Football: the history of the first ball

Xiao Jian thanked this ride. He felt that it was God's will to recognize this little beauty. The moment he held hands with the little beauty, he had never experienced that feeling in his previous life, just like the advertisement of Nongfu Spring - a bit sweet.

Fortunately, the little beauty named Xueli in English has a curious heart.

So Xiao Jian is ready to perform well in this game.

He won, and being able to dance with the little beauty, he felt that it was fate arranged by God.

But this is an impromptu amateur team, and everyone doesn't understand it.

A mess of amateur men gathered together to play football temporarily. If there is no one who has the right to speak to arrange the position, it is very likely that the game will be like shit.

Xiao Jian said loudly to his teammates in blue: "Do you want to win? Do you want to dance with beautiful women?"

Everyone laughed: "Big beard, nonsense, who doesn't want to win."

"Okay, I will arrange the positions next, everyone listen to me, I will definitely let the blue team win, and I will definitely let the beauties dance with us."

Xiao Jian spoke very confidently.

The key point is that his big red beard and red eyebrows made him look ten years older. The 17-year-old boy now looks like a 27-year-old macho.

An unconvinced teammate said: "Big beard, why do you have the final say, just because you have a red beard?"

What he meant was actually what everyone meant, and everyone looked at him with disgust.

Everyone is a man, what ability do you have, you want to be everyone's captain?

With a sweep of his legs, Xiao Jian kicked the football on the locker room table and hit the opposite wall. The ball bounced back and hit Xiao Jian's chest.

The moment Xiao Jian hit his chest with the ball, his outstretched chest suddenly collapsed, and the football fell obediently.

The ball bounced twice on his thigh, and Xiao Jian pushed the ball straight up.The ball flew up, and when it fell, he got short and caught it with his forehead.

The ball did not fall on his forehead, because Xiao Jian made the ball stick to his forehead by adjusting the angle of his neck.

Everyone was shocked, but none of the blue team players present could do this.

It's almost like juggling football.Without several years of hard training, it would be very difficult to achieve this.

Xiao Jian took the ball in his hand and said: "I am not relying on my red beard, I am relying on a little bit of strength. I just want to help the team win. Can everyone trust me?"

Tony first expressed his support. He patted Xiao Jian on the shoulder and said, "No problem, brother, I support you. You play football. I don't think so much about Premier League players."

The unconvinced teammate stuck out his thumb and said, "Okay, Big Beard, you're handsome at this game, we'll listen to you."

In sports, if you want everyone to believe you, you must have the ability to surpass everyone.

According to the positions reported by his teammates, Xiao Jian quickly arranged everyone's positions.

With a formation of 433, he placed Tony and two other aggressive-looking, self-proclaimed two awesome figures in the forward line.

And Xiao Jian sits in the front waist.

He doesn't want to be a striker in a game like this, expecting these amateur teammates to pass you an exquisite pass, it may take forever.

He took the initiative to retreat and play the midfielder. This position can control the ball, pass the ball and shoot, and he can maximize his professional level.

The rival red team finally managed to secure a position during the quarrel, and they arranged four forwards.

Because each of these four forwards is stronger than the other, none of them want to play other positions.

Their formation is 334, an awesome attacking formation.

The game is kicked off by the red team.

The game started, the referee sounded, and after the red team kicked off, the audience outside the stadium cheered.

In fact, it is very interesting to watch such improvised amateur games, and the players' clumsy movements can be very funny.

No, when the red team kicked off the ball, the striker who got the ball rushed forward desperately, regardless of the fact that two players from the yellow team rushed up to block him.

"Fucking pass the ball!" Roma, who also played forward in the red team, yelled anxiously.

His arrogance and lack of morality made his teammates dislike him very much, so although he said that he played in the seventh-level league, no one listened to him.

The forward in red didn't pass it to Rohm, he wanted to use Da Luo's pendulum to surpass others.

Many football fans like to imitate Ronaldo's pendulum-like passing, because once passing, they can brag for three months.

The audience also likes to watch the amateur players pendulum-like, because they run like penguins, swaying left and right, which is extremely funny without knowing it, and they never get tired of it.

Xiao Jian was laughed at by him.

How can you play the pendulum trick?

Sure enough, the forward in red swayed left and right, like a giant penguin dancing.

The blue team member who was shaken said with a smile: "Brother, don't shake it, where is your ball?"

Only then did the red-clothed striker realize that with his pendulum swing, the ball had already rolled five meters away, and was easily intercepted by another player from the blue team.

The forward in red hugged his head regretfully, and cursed: "Damn, you're so glamorous, you forgot to control the ball."

The audience laughed out loud at him.

The player in blue who intercepted the ball was about to take the ball forward, but Xiao Jian had already run to his side and shouted: "Brother, pass the ball."

The man passed the ball to Xiao Jian reflexively.

Xiao Jian dribbled the ball and ran forward with ease.

When encountering an opponent's interception, he easily passed the opponent with a very simple change of direction.

After a while, he passed five people in a row, and the five people who passed him all looked dumbfounded. They felt Xiao Jian swaying in front of them, and even he disappeared with the ball.

Is this guy's grandma really a football amateur?

Xiao Jian is like a tiger in a herd of sheep. He only exerted [-]% of his strength, and his speed was deliberately reduced a lot, but such a one-stop breakthrough was very easy.

Xiao Jian felt in his heart that the distance between the level of the world's third-rate stars and these amateur players was really measured in kilometers.

As long as the opponent does not foul maliciously, he can break through and shoot at any time, but that is too invincible.

Teammates now listen to him and form a team, and he can't patronize his own performance.

So he rushed into the penalty area and when he attracted all the opponent's defenders, he suddenly made a wonderful pass. The ball was passed from the defender's crotch to the unguarded forward Tony in the penalty area.

Overjoyed, Tony tried his best to kick the ball towards the bottom right corner of the goal.

As a result, the ball flew to the upper left corner disobediently.

The goalkeeper rushed to the right, but Tony missed the kick. He watched the ball fly into the upper left corner of the goal.

The ball is in.

Haha, I scored a goal with a crooked shot.

Tony was so excited, he wanted to imitate Xiao Jian's cool gesture of sliding his knees for seven meters after scoring a goal, so he rushed towards the beauties in blue.

Then he knelt down on his knees seven or eight meters in front of the beautiful woman who had chosen him, preparing for a knee slide that would make the beautiful woman scream excitedly.

Unexpectedly, all the beauties were screaming for him.

Because after he knelt down on both knees, instead of gliding, he fell cleanly onto the grass.

The huge forward momentum hit him in the face.

He just wiped the ground with his face and started to slide.

When he looked up, his face was bruised and blood was gushing from his nose.

He only felt his nose sore, and wiped his nose a few times, turning himself into a blood-masked man. This bloody scene scared all the beauties into screaming.

Xiao Jian was funny and annoyed, he ran over to support Tony and said, "Tony, pendulum dribbling and double-knee sliding are really not something you amateurs can do. Please, don't do it like this next time, you will play with your face No. Look at your face, is there any skin left?"