National Elf: Who said that pig farmers can't be super gods?

Great health care!

Horse kills chicken!

Xiaochen is actually more powerful than the doctor?

Glancing at Zhuge Chen suspiciously, Xue Yanzhi turned his eyes back to his daughter again.

"Sakura, what happened to Yukidouji?"

"Did you not take good care of it during this period, and it suffered a lot?"

Xue Yanzhi looked serious, with a little reproach in his eyes.

As an elf master, she knows that in order to activate the power of the bond, the trainer must always pay attention to the elf's feelings.

Zhuge Ying was about to explain something, but her eyes met Xue Yanzhi's stern gaze.

As soon as the words came to her lips, she swallowed them back.

"Mom! Don't blame Sakura!"

"It's not her fault!"

Seeing that his sister expressed his grievances, Zhuge Chen hurriedly stood up to plead for his sister.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, Xue Yanzhi's angry eyes fell on Zhuge Chen.

"I haven't talked to you yet. Are you brave enough to plead for your sister?"

"Fortunately, I am still going to hand over the super evolution bracelet to you."

"Tell me! What about great health care, what about killing chickens, your weird skills, where did you learn them from?"

As soon as these words came out, Zhuge Chen was speechless.

What do you think this is?My sister didn't help, but she got scolded.

If I had known earlier, wouldn't it have been better to just stand aside and pretend to be careless?

Standing there blankly, Zhuge Chen didn't know how to speak for a moment.

You can’t say that you came from time travel, right?

Now this body belongs to your son, but the soul is that of a handsome man with the same name as him.

Don't say that your mother doesn't believe this, even if someone tells you.

I just thought that this person had a bad mind and was talking nonsense.

"I......"

Before Zhuge Chen could speak, Zhuge Ying spoke coquettishly.

"Mom! You really blamed my brother wrongly!"

"Great health care, a horse killing a chicken, isn't something weird!"

"Brother said that Snow Boy was homesick, so he suffered from depression."

"He just used professional massage techniques to help Snow Boy relax his mind and body and divert his attention!"

"If you don't believe me, ask Snow Boy if what I said is true!"

As soon as Zhuge Ying finished speaking, Snow Boy nodded his head desperately.

Just now it wanted to explain to Zhuge Ying, but it was a pity that it couldn't speak.

He was stuck in place, anxious and unable to do anything.

"Really?"

Xue Yanzhi still didn't believe it, and her eyes fell back on Zhuge Chen again.

"Really! Mom, I'm not bragging to you, my massage techniques are so good!"

"How about you sit here and I press your buttons?"

When he said these words, Zhuge Chen's face did not change, his heart did not beat, and he looked like a professional technician in a high-end club.

Only he knows that he has no experience in massaging people.

It's just that the old sows have been exposed to more and have a more comprehensive understanding of their habits.

However, in his opinion, there is no difference between humans, elves and old sows.

They are all mammals, except they look different...

The rest are pretty much the same!

Roll up your sleeves and let mom do it on the sofa.

Zhuge Chen turned on his phone and played soothing music again.

Accompanying the acceptance of the music, his hands kept squeezing Xue Yanzhi's shoulders.

【Ding!Xue Yanzhi relaxes +3. Congratulations on getting 3 cultivation points. 】

【Ding!Xue Yanzhi's happiness level is +3. Congratulations on getting 3 cultivation points. 】

【Ding!Xue Yanzhi's fatigue level is -3. Congratulations on getting 3 cultivation points. 】

The sound of the system sounded again, looking at my mother's expression of enjoyment.

Only then did Zhuge Chen let out a long sigh of relief.

"Phew! I finally got through it."

As he pressed it, a slight purring sound sounded in his ears.

Zhuge Chen looked down and saw that his mother was asleep on the sofa.

He looked up at his sister and found that she was looking at him with a questioning look on her face.

Zhuge Ying: Run away?

Zhuge Chen: Uh-huh!

Zhuge Ying: Now?

Zhuge Chen: Why don’t you hurry up?Mom will wake up if you slow down a little bit longer!

However, in line with his professional ethics, Zhuge Chen still pressed all the acupuncture points on his shoulders before removing his hands.

At this time, Zhuge Chen's ears heard the sound of the system again.

【Ding!Xue Yanzhi's fatigue has completely disappeared, and her appearance is +3. Congratulations on obtaining the system skill: Elf Lactation Hand. 】

Zhuge Chen was confused when he heard the name of the skill.

Damn it!What the hell is elf lactation?

He opened the system panel with a confused look on his face and checked the skills column over and over again.

After confirming that there was really nothing wrong with the system, I reluctantly accepted it all.

In his impression, elves are born eating tree fruits.

Especially with the development of science and technology, countless tree fruits are processed into energy cubes.

Not only do they come in various flavors, they can treat sleepiness, burns, freezing...

Even common illnesses such as colds, fevers and shortness of breath can be treated.

This was the first time he heard about elves drinking milk.

However, after thinking about it carefully, Zhuge Chen felt that it made sense.

After all, elves are just a collective term, and this group is huge.

There are countless branches among them.

What's more, when the elf was born, he was just like a piglet, with no teeth at all.

How can they thrive without breastfeeding?

As for promoting lactation, Zhuge Chen was not very surprised.

After all, this was what he did in his previous life. He was very familiar with the old sow digging her nest to give birth to her babies.

When I was a child, my family was too poor to afford a professional veterinarian.

In order to raise more pigs and make more money, Zhuge Chen did everything himself, whether it was midwifery or postpartum care.

He didn't know how to do it at first, so he asked the old veterinarian in the village while reading.

With time and experience, Zhuge Chen can not only help his own old sows deliver babies.

Neighbors in the street would ask him to come over and have a look if his old sow was digging her nest.

The corner of his mouth raised, Zhuge Chen still missed the past time.

Although life is a bit harder, life is wonderful everywhere and I don’t have to worry about having fun every day.

"elder brother!"

Zhuge Ying tugged on his sleeve, interrupting Zhuge Chen's thoughts.

"Come on! Why are you standing there and giggling?"

"If we wait a little longer, mom will wake up and we will get scolded!"

Zhuge Chen nodded and quietly left behind his sister.

Before leaving, he did not forget to take away the Super Stone and Super Evolution Bracelet from the table.

Anyway, my mother has promised to give this thing to herself.

There's no reason not to want the treasure you've got.

Zhuge Chen even looked forward to what his elf would look like after super evolution!

As I thought about it, the shadow of Nan Mengli appeared in my mind.

"Alas! I don't know what this woman did!"

“You sent so many messages and you didn’t even reply to me!”