I am a god in Naruto

"Hey, Nara clan members, are you sure there's really nothing wrong with his mind?"

After hearing Nara Shikako's brilliant plan, the eight-year-old child who looked like a 48-year-old child pointed at Nara Shikako, tilted his head, looked at the group of Nara clan children, and asked them doubtfully.

"It should, maybe, maybe, probably... no problem, right? After all, this is a joint decision made by the Great Demon King Tobirama and so many of our clan leaders."

The children of the Nara clan also responded with an uncertain tone when they heard Nara Shikako's brilliant plan.

They also felt that Nara Shikako must have some serious illness, but due to the examination results jointly announced by Tobirama and so many clan leaders, Nara Shikako was indeed a normal person, and at most he was just a super weirdo.

"No problem, how could he come up with such a brilliant plan? Can such a brilliant plan be used by him to become a great hero in our hearts? Are you of the Nara clan sure that he is really one of your clansmen? Could it be that I hugged you wrongly back then?"

The children around also expressed their opinions.

"That's right, that's right, I think so too. No matter how you look at him, he feels like a member of the Thousand Hands clan..."

"Hello? Boy, do you want to be beaten? Although our Thousand Hands clan is slow in thinking, we are much better than idiots like this."

"If blowing up the school can be considered a good idea, then how about I burn the school down too?"

"No, no, no, how can burning a school be considered a good idea? It can be easily discovered and stopped. How about we dig up the school? As long as we dig some holes in the load-bearing part of the school building, wait until it rains heavily one day or When the wind blows, the school building will naturally collapse!"

"Brother, what a great idea you have! The Aburame clan over there, I remember that you Aburame clan has bugs that specialize in digging things, right? And those bugs are not big and are highly hidden, so they are very suitable for implementing this plan. "

"Our clan does have this kind of bug, called the wall-breaking bug, which is specially used to dig suitable places for bugs to live..."

"Hehehe~ Since you all mentioned your own ideas, I have to mention one too..."

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"Hey, hey, hey! Can you guys just listen to me? Of course my brilliant plan doesn't stop there."

Nara Shikako looked at many Konoha children who began to look down on his own plans before he finished speaking, and also proposed many plans to laugh at him.

Nara Shikako suddenly felt unhappy. He stood on a high platform with his hands on his hips and shouted loudly.

"Then tell me what your brilliant plan is?"

After hearing Nara Shikako's words, many children fell silent, preparing to wait until Nara Shikako finished telling him his brilliant plan before continuing to laugh at him.

"Although your plan is also very good, it is far behind compared to mine. Your plan either requires a long period of preparation, or it is easy to be blocked. It is not at all comparable to my plan. Bi, my plan can blow up the entire ninja school to the sky in an instant."

Nara Shikako puffed up his chest and first belittled the plans put forward by many Konoha children, and then talked about the differences between his own plans and those just proposed.

"How is this possible? The Ninja School occupies such a large area. If you want to blow it up into the sky in an instant, you need at least forbidden ninjutsu. And those of us don't even know how to use large-scale ninjutsu. You are not kidding when you say this. ?"

After listening to Nara Shikako's supplementary explanation, many Konoha present began to pick up the thorns in this plan.

"That's right, that's right. When Hashirama-sama was still the Hokage, he had already announced that the detonating talisman was prohibited from being used in Konoha except in war situations, except for open competitions, open challenges, and open discussions."

"We can't even ask our elders to come. There are guards all around this ninja school, and there is also a sensory barrier. They will be discovered as soon as they arrive."

"Hmm~ To sum up, Nara Shikako, your plan is just whimsical!"

"No, it's not a fantasy. Maybe after we graduate from the ninja school and are promoted to Jonin, we can achieve this feat by working together."

"Hahaha... burp... hahaha burp... hahaha... burp..."

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When Nara Shikako saw so many children, he felt that his plan could not be implemented, and he was not as dissatisfied as before.

In his opinion, if he could do something that so many children thought was impossible, wouldn't it mean that he was stronger than all these children?

Many children chatted and discussed for a long time, but Nara Shikako was not seen defending. Looking towards him, he saw Nara Shikako looking at them with a smile on his face.

Seeing Nara Shikako's appearance, they all calmed down, preparing to wait for Nara Shikako to finish his explanation before continuing to criticize and ridicule him.

"I have solved all the problems you mentioned."

After all the children present calmed down, Nara Shikako continued to speak with a smile.

"What? It's all solved? Then tell me, how did you solve it? First, let's talk about things that violate Konoha village rules. You have to do it yourself. We won't do it."

Hearing Nara Shikamako say that the problem has been solved, everyone present was very surprised. The problem that so many of them had not thought of, was actually thought up by Nara Shikamako.

Of course, after being surprised, everyone present also became curious about how Nara Shikako solved these problems.

Nara Shikako stood on the high platform, looking at the many children below who raised their heads with curiosity and expectancy. He smiled proudly, coughed twice, and said his solution.

"You all know that Konoha was just rebuilt a few days ago. As for why it was rebuilt, you all know in your heart..."

Speaking of this, Nara Shikamako was used to being arrogant, but when he saw many children below him raising their right fists, he quickly returned to normal and continued talking.

"During the 'Shit Rebellion' some time ago, a lot of excrement accumulated in Konoha's main septic tank. I went to ask the owner of the fried chicken shop who caused us such disgrace, and he said that in Konoha's main septic tank, Ye's current septic tank is filled with a lot of methane..."

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