Hogwarts Sword Fairy

In the evening, Qi Linger, Jiangchen, Ma Xiaoling, Qiu Shu, Kuang Guohua, Kuang Tianyou, Jin Future, Jin Zhengzhong, Bai Susu, and Xiaoqing all gathered together.

Ling'er said calmly: "Now, the first thing everyone needs to prepare for is that Domoto Jing has turned into a zombie. The second thing everyone has to face is that in the future, Do Benjing will get pregnant and become a zombie." . The baby she gives birth to will be Moxing, and he will be on the same level as the uncle. The next thing we have to face is Nuwa's destruction of the world. Moxing and the uncle are on our side, and the rest are all enemies."

Uncle Qiu asked: "Wait a minute, are you sure the general will be on our side?"

The general said calmly: "Well, it's hard to say, but at the current position, we are at one end."

Ling'er kicked the general's leg, and then said: "First of all, all of you must re-establish the ancient myth."

Ma Xiaoling interrupted: "Wait, what does it have to do with ancient mythology?"

Ling'er said calmly: "Well, in ancient mythology, Pangu is the uncle around us; Nuwa is the goddess of creation and the mother of mankind; Fuxi, the human king, come and yell at me." The general turned into a zombie form speechlessly, Ling'er said calmly. Er pointed and said: "Fuxi looks like this, Our Lady of Yaochi looks like this, and the legendary Bible code was also written by a guy like this. The five-color messengers all look like humans, one is a fox, one is a snake, and one is a handle. The face turned into that of A Xiu, a bald head with a strong desire for power, and a dark black sister who seemed to be possessed by fate."

Ma Xiaoling interrupted again: "Wait, you mean, the gods we know are basically zombies?"

Ling'er nodded: "All the people of the Pangu clan are zombies. Also, the new proprietress of WAITEING BAR should be your aunt, Ma Dingdang, who has an affair with the uncle, and Nuwa, who has an affair with the uncle. Also, the Ma family is conservative now. It is estimated that more than five dragons can be released, but, haha, I still can't take the uncle back."

Ma Xiaoling patted her head, thought for a moment and then asked, "Wait, you don't care? You don't care if there is someone outside?"

Ling'er scratched his head and said: "Those are his previous romantic debts. At worst, let's chop up the last five dragons and seven swords together. He won't die anyway, so just chop them all and we'll be done. By the way, Nuwa will Turn into a meteorite and have an ice age where the dinosaurs become extinct.”

Uncle Qiu interrupted: "Can't this matter be solved?"

Ling'er pointed to the future and said: "Her baby can dig out Pangu's things left in the world and clean up Nuwa's things. In principle, the uncle is responsible for this thing, but if this thing is leaked, he will have to do it himself. By the way, After a future pregnancy, fresh human blood will be prepared, and malnutrition of the child will be very troublesome."

A group of people scratched their heads, and the future raised their hands: "Wait, no one of you asked me for my opinion?"

Ling'er complained: "From the beginning to the end, you are only there for psychological construction and have no ability to resist. By the way, as a zombie baby, blood-sucking is necessary. If you don't have enough to eat, you will die quickly. You can't bully the child too much." "

Bai Susu raised her hand: "Then what does it have to do with us?"

Ling'er said calmly: "We, Sanchun, are here to watch the excitement."

Jin Laiwei is also a person with a strong desire to survive. He asked directly: "Sister, can I kill people through crowdfunding? Help me deal with Domoto Jing, I don't want to have children."

Ling'er touched his chin and looked at the general. He really had to ask the general about this. The key is where is this guy now? He also had to ask the true ancestor of the zombies!

The general touched his chin and said, "I don't care about this. What's more, the magic star is doomed. This really shouldn't be done. However, my wife, you are right. I can't take the blame. Since Lan Dali did it, it doesn't count." It’s on Lan Dali’s head.”

Ling'er slapped his head, feeling like he wanted to hit someone. How to break it?Looking at the unhappy girl, the general was speechless, thinking about coaxing his wife like this.

Ling'er looked at the general and asked coldly: "If I lift the table, where will you help me?"

The general was puzzled: "Wait a minute, wife, what is the definition of flipping the table?"

Ling'er calmly counted her fingers: "Enemies: Lan Dali, plus you Crow, Xu Fu, Hei Yu, Huang Zi, Bai Hu and Hong Chao can be counted here. If Nu Wa is killed, Pangu will be killed." Use bows and arrows to chop down the meteorite, and call it a day."

After hearing this, the general immediately covered his face. He moved the table with emotion in a literal sense. He directly killed all the troublemakers and finished the work smoothly. This was what this child did. Without this brain circuit, he could not graduate from Azkaban. of.

The general thought about it and asked, "Wait a minute, why isn't Dingdang on your list?"

Ling'er looked at the general with disdain and said, "That girl is with us, letting the dragon go."

The general thought about it in silence and said, "Well, you can play whatever you want, I'll pretend you didn't see it, and remember not to make it too exaggerated. For example, if you sink an island or something, just go ahead and don't do it like that."

Ling'er nodded. She was most annoyed by guys like Lan Dali, so she suddenly smiled and asked, "So, where is Lan Dali now?"

Although he could take care of General Khan and the Five-color Envoy, he really didn’t know where they were hanging out, so he said honestly: “I really don’t know about this.”

Ling'er narrowed her eyes and changed the topic: "What about Crow and Xu Fu?"

The general closed his eyes and felt for a while and said: "These two guys went to the island country." Ling'er looked at Jin Zhengzhong with excitement, this guy is going to be a (Japanese) ghost, it is worth looking forward to!

After the negotiations were disbanded, I dreamed about Domoto Shizu in the future at night, and hoped that they could come to the island country to get together with them.Based on the principle of idleness, I also heard that two new zombies were on the island country, so Ma Xiaoling and Kuang Guohua also happily prepared to go to Japan together.

The generals looked at Ling'er sharpening his sword, and felt inexplicably sympathetic to Quirrell and Levis. Ling'er also brought Bai Susu and Xiaoqing with him this time, and the reason he gave was: "Looking at your Xu Xian (Japanese) ghost." The two of them. The woman said, this guy in the middle of the game needs an education!

When they came to the island country, the women just bought and bought at will. Although Ling'er looked for traces of the crow and even asked the peacock, the news he got was only that the crow happened 400 years ago.

Returning to Hong Kong Island, Ling'er found that there were many more hateful-looking guys on the road, but most of them were mortals, so she didn't take them to heart.It wasn't until Zhenzhen hit Zhongzhong that Ling'er felt something was wrong. It turned out that Zhengzhong had been addicted to ICQ recently, which was a small guessing game. If you win one game, you can see part of Sadako's face.

Once addicted, players will be infected with Sadako's resentment and gradually become hateful.Ling'er directly threw the question to Ma Xiaoling, and she only said: "You three women are in charge. Isn't it embarrassing that the exorcists of the Ma family are actually possessed by ghosts? (Japanese) ghosts don't play like this, right?"