Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts

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"Where are Ron and Harry?"

"Not in the car!"

"What? Where did they go? Is there any danger?"

"Don't worry... I asked the patriarch before I burned incense, and the patriarch said that they can't die."

Hermione stared helplessly at Li Xian, who only knew how to eat in the private room... This guy has been eating since he got in the car, and almost contracted all the snacks in the trolley.

Really!A born badger yard seedling!

Hermione left Li Xian's box with a worried face...and turned to find Uncle Jiu! ! !

As for Li Xian, after eating the last sandwich that Mrs. Molly prepared for him, he patted the crumbs on his hands, then got up, opened the window, poked his head out, and watched a speeding car following the train behind the ass...

"If you use your brain a little bit, you should know that being late will at most deduct points, and it is impossible to be expelled."

But what!When our protagonists Harry and Ron were accidentally blocked outside platform nine and three-quarters, their first reaction was to drive a speeding car to chase the Hogwarts train.

While Li Xian was complaining in his heart, Uncle Jiu who had gone to the bathroom came back, looked at the food that had been emptied on the table, and immediately frowned: "You kid eat like this, sooner or later you will become fat like a pig."

During the talk.....

Fatty Neville just happened to pass by the door of the box, holding an incense book in his hand and looking at it as he walked:

"Two long and one short are evil, two short and one long are good..."

Hearing this, Uncle Jiu immediately coughed, and the incense book in Neville's hand fell to the ground in fright, and he looked at Uncle Jiu with a pale face.

"Is it so scary to be a teacher?"

"No...Master, no...horrible!"

Neville replied nervously.

Sighing, Uncle Nine walked up to Neville, picked up the incense stick that fell on the floor, and taught patiently:

"Two long and one short have good luck and bad luck! For example, the two sides are high and the middle is low, called lotus fragrance, which attracts wealth and treasure; High, one low on the right, but the length of the difference in the middle is different, and the meaning is different! But two short and one long, it means that the ancestors don’t accept your incense, so there must be nothing to talk about... this must be divided It's clear, it's more confusing."

"Yes, Master."

After Neville took the incense stick, he turned around and ran away.Looking at the child's escape... Uncle Jiu's expression was rather complicated.

"The boy is a good boy . . . just hasn't figured it out yet."

"How to get the hang of it?"

Li Xian asked.

"Look at your chance!"

Uncle Jiu turned his head and glared at Li Xian: "It's like your kid obviously opened up too early."

Look at this expression, let outsiders see it, and think how much you don't want to see my apprentice!

In order to make Uncle Jiu happy, Li Xian immediately took out an unpacked broomstick from his pocket.

"This is???"

"Light Wheel 2001!"

"Where did you kid get the money to buy the broom?"

"This is my brother's honor to you."

"Is that your long-lost brother?"

"alright!"

Li Xian was not in a hurry to confess to Uncle Jiu the real situation of his trumpet, on the contrary, because of the existence of the trumpet, he could handle a lot of troublesome things.

Just like now...

"It's not easy for you brothers to reunite. Send it back, let your brother return it, and buy you some new clothes."

"My brother can make a lot of money now."

Li Xian then introduced that after he got in touch with his elder brother Li Xian, Li Xian started to run the soup business.

Knowing that the source of Li Xian's money is his own exhaustion, Uncle Jiu naturally accepted the broomstick with peace of mind.

"It's just this broomstick..."

"Doesn't fit your eyes? Then I'll ask my brother to change it for you?"

"No."

Uncle Jiu lowered his voice and asked, "Is it stable if you step on it?"

"I think it's okay, just like skiing."

"My teacher is from the south."

"That's the same as skating a veneer... Wait, you don't seem to know that thing..."

Seeing Li Xian seriously thinking about how to solve the problem, Uncle Jiu suddenly realized that he was the master, and immediately waved:

"Forget it! It's just a flying broom, how can I not be able to subdue it as a teacher. When I have time, I will study it myself..."

While speaking, he seemed to realize that there was some danger approaching, so he hurriedly asked Li Xian to put it away for him, quickly covered his robe, and pretended to have fallen asleep.

The next second, Hermione walked to the door of the private room, holding a notebook in her hand, with some questions densely written on it.

"When did Master sleep?"

"Just slept."

"When will you wake up?"

"I'm afraid it will be night..."

Hermione shook her head helplessly when she heard the words, and had no choice but to go to Li Xian's side with her notebook in her arms: "You should not sleep! You can give me a lecture topic!"

"Brother, I am willing to serve you!"

So this talk went from day to night.

After getting off the train, they saw...Hagrid was leading this year's first-year freshmen to a ferry ceremony exclusively for first-year freshmen, and Ginny was impressively among them.

After waving to the little girl to signal her to relax, Li Xian turned around and went to Hogwarts in a carriage pulled by thestrals.

Soon, we arrived at this year's sorting ceremony, and it was still Professor McGonagall who presided over the sorting ceremony.

For decades, she has watched the arrival of students one by one, and watched them leave one by one.

Just after the sorting ceremony here, Professor McGonagall was called away by Filch, with an angry and anxious expression on his face.

And Flitwick, who didn't know it yet, signaled to Li Xian that he could go to the backstage to prepare for the performance... However, he soon discovered—where is the person?Where has everyone gone?

Not long after, Professor McGonagall brought the news that Harry and Ron were driving to school in a speeding car and crashed the Whomping Willow.

At the banquet, she severely criticized this behavior of ignoring the school rules, but Harry asked hypocritically: "School has not officially started yet, so Gryffindor shouldn't be deducted points, right?"

McGonagall's brows relaxed a little when he heard this sentence. He originally wanted to ban Harry and Ron from going to the dinner.

But Professor Flitwick found her:

"This performance is very important.....This is a leapfrogging attempt to change the style of our Hogwarts choir in the future. I ask Professor McGonagall to allow me to take these two guys away... ...After all, Li Xian, the host of this show, said that without them, this show would not be possible.....”

Hearing this, Professor McGonagall just released the two of them.

On the way to the backstage to meet Li Xian, Harry and Ron guessed: "Senior brother must have asked Professor Flitwick to save us on purpose! I am so grateful to him, without him, I would have missed this year's start-of-term dinner It's..."

However, when they came to the backstage with a face full of gratitude, they found Li Xian, and when they saw the big red handkerchief in Li Xian's hand——

They have no thanks, only "I want to escape" in their heads!

But Li Xian's expression told them "you can't escape"!

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ps: Today's first update!Also remind yourself a thousand times!Don't line up with people!Don't line up with people!Don't line up with people!