I am a god in Naruto

After a while, An Yi and others finished dinner, put on their clothes, and sat on the grass next to the projector, drinking milk tea and watching "SpongeBob SquarePants" on the screen in front of them.

Now that summer has turned into autumn, the autumn air is crisp during the day, but it is still a bit cold at night, so only a few people will change clothes.

As for the big goldfish, it was also put into the fish tank that An Yi had just created.

"Big goldfish, are you a male or a female?"

After watching another episode of "SpongeBob SquarePants" and watching the big goldfish laughing non-stop in a lolita tone, a strong curiosity suddenly arose in my heart.

When I came to the fish tank of the big goldfish, I patted the fish tank and asked whether the goldfish was male or female.

"Master, Yujia is a little female fish..."

When the big goldfish heard An Yi's question, it looked back at "SpongeBob SquarePants" on the curtain. It looked at An Yi shyly and turned around a few times in the fish tank. It was a real female fish.

"Looking at what you're doing, it doesn't feel like it!"

Senju Sakurako on the grass glanced at the big goldfish and made a casual conversation.

"Yujia, she is really a female fish!"

Seeing that Senju Sakurako suspected that it was not a female, the big goldfish was so anxious that it rolled up in the fish tank and exposed its belly for An Yi and others to check.

However, what disappoints it is that An Yi and the others don't know how to check the male and female of a fish, and they are not that boring, having to distinguish the male and female of a fish.

"Okay, okay, let's consider you a female fish! How old are you this year? How many years have you been a river god?"

An Yi patted the fish tank and continued to ask his questions. He was curious about how many years this fish had been a river god before he could accumulate so much gold, silver and jewelry.

Not only An Yi was curious about this, but Asuka and Senju Sakurako were also curious, and they all looked at An Yi and the big goldfish in the fish tank.

"What does it mean to be a female fish? Yu Jia is really a female fish..."

The big goldfish was just about to argue a few words, but saw the nonchalant looks of An Yi and others. He swallowed the words he had not yet spoken again and answered An Yi's question with an unhappy face:

"Master, the Yu family can only preserve its memory after evolving into a ninja fish. Therefore, the Yu family does not know how long it lived before becoming a ninja fish. However, after the Yu family evolved into a ninja fish, it lived a total of 84 years. ."

The big goldfish was blowing bubbles in the fish tank and looking at An Yi resentfully.

"84 years, that means you are at least 84 years old this year? Oh my god~ you are older than my uncle!"

An Yi was very surprised to hear that the big goldfish lived for at least 84 years. He was only five years old this year and was about to turn six. This big goldfish had lived as long as he had for fourteen years.

"Hmm~ The life span of the Yu family has been greatly extended after becoming a ninja fish. As for the river god, the Yu family only thought of becoming a river god 20 years ago."

The big goldfish continued to answer An Yi's question. At this time, it didn't know that An Yi's uncle was the God of Ninja World, Senju Hashirama. Otherwise, how could it have so much resistance? How could it, a river god from the Land of Fire, follow Being compared to the God of the Ninja World, being able to be the pet of the nephew of the God of the Ninja World is considered a high achievement and can be called the pinnacle of fish life.

Before this big goldfish became a river god, he had been staying in the rivers of the Fire Country and practicing hard, but he had not made much progress after years of hard training.

Later, I heard the legend of the carp leaping over the Dragon Gate from somewhere, so I began to dream that one day I would be able to leap over the Dragon Gate and transform into a dragon and fly to heaven.

As for why it became a river god, this is what humans taught it. During the 60 years of hard training, it often swam in the rivers of the Kingdom of Fire. Occasionally, it would be heard by the river, or on boats, or on bridges. ...There are experiences of humans discussing how easy it is to give gifts.

Through those experiences, the big goldfish felt that it also had to prepare a big gift. When the carp jumped over the dragon gate, it would give it to the supervisor who supervises the carp jumping over the dragon gate, and ask the supervisor to help it lower the dragon gate so that it could cross the dragon gate smoothly. .

"Since you are the River God, is your River God's blessing true? Can you really make people's luck skyrocket?"

At this moment, Senju Sakurako and Asuka came over, squatted in front of the fish tank, and asked about the big goldfish whether the river god's blessing was true or false. After all, it is incredible that something can increase people's luck.

Even Tobirama, the inventor of forbidden ninjutsu, failed to invent a ninjutsu that could improve one's luck.

"This... that... tell the truth! I can't help people improve their luck at all. Those are all nonsense spread by you humans. I think this gimmick is good and can make people send me more treasures, so I borrowed it. come over."

The big goldfish twisted its body a few times in the fish tank in embarrassment. Having a lie exposed on the spot always makes the liar feel a little bit embarrassed.

"If you can't help people improve their luck, then what are the examples circulating in the Fire Nation?"

After hearing what the big goldfish said, Senju Sakurako and Asuka nodded. This is normal. How could there be anything in this world that can help people improve their luck?

However, they did not stop asking questions and continued to ask what happened to the cases Senju Sakurako mentioned before.

"Those examples are all those people who were lucky enough. You also know that luck is a mysterious thing, and the boundaries of whether it is good or not are also very blurry. I have met so many people and blessed so many people. It has spread. There are only a few examples..."

The big goldfish continued to answer Senju Sakurako and Asuka's doubts. According to what it said, luck is hard to say whether it is good or bad.

Just like a person from a poor family who accidentally lost 500 yuan and was very heartbroken. He just walked into the toilet to smoke a cigarette to calm down, but found that the 500 yuan was floating in the toilet, so he immediately picked it up happily. Put that 500 yuan to your mouth and kiss it hard a few times... The recovery of the 500 yuan is a good day for this poor family.

Another example is a restaurant owner with an average daily income of over RMB 500. When he counted today's income in the evening, he found that he only earned [-] yuan today.

Of course, the blessing of this big goldfish really has some effect, but the big goldfish doesn't know it. After all, it can evolve into a ninja fish. Today, it was rescued by An Yi and adopted as a pet, which is enough to prove how lucky it is. .

For a fish that is full of luck, its blessings will more or less play a role.

"So that's how it is..."

After answering their doubts, Senju Sakurako and Asuka returned to the grass next to the projector and continued watching "SpongeBob SquarePants."

As for An Yi, he looked at the big goldfish in the fish tank and said with a smile: "Dajin, dance for me!"

An Yi has never seen what fish dance looks like.