Hogwarts Sword Fairy
Chapter 76. Tell a joke
Qi Ling'er asked doubtfully: "What are you trying to do?"
The general spread his hands and said, "Hold on for now."
Ling'er staggered, but still said: "When the matter here is over, you can accompany me to study a technology. I just want to know where the soul of this skill is. Don't worry, I will find someone who can kill him."
The general touched her head and said, "Anyone you think can be killed can be killed."
Ling'er was even more skeptical: "No, you will cultivate a murderer like this. I graduated from the Magic Prison."
The general said nonchalantly: "It's okay, it's okay. Even if you want to destroy the world, it's no problem."
Ling'er: "Ahem, uncle, are you serious?" Jiangchen continued to touch her little head.Obviously it's time to be serious.He was really thinking about it. The ones above said that you can make it casually, so just make it.
He also gave the little guy a spoiler: "Yes, I need to protect Nuwa. I am in the same situation as Dingdang. Don't be jealous."
Ling'er smiled: "When you finish your work here, I will take you to see my little friends. Tip: They are a couple that I made. They will not accept refutation." The general smiled, this is the best.
Ling'er thought of her little one and grabbed the giant panda out of the space, and then said: "I'll go, what did you eat? Why are you so big?"
The general replied: "Everything you eat is spiritual, and you will soon be transformed."
Ling'er covered her forehead and said to the general: "This guy was born before I met you. Is this really okay?"
The general smiled and asked, "Male?"
Ling'er calmly started petting the panda and said, "My family is a guide dog, and my family is a guide panda, hahaha."
The general asked directly: "Do you want to castrate? Safety first."
Ling'er said speechlessly: "Hey, hey, hey, please don't bully my little black guy, okay?"
The general grinded his teeth: "Xiao Hei?" A certain panda was extremely wronged. Who cares about it, nanny, help me!The general looked at this little guy and decided that changing his eyes must be put on the agenda.
The play here has not been finished yet, on the eve of Romeo and Juliet, Ma Dingdang came to tell the general: "Let me tell you a joke, my family named Ma has been catching ghosts for generations, and our oldest The enemy is the Zombie King named General, we will catch him tomorrow, end of joke."
Ling'er, who was eavesdropping on the side, burst into laughter. As a result, the general took the child and ran away. Ling'er became curious: "No, you are running wool?"
The general touched her head and said, "You must follow the script."
Ling'er asked: "Don't you think these two stupid women are quite pitiful? You are just a scumbag with your actions!"
The general asked calmly: "That's what you gave me. Don't I want to act?" Ling'er was speechless for a moment. Whatever, it has nothing to do with her anyway.Things here have come to an end, so Ling'er took the general with him and planned to go back to the mainland.
What surprised them was that Kuang Tianyou brought Axiu to see them, and Axiu turned into a third-generation zombie without any surprise.Ling'er nodded, yes, yes, they were paired again, very happy!
She gave a high-five to the general's hand and said happily: "Yeah, they made a pair of zombies. Great."
Jiang Chen rubbed the child's head speechlessly, "Okay, okay, as long as you are happy."Kuang Tianyou was speechless, while Axiu snickered.When they returned to the Wolong base, Mother Bear looked at the babies who were willing to give in more than her own, and very wisely pushed the remaining two in front of the two of them.
The general shook his head. This panda was really smart. He was happy to play with the panda along with his little girl.The two younger ones looked at their younger brother and quickly started masturbating, acting cute and casually masturbating.
Ling'er asked the general, "Are you embarrassed to masturbate for nothing?"
The general nodded and directly gave the ancient iron-eating beast's training techniques to the family. Then he looked at Ling'er. Ling'er was not stingy. He took out a bunch of things and happily invited the whole family to eat. By the way, he also gave one to the general. Question: "By the way, do you want to eat this?"
The general said calmly: "I can eat whatever I want."
She directly asked the puppet to prepare these ingredients. The panda family ate raw food, they ate cooked food, and a brown one came to eat.However, it is obvious that Xiao Hei said to this guy who looks so different from himself: "Who asked you to come here to make a living?"
Jiangchen and Ling'er didn't care and ate the delicious food calmly. Jiangchen said: "Your cooking is good."
