Pirates making memes: get eight magic skills at the beginning

"Give him a little naval shock!"

When the Straw Hat Pirates approached the firing range of the fort, the fort on the city wall suddenly fired black solid shells. The deep sea prison has not yet completed the update iteration of the equipment, and it is still using old-fashioned equipment. It does not cost money now. Generally, firing shells is purely to consume a little backlog of shells, but this is a pain for the Straw Hat Pirates!

The artillery roared and the smoke filled the air.

The Thousand Miles of Sunshine sailed with difficulty amidst the shells covering the sky, and Nami frantically turned the rudder, causing the slightly petite three-masted sailing ship to drift on the sea surface, avoiding a series of S-shaped moves. Constant artillery bombardment.

If it is really impossible to avoid the shells, there are three combatants, Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji, as resistance.

During this period of time, the Straw Hat Pirates have accumulated considerable experience on the great route, and Luffy and his party have also made considerable progress, enough to be worthy of the title of supernova.

However, because several supernovas fell in the hands of the navy not long ago, the pirates are now terrified and regard the name supernova as an unknown symbol, and now there are no good people to take the name of supernova again.

"Rubber rubber rubber...rubber bazooka!"

Luffy's two arms stretched behind him until it was more than [-] meters before it seemed to reach the limit. As the two rubber arms were retracted, they brought a powerful force and pushed Luffy's whole body to shoot out. A strong wind current was left on the ground, and the whole person flew towards the wall of the deep sea prison.

"What's coming up?"

"Oops! Enemy attack!"

The soldiers on the city wall only felt a black shadow swiftly passing before their eyes. When they realized it, Luffy had already successfully landed on the city wall. He waved two huge fists and turned them into a dense offensive, bombarding them like a storm. On the soldiers around.

"Bang bang bang! bang bang bang! bang bang bang..."

Fisting into the flesh, these are just mortal soldiers, how can they withstand the repeated bombardment of Luffy, the whole person flies out, stacked together like an arhat, and let out waves of painful wailing.

Fortunately, Luffy is not a bloodthirsty person. In addition, his old man Garp is a naval hero, and his good buddy Yang Ming is the current Marshal of Shura. Dead people, at most, just break a few bones of the opponent, lose their mobility, and cannot prevent them from logging into the deep sea prison.

Otherwise, Luffy can imagine that once he goes on a killing spree like those evil pirates, causing boundless killings here, without the help of Mr. Garp, the cheap big brother Marshal Shura will come in person.

For Yang Ming, the cheap big brother, Lu Fei has some psychological shadows, and he is really afraid that he will end up in the same end as Fire Fist Ace.

After all, according to Yang Ming's previous style, Yang Ming has never rubbed sand in his eyes, and he has never been false to criminals.

Luffy walked and fought all the way on the city wall. It was like the unparalleled mode turned on. The guns and ammunition of ordinary soldiers had no effect on him at all. The fist flew out with a single blow.

The video phone bug attached to the wall saw all this scene and reported it to Director Magellan truthfully.

"Ton ton ton! Ton ton ton! Ton ton ton..."

Director Magellan drank a special potion of life, which was made from the tears of Princess Manshirley of the Lilliputian Kingdom. It was no longer made of bath water and footwash water. It could be said to be extremely rare and rare, and life The recovery ability is also far superior to ordinary potions, and they are not circulated in the market, and only related households can get them.

Since having this life potion, Director Magellan no longer suffers from diarrhea all day long.

Magellan, the director, took the poisonous fruit. Although he gained great strength, he also suffered from laxative problems. He stayed in the toilet for at least 24 hours 15 hours a day.

This also led to the fact that he obviously possessed a general-level combat power, but he could only live in a dark deep-sea prison.

But in fact, the reason why Director Magellan has frequent defecation is that his body is affected by the poisonous fruit, and the blood and flesh gradually contain toxins.

After all, Director Magellan is a human being, not a natural poison. When the toxin content in the body surges, it will trigger the body's immune system to expel the toxin from the body through defecation.

The life potion of Princess Manxueli of the Lilliputian Kingdom replenishes the vitality of Director Magellan, making his body able to withstand the transformation of the poisonous fruit, so naturally there is no need to spend a lot of time in the toilet every day.

"The life potion given by the marshal really works!"

Director Magellan let out a long sigh, and watched the Straw Hat Pirates making trouble in the deep-sea prison, with a broad palm resting on the brim of the hat, and a pair of pupils under the brim of the hat flickered with dim light, and said:

"In a short time, I will be able to leave this dark deep-sea prison and go to the Navy Headquarters to replace Admiral Aokiji Kuzan and become the new Admiral of the Navy Headquarters. I can't let you bother me!"

Director Magellan stood up and walked out of the office slowly.

The jailers on both sides of the prison road bowed and saluted one after another to show their respect.

The tall figure stepped into the old elevator, and with the sound of gears sliding and the sound of "cracking" between the chains, the elevator came to the ground floor.

When the director, Elder Mai, stepped out of the elevator, he happened to meet the Straw Hat Pirates who broke into the building.

"Sorry, this road is blocked."

Director Magellan grinned at Luffy and his party, his ghost-like face looked a bit green-faced and fang-like, a terrifying aura rose from his body, and two people appeared behind him. The poisonous dragon twisting his waist made him look like a devil descending.

Magellan, the administrator, is tall and burly, his head almost touching the ceiling. He looks like Satan, wearing a dark uniform of the administrator, with two winding black horns on his head, and a pair of black wings on his back. Wearing white gloves.

"Poison Dragon!"

With the director Magellan sipping in a deep voice, two thick poisonous dragons hugged by five people came out behind him, opened a bloody mouth, drops of viscous venom fell on the floor, and let out bursts of "chi chi" The sound can easily leave uneven corrosion potholes on the hard granite slabs, which is enough to show its toxicity!