Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts

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Within a few days, Harry got used to life in The Burrow...except of course that he couldn't get used to the morning class that came with Li Xian.

During this period, a legacy issue was also brought up again.It was a few days after Molly's temper eased, George asked Li Xian curiously:

"When we went to help Harry escape that night...we met a super handsome man who helped."

Fred continued: "And that man looks almost exactly like you, he is simply an enlarged version of you!"

When mentioning what happened that night, Molly was still a little angry at first, but when she heard this, she also felt a little curious.

Li Xian said flatly, "That's my long-lost brother. Since my parents passed away, there are only a few brothers and sisters left to depend on each other..."

"and many more!"

Harry seemed to have caught something, and asked curiously: "You said that you are left with brothers and sisters, which means that besides your elder brother who may have been lost for many years, you have the rest..."

"Well! After my parents passed away, the five of us separated, and I only recently got in touch with him. Of course, except for my brother Li Xian..."

Li Xian lied calmly and said, "I also have a younger brother named Li Dao, an older sister named Li Xian, and a younger sister named Li Xian."

At this moment, everyone at the dinner table was dumbfounded.

Even Percy, who was also a top student, was taken aback for a while.

What is the situation in Chinese?Why almost the same pronunciation, but there are four... no, five incomplete meanings.

Looking at the expressions of these people... Even Li Xian himself was not consciously impressed by the profoundness of his Chinese.

Faced with such a broad and profound writing, Mo Li raised a doubt: "Did you learn such a difficult writing since childhood? Why didn't you change to a simple writing?"

Regarding this question, Li Xian unconsciously remembered that during the New Culture Movement... Qian Xuantong proposed to abolish Chinese characters and change them to Latin in order to popularize knowledge.

Then Li Xian answered Mo Li's question with the counterattack of the language master Zhao Yuanren.

First of all, an article "Ji Ji's Chicken Fighting Story" was read to them.

They were dumbfounded, the speeches seemed to be the same!The pronunciation of the whole article seems to be ji!

"Does this... make a difference?"

However, when Li Xian wrote this article, they were even more confused:

[Ji Jiji, Jiji, the chicken is the rooster.Thorn chickens are hungry, Ji Ji and Jiji Ji chickens.Chicken Ji Ji, Ji Ji Ji, Ji Ji Ji, Ji Ji Ji, Ji Ji Ji, Ji Ji Ji, Ji Ji Ji, Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji, Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji, Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji, Ji Ji Ji Ji Jiji hits the chicken with extreme clogs, and the chicken is killed, Ji Ji is shocked, which is recorded in "Ji Ji's Story of Fighting the Chicken". 】

If they can still learn a few sentences in this article, then they will be completely dumbfounded in the next article "The History of Shishi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shishi", which is about the flat tongue.After all, tongue curling is the most tormenting problem for foreigners!

"Shishi, a poet in the Shishi family, is addicted to lions and swears to eat ten lions. Shi Shi always regards lions when the market is right. At ten o'clock, ten lions are right for the market. At the right time, Shi Shi is right for the market. Shi Shi sees ten lions and relies on arrows Shishi made the ten lions die. Shi picked up the corpses of the ten lions, suitable for the stone chamber. The stone chamber was wet, and the servants wiped the stone chamber. The stone chamber was wiped, and Shi Shi began to try to eat the corpses of the ten lions. When eating, he realized that they were the corpses of the ten lions. There are actually ten stone lion corpses. Trying to explain is a matter."

Now... Ron, George, Fred, Harry, Ginny, including Molly, all began to wonder what happened to the students of Daxia Kingdom when they were young?To master such a difficult language.

However, Li Xian smiled:

"If [difficult] is finally exchanged for a word [beautiful], then all the hard work will be worth it."

For the word [beauty], Mo Li said that she didn't understand it, and the silly children would not understand it.

How can you say that the text is beautiful?What is so beautiful about words?

Li Xian once again cited a very typical example:

"For example, the original words were——what? Sunset? Crazy!

But after switching to our Chinese translation, it is - what a broken sunset, it's so beautiful! "

Li Xian relied on his full IELTS score in his previous life to use accurate translations to make them feel the profoundness of Chinese characters.

Not to mention Ron, George, Fred, Harry and others... Even the more traditional Molly, or the young Ginny are all subdued by the charm of Chinese characters at this moment.

So in the next period of time... Li Xian started his Chinese character enlightenment class smoothly.

Maybe in the near future...everyone in the entire western magic world can speak Chinese, maybe they can't speak Chinese!

Of course, this is just a better expectation at present!

Then the topic returned to Li Xian's brothers and sisters again.

"How did you find your brother?"

Molly asked curiously, "Did you meet it?"

"We haven't met yet, but we've been writing to contact each other."

Li Xian then took out a copy of the Daily Prophet half a month ago, which Li Xian borrowed from Mo Li to read.After showing one of the small sections to everyone, Mo Li exclaimed:

"I remember the news, I thought I was wrong."

I saw in the newspaper... an article about this year's "Most Handsome Wizard of the Year Award". The reason why Molly noticed this report is because her eldest son Bill, who worked as a spellbreaker at Gringotts, was also selected It's a pity that I lost the election in the end.

And the person who was elected happened to be—the long-lost elder brother Li Xian in Li Xian's mouth.

It was mentioned in the news that Li Xian is a mysterious wizard from the East who runs an oriental pharmaceutical business in the wizarding world and currently lives in Knockturn Alley.

Li Xian said that it was because of this news that he found out about his brother's whereabouts, and then contacted him by writing a letter, planning to choose an auspicious day for reunion before school starts.

For this explanation, everyone has no doubts.

First of all, Li Xian had already instilled in them the concept of "good days and auspicious days" when the new house was ground-breaking, and they also knew Li Xian's fancy for this thing.

At the same time, regarding the "Most Handsome Wizard of the Year Award", in fact, there are often miscellaneous and weird awards here in the magic world.

Such as "Wizard Weekly" Most Charming Smile Award, Quidditch "Dangerous Day" Medal, "Transfiguration Today" Most Potential Newcomer Award...

And this year's "Transfiguration Today" Most Potential Newcomer Award was selected by Li Xian, who was recommended to the jury by Professor McGonagall, the master of transformation at Hogwarts.

After explaining this, everyone understood something.

Li Xian took the initiative to admit:

"Because I was worried that something would happen to you, so I asked my brother to help me at the party that night, and you all know what happened after that..."

Molly highly appreciated Li Xian's meticulousness, and at the same time scolded Ron, George, and Fred again!And kindly invited Li Xian to let her brother come to the house as a guest, because she wanted to personally thank Mr. Li Xian for his help.

"Okay, I'll arrange it!"

Li Xian silently picked up a cup of coffee and took a sip. He seemed to have a natural expression, but at this moment he was thinking in his heart--the trumpet Li is now officially settled, when will the other trumpets go online? ? ?

ps: Today's third watch is over, there is nothing to say, good night everyone.