Pirates making memes: get eight magic skills at the beginning

East China Sea, Xiluobu Village.

Green water and green mountains, hundreds of miles of fertile land, rice paddies and traffic, chickens and dogs hear each other.

It was originally just an unknown small village with only a few hundred families in the village. The gravel road was paved along the front of each house, and cigarette smoke was floating in the chimneys of the houses with wooden and stone structures. There was the sound of barking dogs, a scene of silence and peace.

There is an ordinary tavern in the village, which can only accommodate ten tables and chairs. The tavern owner sells the cheapest rum to the guests, a distilled liquor made from sugarcane molasses, which tastes sweet and fragrant Fragrant, low price, very popular among the common people.

A long-nosed boy stepped on a round wooden stool, bragging to a blond girl.

"Keya, you've heard about it recently. Captain John's treasure was discovered in the Seven Waters Capital of the Great Channel. Let me tell you a secret. I saw the flintlock left by Captain John when I was a child!"

The long-nosed boy has natural curly black hair, sausage-shaped lips, and a thin body. He wears a linen turban and goggles, and wears poor and simple clothes. He has a slingshot and a cloth bag at his waist. The bag contains small stones. Shi Shi always gives himself a thumbs up habitually, as if to emphasize the authenticity of his words.

Ke Yamin knew that Usopp was bragging, but he liked the feeling of being carefully cared for, and couldn't bear to expose the other party's lies.

Girls are naturally liars, especially pretty girls.

Ke Ya took a sip of the rum, her beautiful eyes shone slightly, with a slightly surprised expression, she said softly:

"really?"

"Usopp, you are amazing!"

"The gun at your house, can you lend me a look if you have time?"

Usopp froze.

His family was so poor that they couldn't get rid of the pot, and he yearned for the sea to become a brave sea warrior, so he had to make his own slingshot, use stones as bullets, and practice shooting skills hard on weekdays.

If there was a flintlock gun at home, he would have already pawned it off and sold it.

He didn't have a flintlock, but he did have a real gun, but he couldn't possibly show it to Keya, right?

Is it possible that Keya should come up with a sentence:

"I bet you don't have bullets in your gun!"

Just as Usopp was scratching his head, thinking hard and preparing to weave a lie to go back, he saw the door of the tavern suddenly opened, and three children with different looks ran in in a panic, shouting at Usopp:

"Brother Usopp, something is wrong, your house was ransacked by pirates!"

In Usopp's mind, a big question mark gradually emerged.

Green Pepper Head, Radish Head, and Onion Head made gestures, trying their best to explain the seriousness of the matter.

After finishing, the three little boys looked at Usopp expectantly.

"Brother Usopp, like a brave sea warrior, will you wipe out all these pirates who dare to trample on your dignity?"

"Yes, yes, yes..." Usopp forced a smile, "I, Usopp, am a big pirate who leads [-] subordinates, how can I be afraid of these little thieves!"

Keya saw Usopp's legs trembling violently, but the man's dignity forcibly supported him without showing any cowardice.

The delicate girl saw Usopp's predicament at a glance, Keya quickly put down her wine glass, held Usopp's hand with both hands, and whispered:

"Pirates are vicious and vicious people. Don't be impulsive. I think we should go to the nearby navy for help!"

Usopp nodded stiffly, he was panicked now, and naturally obeyed Keya's intentions.

In order to make himself a step down, Usopp said to the three little boys:

"Remember, in this sea, we must not only have strong strength, but also brains. If we can use the power of the navy to eliminate these pirates, we will be able to win without bloodshed!"

The three little boys showed expressions of admiration and said loudly:

"Brother Usopp is mighty! We won this time!"

Usopp secretly wiped the cold sweat off his forehead. From the corner of his eyes, he glanced at the corner of the tavern. A boy in a navy cloak was drinking alone. What kind of pretend game are you playing.

The five of them left the tavern together and hurriedly headed to the naval branch stationed nearby.

In the tavern, the navy boy slowly put down his wine glass, his eyes revealing the color of thinking.

Yang Ming entrusted Bermer with the task, asking her to spread the news of Captain John's treasure to the sea within three months.

Of course, this is a very difficult task, and Yang Ming deliberately used it to assess Bermer.

But what is there to say?

When there is pressure, there is motivation.

People's potential is infinite, just like a sponge, as long as you squeeze it, you can always force out your own potential.

From the looks of it now, Bermer's work situation is not bad, although it is far from meeting Yang Ming's requirements.

Yang Ming left behind a wad of Baileys to pay for the drinks, and as soon as he stepped out of the tavern, he saw gunpowder smoke filling the corner of the village, and at the same time there was a noise of pirates.

