Ye Luoli Fairy Dream Princess of the Universe!

When Yan Jue heard Du Xifei's words, he gave her a huge roll of his eyes: "Listening to what you said, it seems that you were not the one killed!"I'm telling you, if he kills me, I'll kill you first.

The Ice Princess knocked on the table to stop the two of them from quarreling: Hey, hey, hey.Why is there a question of whether to die or not?Now our question is how to help my brother woo a human girl?Rather than a question of whether to die or not.

Du Xifei: I took a rough look at the content in the book, and I think it makes sense. Let me read it to you.If you think it makes sense, then we will implement this book plan. If it doesn’t work, I still have several books, so it doesn’t matter!At worst, if you try one book after another, there will always be one that can make the water prince chase a human girl.

Yan Jue: You are simply treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor!

Du Xifei glared at him: Otherwise?Do you have a better way?

Yan Jue:...?(???)?[Spreading hands] No!

Du Xifei: Shut up without you!

As the protagonist, Prince Water, after listening to Du Xifei’s words!He knocked on the table lightly: You guys... forget it!Du Xifei, please read out the contents of that book.

Du Xifei: Okay!

Du Xifei: Article [-]: Ah this... hmm!Don't read this yet.I'm looking for one specifically for you, Prince of Water!Great found!Be quiet and listen to me!

Du Xifei: 100 Love Rules: Conditions that a boy must meet when pursuing a girl: 1. No matter who is right or wrong, as long as there is a quarrel, the man must coax the woman first and wait for her to calm down, otherwise if serious consequences occur, all the consequences will be borne by the man bear!

2. Don’t bring into life the habit that everyone in the workplace is afraid of: follow your own temperament in everything, and give priority to you in everything.

4. I can’t call you many times during working hours, which will affect my work and make you annoyed….

5. You must support and help him in his work, and you must also understand...

6. Don’t get emotional when I go out to play with you. Even if you are unhappy, you have to hold it in and don’t show it.

7. If there is an argument, I will leave as soon as possible. If I really have to go, I cannot go more than 100 meters. I am not allowed to take my mobile phone with me and turn it off.

8. Everything must be obeyed by me in front of my friends and colleagues. I can’t go too far. When we are in private or in front of your friends, relatives or colleagues, I must obey your arrangements.

9. The party at fault should take the initiative to apologize, and the party without fault should forgive the other party as soon as possible after the party at fault apologizes and makes amends.

10. When both parties make mistakes, they should review each other. After recognizing the mistakes and apologizing, I will take the initiative to take you out to relax.

11. If you cry, I will comfort you no matter whether you cry or not.

12. When you are admonishing me, I must put my hands on my legs, stand at attention, be obedient, nod my head from time to time, express my deep agreement, and must not be absent-minded or refute casually.

13. When you make a mistake (no matter what kind of mistake it is, whether it is repeated or repeated), I will blame myself and take the blame; I shall not make you feel guilty.

14. When you are unhappy, I will burst into tears and be heartbroken with grief; I will not smile or gloat.When quarreling, do not quarrel in front of friends, relatives, or colleagues. Do not give face to the other party in public places.

15. When you sing (no matter how imperfect the five notes are), I must show the feeling of spring breeze and admiration; I must not act like I can't help but laugh.

16. When you interrogate me, I will swear an oath to show my loyalty; I will not behave carelessly.

17. I want to be open-minded, accept grievances, be courteous in everything, learn to be gentle and courteous, and behave appropriately.

(From Zhihu!)