I am a god in Naruto

Seeing Quan Nai and his assistants jumping off the bungee jumping platform together, the Thousand Hands tribesman on the bungee jumping platform who was waiting to watch the fun was suddenly startled and quickly climbed to the edge of the bungee jumping platform and rushed to Quan Nai who had already jumped down. Some of his assistants shouted loudly to remind:

"Hey, that's not how bungee jumping works. This bungee can only allow one person to jump down at a time. If there are so many of you jumping, you will hit each other when the rope retracts!"

Quan Nai, who was descending rapidly with his limbs spread wide, and his assistants suddenly turned green when they heard the reminder from the Thousand Hands tribesman. Some of them were so scared that they even rushed to bungee jump. The Thousand Hands clansman on the platform roared:

"You didn't fucking tell me earlier. I've already jumped down before you said it. Just wait for me. I'll go up and throw you down later!"

"Bah, bah, bah, haha, think about it quickly, how to defend yourself later? With the speed at which the man's rope rebounded just now, if we collide, we may suffer fractures or serious injuries."

"Brother Izuna, can you promise me one thing? You see, I have already played bungee jumping with you. You must not use Susanoo to defend yourself later!"

"Yes, yes, brother, you are right, Senna-san, if you use Susanoo to defend yourself, our brothers will definitely have to go to Konoha Hospital later."

"I have a good way to prevent us from hitting each other. As long as we hug each other tightly, then even if the rope rebounds, it will only bounce together and we will not hit each other."

.........

Just as Izuna's assistants were discussing how to deal with the next danger.

Izuna grinned excitedly in the air and kept doing various poses. From time to time, he opened his mouth to the ninja world watching his live broadcast. The audience friends talked about the fun of bungee jumping.

Quan Nai is no longer afraid of the game of bungee jumping. He feels that the game invented by An Yi is very fun.

It allows people to experience the thrill of flying in the air without putting their lives in danger, and it also allows people to watch the scenery of Konoha from a high altitude.

The audience in the ninja world who watched Quan Na's live broadcast heard Quan Na's laughter and had mixed reactions.

"Seeing the host having so much fun makes me want to play. It does look very interesting, and it's not life-threatening anyway."

"Brother, my sister-in-law asked you to kneel down on the durian, but you haven't kneeled down yet. We'd better wait to discuss bungee jumping in Konoha!"

"Tch~ Second brother, you said that your sister-in-law is also true. Aren't I just kind-hearted and helping those poor girls? How could she be so angry? If she hadn't been angry, we would all be in Konoha by now. Wearing short sleeves for bungee jumping.”

"Anchor! Can you change the direction of your phone bug? Looking at your rapidly falling picture, I feel sick in my heart."

"Same feeling, I feel like my heart is about to burst out of my body."

"If you feel uncomfortable, why don't you close your eyes quickly? What are you doing with those big eyes open?"

"Don't you understand this? It's a rare opportunity to see the scenery of Konoha from a high altitude. It's rare to encounter it now, so why don't I take a good look at it?"

……

Soon, Quan Nai's descent reached the limit, and under the influence of the rebound of the rope, she began to rise again at a rapid speed.

"Wuhu~ This is so fun! Fuck..."

Feeling herself rising and looking at the scenery of Konoha, Izuna stood in a standing position, spread her limbs again, and made a gesture of hugging Konoha.

But just as he was posing happily, a big ball hit him. Izuna didn't pay attention and was knocked away by the big ball in the air.

Quan Nai, who was knocked away, covered the position where he was hit and looked at the big ball. The big ball was actually his assistants hugging each other tightly.

After hitting Quan Nai, the person in the direction where the big ball hit Quan Nai couldn't help but cry out: "Fuck, it hurts! Brother Quan Nai, why don't you come and join us!"

Quan Nai looked at the assistants who were hugging each other tightly without any dignity, and found it funny no matter how they looked at it. She re-posed and refused directly:

"No, a real man dares to face the pain head-on. Damn it..."

In just a short time, Quan Nai and others had risen to the highest point. Under the influence of gravity acceleration, they fell back down. And after Quan Nai finished his pose this time, the big ball hit him straight again.

Since Izuna closed his eyes when he was playing cool, he failed to avoid the big ball, causing the two sides to collide again, and this time the collision was more serious, knocking out the big ball composed of Izuna's assistants. , it fell apart directly.

Quan Nai and his assistants once again returned to their respective camps. Just when the assistants wanted to hug each other again, the second rebound of the rope had arrived.

Quan Nai and his assistants could only start to think of ways to avoid the impact of their companions.

"Hey~ I'm throwing it, you should fucking watch it, you bumped into me, you know? If something goes wrong with me, will you be responsible?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm responsible. I will definitely be responsible. Leave it to me to make your wife happy in the future!"

"Ah! Who is it! Who is trying to stab me in the back! Don't you know that I am also a man?"

"Oh~ I haven't screamed yet, what's your name? Aren't you still wearing pants? It hurts me more than you, do you know?"

"Bo Jiu, your fucking butt is sitting on my face. How long has it been since you washed your butt? Why is there such a bad smell? Huh? No, why is there still..."

"Shhhhhhhhhhh... Brother, don't shout, don't shout. I felt sick in my stomach when I was down there before and wanted to go to the toilet, but who knew that this inhumane Quan Nai pulled us over to play bungee jumping together?" , He didn’t even give me time to go to the toilet. I wanted to wear a diaper, but he wouldn’t let me wear it.”

"Huh? In that case, this thing on your butt..."

"During that collision just now, my uh-huh~ part was accidentally knocked open, so..."

"I'm going to fuck your uncle. Ugh! You're so pissed! Ugh! Get out of here!"

……

In this case, where Konoha could see this bungee jumping platform, and the audience watching Izuna's live broadcast in the ninja world, they witnessed a unique war.

The impact continued for several minutes, until all the resilience of the rope was exhausted. Only then did Quan Nai and his assistants hang by the rope in mid-air dozens of meters above the ground, waiting for the two men riding large birds. The Thousand Hands tribesmen came to the rescue.