Ling'er said: "Oh, no, it's made by the puppet in my space. In the West, I have a house elf to take care of me. It looks a bit haha, with tall pointed ears, a pointed nose, and a pointed chin. All green."
The general felt a little strange, and Ling'er took a deep breath: "Uma! Let's play with the panda!" Soon, a green guy appeared out of thin air in front of them. Ling'er spread his hands and said, "That's the kid."
After the elf appeared, he respectfully raised his hands and said, "Uma is here, what do you want the master to do?" Look at the ones around him, well, the master just said he was petting a panda, so it should be this animal that looks more like a bear, right?
She quietly walked up to the brown guy, stretched out her hand, and touched it. It should be considered as completing the request of stroking the panda. Ling'er was confused: "No, what are you doing?"
Uma replied: "The master said he should pet the panda. Let him do it."
The general covered his face, no, is this really good?Ling'er also covered her face and said calmly: "Well, I asked you to cook, okay."
Uma nodded, took out the butcher's knife and asked, "Which one should you eat?"
Ling'er staggered and said helplessly: "Hey, hey, those are not food ingredients."
The general laughed unkindly, and several pandas stayed away from this green guy. What the hell, eating pandas?
At this moment, several Taoist priests fell from the sky. They looked at Uma on the ground and asked seriously: "Elves? Are you crazy for daring to come to China to run wild?"
Ling'er felt the breath of several people and reached out to grab them: "Come down."
The two people who came down in an instant were pulled down from the air, and Ling'er said: "She is my house elf, and she comes to cook for me. By the way, the Alchemy Sect and the Weapon Refining Sect didn't tell you that I live in the West. It’s from the magical world, and my appearance is obvious, right? It’s like having two holes for eyes.”
The two of them looked at each other carefully before handing over: "Miss Qi, is she back here to play?"
Ling'er nodded and said: "The oldest one was abducted by me when he was born and played with his mother for a few days. He didn't bring the little one back to play with his mother for two days. I don't know how to cook, so naturally I asked the elf to come over and cook. By the way, they Are you not allowed in?"
The two of them cupped their hands and said, "In principle, we are not allowed to enter casually. You need to inform us first, otherwise if you are caught, you will be beaten lightly, and you will basically become experimental materials."
The general spread his hands and said, "Hold on for now."
Ling'er staggered, but still said: "When the matter here is over, you can accompany me to study a technology. I just want to know where the soul of this skill is. Don't worry, I will find someone who can kill him."
The general touched her head and said, "Anyone you think can be killed can be killed."
Ling'er was even more skeptical: "No, you will cultivate a murderer like this. I graduated from the Magic Prison."
The general said nonchalantly: "It's okay, it's okay. Even if you want to destroy the world, it's no problem."
Ling'er: "Ahem, uncle, are you serious?" Jiangchen continued to touch her little head.Obviously it's time to be serious.He was really thinking about it. The ones above said that you can make it casually, so just make it.
He also gave the little guy a spoiler: "Yes, I need to protect Nuwa. I am in the same situation as Dingdang. Don't be jealous."
Ling'er smiled: "When you finish your work here, I will take you to see my little friends. Tip: They are a couple that I made. They will not accept refutation." The general smiled, this is the best.
Ling'er thought of her little one and grabbed the giant panda out of the space, and then said: "I'll go, what did you eat? Why are you so big?"
The general replied: "Everything you eat is spiritual, and you will soon be transformed."
Ling'er covered her forehead and said to the general: "This guy was born before I met you. Is this really okay?"
The general smiled and asked, "Male?"
Ling'er calmly started petting the panda and said, "My family is a guide dog, and my family is a guide panda, hahaha."
The general asked directly: "Do you want to castrate? Safety first."
Ling'er said speechlessly: "Hey, hey, hey, please don't bully my little black guy, okay?"
The general grinded his teeth: "Xiao Hei?" A certain panda was extremely wronged. Who cares about it, nanny, help me!The general looked at this little guy and decided that changing his eyes must be put on the agenda.
The play here has not been finished yet, on the eve of Romeo and Juliet, Ma Dingdang came to tell the general: "Let me tell you a joke, my family named Ma has been catching ghosts for generations, and our oldest The enemy is the Zombie King named General, we will catch him tomorrow, end of joke."
