[Hokage] I rely on Yan Dun to fight all over the ninja world

"Hands up!"

"Lower your waist a little lower!"

"Since you have such a figure and face, you should practice even more diligently!"

The boss Michiko severely criticized Maki.

"Yes……"

The geishas around looked at Maki, who was being trained by her boss. They saw her wearing black furisode, with a circle of gold foil on the wide cuffs. She turned the fan gently, and when the sleeves were raised and lowered, her white wrists were so fragile that they seemed to break at a touch. , the intricately patterned hem danced in graceful arcs as she slowly twisted.

"Okay, that's it!"

The geishas who were practicing whispered to each other, and when their eyes met, they were full of admiration for the beauty, "She is so beautiful! No wonder the boss taught her personally! With such a face, she will definitely bring a lot of income to the tea house!"

"And she's only been here for a month! She's practicing to such a standard, she's so amazing!"

"What are you looking at here? Why don't you go and continue practicing!"

Upon hearing the boss's urging, the geishas immediately stopped their discussion and quickly returned to their positions with small steps.

Maki has been practicing here all morning, and the wrists used to turn the fan are almost broken due to fatigue. In addition, she feels more tired than being beaten by her master after raising her arms and legs for a long time.

Although these dance movements seem to be small steps, it is precisely because they are constrained to small steps and the complicated sleeves are furrowed that it makes them more tiring to practice.

Moreover, she has been here for a month. During this period, she has copied the musical instruments, calligraphy, and other content through the Sharingan, so it is not difficult to practice.

But the dance and manners were really difficult for her. Fortunately, she had learned dance before and could withstand it, but she was still a little uncomfortable with the sudden change from the previous dance style to such a Xiaojiabiyu.

Maki stopped training and walked towards the wash bowl in the courtyard. It was noon at this time, the sunlight filtered through the dense layers of leaves, and the stone bowl was covered with sparkling light spots the size of copper coins.

She dipped her hand into the cool water and let out a contented sigh.

Suddenly, a pale hand stretched out from the ground, and then a... "person" came out?

The swirling head was exactly the same as Ah Fei's mask, so Maki thought he was Ah Fei for a while, but after careful observation, she concluded that it was not him. This strange guy was not as annoying as Ah Fei, a schizophrenic patient.

Just listen to the strange "person" staring at her and praising: "You are so beautiful, can I marry you?"

Maki:…………

Maki coldly rejected his request: "No."

Bai Jue:(?﹏?)

Bai Jue felt wronged, but Bai Jue never said anything.

He saw her at the organization meeting last time and wanted to talk to her, but who knew that guy Hei Jue would not let him go.Fortunately, that guy Hei Jue has been doing something secretly recently, which is convenient for him to fish in the name of the mission.

"Are you...Jue?"

"Are you injured? Where is the black half of your body?"

Maki asked tentatively.

She remembered that when she first came to the organization, she was definitely the one who was least welcome. Why did she suddenly come here today and ask her if she was getting married?

Just when she was confused, Uzumaki Zetsu started dancing excitedly, "You recognize me, do you want to agree to marry me?"

Maki:?

"Although I and the black guy are one body, we are two parts. I am an android with feelings!"

"After we get married, can you tell me what it feels like to have sex?"

Maki:……

"I can tell you what it's like without getting married."

Maki's face was blank.

When Uzumaki-face heard Maki's promise, he hurriedly came to her and said happily: "Okay, okay, tell me quickly!"

Maki touched her chin and pondered for a while, then said more implicitly: "Pooping means wanting to expel something from the body! That feeling of tossing around and finally reaching the place of discharge, where it flows for thousands of miles!"

Uzumaki-face looked disappointed after hearing this, "Ah, but I've never felt that way!"

??

Maki asked: "Are you not human?"

Bai Jue clenched his fist and affirmed: "I am an artificial human!"

"So is he a human or not?"

"It's an android!!"

So they are not human at all!

This Uzumaki face still doesn't admit it, forget it, as long as he is happy!

After wiping her cheeks, Maki straightened up quickly, but she stumbled back because she was dizzy because she woke up so violently. Fortunately, Uzumaki-face helped her.

"Thank you!"

"Ah, you are the second one to say thank you to me!" Bai Jue happily circled around Maki.

"Who is the first one?" Maki asked.

"He is a good boy. He said thank you to me when he was young, but I never heard him say it again when he grew up."

Bai Jue stopped circling, his tone full of hatred for the child in his mouth, as if he was his old father.

Bai Jue is bitter, but Bai Jue never says it.

In fact, Obito was cute when he was young, but since Lin's death, he has become not cute at all. His whole body is shrouded in a desperate and evil spirit, and he squeezes Bai Zetsu every day without saying thank you!

But now he met a second human who said thank you to him. The most important thing was that she also described the feeling of defecation seriously, unlike Obito and Madara who told him to go away.

And she exudes an inexplicable sense of intimacy that Bai Jue can't refuse, and she is the most beautiful of all humans he has ever seen.

This human is really easy to get along with Zetsu, much better than Obito, Black Zetsu and Madara.

Anyway, I just want to hang out with her.

(￣ ▽ ￣)

Bai Jue has a single mind and doesn't know how to hide his thoughts. He almost says whatever comes to his mind.

"Your breath is so comfortable. Can I touch you?"

Maki quickly rejected this pervert. How could anyone stick to others as soon as they came up?What, you said that once she saw a spot, she would stick to it, so what, she has a double standard!

"No, sticking is something that requires someone close to you to do it."

Bai Jue chased after him, "Then what is a close person?"

"It's like a friend, a couple, a family."

"Husband and wife? Then we can become close people after we get married!"