"What kind of pirate dares to commit murder in broad daylight?"

Yang Ming remembered that the surrounding sea area was under the jurisdiction of the 16th Branch of the Navy, and the leader of the branch was Colonel Mouse.

The navy is powerful and manages the four seas and the great waterways. Different naval branches have different jurisdictions.

The task of the first branch of the Navy is to defend the Holy Land of Mary Joia. Although it has tens of thousands of elite soldiers, its jurisdiction cannot be far away from the Holy Land of Mary Joia.

But like the East China Sea, which is called the weakest sea, the pirates are very weak in terms of strength and influence, and basically commit crimes on the run, but the navy branch can govern a large sea area, including dozens of seas. Hundreds of villages and towns.

Including Cocoyasi Village and Xiluobu Village, they all belong to the jurisdiction of the 16th Branch of the Navy.

It would be unimaginable to put this on the Great Channel or even the New World.

In the Great Channel, if you want to become the top manager of a naval branch, you need at least the rank of brigadier general, and an important naval branch even requires a lieutenant general to sit in charge.

"It seems that the navy's management at the grassroots level has begun to deteriorate."

Yang Ming walked slowly towards the direction filled with gunpowder smoke. Dozens of pirates in different clothes appeared in front of him, and there was even a wild laughter coming from the room.

"Hahaha!"

"I finally found the notebook left by Jesus Bu!"

"As long as I understand Jesus Bu's experience in developing shells, I will be able to create a powerful Bucky shell!"

The pirate dressed as a clown stood at the door of the burning wooden house, holding a dilapidated notepad in his hands like a treasure, laughing wantonly.

The figure of this person is the same as that of an ordinary person, with the imprint of a white skull on his forehead, and two scratches resembling knife scars drawn obliquely on his eyes, making him look a little more hideous than comical. It is his big rosy and bright nose, and the big lips under the nose are smeared with rich lipstick.

The large clown hat covers most of the head, only revealing some blue hair at the temples. He is wearing a red and white striped long-sleeved shirt, which makes Bucky's figure extraordinarily slender. He is wearing blue denim trousers and white gloves on his hands. , wearing clown shoes on his feet, they will make a "creaking" sound when walking, which makes people laugh.

In this sea, there are always all kinds of people who are different from ordinary people.

Some people rely on their strength to gain a foothold, some rely on their beauty to make their way through the world, and some rely on their deep connections and backgrounds to make a fortune.

But among countless famous pirates, Bucky is the most unusual one.

In terms of strength, Bucky can be called a waste material. Together with the red-haired Shanks, he became a trainee crew member on the ship of One Piece Roger. Now that the red-haired Shanks is about to ascend to the top and become the new emperor of the sea, Bucky is still messing around in the East China Sea.

In terms of appearance, forget it, let's ignore Bucky.

As for connections?

Except for the red-haired Shanks who recognized his good friend, the rest of the old crew members on Roger's ship seemed to have no intention of recognizing Bucky.

But it is such a seemingly useless character who accidentally becomes the new emperor of the sea ten years later.

It seems that there is an inexplicable luck shrouded in Bucky's body, which makes him always turn danger into good luck.

If it is in some novels, perhaps Bucky may become the protagonist, here is a sentence:

"30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty!"

When Yang Ming came to the vicinity, a burly white male lion twitched its nose slightly, as if it smelled something unusual, its legs went limp from fright, and it sat down on the ground directly.

Seeing his partner appear strange, the young man wearing a rag doll hood immediately waved the animal taming whip in his hand, and slammed it on the ground, making a crisp sound of "pop".

"Likey, stand up for me!"

The white male lion named Li Kei rolled his eyes in a humane manner, and simply covered his eyes with his two furry claws.

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"What's the matter?"

"Liji shouldn't be like this on weekdays!"

As the deputy captain of Bucky Pirates, Mochi boasted that he had seen strong winds and waves, so he was a little bit blind at this time.

Mochi looked around subconsciously, and suddenly saw a young man wearing a navy cloak walking up and down. The other party didn't seem to notice that there were so many people on their side, walking leisurely like walking in a park after dinner. up.

At this time, no matter how slow the reflex arc was, Moqi began to realize that something was wrong, his eyes turned cold, and he said coldly:

"Boy, are you the one who caused Li Ji to become this virtuous?"

Yang Ming put his hands in his pockets, like a prophet, and tilted his head slightly to avoid the oncoming animal taming whip.

After a slight pause in his footsteps, Yang Ming raised his eyes to look at the members of Bucky Pirates, and twitched the corner of his mouth.

"A slag with a combat power of only five."

Hearing this, Bucky and the others turned dark.