Pirates making memes: get eight magic skills at the beginning

A steel warship more than [-] meters long was sailing on the turbulent sea. The speed was not too fast, and circles rippled behind the stern.

Listening to the praise from the young general, miss. Golden Week Marianu swallowed secretly.

Although she spent two months with Yang Ming on this steel warship, the scene where Yang Ming captured Crocodile the sand crocodile still left an indelible mark on her young heart, and it is still indelible to this day. Avoid feeling scared.

miss. Golden Week Marianu managed to squeeze out an awkward but polite smile, but did not respond, but instead focused on the lifelike wax figures in front of him.

These wax figures are exactly the same as Yang Ming and others no matter in appearance or body shape, almost to the point of being fake.

The only fly in the ointment is that the original eyes of these wax figures are kept blank, which looks a little weird.

"Ding!"

"Congratulations to the host for saying the classic lines in World of Warcraft and getting a chance to draw a lottery. Do you want to start the lottery roulette?"

The prizes in the lottery roulette are divided into two types, one is racial talent, and the other is skill.

Racial talents: escape expert, heroic aura, tenacity...

Skills: charge, rally cry, behead...

[Natural Resistance]: Passive, increases a little resistance to natural elements.

With the sound of the system echoing in his ears, Yang Ming stepped forward.

Facing the horrified gazes of miss. Golden Week Marianu and mr.3 Gal Dino, Yang Ming slowly walked towards the wax figure, and suddenly raised his right hand, and eyeball-like objects popped out of his palm. There are twisting tentacles under it, like a living thing, automatically filling the eye sockets of the wax figures, becoming the eyes of these wax figures.

"Blood ghost technique! Eyeball clone!"

This ability acquired many years ago, combined with the kaleidoscope Sharingan or the Samsara Eye, can always play a miraculous effect.

But now, when these living creature-like eyeball clones are integrated into the wax figure, the tentacles of the eyeball penetrate deeply into the wax figure, infinitely deriving into a meridian network.

Immediately afterwards, under the control of the eyeball avatar, the wax figures that were originally dead objects came alive, walking around on the deck at will.

The only slight disadvantage is that even if mr.3 Gal Dino has tried his best to optimize and improve the wax figure under the guidance of Yang Ming in the past two months, it is still impossible to avoid the defects of the wax figure itself. It looks extremely stiff, walking like a zombie walking, coupled with that expressionless face, it gives people an inexplicable sense of horror.

If it is not early in the morning, but in the middle of the night, such a group of wax figures appearing in front of people may be enough to scare a coward into a myocardial infarction and be scared to death on the spot.

What's even more peculiar is that these wax figures also have the ability to affect the emotions of others.

Looking at the wax figure walking back and forth in front of him, Yang Ming frowned slightly, and thought to himself;

"Is it still not possible?"

"It seems that we still have to catch the childish fruit ability of Granose."

As for what Yang Ming wants to come up with, here's a trick first.

……

The Kingdom of Alabasta, the capital is Albana.

The Straw Hat Boys finally came to this world-famous ancient capital after going through many mountains and rivers.

To their surprise, there was no scene of blooming flowers in front of them, but a scene of rebels besieging the royal city instead.

A yellow-haired Kosha rides on the back of a camel, with his legs clamped on both sides of the camel's belly, a long knife slung across his back, and a pair of sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, looking gentle.

However, anyone who knows the real identity of this person will be extremely surprised. They never thought that this person is the leader of the rebel army who recently set off an uprising in the Kingdom of Alabasta.

Holding the rein in one hand, Kosha rode a camel around the high walls of the capital Albana, wandering around the periphery, encouraging the morale of the revolutionary soldiers under his command.

"Comrades, overthrowing the Naferutali family is one small step for us, but one giant leap for world innovation!"

"The decayed and backward kingdom will eventually fall under our iron heels, and a new country with advanced productive forces will be built on the ruins of the old one. We will eventually build a new world where everyone has food and clothing. , our children will be bathed in the sun and rain freely and equally, and there will be no distinction between kings, nobles, commoners and slaves!"

"For a better future, all the sacrifices today are worth it!"

"Kill!"

Kosha, the leader of the rebel army, almost broke his throat, and under the action of the loudspeaker, the sound spread throughout the battlefield.

A group of soldiers of the Revolutionary Army moved forward silently. Some soldiers were armed with Iron Man Mark 1 battle armor, and a few generals were armed with Iron Man No. 2 battle armor. They are all treated equally, and they are all rushing forward at this moment.