Maki looked dazed. She didn't know why she returned to the original topic. She subconsciously felt that she couldn't go on like this anymore, otherwise her IQ would be lowered to the same level as him, so she immediately spoke: " You don’t need to get married, you can be friends with me.”

Hearing this, Bai Jue pulled her wide sleeves and shook them back and forth, causing her body to sway as well.

Uzumaki's face was filled with joy, and while shaking Maki, he asked, "Since we are friends, can I stick with you now?"

Maki was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then looked at his belly, "Do artificial humans have genders?"

"No, but if you want, Maki, I can change it too!"

"No, no, no, that's fine!"

Just kidding, if he were a man and posted any stickers, he would have been kicked away long ago.But he’s not even a human anymore, so it shouldn’t matter if he posts it, just treat it as a talking Erha.

After seeing Maki's nod, Uzumaki-face happily hugged one of her arms and rubbed it.

Maki:……

After getting along for a while, Uzumaki Zetsu felt the call of Black Zetsu, and reluctantly said goodbye to Maki, "Little Maki, I will come to see you tomorrow!" Then he got into the ground and disappeared.

After seeing Bai Zetsu leave, Maki recalled the other half of the dark, annoying person.She couldn't figure out why he hated her so much. At that time, the thick malice in his eyes seemed to wrap around her whole body.

Maki thought about this dark guy for an hour, and finally fell asleep from exhaustion.

……

"Miss? Miss? Are you awake? Boss Michiko calls you over."

"coming."

Maki sat up from the tatami uncomfortably.The hard and cold jade pillow made her neck sore from sleeping on it.

She has been sleeping like this for a month, and she is still very unaccustomed to this way of sleeping. I really don’t know how those geishas who have practiced for several years persist.After touching up her makeup, she put on her clogs and hurried towards the house.

"You're here, I have something to tell you."

"You have been practicing very well recently. I have decided to make your existence public tomorrow to let those high-ranking officials and nobles know your charm!"

"But before that, you need to come up with a nice stage name! Something like red flowers, purple flowers, etc.!"

Maki.

You call this nice? Do you want to listen to what you are saying?

In order to prevent her boss Michiko from giving her another name like "Big Red Flower".

She quickly said a name - Xue Ji, just call her Xue Ji.

Then Michiko told her to pay attention to her manners and so on.

Maki listened again and again. She looked cautious on the surface, but her heart had already flown to the treasure dessert shop Gansu Gan and the milk tea shop Mixue Frozen City that she discovered a while ago...

Tiansisi’s strawberry daifuku is also very good. The sweet and sour strawberries and the soft and smooth texture of the cream are simply unparalleled in taste.Ah, by the way, there is also Ichiraku’s ramen, her favorite tonkotsu ramen!There are also oden, takoyaki, grilled fish, fried chicken, ice cream,...

There are too many, too many delicious things to be pampered at all.

How about making a list and waiting for her to finish her show tomorrow so that she can catch up with the night market.

Great!

"The most important thing is..." Maki's soul was caught by these words - "The most important thing is that you are absolutely welcome to face those guys who do something to you!"

Wow, the boss is so gentle, she cried to death!

"I understand, thank you for your teaching!" Maki quickly thanked her seriously.

"It's getting late, you should go back and rest early!"

"it is good"

Now go back and make the list!

……

"Go eat tonkotsu ramen from six to 06:30, then have dessert from 6:8 to [-], emmm, have a cup of delicious milk tea, eat takoyaki at [-], and nine..."

After the soul spot was floating around for a day, what I saw when I came back was this serious, careful and focused look.

Yes, the kid is still very easy to learn!Let him see what scroll is written...

After taking a look, Madara said:...

It was a shame that that guy Nagato found her as an employee.Use your heart to eat, drink, play, paddle and fish, and use your feet to collect intelligence and funds.

It's really a knife in the ass-opened the eyes.

"What are you doing, kid?" Madara criticized Maki harshly.

Maki was startled by the sudden voice and said nervously: "Ah, it's Master. I'm studying the customs of the Land of Fire. This is also information!"

However, Madara was not coaxed by her little trick. He picked up the scroll next to him and hit Maki on the head.

"Ugh, what are you doing, Madara!" Maki exclaimed in pain.

"What do you think?" Madara asked her coldly.

Due to Madara's pressure, Maki obeyed and did not dare to quibble anymore.

After a while, she asked curiously: "Madara, why haven't you come to me proactively before? I thought you would only show up when I called you?"

When Madara heard the silly disciple's question, he put down his crossed arms, glanced at her condescendingly, and said lightly: "I haven't looked carefully at the scenery outside for a long time, I just went out for a walk, not to mention that there is a contract, as long as As soon as you call me, I will appear immediately!”

"That's it!"

Maki raised her little face and said "I understand you", but in her heart she felt that Madara seemed to be hiding something from her.

She concealed her inner disappointment and comforted herself: It's okay, everyone has secrets in their hearts!She has it too!

The makeup on Maki's face had not yet been removed, and she looked extremely beautiful under the warm yellow candlelight.

She turned her back to Madara and began to take off her makeup. At the same time, she told Madara that tomorrow was the day when she would appear for the first time. After that, she would go to the night market in the evening and asked him what he needed to bring.

Madara was silent after hearing this. He stared at the small piece of white neck exposed behind Maki's kimono. His eyes were dazed for a moment and then quickly regained his clarity. He frowned, seemingly dissatisfied, and said coldly: "There is nothing to bring."

Then he changed the topic and told Maki, "If there is a pervert, just use illusions to knock him down. Don't let others take advantage of you, kid!"

When Maki heard this, she burst into laughter.

What, it’s really awkward.But quite cute.