NBA: I'm invincible, template boss

"Brothers, did I hear correctly just now, did the whale say a certain male organ just now?"

"Hahaha, the whale is floating, this is killing me! Wait for the whale to apologize publicly."

"Whale, I support you. If you shoot casually, I will be responsible."

Xu Whale grinned, no need to think about it, he must be one of today's Douyin hits.

The flow is here.

This is no more reliable than a serious commentary. It's okay to fire and attract firepower.

What kind of stick singles, female golfers, the more the better.

…………

Luobo stood on the free throw line and steadily scored the point that Capela gave him.

"Shh."

The score came to 59 to 56, the Lone Ranger led by 3 points, and the Rockets still had 1.3 seconds to attack.

1.3 second time,

Unless the ball is handed over to Stephen Curry, it is possible to create a miracle, otherwise it is no different from 0 seconds.

The leader of the small ball era, the man who officially brought the NBA into the small ball era.

"Beep."

With the whistle blowing for a long time, the second quarter of the game ended and ushered in the intermission time.

Players from both sides walked back to the locker room one after another, leaving the court to the cheerleaders.

The Houston Rockets' mascot, Key Bear, hopped onto the court in a boxing cape during halftime.

A pair of fists, wearing a pair of red gloves, constantly waving performances towards the air.

In an instant, the auditorium erupted into warm applause.

Everyone understands that the key bear is paying tribute to the boxing match between Robo and Chandler.

Sure enough, the on-site director directly shifted the camera from the key bear to Chandler's face in the audience.

At this moment, Chandler's eye sockets are still covered with gauze, which makes the whole person look extremely funny.

The bruises at the corners of the mouth are visible to the naked eye, apparently no treatment has been done.

Chandler also had a big heart, he didn't care about the laughter in the arena, and bowed to the camera generously.

Winner and loser, Chandler can afford to lose.

The key point is that the bear was very skinny, ran directly from the court into the auditorium, and dragged Chandler to trot into the court.

Under the arrangement of the key bear, the two stood on both sides of the midfield.

The key point is that Xiong shook his fist at Chandler, which was very provocative.

Chandler glanced at the auditorium, then smiled and shook his finger at the key bear. The next moment, he threw a straight punch.

Steady and ruthless, it hit the key bear's headgear directly.

Chandler didn't use much strength, but the key bear's acting skills were excellent, and he did a backflip and fell to the floor, his head bent, and he pretended to faint.

At this moment, a female cheerleader with a hot figure and scantily dressed trotted over from the side.

Holding a gold belt in one hand, he pushed Chandler's arm to raise his hand with the other.

"This is the champion!"

The female cheerleaders took out a microphone from their hot pants and announced loudly.

Seeing this, Chandler directly tied the gold belt around his waist, and at the same time took off the female cheerleader with one arm, and stood in the center of the court with a victorious posture.

The effect of the program is directly full,

Chandler was having fun too. Unexpectedly, the Rockets played this hand at home, and he immediately cooperated with the performance.

No way, who told... this cheerleader chick is so energetic...

In the Lone Ranger locker room, Luo Bo naturally didn't know that the Rockets atmosphere team was playing their own jokes during the halftime break.

Leaning on the locker, with two legs directly on the bench, one person directly occupied the space of three people.

Locker room bully?

It really is,

All the teammates didn't respond to Luo Bo's desperation, and they all stayed in their own three-acre area, poking their phones and eating snacks.

Luo Bo swipes the Mi version of Douyin, and all of them are young ladies from all over the world.

One by one, Robo clicked disinterested.

The technology on these people's faces is too obvious, none of them can compare to Jenna and Joanne.

Suddenly, a figure successfully caught Luobo's attention.

The finger that was about to click "not interested" stopped in time.

The person's ID was officially certified as Elizabeth Cambage.

The personal profile is a WNBA basketball player, and Luo Bo has a little impression of this person.

Cambage, Australian, born in 1991, 203 cm tall and 100 kg in weight.

Known as the female version of O'Neal in the WNBA.

In the 2012 London Olympics, Cambage performed well and became the first star in the history of Olympic women's basketball to dunk.

He also joined the Huaxia Jiangsu and Zhejiang teams in 2012.

Luo Bo decisively followed, and Luo Bo unexpectedly found that Cambage was also lying on his fan list.

Just as he was about to continue watching the video, the Douyin notification sounded, and it was a message from Cambage.

"Hello, Luobo, have you followed me too?"

Luo Bo immediately replied with mixed feelings: "YES, after all, you paid attention to me first."

"Emmm, brother Luo Bo has been in the limelight recently, and my sister has naturally become a die-hard fan of yours. If there is a chance, we can learn from each other and learn from each other."

After reading this message, Luo Bo couldn't help but hear the voice of Xu Whale in his mind.

Compete with female golfers, play singles with sticks, and hit people with the ball.

In an instant, a very normal sentence became full of hints in Luo Bo's eyes.

After thinking about it, Luobo still replied:

"Of course, it is my honor to compete with the seniors of WCBA."

After finishing speaking, Luo Bo put the mobile phone into the locker without caring about what Cambage replied.

Because, halftime is coming to an end.

In the third quarter of the game, Luo Bo didn't play for the first time, and sat leisurely on the bench, watching the team's second team running hard on the court.

It's running, it's really running.

Except for Smith Jr. who scored wildly, everyone else seemed to be here to participate in the switchback run.

Among them, Zhou Qi is a little bit better, actively blocking positions at the basket, and occasionally throwing an alley-oop when Smith Jr. rises.

Zhou Qi is also very powerful. The one with a very long face is already catching dunks and directly dunking the Rockets' backup center——

Isaiah Hartenstein, a white second-round pick in 213 years with a height of 17 cm.

Under the condition of crushing physical condition, Luo Bo didn't feel much about Zhou Qi's dunk.

But it is indeed a new beginning for Zhou Qi, which is worth celebrating.

"Snapped!"

The Rockets' offensive round,

After backup point guard Michael Carter-Williams, the player whose name is full of BUFFs, missed a shot,

Hartenstein grabbed the offensive rebound and was about to make a tip-up.

Zhou Qi, who lost the defensive rebound, naturally would not sit still, holding his breath, and directly blocked Haltenstein's tip-in.

With a "snap", the sound of the hand slapping the basketball was very clear, and the basketball bounced off the backboard far away.

Powell picked up the basketball, and then passed the ball to the eldest brother in the second team, Smith Jr., and quickly launched a fast break.

"Boom."

Smith Jr. was fast, and he scored two points with a fast break dunk.