I am a god in Naruto

"Deer calf, no!"

When the children of the Nara clan saw that Nara Kako was about to hit a pillar and die, they quickly exclaimed and rushed towards Nara Kako to stop him.

It's a pity that they are really far away from Nara Shikakoko, and they haven't learned the teleportation technique yet, so they are really beyond their reach!

"King Kong Blockade!"

Just when those children of the Nara clan closed their eyes, preparing to wait for the tragedy to come.

Mito Uzumaki took action and directly used the Uzumaki clan's signature ninjutsu, King Kong Blockade. Several golden chains extended from behind, tying Nara Shikako's body and controlling him.

Then Mito Uzumaki stepped forward and slapped Nara Shikako with a calming technique, putting him directly into anesthesia.

"Inada, Furukawa, you two take him away and keep an eye on him."

Uzumaki Mito handed the unconscious Nara Shikoko to the two doctors on the side and asked them to take him away and keep an eye on him.

"Yes! Mito-sama!"

Doctor Inada and Doctor Furukawa straightened their bodies instantly and responded to Uzumaki Mito.

Then he left excitedly with Nara Kakoko. One of them was excited to feel the brick prints up close, and the other was happy to finally have anal experiment material again.

Dr. Furukawa studies his anus in front of the mirror every day. He even studies the folds of his anus, how far it can expand, how deep it goes into the rectum, and how long it takes for stimulation to produce anal oil... everything is clearly understood.

Dr. Inada didn't know what he was about to face. When he saw Dr. Furukawa's diagnosis and treatment of Nara Shikoko, he was instantly frightened and hid in the corner without daring to move.

Uzumaki Mito arranged for Dr. Inada and Dr. Furukawa to take away Nara Shikako, then turned around and gave instructions to the children of the Nara clan.

"Are you all from the Nara clan? Go back and inform his family, tell them the sad news, and then ask them to come over as soon as possible to see if you can help this child's condition."

"Okay, Mito-sama!"

The children of the Nara clan, after hearing Uzumaki Mito's instructions, agreed and turned around and ran out of the hospital.

……

In the next few hours, the news that Tobirama opened a ninja school and drove Nara Shikako to insanity instantly spread throughout Konoha.

Parents in Konoha went to the Ninja School one after another to pick up their children, fearing that they would suffer from mental problems like Nara Shikako.

Mental problems are difficult to cure. Didn’t you see that the previous member of the Sarutobi clan, after such a long period of treatment, still started to hold a wedding with a female monkey named Xiaorou.

I heard that the Sarutobi clan members are all ready to marry this female monkey named Xiaorou and have several more aunts and female monkeys.

(Actually, the Sarutobi clan member wanted to marry him at first, so An Yi gave the female silverback gorilla to Hiruzen Sarutobi as his first wife among the two silverback gorillas.

However, Sarutobi Hiruzen's understatement later made him change his mind.

Sarutobi Hiruzen said that he must let the two silverback gorillas have offspring. You can marry the female silverback gorilla. I have no objection, as long as you don't mind the male silverback gorilla. , just come to your wife to give birth to a monkey from time to time.

Hearing this, the Sarutobi clan member immediately changed his mind. It was true that he had a problem with his sexual orientation, but he didn't want to be raped!And he was still raped by a monkey! )

(I saw a piece of news yesterday. A middle-aged white man in Florida, USA, discovered that he had been raped. After a week-long investigation, he discovered that the dog he had been raping since childhood was the one who had raped him.

Later, the couple divorced, and the woman wanted nothing but the dog.

After the final divorce, the woman even made her own marriage certificate with the dog, took wedding photos with the dog in a wedding dress and a suit, and posted them online. There was even a video of it in (__)...

My younger brother was shocked by this. I have to say that foreigners are quite open-minded. )

……

In Konoha Hospital, Nara Shikoko's ward, Uzumaki Mito's anesthesia has failed and Nara Shikoko has woken up.

He was currently tied to the bed, wearing a special hospital gown, and a towel was stuffed in his mouth.

Beside him stood Doctor Inada and Doctor Furukawa.

Nara Shikako felt the pain under her body, and then looked at Dr. Furukawa who was smiling evilly next to her. For a moment, she couldn't help but panicked and thought: "This weird uncle won't do anything to me, right? Mom, I If you want to go home, who will save the child?"

Dr. Furukawa is in a very comfortable mood now, because during his just examination, he unexpectedly discovered that Nara Shikoko actually has hemorrhoids. Although they are not big, they are there.

In line with the benevolent attitude of a doctor, Dr. Furukawa took the initiative to perform a hemorrhoidectomy on Nara Shikako. After the operation, he did not forget to go deep into Nara Shikako's anus and study it carefully. He had always been curious about the cause of the hemorrhoids. What caused it?

Outside Nara Shikako's ward, Tobirama, Uzumaki Mito, and the heads of the major families in Konoha were all here, observing Nara Shikako in the ward through the glass on the side of Nara Shikako's ward.

As for Hashirama and Uchiha Madara... due to the development of Suna Ninja Village in the past few months, it has been possible to hold a durian eating contest, so under the decision of the light soil Kazekage, they immediately prepared to hold a durian eating contest.

He also sent invitations to Hashirama and Uchiha Madara. When Hashirama heard that Sand Ninja Village decided to hold a durian eating contest, he dragged Uchiha Madara to participate.

"Tobirama, it seems that there is indeed a big problem with your education methods. What harm has it done to the children of our clan!"

Outside Nara Shikakoko's ward, Nara Shikakoko took the lead in attacking Tobirama.

"Yes, yes, yes, Tobirama, there is indeed a big problem with your education method. My neighbor's child comes home from school every night crying and doing his homework until midnight. As a result, I can't sleep well every night. , I always have nightmares about wronged souls asking for their lives..."

"Tobirama, your education methods must change. If you don't change, I won't let the children of our clan go to your ninja school."

"Yes, this time you are tempting us with the quota of comfortable objects..."

"You can do this, Tobirama. Now that Xiao Anyi himself takes time off frequently, your ninja school no longer has any appeal to us!"

"Tobirama, you don't know that my second son comes home crying every day. Every time he cries, my tigress comes to settle accounts with me. Look, the scratches on my face haven't fallen off yet. !”