Traveling through pirates, I have a coquettish system

At the beginning of the banquet, everyone couldn't help but be intoxicated with the singing of the strongest singer on Fishman Island.Of course, except for Lin Hai, because in Lin Hai's cognition, only those songs that fall asleep after listening to them are called good songs!

There is no need for hysterical shouting or affectionate expression, only pure intoxication in the beautiful tune, that is really good!

Suddenly, several lights of different colors shone down, and the waiters of the mermaid coffee shop came out to dance around the strongest singer.

Sanji who watched all this, he was instantly killed!

Afterwards, what was served was not food, but the unique wine of Murloc Island.After that, different dishes are served one by one.

Lin Hai took a few sips, ran to Robin, and couldn't help asking: "Hey Robin, why do I feel that you are more taciturn than before?"

Robin took a sip of wine gracefully and asked, "Is that the case?"

"Why didn't this happen?" Lin Hai sat next to her, couldn't help but put his arms around her waist, and said, "I know you are a talented woman, and rough people like Sauron and the others are vulgar, ignorant and incompetent." illiterate, you don’t want to talk to them, it’s understandable, but you have to imitate me and appreciate both elegance and vulgarity...”

On the side, Sauron couldn't help complaining in a low voice: "Space bastard, narcissist, sex maniac, heck, it's really annoying..."

With the beauty in his arms, Lin Hai ignored him, and continued to laugh softly: "All art is based on the ordinary, hey Robin, you have to learn more from me about this, and be more social."

"Is that so?" Robin chuckled and said, "You're thinking too much. I just like to be quiet. I feel very happy watching them bustle."

Lin Hai's eyes widened, and he asked incredulously, "So, my guesses are all wrong?"

Robin turned his head and squinted with a smile, "Well, you're thinking too much."

"Ah!" Lin Hai replied: "I, I'm hurt, you have to feed me..."

Before the words were finished, the mermaids brought up the dishes, and Lin Hai's eyes suddenly popped up, "Okay, so beautiful!" After speaking, Lin Hai immediately moved away from Robin.

I saw Robin's face darken immediately, you bastard! !

The sweet talker just now, when he saw the beautiful mermaids, he immediately ran to them.

After a while, Lin Haiyu asked, "Chopper, what do you mean?"

The food snatched from Lin Hai, Chopper stuffed it desperately into his mouth, and replied indistinctly: "Luffy said, the food you snatched is the best."

Lin Haiyu watched Lu Fei also snatch the food in front of him, and asked, "Lu Fei, what do you mean?"

Like Chopper, Luffy replied indistinctly: "Chopper is right, the food in front of you is the best."

"I..." Lin Hai was about to yell at them, when Sauron beside him said, "Hey Lin Hai, quickly take out your Erguotou, I don't know what will happen if you mix it up and drink it."

Usopp exclaimed, "Get water, water, Chopper is stuck!"

Lin Hai suddenly said happily: "You little bastard, let you grab my food, quack quack, choke you to death."

Sauron: "Get out of the way, don't bother, use the bar."

After a while, Chopper rolled his eyes in circles, "Dragon, why is Dragon Palace City spinning?"

At this time, Sha Xing ran to Lin Hai with a face full of fear, poked it lightly, and said in a tangled manner: "That..."

Lin Hai followed his gaze, and it turned out that Nami came over with a big cup and said with a smile: "Hey, hey, you are still a man, so you won't be able to drink it? Come on, let's continue to toast."

"Also, still drink!!" Shark star looked at Lin Hai eagerly.

There are already several empty barrels thrown on the back of the whale behind.

Lin Hai exclaimed, "Nami, aren't you drunk?"

Nami: "What nonsense, how could I be drunk? I can still drink, hiccup. Lin Hai, why don't we drink together."

Lin Hai said thoughtfully: "Well, people who are drunk generally say that they are not drunk. It seems..."

Lu Fei probed and asked, "Then Lin Hai, are you drunk?"

"Of course I didn't..." Noticing his own words, there seemed to be some kind of serious contradiction, Lin Hai immediately shouted: "Smelly Straw Hat, I want to fight wine with you!"

Luffy: "Who is afraid of you, smelly space, I will not lose to you."

"Oh?" Sauron ran over with great interest, and said, "Are you going to fight for wine? Count me in. Jinbei, how about you?"

Jingping showed a look of shock, and quickly shied away: "Old man, I will not participate." Ren He Jinping never thought that there would be such a group of drunks on the straw hat boat!That amount of alcohol is just...

After a banquet, the Straw Hats and Jinbei came to the side hall to rest.

At this moment, Usopp was lying on the ground, his bulging stomach was like a small hillock, it was impossible for normal people to imagine how he could eat so much.

Chopper was taking care of Sanji. From the time the mermaid appeared at the banquet, Sanji had been on the ground, and he is still addicted to fantasy.

Sauron was lying on his back, blowing big bubbles from his nostrils.Robin and Franky are not here.

Lin Hai hugged Nami's waist, pillowed on her thigh, and fell asleep soundly.

Jinbei, who was sitting on the side, looked at Luffy's stomach like a bottomless pit, and he was still eating it!He couldn't help asking: "By the way, Mr. Lu Fei, to what extent do you understand the current world situation?"

"Huh?" Luffy replied, spinning the empty plate on his fingertips, "What are you talking about?"

Out of his understanding of Luffy, Jinbei complained speechlessly: "Looking at you like that, you probably don't know anything about it."

Following Jinbei's explanation, Luffy suddenly exclaimed, "Akainu and Aokiji had a big fight?"

"It's not true, is it?" Usopp also exclaimed.

Jinbe said: "Not long after the war ended two years ago, Sengoku elected Aokiji, who was deeply trusted by his subordinates, as the next marshal after retiring from office. However, most of the senior officials of the world government elected Akainu, and the result was that the two fought duels. , whoever wins will be the marshal.

In this way, an unprecedented general confrontation took place on an island for ten days and ten nights. In the end, Akainu won and became the new admiral of the navy. "

"Red Dog!!" Lu Fei frowned, and asked, "Is the Aokiji dead?"

Jinbe said: "Both sides were seriously injured. For the former comrades who couldn't stand up in front of them, Akainu showed sympathy and let Aokiji go. But Aokiji refused to accept Akainu and chose to leave the navy."

Luffy asked: "Then he is not a navy now?"

"Yes." Jinbe replied: "I don't know where he is now, and what he thinks. For the world government, it has lost a huge combat power."

Lin Hai got up and patted his lips, and complained with sleepy eyes: "You can't be that simple, can you? I don't think the two of them are just fighting."

"Huh?" Everyone wondered.

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