Football: the history of the first ball

Xiao Jian glared at the bald, fat reporter, and said, "Brother Fan's goal is incomparably wonderful, and it will definitely be recorded in the history books of Blue Star's diving goals.

If you have to compare my goals and Fan Ge's goals, who is more exciting, I think his goals are more exciting.My two goals have already been scored in football, but Fan Ge's goal is the first time in the history of Blue Star, and it is extremely difficult to learn and replicate.

Fan Zhiyi is the big brother I have always admired. I would like to use the words of our Huaxia fans to evaluate him-who dares to do anything right away, but I am General Fan! "

Xiao Jian said this sentence in English, and then he said it again in Chinese.

The press conference burst into warm applause.

Gua Shuai breathed a sigh of relief.

Xiao Jian's comment on Fan Zhiyi's poem became the headlines of many news the next day.

After the press conference, Manchester City's players began a simple disguise in the hotel, because they scored the first point at home to Crystal Palace for the first time in four years. Fucking beautiful.

As a result, Gua Shuai's assistant coach came and announced a bad news to everyone.

The whole team has a meeting at night, so you must not be absent!

The faces of all the players turned black.

Xiao Jianxin said it was bad, Brother Fan will treat guests tonight, it seems that he can't go.

Unexpectedly, the teaching assistant glanced at Xiao Jian and said, "Gua Shuai said that Xiao Jian doesn't need to go to the meeting."

Xiao Jian was overjoyed immediately.

After the assistant coach left, all the players wailed and fell down on the bed.

All the players looked at Xiao Jian with envy and hatred, and Fernandenho said to Xiao Jian: "We are doomed to be miserable tonight, Gua Shuai will definitely call us a bloody sprinkler. Xiao Jian, help us to drink tonight Pick up girls. Drink hard and fuck 'em hard."

Xiao Jian knew he was joking.

He said solemnly: "I don't drink, I don't pick up girls, I have better things to do."

"Damn, there is something more wonderful than this, tell me quickly?"

All the players were immediately attracted by Xiao Jian's words, and they all gathered together to listen to what Xiao Jian had to say.

Xiao Jian said with a serious face: "I'm studying high school courses. On such a beautiful night, if I do a few more sets of math problems, it will be even better."

Fernandenho screamed, rolled his eyes, and fell on the bed, as if he had been stunned by Xiao Jian.

Yaya Toure held his head and shouted: "Xiao, are you still human? Do you have humanity? Don't mention math to me. I just played damn football because I didn't want to learn math. But you have to ask me Who should die between football and mathematics, I have played football for 100 years, and I don’t want to touch another math problem.”

"Hahaha……"

The teammates laughed wildly.

Xiao Jian smiled and said, "Then I'll bring you a math book, read it when you have insomnia, it will have special effects."

Yaya Toure pretended to be vicious and said: "Xiao, don't mention math books anymore, and I will fight you to death if you mention math books."

Xiao Jian and his teammates laughed and laughed for a while, then walked out of the room, just in time to see Gua Shuai in the corridor who had just finished making a phone call.

Gua Shuai asked lightly: "You don't have a meeting tonight, what are you going to do?"

Xiao Jian knows who Gua Shuai is, don't look at such an understatement, but if you lie to him, once he finds out, he will hang you mercilessly in the refrigerator to dry until you become dry and stinky, and you may never hired.

Xiao Jian didn't want to hide it: "Fan Zhiyi wanted to invite me and Sun Jihai to dinner, but now I have to go alone."

Gua Shuai thought for a while and said: "Sun performed well today, he is very brave, you tell him that he doesn't need to have a meeting, you go with him. I wish you three have a good night."

Overjoyed, Xiao Jian thanked Gua Shuai, and he went back to drag Sun Jihai out, and told the good news in his ear.

Sun Jihai laughed so hard that his eyes narrowed.

Out of curiosity, Yaya Toure chased him out and asked, "Xiao, what is your happy event with Sun? Why are you so happy?"

