National Elf: Who said that pig farmers can't be super gods?

Around the square.

Xiao Langhou pointed his cell phone at the swooping toucan.

The last time, it was because he accidentally photographed the battle between Toucan and Lucario.

Then the popularity of the two elves increased by 30 followers overnight.

I have never seen so many fans before, and Xiaolang Hoozi was so happy.

In order to maintain his popularity, he cosplayed with a big-billed bird.

He even wore black stockings to imitate Lucario's walking movements.

It's a pity that the performance was too eye-catching...

Not only did the popularity fail to maintain, but netizens pointed their noses at it and called it a pervert and a scumbag.

No... I heard that the two elves are going to have a second battle.

Xiao Langhouzi knew that the time for his rise had come again.

Before the battle even started, it picked the best place.

Set up your mobile phone and start the live broadcast room.

Seeing countless spectators pouring in, he even grinned.

He constantly hints to everyone to give more gifts and watch the wonderful operations of the elves.

It was thought that the two elves would fight for a long time, and he could make a lot of money.

Who knows, the battle has just begun and is not far from the end.

Xiaolang Hoozi scolded Big Mouth Que for being cruel.

Then he secretly opened the mysterious website and put down 20 yuan directly under the big mouth bird.

"Family members! Please give me lots of gifts!"

"The battle is exciting now, buy more gifts to cheer up your favorite elves!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Lucario, who had been cornered, suddenly rose into the sky.

With one move of revenge, he hit the big-billed bird flying at high speed.

At this moment, its eyes were no longer clear, releasing blood-red light.

boom--

With an explosion, the ground shook again.

However, a protective shield rippled slightly.

As the ripples disappeared, the aftermath of the battle between the two elves also completely dissipated.

Xiaolang Hoozi almost dropped his cell phone to the ground again.

Like an acrobatic, Xiao Langhou held the phone in his arms.

He breathed a sigh of relief.

However, the audience in the live broadcast room was almost nauseated.

The breasts are full of fat and have a bunch of thick hair.

Not only is it greasy, but it also has a faint sheen to it.

"vomit!"

"Fuck! Brothers! I really can't bear it anymore! I'll spit it out first!"

"Brother! Brother! Don't do this, don't leave us!"

"Hurry up and bring a toilet, I can't bear it anymore!"

“I used to only know that Xiao Lang’s hooves are wild, but I didn’t expect that this lang’s hooves would be so wild!”

After a long time, Xiao Langhouzi moved the phone away from his chest.

It’s just that the audience in the live broadcast room has been devastated.

One by one, they staggered and fainted in front of their mobile phones.

Some even keep chanting it in their mouths.

"Xiaolang Hoozi, you must die a happy death!"

"Ouch! It's too greasy!"

......

On the hospital square.

Zhuge Chen looked at the two elves in the sky in disbelief.

"Fuck! How is this possible?"

"How did that Lucario do that!"

"It has obviously lost its ability to fight, so how could it suddenly go crazy..."

"Just like that time a few days ago!"

Zhuge Chen seemed to have thought of something?

He looked up at Wang Yun on the other side.

At this time, he had a smile on his lips, completely different from his submissive appearance before.

"Let's fight! Let's fight!"

"The more intense the fight, the better! Let the smell of blood in the air be stronger!"

Seeing him looking like he was criticizing like crazy, Zhuge Chen felt a little surprised.

"Is this why Lucario has always wanted to seek freedom?"

"Could it be that Lucario's madness has something to do with his trainer?"

Zhuge Chen was lowering his head and thinking.

I just heard a hissing sound coming from my ears.

A dart was fired at him.

"Damn it! You don't have martial ethics to carry out a sneak attack!"

Just as he was about to turn aside to avoid him, he saw Wang Yun rushing toward him with a dagger in his hand.

Zhuge Chen thought he had made a mistake!

Isn't this an elf battle?

When is the trainer's turn for 1v1?

By the way, can I be like Naruto and roll a ball to knock this guy away?

The dart grazed his cheek.

Zhuge Chen yelled, damn, his life was almost at stake here!

The sudden situation made the audience outside scream in surprise.

"Fuck! Exciting!"

"Damn it! That's delicious!"

"Holy shit! Is this a battle between elves? Lucario, cut it for me!"

"Damn it! Why did Lucario's trainer rush to the other side too?"

"Damn it! This ticket is worth buying. Not only can you watch the elves fighting at close range, but you can also watch two men fighting hand to hand?"

Zhuge Chen:? ? ?

Who the hell wants to fight with him in close combat?

Is it disgusting?

With a silent roar in his heart, Wang Yun didn't give Zhuge Chen a chance to breathe.

The dagger in his hand was directed towards his neck.

Fortunately, luck always favors those with good looks.

Zhuge Chen once again narrowly avoided Wang Yun's attack.

only...

The zipper of his pants was cut open with a dagger.

Seeing the ferocious beast, it was almost impossible to hide.

Zhuge Chen simply broke the jar and threw it away.

okay!I'm showing off my cards!No more hiding!

Since you want to kill me, but I don’t fight back, isn’t it too easy to bully?

Taking off his clothes, Zhuge Chen revealed his strong muscles.

The sharp eight-pack abs were welded tightly to his waist.

Zhuge Chen moved his body, with an evil smile on his lips.

The girls in the audience were all crazy about him.

"Handsome! Really handsome!"

"Why are there such handsome people?"

"This guy looks really good!"

"Damn it! I have a nosebleed! I can't stop the nosebleed!"

"Mom! My heart is beating fast. I want to marry him. I want to give him a monkey!"

"Mom! I'm in love. Mom, I'm lovesick!"

All the girls are crazy about Zhuge Chen.

On the contrary, Nan Mengli, who was standing in the dean's office, seemed unconcerned.

"I didn't expect it to be quite popular!"

He narrowed his eyes slightly, but was full of jealousy.

If Zhuge Chen were in front of her at this time, he would definitely smell a sour smell.

However, compared to Zhuge Chen, she cared more about the man named Wang Yun.

From his body, Nan Mengli could feel a crazy aura.

I just felt that this breath was very familiar, and for a while Nan Mengli couldn't remember where I had felt it.

In the sky, the battle between the two elves once again entered a fierce stage.

It’s different from the roundabout interlude last time.

This time, Lucario, with red eyes, was completely fighting for his life.

Comet Fist, great speed, close combat, absorbing punch.

Lucario used almost all of his skills.

However, they were all beaten back by the flapping wings of the big-billed bird.

The two elves separated again.

The big-billed bird is like a normal person.

Lucario was breathing heavily.

"Look! Lucario's strength is almost gone!"

Just then, the narrator yelled.

The battle reaches its climax again!