Hokage: At the beginning, I became a hanger, and I became a Naruto

"Really? Although I am very handsome now, who doesn't want to become more handsome!"

Kyuubi said with a wicked smile: "It's fake. No one will like you, a lecherous uncle. Just give up."

"I can't bear it anymore!" Jiraiya rolled up his sleeves and looked like he wanted to fight Kyuubi. Can Kyuubi coax him?

He immediately retracted into Naruto's body and mocked, "Come on, come in! See how I deal with you!"

What, does Kyuubi mean that he is cowardly?For Naruto to see, does his uncle still have this side? "Hahaha, Nine Lamas, I didn't expect that. Why don't you dare to come out and fight with him?"

Kyuubi thought, it seems that this is no longer Konoha, right? He was afraid that others would say bad things to Naruto when he came out in Konoha, so he didn't show up much, but now...

Jiraiya became a little crazy after listening to Naruto's words, "That's right, Nine Lama, are you afraid of this sage? I, the sage Jiraiya, is standing right here. Come out if you dare!"

"If you say it again, will I be afraid of you?"

Kyuubi's words seemed like he was timid. Although he didn't know why, Jiraiya immediately felt like he was standing up.

The person who can make Kyuubi bow his head will gain face no matter what, and can make those young ladies excited for a long time.

"Hmph! Nine Lamas, I, Jiraiya, put my words here today." For a moment, it seemed as if a crisis was coming. Jiraiya could live in the ninja world for so long, and his intuition was still very reliable, "Yes. Come out and see if I don’t drink you to death!”

In one sentence, a fight turned into a drinking contest, Jiraiya was still awesome.

As a serious northeastern fox, Kyuubi can spoil him!

The fox that turned into the size of Naruto came out, and took one tail with him, and put the remaining eight with Naruto, "Who is afraid of whom? Look at my tail!"

Naruto and Jiraiya looked at one of the Kyuubi's tails and were a little confused, "What do you mean?"

Kyuubi smiled proudly, "Keep drinking!"

"Ouch! I don't believe what you said. You're a tailed beast and you've ever drunk alcohol? You won't pour it down in one sip, hahaha." Jiraiya relied on the information he already had to judge that this fox I have never touched wine.

"I'm going! Naruto, go quickly. If I don't drink him to death today, I'll tie Tsunade to his bed."

Naruto's gloating look was very much like the Kyuubi before, "Oh! Master, what a big bet? What about you, the lustful sage, come up with something?"

"He's a coward. He doesn't even dare to face feelings. Kato Dan is dead and he still can't take Tsunade off. He's a greasy uncle who writes pornographic articles every day. Does he dare to take a gamble?"

Kyuubi knew that Jiraiya was a coward, but even though Tsunade gambled, lost money, refused to pay back the money she owed, and got some seal tattoos on her body, she was a good girl.

Let’s just reluctantly bring this pair of star-crossed lovers together at dusk.

"Just bet, if I lose, tell me what to do."

"Hahaha, it's easy if you lose. I have to learn that immortal mode too."

"..." Jiraiya was thinking about how the Nine-Tails would turn into a toad when it absorbed too much natural chakra.

A big fox face with big toad eyes, or a fox on top and a toad on the bottom, or a fox on the bottom and a toad on the bottom, or left and right...

"Ah... OK! I want to teach you whether you lose or not!" Jiraiya became more and more excited as he thought about it. If he could get first-hand information and get it to the Ninjutsu Development Bureau's Fooling Bureau, "Kyuubi and the Big Toad would have to "The Secret I Said" will definitely be a hit as long as both parties don't see it!

Kyuubi looked at Jiraiya's evil smile, and saw that his expression was getting worse and worse.

"Hurry up, hurry up, find an izakaya, you look like you're not holding anything back! You're exactly the same as when I tricked you."

Jiuwei felt the malice. For so many years, I, the Nine Lamas, have deceived others. How could it be someone else's turn to deceive me?What level are you on? You have the same idea as me!I'll drink you to death.

……

Finally arriving at Tanshu Street, Jiraiya and Naruto found the tavern without stopping.

After Naruto took the money, he watched the two of them drink together.

"Come on! Do it."

The neighborhood committee member picked up the jug and drained it in one gulp.

Jiraiya was confused, shouldn't he use a cup?But the momentum cannot be lost.

He followed suit.

Kyuubi said: "After all these years, you are the first one to drink with me."

"It's easy to talk about. This is the first time for me to drink with a tailed beast in so many years."

"It's fate... do it." After clinking glasses, they did it again.

When the boss saw that there was a big job today, he arranged for a waiter to be here serving drinks.

"Oh, how hard it was for me to train Naruto. This boy, I have taught him so many principles, but he has learned everything wrong."

"Jiraiya was quite curious about Naruto's growth and asked: "What have you taught him? "

"Medicine, divination and astrology, music, chess, calligraphy and painting, mechanics and handyman, trade and planting, drinking and singing, ordering and riddles, Five Elements Bagua, Qimen Dunjia, farmland water conservancy, economic and military strategy, just one of them."

Jiraiya was shocked that Kyuubi knew so much!

"You gave these to Naruto?"

"I didn't even teach you!"

"Why are you talking so much if I didn't teach you?"

"I taught him the principles of being a human being. He was completely wrong. How could he dare to teach him anything else? I just taught him half of the Analects of Confucius. It was only half a book. Let everyone in the entire Konoha school read it. , when I’m teaching the other half, I’m afraid the teacher will be beaten by him.”

Naruto came out at this time and added: "It's not like I haven't beaten...Mizuki."

"Ah... that's right, that guy really deserves to be beaten, but Mizuki has a pretty girlfriend here, hey, let's not talk about it, let's do it."

Jiraiya was confused when he heard Kyuubi's words and reached out his hand to have sex with Kyuubi.

The two of them drank half a barrel of wine without eating any food.

They were all a little confused and still chatting.

Jiraiya blushed and hugged Kyuubi and said, "Back then, I was the leader of Konoha. Guess what happened later?"

"What's wrong? Is it possible that you can be more genius than Orochimaru?"

"What are you doing for that pervert? I...I became a Sannin!"

"Tch, what's there to brag about? I used to... forget it, a good man was not brave enough." When Kyuubi thought about it, it was a bit disgraceful to either be manipulated or to destroy Konoha.

"Do one..."

The two drank until midnight and got into an argument over a special topic.

Kyuubi said that Orochimaru is a woman now. If Tsunade doesn't want him, Orochimaru will also want him.

This made Jiraiya very angry. What do you mean, do I, Jiraiya, like perverts that much?

Kyuubi said this at this time: "Orochimaru in the future will have children, who do you think they are?"

"I was dead by then!" Impossible, how could Orochimaru do it?

"But Orochimaru doesn't care whether you die or not! Don't you still want to think about why it's white hair?"

Kyuubi drank with Jiraiya like this, and gave Jiraiya a suspicious life. Is Orochimaru really spying on his genes?

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"