Xiao Jian said: "Brother Sun and I are going to drink, will you go?"

Yaya Toure's eyes widened: "I dare not go if you lend me a lion's gall, but, Sun, you can't even go. If Guashuai finds out, you will be finished."

Sun Jihai said nonchalantly: "What are you afraid of, drink it first and then talk."

Then he left with Xiao Jian.

Yaya Toure was dumbfounded. He returned to the big room, his whole body flattened back on the bed like a big cross, and shouted, "It's over, I'm getting my wine bug."

That night, Fan Zhiyi, Sun Jihai, and Xiao Jian gathered in the private seat of a Chinese restaurant in London.

Fan Zhiyi asked both of them to order their favorite Chinese food, and the three of them sat together.

All three raised their small beer glasses to celebrate the three Chinese players starting the Premier League.

This is indeed something worth celebrating, and it is not a small matter. The history of Chinese football will definitely record this game heavily.

People are abroad, and the three of them are very excited when they get together.

The topic of the three started from the Premier League and has been talking about Chinese football.

Speaking of Huaxia football, Xiao Jian said angrily: "Huaxia football is ruined by the grandchildren of the Football Association."

Fan Zhiyi and Sun Jihai were taken aback, and quickly closed the door tightly.

Both of them belong to the national team. Talking about the Football Association is a big taboo. In the past, when Huaxia was the leader of the Football Association, if Xiao Jian's words reached the Football Association's ears, he would have to walk around if he couldn't eat it.

Some team leaders of the Football Association will let you know what majesty cannot be touched.

Fans can scold the Football Association, whatever they want, because the Football Association can't control the fans.

But the players cannot scold. Once they are informed, they will basically bid farewell to the national teams at all levels.

It is not a piece of cake for the Football Association to deal with a player.

Carrying the anger of being pissed off by the Football Association and the National Football Association in his previous life, Xiao Jian slapped the table and cursed at the China Football Association, leaving Fan Zhiyi and Sun Jihai stunned.

Good guy, it really is that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers.

We dare not scold like that.

Xiao Jian was tired of cursing, so he spat out and said, "Fortunately, seven years ago, the high-level officials of China brought 13 members of the Football Association to justice and hired Germans to manage the Football Association. In the past seven years, our Chinese football has developed rapidly. There are quite a few. And the overall level is not a star and a half higher than that of the earth's national football team."

"Wait, what earth national football team?"

Fan Zhiyi and Sun Jihai asked him strangely.

"Uh, it's not Earth, I'm talking about Blue Planet."

Sun Jihai took away the small glass of beer in front of Xiao Jian, forget it, you can change to tea, after drinking two glasses, Blue Star has changed to the earth.Drink two more glasses, and the sun will not change. "

Xiao Jian: ...

However, Fan Zhiyi and Sun Jihai are still very happy since the top officials of the country replaced all the Huaxia people in the Football Association with Germans.

Fan Zhiyi said: "The top management signed a ten-year contract with Deutsche Football, and I feel that the spring of Chinese football is coming.

Xiao Jian and Sun Jihai's eyes lit up.

Xiao Jian said: "As long as those grandchildren are not allowed to come to the Football Association again, the spring of Chinese football will really come."

Fan Zhiyi said passionately: "Look, the strength of the current national team players is no worse than that of Fuso Koryo. Yang Chen is in Germany, Shao Jiayi is also in Germany, and Zheng Zhi is in Charlton. Don't underestimate Chen Tao, he is also very strong. In La Liga.

There are still many players in the five major leagues, some in the second-tier league, and more players are going to Europe. I think our current strength can definitely compete for the Asian Cup.

Also, Xiao Jian, you turned out to be born out of nowhere. With you here, the goal of our national team is not only the Asian Cup.Our goal is to enter the World Cup, and we Chinese people should have a place in the World Cup.

The words made the three people's blood boil.

"Come on, let's toast to the upcoming spring of Chinese football!"