Ling'er, who was eavesdropping on the side, burst into laughter. As a result, the general took the child and ran away. Ling'er became curious: "No, you are running wool?"
The general touched her head and said, "You must follow the script."
Ling'er asked: "Don't you think these two stupid women are quite pitiful? You are just a scumbag with your actions!"
The general asked calmly: "That's what you gave me. Don't I want to act?" Ling'er was speechless for a moment. Whatever, it has nothing to do with her anyway.Things here have come to an end, so Ling'er took the general with him and planned to go back to the mainland.
What surprised them was that Kuang Tianyou brought Axiu to see them, and Axiu turned into a third-generation zombie without any surprise.Ling'er nodded, yes, yes, they were paired again, very happy!
She gave a high-five to the general's hand and said happily: "Yeah, they made a pair of zombies. Great."
Jiang Chen rubbed the child's head speechlessly, "Okay, okay, as long as you are happy."Kuang Tianyou was speechless, while Axiu snickered.When they returned to the Wolong base, Mother Bear looked at the babies who were willing to give in more than her own, and very wisely pushed the remaining two in front of the two of them.
The general shook his head. This panda was really smart. He was happy to play with the panda along with his little girl.The two younger ones looked at their younger brother and quickly started masturbating, acting cute and casually masturbating.
Ling'er asked the general, "Are you embarrassed to masturbate for nothing?"
The general nodded and directly gave the ancient iron-eating beast's training techniques to the family. Then he looked at Ling'er. Ling'er was not stingy. He took out a bunch of things and happily invited the whole family to eat. By the way, he also gave one to the general. Question: "By the way, do you want to eat this?"
The general said calmly: "I can eat whatever I want."
She directly asked the puppet to prepare these ingredients. The panda family ate raw food, they ate cooked food, and a brown one came to eat.However, it is obvious that Xiao Hei said to this guy who looks so different from himself: "Who asked you to come here to make a living?"
Jiangchen and Ling'er didn't care and ate the delicious food calmly. Jiangchen said: "Your cooking is good."
Ling'er said: "Oh, no, it's made by the puppet in my space. In the West, I have a house elf to take care of me. It looks a bit haha, with tall pointed ears, a pointed nose, and a pointed chin. All green."
The general felt a little strange, and Ling'er took a deep breath: "Uma! Let's play with the panda!" Soon, a green guy appeared out of thin air in front of them. Ling'er spread his hands and said, "That's the kid."
After the elf appeared, he respectfully raised his hands and said, "Uma is here, what do you want the master to do?" Look at the ones around him, well, the master just said he was petting a panda, so it should be this animal that looks more like a bear, right?
She quietly walked up to the brown guy, stretched out her hand, and touched it. It should be considered as completing the request of stroking the panda. Ling'er was confused: "No, what are you doing?"
Uma replied: "The master said he should pet the panda. Let him do it."
The general covered his face, no, is this really good?Ling'er also covered her face and said calmly: "Well, I asked you to cook, okay."
Uma nodded, took out the butcher's knife and asked, "Which one should you eat?"
Ling'er staggered and said helplessly: "Hey, hey, those are not food ingredients."
The general laughed unkindly, and several pandas stayed away from this green guy. What the hell, eating pandas?
At this moment, several Taoist priests fell from the sky. They looked at Uma on the ground and asked seriously: "Elves? Are you crazy for daring to come to China to run wild?"
Ling'er felt the breath of several people and reached out to grab them: "Come down."
The two people who came down in an instant were pulled down from the air, and Ling'er said: "She is my house elf, and she comes to cook for me. By the way, the Alchemy Sect and the Weapon Refining Sect didn't tell you that I live in the West. It’s from the magical world, and my appearance is obvious, right? It’s like having two holes for eyes.”
The two of them looked at each other carefully before handing over: "Miss Qi, is she back here to play?"
Ling'er nodded and said: "The oldest one was abducted by me when he was born and played with his mother for a few days. He didn't bring the little one back to play with his mother for two days. I don't know how to cook, so naturally I asked the elf to come over and cook. By the way, they Are you not allowed in?"
The two of them cupped their hands and said, "In principle, we are not allowed to enter casually. You need to inform us first, otherwise if you are caught, you will be beaten lightly, and you will basically become experimental materials."
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