The city wall of Albana, the capital, towers over the desert. The wall is more than ten meters high. On the wall stands the Kingdom Guard in full battle. When the revolutionary army charged to a certain distance, the captain of the Kingdom Guard, Icarem, immediately drew his sword out of its sheath. , pointed the tip of the sword at the charging enemy army, and shouted angrily:

"fire!"

Icarem, the captain of the Kingdom Guard, was dressed in a solemn attire, and his curly hair swayed slightly as the scorching air waves in the desert blew. Due to the decline of the power of the Naferutali family, there were not many capable soldiers under his command. Drive the ducks to the shelves and be forced to go to the battlefield.

But so far, it seems that he has done a good job, at least he has not retreated and lost the face of the Naferutali family.

Although the Kingdom of Alabasta has been at peace for many years, there are also sand thieves in the territory, and the armament is not as slack as imagined. The soldiers of the Kingdom Guard skillfully manipulated the cannons, adjusted the direction of the muzzles, and struggled to move the solid guns at their feet. The shells were carried in, and the fire letter was immediately lit.

"Fuck!"

The fire letter burned to the end, and the cannon shook.

"boom!"

The soldiers covered their ears, and they heard a deafening bombardment suddenly.

This seemed to be the beginning of a war. The continuous sound of gunfire was endless, and the black solid shells drew beautiful arcs in midair, and immediately landed in the densely populated area of ​​​​the enemy camp.

Don't look at the fact that solid shells are just easy targets for the strong, but in this world, ordinary people still account for the vast majority. These solid shells are extremely lethal to ordinary soldiers.

As soon as the gun went down, there was a wave of sand splashing on the desert. Amidst the splashing of gravel, the blood-stained and mutilated corpse lay in a pool of blood.

Flesh and blood flew everywhere, limbs and arms were severed.

These idiom descriptions sound light and fluffy, but they become shocking and terrifying scenes on the battlefield, which makes people take a breath.

As casualties began to appear, the bloody smell in the air soared rapidly, and the bloody smell mixed with the smell of gunpowder smoke permeated the surroundings, even the straw hat boys who sat on the mountain and watched the tiger fight could smell it.

Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji all looked ugly.

Usopp lay directly on the ground, retching with a pale face.

Nami looked left and right. She felt that she was acting too normal, which made her appear abnormal. It was easy to expose the truth that she was an undercover agent. She secretly pinched her thigh with her fingers, causing her to gasp in pain and tremble all over. , at first glance, it seemed that he was frightened by the tragic scene in front of him.

Sanji took a puff of cigarette and said:

"What should we do now, it seems that this place is not suitable for us to go in."

Both Luffy and Zoro were in a slump and seemed to be lacking in interest.

None of them are people who kill indiscriminately, so naturally they will not participate in this war for the sake of boredom.

However, when they were planning to evacuate from this place of right and wrong and return to the Meili to leave the Alabasta Kingdom, a navy just happened to appear on their only way to retreat, blocking their retreat.

The naval branch base is near the Kingdom of Alabasta. Under Yang Ming's black box operation, the head of this naval branch base was replaced by Brigadier General Xiu Zuo.

Xiuzuo is the distant relative of Chief Instructor Zefa. When he was in the capital of seven waters, he was put under Yang Ming's command by Chief Instructor Zefa. Over the years, he has followed Yang Ming to fight everywhere, accumulating meritorious service all the way, and then through Yang Ming's Promoted to the rank of major general.

This kuweqi man with thick bones and shoulders as thick as a city wall has two arms that are so long that they can even touch the soles of his feet when they hang down. A gift from Yang Ming.

Seeing Luffy and his party, Xiu Zuo moved his wrists expressionlessly, making a series of crackling sounds like roasted beans.

Xiu Zuo has this virtue, no matter what the situation is, he always maintains this face, which makes it easy for people to think that he has facial paralysis.

"Sorry, this road is blocked!"

As the words fell, Xiu Zuo's body was extremely hairy, orangutan hair grew out, covering most of his face, and his whole body developed horizontally. The swollen chest muscles directly tore through the clothing, revealing muscles as strong as granite.

The armed domineering covered his arms, and the tall orangutan stood tall like a little giant on the desert, staring down at Luffy and his group, casting a large shadow at the same time, giving them a group of people A great sense of oppression.

With five fingers clenched into a fist, Xiu Zuo struck the ground with heavy mines.

A series of sand pillars soared into the sky and galloped straight ahead.

Seeing this, Lu Fei and his party turned pale with fright, and quickly avoided in all directions.

Sauron put the word He Dao into his mouth, drew his sword out of its sheath with both hands, his eyes were as sharp as a falcon, and said:

"Watch me chop you up!"