the world."

"I just didn't expect that there are still people from the Otsutsuki clan today."

Senju Tobirama breathed a sigh of relief, "So it's not the Uchiha clan, that's good."

Lezi was about to open his mouth to preach the doctrine, but was interrupted by Madara Uchiha, "Impossible! How could you be from the same clan as the Sage of Six Paths?"

"The Otsutsuki clan has long been extinct!" Uchiha Madara, as the leader of the Uchiha clan, of course knows this.

"Madara, have you forgotten my eyes?" As Lezi said, his eyes turned into Samsara Eyes, and several Taoist Jade appeared behind him.

"Nani! Immortal Eyes!" Uchiha Madara was very surprised. He had not yet become the leader of the Uchiha clan at that time, so he did not recognize what kind of eyes these were. As for Uchiha Tajima, he was just useless. .

"Of course, I am not a member of the Otsutsuki clan. The leader of the Otsutsuki clan is not worthy of carrying shoes!" Lezi raised his head, his nostrils pointing to the sky.

As soon as these words came out, Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama and Senju Tobirama broke out in cold sweat. What kind of existence was this person? Even the leader of the Uchiha clan was not worthy of carrying his shoes.

They had all heard of the Lezi Cult, but they didn't expect that the Lezi Cult actually existed, and that the leader was talking to them in front of them.

"Okay, have you finished asking the questions? After I finish asking, I will continue to talk about what I want to announce." Lezi looked at Uchiha Madara, and then at the Senju two.

The three of them didn't speak, but stared at Lezi.

"Okay! I announce again!"

Everyone's ears perked up.

“Our slogan is: Have fun, don’t worry too much about having fun!”

"Our goal is: wherever there is fun! Wherever there is fun, there will be our fun people!"

"Our aim is: everything is based on having fun, and we will never get involved in scolding wars!"

Uchiha Madara had three question marks on his head, "What is this?"

Lezi added: "This is the teaching of our Lezi Cult!"

"We are recruiting believers, anyone who wants to join our Lezi Cult!"

Everyone present was excited. Such a powerful Lezi Cult actually wanted to recruit people. What else did they care about Uchiha and Senju.

Everyone pricked up their ears and listened very carefully.

"The conditions for joining our Lezi Cult are very simple."

"Just do one thing!"

The hearts of Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama are beating fast. They also want to become stronger. It is obvious that this religious religion can make them increase their strength rapidly.

"The condition is to defeat Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama. This condition is simple enough. You only need to defeat these two people at the same time to join our Lezi Cult!" Lezi shouted at the top of his voice.