I am a god in Naruto

And in the next few days, the business of those barber shops was very good. After learning that An Yi was more likely to be interested in people with rare hair colors, the parents of those children went to the barber shops to change their hair colors.

Fluorescent green, starlight blue, colorful pink...all kinds of colors emerge in endlessly.

People with weird-colored hair can be seen everywhere on the streets of Konoha. In the next period of time, Konoha seemed to have become the capital of killing people.

"No...no...I don't have a knife called White Fang at home. All I have at home are stainless steel knives made with special techniques."

Hearing An Yi's question, Hatake Sakumo still had the same nervous posture and stammered his answer to An Yi.

The Hatake clan was originally a kendo family from the Kingdom of Iron. However, during the Warring States Period, a clan leader from the previous generations of the Hatake clan saw the power of ninjutsu performed by ninjas and knew that swordsmanship alone was not enough to defeat him. The family went to compete with the ninja family.

So the leader of the Hatake clan waved his hand and decided to reform, hoping to create a ninja swordsmanship suitable for their Hatake clan, so that their Hatake clan could transform into a ninja family.

Many years later, after seeing the powerful strength of Hashirama and Uchiha Madara, the previous generation Hatake Clan leader directly defected to Konoha and chose to join them.

After so many years and the inventions and improvements of so many people in the Hatake clan, the Hatake clan has developed preliminary ninja sword skills that are exclusive to the Hatake clan.

The current Hatake Sakumo has been learning and practicing the ninjutsu from a young age day after day. (Hatake Sakumo will also make a major improvement to Hatake's sword technique in the later period. It was with that improved sword technique and his own strength that Hatake Sakumo became Konoha White Fang!)

"Why don't you have a knife called White Fang in your family? Do you have a knife that's all white?"

An Yi was very surprised when he heard Hatake Sakumo's words. In his previous life, he had always thought that White Fang was the heirloom of his Hatake clan!

It seems that this is not the case now, but An Yi is still thinking, what if White Fang is indeed the heirloom of the Hatake clan, but it is not called that name now, and the name was changed later?

"No...no...I don't have a white knife at home..."

Hatake Sakumo was very confused and didn't understand why An Yi kept asking him if he had a white knife at home!

"Alright then~"

An Yi nodded in disappointment, he also wanted to meet the famous White Fang in the future!

But when Anyi saw Hatake Sakumo's nervous posture, he thought of a bad idea and teased Hatake Sakumo with a wicked smile: "Sakumo, do you have someone you like? Or does anyone like you?"

An Yi wants to know if the future [-]-[-] mother has appeared now, and if so, what does she look like?

"No, no, no... I don't have a girl I like..."

Hearing An Yi's question, Hatake Sakumo waved his hands repeatedly, his face flushed with embarrassment.

"No, no, why are you so excited? Is it possible that you really have a girl in mind? Did I say that you are the one? If so, just tell the truth. When my uncles Hashirama and Madara come back, I will Let them be matchmakers for you, the first Hokage and the second Hokage will be matchmakers for you, if word of this spreads, how awesome will you be!"

An Yi looked at the excited Hatake Sakumo and joked with a smirk again.

"no, I'm fine!"

Hatake Sakumo waved his hands again and again. He really didn't have a girl he liked. If An Yi really brought Hashirama and Uchiha Madara over to be his matchmakers, then he would have one even if he didn't have one!

An Yi looked at Hatake Sakumo who was so socially fearful, and felt very interesting for a moment. She couldn't help but wonder what kind of woman he would marry in the future, and what kind of woman would he be?

Of course, the standard combination of social phobia is also social phobia, but one is social phobia and the other is social phobia.

What An Yi didn't know was that in their next class, there was a girl with social phobia. Just a few months after she entered school, she met Sakumo Hatake, who was practicing swordsmanship, by chance.

Just one glance at this girl made her fall in love with Hatake Sakumo. She liked the way he concentrated when practicing his swordsmanship, the way he sweat flowed down his face, the way he stood quietly outside the crowd, and the way he closed his eyes and relaxed when he went to the toilet. The appearance of...

Yes, this girl with social phobia confessed her feelings to Hatake Sakumo while he was going to the toilet.

At that time, Hatake Sakumo happened to have just heard from An Yi the story of the shit-eating ghost in Konoha after the n change, and then thinking about the fact that shit was often thrown away in his own toilet, Hatake Sakumo was so frightened that he directly slashed the man with a knife. girl.

There were simply two school security guards in the toilet at that time, which almost prevented the tragedy from happening.

(The seven dung thieves will also start an investment business in the future, specializing in investing in children who are likely to become strong people, stealing their excrement and storing it, and then selling their excrement when they become strong one day!

Relying on this kind of investment, the Seven Pirates later made a lot of money. However, when their business became more and more prosperous, Orochimaru, who was short of experimental materials, simply stole all their inventory in one fell swoop.

At that time, the seven people who stole the shit exploded, performing one shit escape ninjutsu after another, and started a golden shit defense battle with Orochimaru.

When Orochimaru faced these shockingly lethal ninjutsu at first, he kept dodging and did not dare to fight hard. However, when Orochimaru accidentally failed to dodge, and after the aftermath of a shit escape ninjutsu, Orochimaru's seal was lifted on the spot. , using various ninjutsu to beat up the seven dung thieves.

In the end, they even stripped them naked, covered their bodies with 'peanut butter', and hung them on the gate of Konoha Village.

Do you think Orochimaru has gone too far, stealing other people's things, beating them, and insulting them like this? )

Let’s talk about the girl with social phobia. She confessed her love to Hatake Sakumo in the toilet and was so scared that Hatake Sakumo almost stabbed her to death, but he still didn’t give up.

Continuing to pursue Sakumo Hatake unremittingly, she announced in front of the whole school teachers and students that Sakumo Hatake was her future man, ran to Sakumo Hatake's house, called Sakumo Hatake's parents, and rushed in Hatake Sakumo was taking a shower in the bathroom and said he wanted to rub his back...