Football: I carry forward Shaolin Kungfu

The audience was shocked!

Is this a horse drama?

Ye Chen and Ronaldo both scored hat tricks!

It's only half time...

When the referee blew the whistle to end the first half.

The Juventus fans at home sat blankly in their seats.

No one got up to go to the bathroom.

And no one goes to the store at the stadium to buy hot dogs.

No one smokes.

The [-] home fans in the audience just sat there blankly.

They are all dumbfounded!

Juventus Allianz Stadium VIP area.

Del Piero, with a dull expression and dull eyes.

He repeatedly watched the replay of Ye Chen's goal on the big screen.

All I saw was that the football was sticking to the turf, and from the foot of the human wall, within that little distance, it happened to pass by!

This is a deliberate cut to the ground, hitting the gap where the Juventus wall jumped!

"How did he come up with such a small distance? It's too imaginative..."

Piero muttered to himself.

The former Juve striker, Trezeguet, hurried back to his seat.

Just after Ronaldo passed D'Ambrosio on the left side of the penalty area in the 40th minute of the game and hit the ball into the dead corner.

Trezeguet felt that the first half was just like that, so he went to the VIP box contentedly and went to the tuba.

I didn't expect to be halfway through, when I was having a good time.

Suddenly, there was a notification of Inter Milan's goal on the mobile phone: [Ye Chen scored a free kick and Inter Milan equalized the score! 】

Trezeguet was so frightened that he lifted his trousers up, and rushed back to the stands before flushing the toilet!

"What's the situation, why is it evened again, why is it still Ye Chen!"

Trezeguet shouted anxiously towards Piero beside him

Piero stared blankly at Trezeguet.

That complexion was as ugly as if he had eaten a pile of shit!

"You watch the replay yourself, Ye Chen scored a free kick!"

Piero got up disappointed and went back to the box.

Trezeguet was left stunned, watching the replay on the big screen of the stadium in a daze.

As for the VIP boxes at the famous Inter Milan side, everyone is smiling!

Ronaldo tore off his jacket, waved it over his head, and ran in circles in the box!

"Ole, Ole Ole Ole, Ole Ole, Ole Ole~"

The fat on his body shook violently.

At that moment, Fei Luo seemed to see himself in 1998!

As if it was him who scored the goal, he took off his jersey and ran wildly on the court to celebrate.

The striker of Inter Milan, Adriano, turned towards the huge floor-to-ceiling glass windows in the box, facing the Juventus stands, and made a standard Ronaldo celebration!

"Siu!"

The 38-year-old retired player did not forget to dub himself!

"Hahahaha, this game is so good and exciting, I announce that I am passing the position of King of Inter Milan to Ye Chen!"

Adelaide's career peak was very short, only two years.

But it was these two years that left a deep impression on Inter Milan and Brazil fans.

They called this striker, who is known for his violent shots, the king of Inter Milan!

The Argentinian Milito, who was also in the box, not only clapped his hands and laughed when he saw Adelaide's funny celebration.

"Hey, Ade, you are almost 40 years old, be steady, be careful, and be careful not to be photographed by media reporters!"

In fact, there is no need for media reporters to take pictures. The front of the box is a transparent floor-to-ceiling glass window.

Many Juventus fans below have seen Adelaide's celebration.

Celebrating Juventus fans in the way of Ronaldo, this is obviously a provocation!

The Juventus fans near the box raised their middle fingers at Adelaide, denouncing the abuse:

"Get out, get out of our court!"

"This is an equalizer, you didn't win again!"

"Yeah, what are you proud of!"

"It was Ye Chen who scored the goal, not you, what kind of siu are you!"

"That's Ronaldo's celebration, you are not allowed to do it!"

Boom boom boom!

I don't know where it came from, a few rotten eggs flew in and hit the glass of the VIP box where the famous Inter Milan player is!

Yellow egg liquid, slowly falling.

Ade didn't seem to see this.

He smiled and jumped from the left side of the box glass to the right; and from the right side to the left side.

Every time you jump, you siu once!

"Siu!"

"Siu!"

"Siu!"

……

In the studio of China Sports Channel.

Duan Xuan has already fallen into madness!

If it weren't for the live broadcast of the camera, he would have taken off his shirt a long time ago, imitating Ronaldo, and running back and forth in the room!

He first shouted Ye Chen's name three times!

"Ye Chen! Boom!"

"Ye Chen! Boom!

"Ye Chen! Boom!"

Every time I roar, I have to slap the studio table again!

"My dear audience friends, the three shouts I just made represent the three goals Ye Chen scored at Juventus' home court!"

"Halftime, or halftime, Ye Chen scored a hat-trick!"

"Great Inter Milan, don't give Juventus any chance! Any backwardness is temporary, nothing can stop Ye Chen!"

"Let Juventus shrink into the corner, Ye Chen is the protagonist of this game!"

"Those great strikers in the history of Inter Milan, Ronaldo, Adriano, Milito are possessed by their souls at this moment!"

"Ye Chen is not fighting alone, not alone!"

Duan Xuan shouted, sweating profusely, panting heavily while sitting on the seat.

Zhang Lu on the side looked at Duan Xuan in surprise.

He poked Duan Xuan once, and with squirming lips, whispered a word: "You boy, don't you want to work anymore?"

Duan Xuan was taken aback.

Only then did I realize that I lost my composure just now!

He only cares about blowing Ye Chen, passionately releasing his personal emotions, but forgets that this is a commentary game facing the national audience!

Now, Duan Xuan's face turned pale...

You know, this is a serious violation of Taili's regulations!

As a commentator, you must restrain yourself and remain neutral, otherwise you will suffer!

Zhang Lu looked at Duan Xuan whose complexion changed drastically, and couldn't hold back his words, so she hurried to save the scene.

"Friends in the audience, Duan Xuan was really excited just now, because Ye Chen's performance was indeed perfect!"

"However, we can't ignore the performance of Juventus' sharpshooter Ronaldo!"

"The Portuguese and Ye Chen both scored a hat-trick!"

"Well... In a sense, Ronaldo's goals are more exciting, and every time he scores, he helps Juventus take the lead."

"In a sense, Inter Milan has been catching up with Juventus, hehe!"

Zhang Lu ended the half-time broadcast with two standard hehes.

Then enter the advertising time.

He finally breathed a sigh of relief!

I bragged about Juventus and Ronaldo for a while, hoping to bring back Duan Xuan's previous inclination towards Inter Milan and Ye Chen.

Duan Xuan gradually came back to his senses.

Wiping the sweat from his brow with the tie of his suit.

He first thanked Zhang Lu for his rescue.

Then, with trembling hands, he tidied up the headset used to communicate with the chief director backstage.

"Director Wang, I lost my composure just now. I was too excited. I'm sorry..."

In the headset, there was silence.

Director Wang didn't answer.

Duan Xuan's heart was ashamed.

It's over, the leader is angry!

It seems that my job as a commentator may be ruined...

Just when Duan Xuan was annoyed that he wasn't calm enough.

Director Wang suddenly spoke in the headset:

"Duan Xuan, you played well, keep playing!"

"The statistics from the station just now show that the audience rating of the episode you played was as high as 4.3%, which is close to the ratings of last year's Champions League final!"

"Continue to brag in the second half, be smart, catch up with the manuscript in the middle, change some words and continue bragging, and try to set a new high in the ratings of Serie A!"