Gotham Dark Godfather

Chapter 292 The Unlucky Daily Life of the Magical Piggy (Thanks to @闘元天尊 for the reward)

How could Bruce Wayne refuse at this time? Zhou Hao had not been at peace since he asked him to be a judge. At this time, he suddenly announced that the competition time would be advanced temporarily, just to make it impossible for him to transform into Batman.

"This bastard Zhou Hao definitely wants to use the clown to earn ratings." Bruce Wayne thought angrily: "This guy can definitely do such a thing."

But the matter was at this point, and there was no use in getting angry any more. I could only follow this guy's instructions and reluctantly walked towards the judges' table.

While Zhou Hao was playing the judging game with the future Justice League giants, Princess Diana, another giant of the Justice League, was still trying her best to pass on information in the apartment.

"I finally thought of a new way, hululu," the magical pig hummed proudly: "As I explore the terrain these days, I have discovered that there is a bottle of ketchup that has been on the dining table for a long time. As long as I can find a way, Get it off, and then use those red things to write text, and you will definitely be able to tell the guy named Zhou Hao that I am a goddess and need his help, hahahaha~ This is really a smart idea, hululu."

It's embarrassing to say that this bottle of ketchup has been there for many days, but the magical little pig who wolfed it down every time he ate never noticed it.Until not long ago, the fat orange cat came back covered in mud from outside and left footprints all over the house.

In this context, the magical piggy suddenly realized that since cats can mark the room with mud, he should be able to imitate the same.As a girl with thousands of years of knowledge, Magical Piggy can't wait to show off her wonderful artistic attainments in ancient Roman writing and ancient Latin.

The plan is ready, but it is not that difficult to implement it.After all, the current magical pig is no longer the tall beauty with nearly one meter long legs in the past. Instead, her current figure is a round and fat ball.

To her, the table, which was not high, was like Mount Olympus, which was unattainable. It was not easy to get up.

"Hululu, fortunately, it's not completely flawless. Through observation over the past few days, that guy Zhou Hao doesn't like to clean up the chair after he's full. In other words, I just need to jump on the chair first, and then jump on it from above. Climb up to the table and you can get the bottle of ketchup," the magical pig thought.

In fact, from any aspect, this plan is crude enough.But considering the character of Wonder Woman, this level of planning is already beyond the pale.Although she possesses the outstanding wisdom bestowed by Athena, the goddess of wisdom, most of the problems Princess Diana encounters are too lazy to consider and just go ahead and beat them up.So much so that in the era of Justice League, this goddess simply left the task of figuring out the problem to Batman, and she quietly became a beautiful girl who dealt damage and was a human shield, and happily fought in a team and that was it.

Looking at the seemingly unattainable chair, it was always Zhou Hao's fixed sitting position. It was indeed a bit difficult for the magical pig with four short legs.

"Don't worry Diana, you are the best." The magical pig secretly added to himself: "When you were so young, you could still encounter a trench of more than ten meters and go to the castle to take out various treasures. Now you can definitely do it. Come on, jump on this [-] centimeter-high broken chair~ Come on!"

Just like this, after encouraging himself, the magical pig took a deep breath, stared at the chair where Zhou Hao sat, roared loudly, spread his fat hooves, and accelerated forward with a huffing sound. passed.

It is said that there is an idiom in ancient China called "Zhu Tu Pi Yong", which describes a stupid person charging forward desperately without knowing the meaning of avoiding or using his brain.In Japan, this term was used directly and became the so-called pig attack tactic.But now the magical pig is almost like this. In her opinion, it is extremely determined to accelerate and charge. In fact, it is slightly faster than the turtle, but it is a fat arm. The floor is shaking, even the sleeping Orange The cats were all woken up.

"Come on!" The magical pig stretched his eyes, panted heavily, and salivated with snot bubbles. After the distance got closer and closer, he saw the right moment and jumped suddenly, and rushed towards the broken chair.

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God paid off, and the magical pig accurately put its front legs on the chair, unexpectedly surpassing a pig

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